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814 - A Pond Too Far (3/11/24) (Patreon)

Published:
2024-03-12 06:32:42
Edited:
2024-03-12 16:31:38
Imported:
2026-06

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We catch up on the biggest winners, losers, snubs and looks of the Illuminati Humiliation Ritual commonly known as the 96th Annual Academy Awards. Then speaking of Humiliation Rituals, we discuss the State of the Union, the response from GOP Senator Katie Britt, Mitch McConnell’s sister-in-law being killed by her own Tesla, and how Zionists are having a hard time finding a date on the apps.

Catch Will, Amber & Felix on stage (and Chris at the bar) along with Girl God and Jacques from Seeking Derangements at the Lodge Room in LA Thursday, April 4:

https://www.lodgeroomhlp.com/shows/show-pig-a-live-comedy-podcast-spectacular-with-seeking-derangements/

NYC people: keep an eye out for a Movie Mindset season 2 kickoff event. Not fully confirmed yet, but I’d keep May 4th open for now.

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Ale

Me first?

Sam

Already fucked her bro

Methew

Slop

Lochlyn

Racial Jake

Cumtickles

I miss Amber on Cumtown calling Adam gay

Randy

We love amber episodes

Aaron Friedland

First first first First first first First first first

Mike Loudin

Amber heads are FEASTING!!!!

Muovi

Ok hear me out

ResilientBastard

the air drops are also just virtue signaling — not sure why Amber thinks they’re more serious than the promised port/pier

Jeffrey Miller

Damn, Felix reaching way back with a Dan Quinn violin joke.

J P 3

An estimated 32 million people watched some part of Biden's State of the Union -- almost certainly overwhelmingly Democratic-leaning Biden voters. And some news analyst was shocked that Biden's approval and favorability ratings barely changed over the past weekend.

chronye

angela chao seemed to have d*ed at the lyndon b johnson ranch in texas btw..

B.C.

Kms

Garrat M

Always love an Amber episode. But are we just going to skip over the fact that British John Podhoritz has his Hinge age range at like 18-25?

Jonathan Nathan

All three of them realizing independently of each other that they're gonna be doing the same show is some grade-A dirtbagging

THEKILLERWHALE

Has Will's "Aunt" pronunciation somehow become even more bizarre? I did not think he could make the A any softer, but here we are.

Eric Murphy

They definitely have Biden on substance D, and he's actually a undercover narc that got in over his head

Jope

Felix continuing to have bad takes on pro wrestling

Adam Foster

surprised you didn’t mention that “The Holdovers” has been accused of brazen “line by line” plagiarism and now the writers’ guild is investigating, really flew under the radar with the Jonathan Glazer comments lol (Payne had access the script he’s accused of plagiarising in 2013 and again in 2019 as the screenwriter of the thing thought Payne would be perfect to direct, so this is pretty damning) https://variety.com/2024/film/news/the-holdovers-accused-plagiarism-luca-writer-1235935605/

Tim O'

LBJ's greatest achievement since Medicaid

CS

Did they purposely forget to mention that Girl God was appearing with them? I think we can figure why

Blank

Felix watch: our boy is back and in fine form

Coupcumber

Same with Russiagate: the content Russia actually did fund was seen almost exclusively by Republicans.

Coupcumber

No way. That's creepy and hilarious.

James Roche

Pro wrestling is awesome and Amber is totally right it's violent straight drag

Quadabyte

Love the show, but I will be unsubscribeing due to Amber's Anti-Beetlejuice: the musical rhetoric. Very disappointing.

glaourgbn

ay pls explain the jokes, I mean I don't watch that awards show, just explain what you're talking about.

William

lol real Illinois heads know what a gem that Felix pronunciation of Moline, IL was

Doug Cartel

'Wait, where's the King?' 'Who do you think got your boobs?' 'NOOOOOOOOO'

Jope

That is the problem. Most die hard MMA fans are almost incapable of enjoying wrestling because they can't watch it without relating it back to MMA. In reality the two are not comparable.

ectoslavia

Despite his inability to pronounce Moline correctly, you can tell Felix is on when he makes even Amber laugh uncomfortably and say "oh God" re a drowning woman rudely blowing up friends' phones demanding help

Tan Tan

When Biden dies after he loses the election because they aren’t gonna pump him with drugs anymore you know they’re gonna be like “Look what you guys did. You put Palestine before this 82 year old man and now he’s dead. You took away the one thing he had to live for and now he’s dead.”

Jope

and it definitely can be "artful"

thicchatlogan

this year is the "goku and piccolo get their driver's licenses" episode of American electoral politics

K102.1FM Mornings w/ Jonny Corndogs

Classic Dem Scolding. I know we to the left of Clinton Democrats like to say "The right has one joke and it's played out" well, the Dems have one political move after throwing an entirely winnable election and it's always blame those to their left for not supporting them enough or wanting too much. John Kerry lost because you damn kids were too mean to THE TROOOOOOOOPS!!! Hillary Clinton lost because RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA and you damn kids wanted free things!!! Joe Biden's reanimated corpse (with the glowing green syringe from The Reanimator still stuck in his neck) lost because you damn kids made Israel feel sad! WE ALL LOVE ISRAEL! YOU LOVE THEM TOO! WE KNOW BECAUSE WE FORCED YOU TO SIGN A LOYALTY PLEDGE!!! ♫ Same as it ever was ♫ ♫ Same as it ever was ♫ ♫ Same as it ever was ♫ ♫ Same as it ever was ♫

ploob

Still sad he couldn't make the German ep

ploob

It's all one big illuminati humiliation ritual isn't it?

Andrea

Missed an obvious chance to end the show with "Matchmaker" from Fiddler on the Roof.

Noah Mickens

I have one thing to say, and it's the same thing I always say: Will. WILL! Let Felix talk. When you're doing these "reading series" bits, understand that you reading the article is not the main attraction - Felix's responses to the article are the main attraction. Read your bit, then as soon as Felix (or Amber, I suppose) starts talking, back off and let him do his thing. Don't interrupt him so you can keep on reading the article. "OK, MOVING ALONG..." - no, do not be moving along. Let the funny guy talk.

Flesh Colored Subaru

John Cena's gimmick when he debuted was as a rapping white guy (cant say a certain word anymore) and his verses were ghostwritten by Esoteric from Czarface

Matthew

Amber 🔥

Eddie Strange

yeah the drip in that episode alone is worth it

Mitch

She hit Kevorian mode on that model y

Jed Levin

I didn’t even realize Felix was saying Moline! I feel like not enough was made of the fact that this was Mitch Mcconnell’s sister-in-law and Coco Chao’s sister. Layers upon layers…

escodub

Moral for all this: always drive next to a body of water, with your window rolled down, even a bit, so that if the car falls into the pound, you can break the window. Water Pressure wins against closed windows.

Jaime Christley

Princess Kate sadly passed away during an operation to remove several ribs so she could ea

Toshio42

Israeli "water technology" being sent to the Navajo: sodastream.

Jaime Christley

billionaire shithead Angela Chao sadly passed away trying to reenact the final scene of JULES AND JIM

THEKILLERWHALE

Mow - Leen. Have you been outside of Hyde Park???

Jason Edmiston

You're both right. He'll die on a toilet on a plane.

Kryn Benski

34:50 I love Will asking Felix if he felt like doing any of the homework this week

EaZy E

Jesus. OK. But what's the upcharge on that one?

Jack Galloway

It’s pronounced MolEEN, IL, not Mo Line, IL

United Eric Emirates

Not only would it be better for the country in general but Biden straight Force-Ghosting our during a debate would own so hard.

Nolan

Rabbi Shmuley is trying to make me antisemitic.

Nolan

I miss when John Cena was a troop and a black guy

T

They didn't even know that they were appearing with each other, so I don't think they left out mentioning Girl God on purpose

T

[Matt Christman pulls out his recipe cards]

etienne

pretty sure she was talking about the weird guy from the Howard Stern show

T

"This is not my beautiful house" -an Israeli settler who then immediately moves into said house

T

Biden and Trump would not pass the test to renew their licenses

jfk truther

Every time there’s a Republican “rising star” I always have the same reaction - “who?”

Patio

Zionists slitting their wrists every night cuz all the cute brown girls fuck with Palestine

g$

feel so seen as a fellow boyfriend who forces his girlfriend to watch beetlejuice videos

Michael

Shove vs stuff 🧐

demonsweat

Maybe he was also reaching for Mundelein and they just got mixed together

Michael

Head Pod Coach laying it down at halftime.

Jonathan G

Mainline episodes should be at least 1:00:00

Alexandr

Can ANYONE fix Will's mic so he's not constantly clipping

Bugger Off

AMBER!!!!!! Loving the book

Sponkly

You named this a pond too far because it came out on the 13th anniversary of the Japanese earthquake and tsunami. How dare you, unsubbing, too soon.

wonderfell

Go record your own podcast then. What the fuck

Pædiekeix

Am, and I wanna make this abunandtly fucking clear, Ber

AKorgar

He'll die on the plane toilet and then fall through the bottom and fall on a car like Dave Chapelle in Con Air

Kevin

Return of the Queen!

Graham Sparrow

Funniest podcast in a while. Thank you. 😆

Flesh Colored Subaru

*the most autistic guy you've ever heard* Uhhhhh I think Will has confused the yudasgoat with the sin eater.

Bryan Peifer

Someone mentioned that not just the bad acting and a lying liar from Liarsburg she's in front of a green screen.

Tim O'

Lisan al-Gaib!

Tim O'

Some movies are good, but some movies are bad, and some awards were unwisely given to some bad ones

Tim O'

Whichever one can drive farther without hitting anything should get to be president

Jakupe

The response Angela Chao got as she DM'd for help "Hey! I'm so glad you reached out. I'm actually at capacity / helping someone else who's in crisis / dealing with some personal stuff right now, and I don't think I can hold appropriate space for you. Could we connect [later date or time] instead / Do you have someone else you could reach out to?"

thicchatlogan

depends on the type of vehicle, trump probably has it locked up if you put him in a golf cart (tbh I'm not sure if he even can drive a car) but joe is unstoppable in a long car

agab

best ep in quite a while

agab

felix banger to end it

Sam McManus

Congratulations to Will and Felix on harnessing their urge to say "well you should" when Amber talked about not wanting to watch Stephen A clips

Paul F. Holzfäller

Now it makes sense why she sounded so winded. You were putting the spurs to her. You dog you.

Paul F. Holzfäller

Biden loses and he’ll be retired replicant style. Trump loses and he will play an exact replica of The Running Man.

Garrat M

It doesn't out right say it. But there's not many people in Ouibruvland over the age of 35 who aren't either a Zionist or a Tory. So if he's seeing profiles saying no Zionists or Tories his age range has to be that.

Juan Gonzalez

I made fun of Biden during his speech saying “he’s about to tear an ACL” for standing too long, I tore my ACL last night.

PJ Renteria

Ahh the backslap common Pro-Wrestling move. This ain’t the first time he’s said that.

PJ Renteria

Most peoples opinions on pro-wrestling are usually 100% just opinions about late 90s WWF.

John Holland

Trump dying on the toilet on a plane

RG13

t. Her husband is in morning, dyeing his scalp to look more like a Hapsburg.

Andrew Cross

“‘Zone of Interest’ is interesting” - W. Menaker, 2024

Matthew Krueger

@Garrat - that's better internet sleuthing than anything anyone at bellingcat has done :thumbsup:

Jameson Boyd

kinda tired of the boys commenting shit on they didn't even bother to watch ? Miss matt lol

Jonathan G

I do not think this. I said this bc it seems consistent w the non-serious/jokey vibe of a typical chapo post comment

Jack

For those (like me) who keep despairing at Gaza news: Take the Brian Quinby Pill! Guys is really light and funny.

Corey Reynolds

What about a bi- monthly Chapo show where Amber gives out dating advice?

Matt Murray

Is amber officially back on Chapo? I thought she was an Ex chapo host. I'm hoping she's back full time.

THEKILLERWHALE

Followed by the inevitable "WTF was that?"

J Vladcliff

It should have been a mosque that Elliot and his family were sheltered in. That's a real coming together.

Simple Socialist

What's hilarious to me about these insufferable dating articles is that like these people never take it as an opportunity for self reflection. Like "are my values wrong? No, its the women who won't fuck me who are wrong!"

Smelly Belly

Will’s audio is wonky in this episode.

Cas

i can’t believe a nice man like me in their 50s can’t get any matches on hinge. it must be because i’m a zionist.

The Steel Harvest

I had a roommate born in a kibbutz in the Negev and his family later relocated to a commune in NM. Hilariously, he compared Bedouin and Navajo by saying "they both steal your chickens."

Purple Lemons

WIll's Katie Britt impression reminds me exactly of the Disco Elysium Limbic System and I'm losing my fucking mind

Ham Stroker’s Jackula

Another great episode where Felix proves that not being able to pronounce words is no impediment to being a top tier podcaster

jfk truther

“God dammit I have a constitutional and moral right to force women to date me even though I’m an arrogant, cruel, probably ugly, genocidal asshole!”

Casey

Look I want to support the show while Matt is recovering, but if Amber is gonna be a prominent host I may have to unsub. Red scare adjacent airhead

William Banks

Regarding artificial harbors, nerd intervention ensues . . . What Biden has proposed is called a Mulberry; two such installations were rapidly built off the Normandy coast after D-Day, although the one at Omaha Beach was completely wrecked by a storm on June 19. The other eventually got up and running and facilitated the flow of personnel and supplies until shortly before the end of the war.

William Banks

The main problem for Biden, presuming (and only presuming) he is serious about this, is that the Mulberry project was the culmination of two years of intensive preparations, not just the planning but the construction of the materials as well as numerous test runs off Britain. Unless the Pentagon had a plan (as well as materials) already in place, it's awfully hard to see how this thing could be up and running in time to make a difference.

John Cameron

Thank you for acknowledging the Simple Jack style acting of Emma Stone in the first third of Poor Things. Repellent, annoying performance!

Major Powers

Amber continues to fill the Matt-sized hole in my heart. More Amber! ❤️‍🔥

Major Powers

Would pay for a whole 'nother Patreon sub for an Amber dating advice show.

Wesley

Put Ruben "Galago" on the pile of names Felix just refuses to pronounce correctly

Samuel McGuire

“If you’re cold, they’re cold”

William Banks

Nah man, it wasn't Elon it was the CCP. Sending a message . . .

William

I’d say you almost got it - you need a little more of a nod towards being sarcastic/dry/whatever/ironic? to signal it’s a joke

William

What’s a movie

Noctor

The pier idea is a stalling tactic so that Biden can say he tried to oppose starving Palestinians. It’s why they apparently air dropped most of the food boxes into the sea

Jessica S

The other day my daughter’s good friend, who is Egyptian, was explaining how being anti-Zionist is not being anti-Israel or anti-Jewish. I got a kick out of a nine year old lapping people twice her age at minimum. It gives me a glimpse of hope for the future.

FeloniousUnc

“Red scare adjacent” What does that mean

Fama

lol loved the episode Met my current boo at a protest rally a month ago. Better than any hinge date 😊

Casey

She is a reactionary

Zach H.

The anti semitism ad felt like ‘help end antisemitism by converting them all to Christianity’

Matthew Krueger

The way the anti-semitism ad ended, I interpreted it as the christian boy was closeted, had a crush on the bar-mitzvah kid and that was the only way they could be together on his special day. Love makes you do crazy things.

JakeFrostick

The wrestler = pro buffoon is accurate with Cena since is two characters in WWE were white rapper and the guy in hs whose lifetime dream is to join the marines

bravo_delta_echo

Amber - hopefully that Stephen A Smith thing was only a joke and you haven’t actually forced yourself to endure that moron or dated anyone who’s a fan of him. Dude is max cringe, ugh

Zach

Can’t believe Felix pronounced Moline like Mow line lol.

Matt Murray

Felix, that's the strangest pronunciation of Moline, IL I've ever heard. 😂

Garrat M

Don't expect Felix to get a cities name right. Especially if he grew up near those cities. Dude grew up 2 hours away from Terre Haute (pronounced like Hotel without the l) and still calls it Terre Hot.