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Moonwalk Edition! (Patreon)

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2016-10-24 22:08:30
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2026-06
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Happy Monday!

I know Mondays probably suck for most people, but I don't mind. Especially, when I have THREE full days to work on the game. Livin' the dream, livin' the dream.

Finished up day 2 this morning, and proceeded right into day 3. Lots of dialogue tweaks and changes. Also, probably cut about 25% of the text. It reads quite a bit better now. No artwork additions or revamps. I listened to the sign, that all-powerful sign. The "No video games!" one is really pissing me off though :-)

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waffel

Think about the 1-2 weeks video game mania you can enjoy after the (non-hurried) release :) uuhm just... don't forget your wife >.

Anonymous

The turtle walks backwards! Another of the ancient signs is fulfilled. SOON.

Karmaldia

Someone buy this Turtle a few rocket boosters and some roller skates so he can get moving! Any who back on topic happy to see the progress, looking good sir.

ArdenW

When I first read "MOONWALK EDITION" my very first thought was, "OH no. Tell me the turtle isn't going backwards." Then I saw the turtle advancing in style, and there was much rejoicing.

Anonymous

I am SO pumped for this release!

Nine Horse Hitch
>>2852177

it's more like 4 weeks. The norm of the steps is 4 days. 8 more steps. 8*4=32 he can't neglect his family or not have a life. That would directly affect how good the game is.

Nine Horse Hitch

Day 13 of Yummy Turtle watch. the town has broken into an uproar with the turtle apparently advanced one step, but is facing the wrong way. this happened while no one looking as to the the "hunter" walking around without her bikini on after she was released by the guard once Bogwort reappeared and she calmed down after seeing the cat. It unknown if she took off her bikini or that it has been misplaced. All that is known is that everyone is really drunk here. The mead never seems to run out. As if there is a spring of mead somewhere. In unrelated news one of my crew has gone missing looking for a spring of mead. No has mounted a search party due to the festivities. it has been noted that munchkins have been reported stealing more crops and the farmers raised the bounty for each head of munchkin brought to them. The scholars are due to return from the cave tomorrow if they remember. This just in there appears to an up roar in the crowd! In the drunken excitement the some villagers seem to being running in to the lake naked. That water sure does look cold.

YummyTiger
>>2854637

The scholars were lost to ROUS', leaving the women to find solace in the arms of a funeral crashing goblin...

lorddarkfor

Now all that turtle needs is a black fedora and a single white glove.

Anonymous

Damn... I wonder which one will come out first. The new scalegarden game or Aylia's Story. If both come out close together, I'll barricade myself in.

Curly

Am I the only one being without comprehension of how Chapter 1 is done but not downloadable?

Anonymous
>>2859979

Day one of chapter one has been done. Once we reach the promised land then (and only then) shall we savour the fruits of the moon walking turtle's labour!

Nine Horse Hitch

Day 14 of Yummy Turtle watch. Last night party lead to the discovery of slime things in the lake. Those are Water Slimes from what I'm told. No one was harmed in the lake there appeared to be some screams. No one was hurt and that part of the lake is now being avoided. The party of scholars has appeared today. Not everyone one was accounted for two women and a scholars were left behind and a search party is underway. The three who made it back two scholars and a slave. One scholar broke his leg and is being treated. The other scholar seems to unharmed but say the rocks attacked over and over again. The slave is not as shocked as the other but she is not seeing anyone at this time. The hunter was seen attacking Bogwort screaming something about a bikini top. Bogwort got hit a few times but the hunter never drew her sword and Bogwort seemed distracted. Some of the villagers got into a discussion about how the turtle moved they brought up the same arguments but someone suggested that is walked backwards and described it as "fly as hell." The source of the smell has been found. It appeared to be a outhouse that was overflowing near the recluses' house. The name of the is unknown but his nickname is Yummy Tiger. Connection to the turtle have yet to be proven but are speculated.

Nine Horse Hitch

Day 15 of Yummy Turtle watch. A local villagers has placed cookies on the next step to temp the turtle, but the turtle stood still and has yet to change the direction it faces. Not long after the cookies were put there Bogwort "took" the cookies. the villagers thought turtle eat them but once provided evidence of the events the villagers quickly turned on Bogwort and almost had him when the rescue team started their way down mountain with the two survivors. the women survived due to the scholar dropping his lamp causing a oil fire. Due to the fire the cave collapsed the scholar is presumed to be dead, though no body was found. The scholar leaves behind a fiancee behind. The service will be tomorrow. The women is being consoled mainly by men due to her chest size being bigger than the normal in town. She was seen being consoled by Bogwort to everyone surprised he wasn't slapped. The missing member of the crew has returned. He was high as a kite in a wind storm. The only food he could find in that day and half was shrooms. He is alive but still tripping major balls. The overflown outhouse is still in the process of being repaired and still smells bad. As y high crew member said, "Dude, It smells like a goat eat poop and then pooped that out with boiled broccoli." For or next story how Yummy Tig... Is that the Man in... *cuts to static*

Flying Lizard
>>2873014

You didn't get that much answers by now, so in order to supply some affirmation: I like reading those texts :D Don't stop them because you think people are rolling their eyes at them. Only stop if you get tired of them, I guess?

Nine Horse Hitch

Day 16 Of Yummy Turtle watch. The Man in Black came again this time his questioning tactics were more pervasive, but we know nothing. But in non emotional scaring news the funeral service for the fallen scholar was held today and to everyone surprise Bogwort was with the fiancee. The women was asked if she had been drug brainwashed or if Bogwort had performed any of his goblin voodoo on her. Her response was no and that he was helpful in her time of need. He even made a meal for her last night. My crew member who return yesterday is still tripping balls and is having a "flashback" at the same time. He said "its really harshing my mellow." He then proceeded to laugh for the next thirty minutes because he said mellow. The villager who put out cookies yesterday for the turtle did it again but time time she made double chocolate chip and the were amazing. Uh... From how the looked. I didn't eat the cookies and blame it on Bogwort, again.

Blorken Shfeel

Dying. Refreshing for updates. Updates don't come. Cry deeply in bed. Fall asleep. Wake up. Refresh for updates. Updates don't come. Cry deeply in bed.

Nine Horse Hitch

(sorry for the late post i was enjoy my Friday and helping a friend in need.) As the end of day 17 of Yummy turtle watch comes to an end and the next day begins the report is late due to a group of traveling bands coming into town. We are able to say all the bands were awesome. the villagers got their minds off the turtle and were able to set fire to the forest. Which was put out quickly by the guard who from the looks of it was sleep walking.The Man in black has not been in the village all of today. It feels like he is not even here, but at the same time it feels as if his eyes are looking from some random point. It has been discovered that i was the one eating the cookies and have been but in a stock-hold till they can come up with a punishment for me. I only hope their forgives is larger than the village. Bogwort is still comforting the fiancee. The out house has finally been repaired. And the smell is now starting to dissipate. Though no fast enough. The crew member who return two days ago is starting to return to normal. He has been trying to find me is shrooms. If my treatment last a day longer i may give into his "help."

Nine Horse Hitch

Day 18 of Yummy Turtle watch. The village seem to filled with unrest from what i can tell. I'm unable to move around. And i have accepted my crew member help and have been talking to the unicorn. He brought me new of what happened to the village today. The missing scholar has been found alive but not so well. But the doctor says he will make it. Bogwort didn't take the new all that well. And his responses got him slapped. But the fiancee is allow Bogwort to stay at her house due. She say she owes him for being there for her and his house is not in the best condition. The issues with the slime has come back as they now seem to be coming out of the water it has been noticed that is close to where laundry is done. The smell has finally left the town and Yummy tiger has not been four days and has been locked up in his house. The Man in Black may have locked him the building. In other news villagers are starting to panic as the turtle has not moved in over 6 days. The doctor say the turtle is alive and well. A villager tried to move the turtle and learned the turtle is a biter. While no harm was done to the turtle the man complain of nearly losing a finger. And the report of the fire last night lead to... to... wow man there nude chick over there. *Camera pans over a flash of a green nipple then a shot of the ground with the sound puking. Sounds of a goblin laughing follow in suit.*

YummyTiger
>>2887845

Wake up, work on game, cry when it's not finished, go to bed. Wake up, pray I don't get lynched by eager patrons, work on game, cry when it's not finished, go to bed. Wake up, come up with the cool new feature, slap myself and go back to editing, cry when it's not finished, go to bed. You're right, a vicious cycle!