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SD 446 - Grand Ma Seizure (Patreon)

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2025-10-16 22:36:09
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2026-06

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Hello Seekers!

Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I do a vibe check on Cheryl Hines by analyzing her on the View, discuss Trump saying he dodged a bullet that Charlie well, didn't, and approximate how shloshed Kamala is getting on her book tour. Plus we check in on some local cranks and Jacques gives a review of the movie which ended a dissociative spell he was stuck in.

Intro– Professor Rhythm, Professor 3

Outro– Lungile Masitha, Vuyani

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The people are asking where the 3 hour zoom Jacques miss Kay and angel money episode is

Bil

Thank you!

ploob

'The One Where Jack Refuses to Breath'

K

Jacques ily and I just wanna say around the 51:00 mark that was a nice cultural observation bc in 12th night there’s gender swapping in og Shakespeare plays all the women were played by men. Just want to affirm you so you crash out less

Camille

The new Jacque falling from the sky and crashing into a Sesame Street style trash can sound effect is one of the best innovations in the thepod yet

Jake

Sam Smith is set to fight AI-Jake Paul for the title of “Best Non-Binary Bear Trade”

pat

I have to say Jacques confidently knowing a fact about an extremely famous movie that hesse doesn't is a thing of true beauty

jude

Stacey Kennison shoutout!

Leyland

RFK and that bitch are literally responsible for like 60 babies dying from measles in Samoa! After that story I realised she would probably carry the carcass of a child home on the roof of her car… and defend it on The View.

The Etymology of Nonsense

My girl Stacy! Y'all gotta get on the Amy Seukeran beat. She's great, too. Evil Stacy

Freya

Ok so they are experimenting on people in Louisiana

Treacherous Bussy

The aggressive welcome to work exchange from Ben and Jacque was a theatrical masterpiece

Knife

ive been texting all the circumcised autistic people ive fucked the rfk article and saying they could have saved you 💔

lunchables

As a person of scooby doo experience

K

Jacques is having a “Leave Britney Alone” moment but with Stacy Kennison

Mage

Woah getting Kamala on the pod was a huge get

chris j

Hesse has pointed this out a couple of times, but the Scooby-Doo letterboxd review really impressed upon me how similar Jacques' internal monologue is to Benjy Compson's narration in Faulkner's The Sound and the Fury.

naplanx

I commented recently Jacques' rants remind me of one Ms. Stacy Kennison

G. Sandwich

y’all never do mc sucka of the week anymore 😔

Christian Dempster

weird vaccine hesitancy in this one. get vaccinated folks! it’s safe and has been thoroughly tested

Christian Dempster

like monkeypox didn’t become a huge problem because of the quick vaccine campaign

Jake

Omg jacques loooove gangstalkedbythefeds shes amazing

Claire Simon

Trans people: I’m trans! Society: okay Jane Goodall if she were in Dire Straits: Monkey for nothing and your chimps for free

Randomspirit

I’m super vaccine pilled! I love modern medicine and get my flu shots and shit every year. Back during Covid, I got all my shots super early and made sure it was Pfizer. BUT if I could I would’ve gotten the Chinese one, because I don’t trust American healthcare at all. Our shit is super expensive and not very regulated, plus most American healthcare workers are way overworked and underpaid.

Jake

Pazuzu name drop

Emilia

Loving all the music intros/outros the last few eps!!

Betsy

In dsm there's a man colloquially called Tarzan who comes to a bunch of music festivals and concerts wearing only a loincloth

Dongo

complete treat to wake up to on my birthday, we love 💕

S

Got the J&J one-shot vaxxx too, didn't have much of a side effect but I did get covid like twice afterwards so who can say

Alex reynolds

I got the J&J and about 3 hrs after I threw up and was shaking a fair bit. Was totally fine the next day. I think Jacques just had a really strong immune response to the vax which means it worked!

Linus

I need a Curtis Sliwa impression from Hesse please

Alex reynolds

Also love Jacques heterodox movie reviews. A more talented Armand White

Jenny

Getting a monkey pox vaccine at a gay bar on roller skates and then getting the complementary free drink is CRAZY I laughed so hard at how casually he said that part

nora nygard

Eric Starchild: Where is he now?

Dongo

The greatest cultural loss of America’s dumb and mean shift into the reactionary void is the loss of community hobos who teach high schoolers how to drink and spread joy and wisdom like transient bards. They’ve taken so much from us

bfz

Wait does ben wanna fuck jane goodall

Bartlebee

Ben’s RFK impression just sounds like Max

“Scoop”

Hesse, you should do a Buffalo legends pod with Ben Rodgers.

Jake

Three icons?? Robert Redford found dead

Eva

divas does anyone know which episodes the following bits were in: - Amanda lepore “get down on the ground f****ts” - Pedophile Samantha - any of the episodes about George santos trying to give my bisexual boyfriend a crash course cuz he’s a new listener

Holly

New seeking segment. Is your pet gay? We just got our cat, Henry. He is not super food motivated but when we were eating a rustic French lentil stew, he was RAVENOUS.

taejo-pom

The other sister is ICONIC!!!!!?

M'aux Robbie

Going to more houses per month kind of makes you more homeless tbh

iyatchi mimitchi

And I'm pretty sure the first episode they talk about ms santos is the one where they read out Say Uncle porn brands

chorchy

What the hell is a BSW

chorchy

Ngl drinking more than one day a week makes you brain damaged

chorchy

And before anyone says some bull: you don’t know my story bitch

ResilientBastard

I think there were glimpses of Cheryl’s woo woo earth mother conservatism in Curb. Her precious bougie environmentalism comes up a couple times.

CactiFlowFlow

Movie JacquesSet for Annie Hall plzzzzzzz

Anya

Jaques competing to be more unhoused is crazy

Richard Cochnar

Insane how much Jacques knows about Stalker and how correct he is in his appreciation of it. Stalker was filmed at a disused Estonia chemical(?) plant. People did get cancer and die after filming.

taejo-pom

Not a year goes by that me and my bf don’t talk about this movie and I Am Sam and Gilbert Grape as belonging to a bizarre 90s subcategory of actors playing disabled people… but The Other Sisters is truly the best! Make Hesse watch it!

taejo-pom

Also don’t forget about the 2003 film “Tiptoes” where Gary Oldman plays a character with dwarfism lol

Brandon

Porcupine hair extremely repressed lesbian is such a Midwest archetype. Don’t fuck with them though, they will pour out all their anger on you. One of them tried to get me disbarred.

Craig

Giovanni Ribussy

MoldyTolge

Not trying to pry but what field of law, it would make it funnier

Yuh Motha

We had a woman in my town named Booger Michelle and she used to walk around in a cow costume and accost gad station workers for change. She has a famous mugshot