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"When his girlfriend suddenly disappears, leaving a cryptic note as her only explanation, Hank's comfortable life and his sanity begin to crack. Then, from the woods surrounding his house, something terrible starts trying to break in."

Well...LOL. <---sums it up

REACTION: https://youtu.be/dxAsm8cZX_w

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HOW DOTH THIS WORKETH?  You will have your own copy, or access to, this movie. If you choose to sync up, I will do a countdown, and we will both hit play, this way you can watch along with me.

This is a full video of ME, this does NOT contain the actual movie.

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Lavender Violet

Pretty sure the patrons in the bar were supposed to be watching the couple singing and playing guitar. 😉

Lavender Violet

What the actual fuck was that? 😂 It was so bad, I don't even care to look up what it was supposed to "mean." I honestly feel like I could write an essay about all my thoughts about this movie, but why? I will say one thing and honestly it's going to be kind of mean, but it has to be said: The main actor sucked. The script sucked too, but with a better central performance the movie itself might have been a tiny bit more watchable. If the bulk of the movies is going to be spent with one character/actor that actor needs to be compelling. This guy was not compelling. At all. Think of Tom Hanks in Cast Away or Mads Mikkelsen in Arctic. Two totally solo performances... very little dialogue and yet those actors pulled you into the story so fully that it was magical. Granted, the scripts/storylines for both Cast Away and Arctic were very good so the actors had more to work with, but come on..... this guy was just painfully bad in this movie. Okay. I'm done. I know that was harsh. I usually try to be more tactful, but his performance did not earn my tact so here we are.

TwigOfWisdom

I'm so glad you watched this, first time I saw it I was cracking up the whole time. And I legit thought he had murdered her and was having guilt hallucinations or something. Also man I wish I was a 34 year old bar manager with a fully paid off two story house *and* property???? (Also did I have a lot of enjoyment from you suffering through this movie? Yes, yes I did 😂)

nicksaysboo

They were scraping the bottom of the barrel with this one but I’m sure they at least had fun? As long as they didn’t watch it back afterwards…or tell any of their family and friends they were in it…

nicksaysboo

Listen, I prefer watching Buffy reactions purely when characters die and the reactors weep. So I get it. We are both sick people.