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Never Trust a Smiling Turtle! (Patreon)

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2016-10-20 20:38:40
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2026-06
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Hello, hello, hello!

Things are moving along... at a turtle's pace. Unfortunately, today and Tuesday were the only days I've had to work during the day. I've been putting time in at night, like usual, but my days have been busy with an issue at the boring job. Still, a chunk of Chapter 1 is polished and ready to go. Fixed a ton of dialogue errors, added a few minor events, added an Easter egg nobody will ever find, and added a new Bogwort face. He needed more expressions.

Well, back to work. I've got a few more hours before the kiddo gets home, hoping I can get the morning and early town stuff for day 2 done...

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Amptitude

I'm so stoked for this

James

They hype train is real

Markus S.

Did I just read you revamped something? :-P

Blorken Shfeel

Ayeeee. It moved. Or it might have. This could all just be an optical illusion.

Furanky

so at this pace...can we expect a release in 3 months? <3

Nine Horse Hitch
>>2824514

if each steps take one more day than the previous step then yes. But 45 more days assuming 5 day per step. 36 more per step if we assume 4 days per step. Or in more accurate term of Yummy workdays each took a about two to three workdays. That means 18 to 27 Yummy work days. That assuming that YT doesn't speed up and each step requires the same amount of work. I prefer to think that the following steps will be quicker. They were done recently and have also be checked by YT's game ginny tigers or turtles.

Anonymous

Hmm, that title looks mighty familiar... Easter egg no one will find you say? As a completist, I accept your challenge!

Nine Horse Hitch
>>2825962

But who will be the first to find said easter egg? And will no one find it due to obscurity or difficulty finding it?

Nine Horse Hitch

As the ninth day of Yummy Turtle watch ends with exciting news the turtle moved again. While no one was looking. The mead was brought out once again and conversations turn to the turtle. Some are say the turtle is a ninja while other are saying a man is picking it and moving it while no one is watching. As a follow up to the two boys from yesterday aside some minor brain damage causing them to believe rocks are alive they are fine except for some bruises and a broken leg. From what I'm being told those aren't minor and I should go to... will now that's just rude. The caves have been reopened and some women went in caves to mock the boys. They have come out but knocking sounds and moaning have been heard. The villagers are complaining they have taken the joke too far. The munchkin problem has caused a shortages of potatoes and their are now many empty potato bags around town.

Anonymous

OMG SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD

DaBouncer

"added an Easter egg nobody will ever find" Oh, YT, you've underestimated us... We will find this Easter egg.

YummyTiger
>>2827694

That's the spirit. Of course, this is all a ploy to get you guys searching every nook and cranny so that the playtime is exponentially increased :-)

YummyTiger
>>2826934

I think turtles are sexy too! That green, hard skin. Those luscious, bulbous legs. Mmmm, mmmm, scrumptious!

Nine Horse Hitch

As people recover from their night of mead and partying, the tenth day of Yummy Turtle watch winds down to an end, but the drinking has started up again this friday night. They women who went into the cave have come out and seem somewhat dazed but not for worst proving for a fact the rocks aren't moving or alive. The women were so dazed they didn't even notice the turtle move while they were in the cave. A strange woman came into town wear nothing but a vest, really short jeans, and a orange bikini claiming she hunting something no one believes her. The goblin, which my sources tells me his name is Bogwort, was seen last night getting slapped for what he was saying to women but the real news comes from him talking to women who was out cold and still getting slapped. The Man in Black, my sources say he has no name, has been asking question about my script writer.

Nine Horse Hitch

The eleventh day of Yummy Turtle watch comes to an end. The women who came into town yesterday was seen cashing the Bogwort with swords drawn. The were about of Bogwort is unknown. The women appeared later that muttering something about not kill innocents. So it unknown if Bogwort is still around. In other news the c ave has had more knocking sounds despite no one being in the cave. A group of local scholars decided to head into the cave to study the event. The manage to make it to the cave with only screaming like little kids two times. The munchkin problem seem to be growing as they seem to multiply faster than the framers can kill them. Hunter have reported that they more or less seen in luwid positions, some time in positions they don't even know. A rumor that the turtle *cuts to static*...

Anonymous

you can do it yummytiger. you can do it

Nine Horse Hitch

Day 12 of Yummy Turtle watch and everything seems to calm down. The "hunter" women went crazy today and started screaming and an adorable cat that looked like a tiny tiger. She finally calmed down after a gentle bump to the back of the head for our local town guard who seemed to go back to sleep as soon as she was put into her cell. The reason for our transmission being cut off is that we had a camera failure. Shortly after the Man in Black came up out of nowhere and started to ask me questions about my writer. Although I know nothing. He then left while i was in mid sentence and head off toward the house he dragged the man into. The story i was about to report at the time was that some people have started to have think of the turtle setting fire to the town. It rumor started during the second night of celebration as some looked into the eyes of the turtle and said those dark eyes scare him and four hour later this rumor was heard. Recently a stench has started to linger around town. The villagers are try to find the source.