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815 - Ask Me No Quoras feat. Quorators (3/14/24) (Patreon)

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2024-03-15 05:57:05
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Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz of the Quorators podcast join the pod today. We take a moment looking at the house bill to ban TikTok, then Alex and Jeremy take us on a tour of the world of political Quora. What would happen if two ex-presidents fist fought each other? Can goths be MAGA? Can you call the cops on Satan? We explore the answers to these questions and more importantly, what’s up with the people who asked them.

Find Quorators:

Wherever you get podcast: https://pod.link/1646130232

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Quorators

Patreon :https://www.patreon.com/Quorators

The Jacques/Chapo/Seeking Derangements show at the Lodge Room in LA, Thursday April 4:

https://www.lodgeroomhlp.com/shows/show-pig-a-live-comedy-podcast-spectacular-with-seeking-derangements/

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Jon

First?

ploob

political quora

Aaron Friedland

My favorite source to get podcast, hurray!

Joel.

OINK OINK OINK

Martin Ross

No shade, but these guests rule 😎

Justin Racine

The evil of that image haunts me... no good goth hottie should fall for such a death cult.

C. J

The Fetterman stroke jokes hit a little less hard when Matt just got himself a new 3D printed skull.

plainwrap

It's so shocking that China would introduce an addictive product into western communities to exploit us into an unfair trade imbalance. I wonder where, historically speaking, they got that idea from?

Coyotes

I am so ready for this crossover

420_WEED_MANIAC_69

It's comforting to know that while Rome burns, our legislators are courageously fighting against the existential threat posed by viral dance trends.

Declan Kennedy

nice one, didn't know these guys until Chris went on the show but they're funny lads

Methew

I feel disgusting attempting to do anything fun or trying to enjoy anything inside the core of the 4D cathedral rape engine no I’m not great at party’s anymore

Wilko

Your own government spying on you is a 1000x more dangerous to you than any foreign government. A foreign country has no power over you. They can't impact your livelihood. They can't incarcarate you. They can't take away your socal security. If you are more worried about what China is doing with your data while freely & happily sharing all your most private information on Twitter, Facebook or elsewhere, you are a buffoon, who fell for the oldest trick in the book of fear mongering.

Jonathan Nathan

Dude the President-fight question is so much better than what the episode description led me to believe it would be. That's genuinely powerful brain-energy.

Jonathan Nathan

Oh my God I just got the wokeness one in my inbox today!

Zach

Oh hell yeah, first Corner Späti, now Quorators. Love the crossovers with my favorite podcasts.

Hilary is Pant-suited Syphilis

The President fight questioner picturing the videos posted to YouTube set to “the Last Stand” by Sabaton.

Gubriel

34:10 the subtle Bela Lugosi's Dead coming in and leaving without much fanfare is a classic Chris Wade moment

Christopher Small

My favorite Quora question I ever saw was: "My son started watching something called 'Beserk' and now he only talks in dramatic monologues, should I be concerned?"

William

lol ~2:04 HAVE to witness another Felix gem - bebonic plague- I think it’s some sort of sickness involving jazz

Phil F

Dream crossover episode

ResilientBastard

I lost it on “Braddock has one basketball hoop”

Matthew

Props to Chris for pandering to us Mission Hill heads 🙏

Robert Peterson

From what we know about the secret service, in that scenario I’m guessing Obama’s guys switch sides and they all team up to take him out

Eli Navvy

I can fix the thumbnail girl btw

Sam

The Secret Service stopped being part of the Treasury Department in 2003

🐷

Tiktok is shit I hope they ban it

fredbaroque

They sleep in covfefins. ⚰️

Christopher Farley

Trump's tik tok would just be nothing but the most recent trending sounds over videos of him doing the dance where it looks like he's jerking off two guys

C. Andrew

He's a cyborg now, that's so sick.

C. Andrew

Dear President Xi, your TikTok app is great for me and my Hamas friends to train, laugh, and do antisemitism. However, you are late on your shipment of ATGMs and gay potion that we will put in the water supply of all God fearing Americans.

Jonny Debacle

Really phoning it in. The show is missing Matt

Bobalo

Facebook fueled genocide in Myanmar but they just change name, no problem. Tictoc portrays gonocide in a negative light, gets banned

Peevish Giraffe

Norm Chompsky said that Trump was worst than Hitler because of global warming. Shame that out foremost public intellectual isn't on quora.

Evan Pitkin

I'm glad they remembered to give Felix his amphetamine shot before recording this time.

SmolDickRich

The long lost 3rd of the the pod damn America boys

ploob

Quorators is hilarious

Matthew Krueger

This why if the slop is late you can't get upset. As a great man once said: "Trust the plan."

Taylor Fredrickson

When I was couchsurfing in Japan I had a host who was the most followed Quora user in Japan.

Kryn Benski

Gettin barred out in the Clon Kitchen

Do Golems Dream of Ceramic Sheep

Aaron Rogers getting called up to the White House would be the weirdest absence of a New York Jets quarterback since Flash Gordon

fried egg

less death cult, more The Cult - She Sells Sanctuary

Petrorenminbi

Larry’s ex-wife being First Lady would be a great season of Curb

NovalisGuy

Went to china for a few months, was absolutely amazed at the amount of people driving cars and scooter ls while on tik tok

T

I haven't seen Matt waving an Israeli flag from a rooftop...

T

The CCP is going to collapse once they find out that, under Capitalism, you can bet on a dude fucking an alligator. Money Plane.

T

And if his political carrer goes so well that he ends up being seen as a new George Washington, he could be a quarterfront.

Alexandr

Chris, at any point do you want to get in there and make it so that Will's mic isn't crackling against the high ends every fucking time he speaks? You get paid for this supposedly

MEAT CLOWN

Listen here you bitch

Kevin Boyle

Theyve solved this with Socialism with Chinese Characteristics: in the CCP you can bet on whether the Tibetan or the Uyghur will fuck the alligator.

Aaron Friedland

I would riot if they changed any of the mics

TubiRocks

Baron Trump as Dafoe in To Live and Die in L.A.

eduard karpoev

Justice for Grunge, Marxist Leninists practicing in Gonzalo thought. The babies will be turned into Pearl Jam ✊️✊️

Jimmy McMillan

Our government wants to protect us from China and Russia the same way a rancher wants to protect their cattle from poachers. If we're to be sold or eaten, it will be for the benefit of themselves, their family, or friends

Henry Klatt

Not cool to talk about early presidential gay voices without Matt

jay k.

chapo listeners when they can’t bitch about barely noticeable audio quirks for 2 minutes 🤓

Greasy_Jones

President Xi, if you are reading this, feel free to call me

DRS

Today, for I think the first time, I got an email from “Quora Digest”. I assume this is from listening to the episode or at least having it on my phone (?). I’m also getting emails from JG Wentworth (I blame it on Curb Your Enthusiasm).

Schwartz666

This is much better than expected. I might actually check out Quorators

Agent Grange

Implying that Kiss is a goth band and not, like, My Chemical Romance or anything just gives me existential dread thinking about how decrepitly old these guys are. I love them but these elder millennials are straight up old-fuddy-duddy-maxxing.

cogandbal

Motherfuckers will love socialism but when they hear socialist audio they freak out of course

cogandbal

I only save babies actively reciting verses from the quran

Jö

Outro song anyone? 🙂

Ben

This episode was hilarious, laughed out loud multiple times throughout. Thanks for helping me get through a shitty day, guys

Joey Fazzoli

Bela legosi’s dead by bauhaus :) I like their song dark entries too

D.O.D

MCR were never goth and have been around for 25 years tho?

Paul F. Holzfäller

“Get rid of your guns or I’ll stomp your dog” and the “I’ll shoot your feet” reply is way too goddamn funny. Two individuals dueling at peak levels of mental retardation.

john

the Democratic party would do well to recognize the voting base of “Men(/trans women) under 35 who have read Berserk in its entirety”

Christopher Price

John Fetterman was killed by the stroke and got the Poor Things surgery afterwards.

B

great episode!

Damen Irving

Really, you guys need to cover what’s going on in Chicago rn. We’re all going to the polls next week to vote on Johnson’s ballot measure and a major American city may actually do something materially to address homelessness. And the real estate lobby is going absolutely nuts.

C. Andrew

I HATE THE BRITISH I HATE THE BRITISH I HATE THE BRITISH

D.O.D

One of the most entertaining episodes in a while, sounded like Felix was dyin

Lesbian Event Horizon

Agree with Felix about citing sources for the origins of people's questions. I definitely don't need but I'd like more insight into these people's minds.

Damen Irving

Also any of you who live in Chicago, please go out on March 19 to vote yes for Question 1 for Bring Chicago Home. There’s same day registration—bring ID or a piece of mail to prove residency. At the very least we can stick it to the real estate lobby and landlords who are trying to kill this. Thanks.

Jon Lyons

how you can laugh at the only people brave enough to have a conversation about the suicidal ideation epidemic among our nation's talking babies

Kamran Husain

none of y’all accept my invitation to the pakistani nazi party and it really hurt my feelings

snudge crunkies

2nd, 3rd, 4th this (I have TikTok-diagnosed DID)

bruce

Rest in peace Leslie Jordan

Joe McFarland

This pod is a shadow of its former self and its starting to sound like their agenda has been compromised. Get a grip, all of you

Axel H.

Fuck off nerd.

James H

Damn once again Felix mentions Fetlife must be a tell haha need to find his secret fet account lol

Carls Manager

Omg. PLEASE fix the pumping compression on wills mic. I can’t take it anymore.

John Alaniz-Luras

The “Goths for Trump” photo was taken at a Bernie Rally in Salt Lake City, UT in 2016. I only know this because I was there. The person in the photo had a “Goths for Bernie” sign as well. What a time to be alive for a photo op.

Reece Coren

i can’t remember the last time i laughed this hard. felix is the michael jordan of podcasting

Daniel Comiskey

My favorite found quora, "what would happen if I used a drill on my bellybutton?"

Jacob Hyman

Lefty schizo is such a cool kind of guy to be

Michael

Huge fucking shoutout for Will’s Ventura impression. Not only accurate on the voice, but 100% spot on on the issue selection instincts.

Scott Miller

So happy for my Quorator boys.

ryan williams

Im loosing my shit over 'goths for trump' now that may be Morrissey but as a member of the goth scene there has been a war between people wanting to move goth to the far right with nazi and militaristic fetishism, and more progressive gender-fuck sex positive, animal rights goths. Theres always been a battle. Shout out to Cornerstone clothing shop in MA 'RIP' for being a leftist goth hangout. Also check out Sean Brennan and his band London After Midnight whose one of the really openly political socialist goth artists! The sad truth is that there are some goths who are on the right, but to me they are fakers alltogether given goth emerged from a sort of rejection of postitive upbeat liberal capitalist culture that told everyone to simplify your identity, modernize, trust in god, and put on a happy can do attitude！

Clinton Gill

Like everything the Secret Service was ruined by 9/11. It's under DHS now, not Treasury.

Caleb Grasse

Found the "read theory" guy.

djpmac007

Anyone know the song at the end?

David DeCorte

Always love a good Mission Hill drop ❤️

wolfgang

Sorry but will and felix sound really stupid and uninformed on the ban. The problem with tiktok isn’t spying on random ass Americans- v dumb take. If you look at douyin in china it’s heavy censored to minimize political engagement and organization, maximize malaise. You can see it in how milk toast douyin is and conversely when taiwan sovereignty and Uyghur reprogramming is censored even in US tiktok. For the US though, they don’t give a fuck. The ban is really an attempt to getting ahead of 2024 election misinfo which is gonna be off the charts goofy.

Alexandr

wigger jinnaside

Evelyn B

If you summon the Devil and call the cops you must be aware that the cops will show up 3 hours later and shoot your dog

Natalie

i think they know the issue with tiktok isn't "spying on Americans," they said that's the thing US politicians are pushing, not the real reason they want to ban it. are you fr one of those people who are like "omg the Chinese have no political activation! They're just fine with what they have!" cause like hm....wonder why...

Khemith

What kind of Misinfo? Is it gonna be epic shit posting by two Russian guys again?

Khemith

Satan shows up with a Blue lives matter shirt.