Hot Dog Store: Articulate This! (Patreon)

We still haven’t manufactured the Hot Dog action figure.

Fortunately, you probably have arms and legs. Put on the shirt and do your part!

The Hot Dog Action Figure Shirt has real Nitrate-Blasting action printed right on it! You can keep it mint in the package, but then nobody gets to see your cool shirt. Take it out, put it on, and lose resale value together.

For those who prefer their action heroes Irish and operating under severe budget constraints…

The Van Dang of Trim!

The shirt that helped get the vault started deserves another turn outside the steel door. Put it on and wait for someone to recognize it. When they do, you’ve found an enemy for life. Neat!

Available only in the vault. Karate noises not included.