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It's Seeking Sunday!

Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss how the iPad-ification of cars is turning our seniors into lethal drivers, lobby the Golden Globes to give us an award for podcasting, and end the episode by finding a new Gay Guy Article Writer to bully. Plus we develop an amazing pitch for a weekly column in Them and read through some WOKE ALERTS.

Music on this ep provided by lil_art_hoe, my dear friend and Jacques cousin (on both sides.) He's a king, go check out his newest EP "Call Me" on bandcamp.

AND watch a new episode of Interior Motives with Joe Castle Baker & Wax Wittert, after you listen to this of course. Have a great Sunday everyone!

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Podconsoomer

The intro music was by Jacques cousin???

mahriah

Happy Sunday bbs 😘😘 watching Seahawks foosball at the moment

Dongo

🎶 secret…Cajun Man! secret.. Cajun Man! 🎶

a

i overheard a guy yesterday saying “i wonder if we could buy a waymo and have it make passive income for us”

Dongo

love that Ben reminded Jacques about their plugs even after being called “not even a cheeseburger”, very sweet

Leguminous Goth

I used to work at a company that published 20 minute podcast episodes that educated employees about corporate history .. maybe you can guys can pick up a check to make 15 minute infotainment morsels for Raytheon or Goldman Sachs :)

Andrew Davis

Ben: Welcome to work, Diva. Jacques: This is the Goldman Sax... Goldman Sax.... Goldman Saxophone Podcast. Ben: That's right, Jacques, this is the Goldman Saxophone Podcast. Hesse: Period.

Andrew Davis

Newsie Jacques is iconic. Please bring back for one of the radio play/"high" concept episodes.

pat

1:00:30 Ben makes a Freudian slip about having a toddler... Time to face facts folks; he's straight

Dongo

Eeyores is genius by the way, because donkeys are big, whiny and ornery but they’re also still cute! The divas have done it again!

Claire Simon

Jacques would make an amazing telethon host

Richard Cochnar

Dear Carrot, Please give us more vegetables.

Dennis

Waymo franchise

Shiv

I need the Twink Death page so bad

F

Boring and both are fug but Waymo’s are a lot safer than self driving teslas because they use LiDAR as opposed to cameras. The big problem with Teslas self driving is that since musk didn’t want them to have the big LiDAR thing on top and the cameras have no way to gauge depth

MoldyTolge

I’d subscribe if you wrote ObitchUscaries for the Patreon

Savannah

I was in SF recently and man fuckkkkk those Waymos they are so evil and ugly and they’re fucking everywhere now it’s so bad

Savannah

Shame to Waymo riders you are all losers

Pizza_Poss

god i want to do dabs with jacques so bad lmao

R uB Y

My lez-coded aunt worked as an attorney for chubb and longboarded to work everyday in a suit. Definitely woke!

syd

I recently saw an elderly woman nearly go off the road cause she swerved to dodge a tree's shadow

HonestEd

I just know hesse was picturing Chub Limited in dark souls font

Jenna

My bf’s grandpa just renewed his license at 94 y/o and was in the hospital the next day for confusion

nadia

when jacques has an idea that ben and hesse like it makes me really happy

gigi hadidn’t

Every time this happens an angel gets its wings

LEAH NELSON

I was doing lines when Ben said “hey guys I think we should have been there a few days ago go” and I laughed and blew it all over the table so I’m kinda pissed at y’all

Charles

"I hate all these successful attractive gay men I see on instagram...." Oh, you hate gay men? You know who else did? The pulse nightclub shooter. I am scared.

club.shan

we can have way mo money

Harley

Kinda need Ben Jacques and Hessa to do a review of BOOTS a show on Netflix about a closeted gay guy from Louisiana that joins the Marine Corps bootcamp like idk why but the fact that it’s called BOOTS is actually so funny to me that I find myself tempted to watch it

Faraz

when hesse jokes that jacques blacks out and becomes a conservative blogger it made me realize that jacques is the closest thing we have to a human version of roger from american dad

G. Sandwich

Been thinking about this but Jacques reminds me of Stimpy from Ren and Stimpy

Cree

Golden episode!

club.shan

drop the linky pwease

Treacherous Bussy

Iconic episode I laughed so hard I farted at the gym

Tea Ess

Crying over “Dear Carrot”

Tyler gustafson

Don't forget Dax shepherds best movie let's go to prison

Linus

Why does the bear sound like Forrest Gump

Mar

Can Plz read the email in full after you write it it’s so funny 😂😂🥹