Hot Dog Store: THE DOGGBLOODS COLLECTOR EVENT OF THE YEAR! (Patreon)

THREE EXPLOSIVE VARIANTS!

FOUR PREMIUM FORMATS EACH!

TWELVE BASE COLLECTOR EDITIONS!

DOZENS OF POSSIBLE COLLECTOR CONFIGURATIONS!

The DOGGBLOODS market is divided into three distinct investment classes, each derived from the same original Rusty Shackles masterwork and each available in four premium physical formats. Here is where you decide what kind of history you want, then decide whether that history belongs on your torso, your wall, or underneath sixteen ounces of distilled power juice.

Remember, there are no wrong choices, but there are incomplete collections.

DOGGBLOODS: Extreme Red Edition Shirt

DOGGBLOODS: Extreme Red Edition Shirt (Women’s)

DOGGBLOODS: Extreme Red Edition Poster

DOGGBLOODS: Extreme Red Edition Pint Glass

DOGGBLOODS: Deluxe Collector’s Edition Shirt

DOGGBLOODS: Deluxe Collector’s Edition Shirt (Women’s)

DOGGBLOODS: Deluxe Collector’s Edition Poster

DOGGBLOODS: Deluxe Collector’s Edition Pint Glass

DOGGBLOODS: Ultra-Rare Edition Shirt

DOGGBLOODS: Ultra-Rare Edition Shirt (Women’s)

DOGGBLOODS: Ultra-Rare Edition Poster

DOGGBLOODS: Ultra-Rare Edition Pint Glass

CHOOSE YOUR CONDITION GOAL

Owning DOGGBLOODS is only the beginning. You must now decide what kind of collector you intend to become.

If you wear the shirt, you have created an unrestored reader copy. If you hang the poster with thumbtacks, that is amateur restoration. If you pour liquid into the pint glass, you have altered its provenance forever. None of these actions are forbidden. They merely demonstrate that you lack the discipline to own an object without experiencing it.

For investors pursuing the highest possible PCGC grade, we recommend purchasing two copies: one to use and one to never emotionally acknowledge.

You cannot corner the market from a coward’s distance.

Do not let future generations inherit a DOGGBLOODS market you were too afraid to dominate!