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Just for fun, it's time again for our caption competition.

Every Wednesday, we're digging into the archives to share a photo of the team in action.

You know the deal... Please share your most creative captions in the comments below, as always, keeping it clean and appropriate!

Image credits: Neil Emmanuel

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Duckboot

3 stones makes a wall.

Wendy Braidford

Just pretend you're still filming, it makes him happy

Kevin B

Get the scene in the can so we can get to the pub for first orders.

Richard O

Are you sure, for me it just looks like a pile of stones.

Russell

Tony - "I can't grab a shovel. Can't you see I've got my hands full?"

stuart sutcliffe

If you look at the picture closely, you'll see this used to be the Red Lion pub

Kerry Hennigan

Tony: "You will tell me if it's going to collapse, won't you?"

Jason Hoffman

"That's VERY nice, Tony-we'll put it on the fridge with the others."

Hypatia1

So when this wall collapses we will be having a contest to see who can dig through it the quickest

Philip Nesbitt

Do we really have to clean his shoes whilst he ranbles on as usual?

Will

"He's standing on my hand!" "Shhh, they're filming!"

Nigel Murray

The wall is not quite like the artist’s impression.

Amethyst Gray

And here we see a geophysics plot of the vampire graves buried against this wall. The red could be a werewolf. Why have you stopped digging Phil?

Ruth Bartram

This is where my kitchen is going..

PitBullMama

Diggers can't find what's clearly on the geophys! AGAIN!!

Aaron Martin

Don't worry about the wall. We'll fix it in post.

Wessex-Wyvern

Phil: "That boy don't half spin a good yarn. What a load of old waffle!"

A Bleese

Tony "And here's a picture I drawed using all my bestest crayons."

LionsClaws

In this episode of Extreme House Makeovers...

Christina devilliers

We deeply apologize for damaging the historic pub last night. But as you can see, we are working hard to restore it to its 1620 condition. No more mead in future.

Chris J Price

"...first against the wall when the revolution comes" (Hitchhiker)

Linda Evans

I've drawn the red spot for you to aim at. Please shoot and get it over with. Bye time team fans

John Atkinson

I didn't ask them to kowtow. Did you notice the damp patches at the knees of Phil Harding's trousers?

Greg

Here is my latest chest scan. As you can see, some parts are not where we expected them to be.

Jackie Butcher

Yes, here I am, hard at work as usual.

Dorothy Africa

The Tony figure will light up as soon as I finish with this wiring.

Rodford E. Smith

"Are you certain I'm the only thing holding this wall up?"

The Grumpy

This is the supposed last know location of Phil Hardings car keys...

Elizabeth Dibble

There is no flint at this site. Why do I have to be in this shot?

Andy Quick

There are no structures at all on the geophysics...

Mark & Jill Jefson

Is this where Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall? We've got just three days to find out.

Ken

"This is proof-of-life for my family... its been a long dig."

JanD

"Whatever you do, let it be quick. I can't hold this wall up for long..."

Aidan Lees

John suggests there may be a wall, but Phil hasn’t found it yet!

Alan W McMillan

After being caught in Phil's trench without permission, Tony has to sing, the theme song to "Annie: the Musical"

Wandering Mind

When Tony received his Certificate of Monarchy, some were quicker to bend the knee than others...

Rosalind Green

Phil: Can't believe I persuaded Jim to tie Tony's shoe laces together, while he's speaking to the camera.

Valerie Everson

I actually know where thisbis its Nial Hammond and his wedding present Castle, l am assuming that Tony's waffling will no doubt be disproved

Anne

Where in China does it join up?

Peter Horsam

A lot of cowboy builders in the Middle Ages

Lyle Walker

So, Tony, any last requests before I shoot you with this camera?

Michael Owen

Phil - Wonder if they're open yet.

Andrew Cook

“ We’re sorry we can’t be there in person but we’re delighted to accept this award for Eccentric Wall Dwellers of the Year.”

kevin garland

Tony discusses plans for his retirement home...

Russell Neilsen

Last picture I had like this was just my name and a number.

Frances Beach

Never had any one grovelling at my feet before.

L. Randolph Lee

Beware of cowans and Eavesdroppers, oh, never mind, it's just Tony doing his usual show and tell with the newest geophysical printout

Trevor Brigham

With rumours rife that Channel 4 is about to pull the plug on Time Team, Tony auditions for Garden Rescue, with Phil standing in for Charlie Dymmock

Michael Schneider

We’ve managed to locate the location of Stewart’s wallet thanks to this geophys by John

James

I see the camera but where is the firing squad

Alan and Pat

Is Tony standing in a trench or is he really that short?

Michael Smith

Kidnappers provide “proof of life” for Tony Robinson.