Hot Dog Store: A-Pop Bigfeets Hunters Strengthen the Honmoon (Patreon)

The Honmoon is weak. I can feel it, you can feel it, hell the guy giving lowdown handshakes behind the wawa can feel it.

Yep, the veil between Appalachian nonsense and pop stardom is starting to sweat. That means it’s time for A-Pop Bigfeets Hunters.

This shirt is for anyone who understands that reinforcing the Appalachian Honmoon is something impossible to explain in one sentence. You can try but by the time you say “Appalachian Honmoon,” the person has already decided the optimal excuse to leave the conversation.

Merchandising creates needs, that’s economics. I went to business school in a dream and the dean was my dog in a little tie. That’s why we also have this available as a poster! You need someone to supervise your houseplants when you are away, and who better than A-Pop Bigfeets Hunters?