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817 - Big Faust Conference feat. Mike Recine (3/21/24) (Patreon)

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2024-03-22 06:46:26
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2026-06

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Mike Recine’s hanging out on the show today. We look at the remarkably continuing discussion of Sydney Sweeney’s hotness among the conservative commentariat, as well as DoorDash discourse, women who eat meat, and the deep state: they’re just like us!. Finally, a great reading series about a guy becoming disillusioned with White Nationalism after spending time among his volk, the hobbit-like people of the American Midwest.

Find Mike’s stand-up special on YouTube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fjt3mkpvquw&ab_channel=OutforSmokesPodcast

Will’s Review of “Masters of Air” for GQ here: https://www.gq.com/story/masters-of-the-air-the-band-of-brothers-cinematic-universe

And for Angelinos, The Seeking Derangments/Chapo show on April 4th is here: https://www.lodgeroomhlp.com/shows/show-pig-a-live-comedy-podcast-spectacular-with-seeking-derangements/

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Joel.

first and gay

Sam

Fuck!

J.P. McD.

Third, straight, love Recine

Marduk

Go watch his special on YouTube!

Jaime Christley

There’s a mole right at the top of the circus. He’s been there for years.

Ricardo Pleasure

any ep with mike recine is an automatic all-timer. he's all killer no filler

J.P. McD.

Are the early episodes of The Sitdown with Mike Recine purged from the internet? I want to revisit some December/Jan 2017 ones I remember

Drew

Let's GO, insomnia episode (but I can't listen now cuz I'm relistening to the Napoleon episode)

J.P. McD.

Oh nah they’re on his YouTube but I have to figure out what dates I want

Raoul Duke

The F22 is the twin engine true stealth big brother to the dumbass F35 for context. Highly recommended in Microsoft Flight Sim too

J.P. McD.

Actually no I think what I want is Patreon episodes from Jan 2019 which might be gone

Rory

Felix would love South East Asia in terms of crime need and the best delivery app ever, Grab.

Rory Blank

Man if I was Sydney Sweeney i would get a restraining order against Richard Hanania as soon as possible

Dick Must Bust

Oh hell yeah I just finished watching Recine’s special about an hour ago 😂

Dustin Nelson

I had a terrible Christmas with my family too, both parents arguing gaza ahould be nuked and presenting fox nation docs as proof of the beheaded babies lie. I did have my brother take me to the liquor store too

jack flowers

i asked a woman begging outside the grocery store last week if she wanted anything when i went shopping, and she asked for normal butter. so i got her normal butter. hope she isn't just eating it raw, but hey could be.

Evysaurus

I disagree Sauron is 100 percent from Utah. Check out Andrew Garfield in “Under the Banner of Mordor” to learn more.

Dan

32:06-32:21 this is an accurate description of my trip to the supermarket today. I had no idea that we were being assessed.

jack flowers

love that chapo has just reinvented vtubers only better

Mido

Whats the song at 23:10?

Kroy

Oh great Mike Racine entertainments sardonic most boring guy

Jon Lyons

Not as gay as me *trips & accidentally licks pussy* nooooooo there was time now

Osborne MOCs

Listening to Mike's special now and I swear to god I can hear Will laughing in the audience.

Fingerless

mate should just move to Perth, Australia. it's where all the failed white supremacists moved after Brazil stopped being chic

syd

Felix is correct about grocery stores

christoph.s

The story and episode pic, reminded me of a second job I had years ago at a dairy farm making butter. We had a coworker who was in his fifties and surprisingly not fat. He would come in the morning exclaim in east Austrian dialect „ a mouth full of butter“ and grab a hand full of fresh butter out of a barrel and eat it.

J Vladcliff

The only time I ever went to Hooters a waitress should am entire tasty of large sodas into my lap and there were three waitresses immediately dabbing my lap and stomach with towels. Ridiculous but a great memory.

Simple Socialist

I FUCKING knew Felix started playing Ace combat. Terminal gamer brain like me lmfao. "I've always like aerial combat" is code for I played Ace Combat when I was twelve btw

Flesh Colored Subaru

So horny at the memory you couldn't type it our correctly, i know that feeling

demonsweat

"Guns Before Butter," Gang of Four

Blue Myself

“Midwesterners seem to not like people who move.” Correct, Fitbit is actually banned in Indiana because counting steps falls under the “Anti-Divination” clause of the Hoosier State constitution.

Andy Tawse

Classic chapo, keep it up

T

I think Mike Recine's new special is legit the best special I've seen from the past decade.

🤷🏼‍♀️

“Wait none of these guys want to discuss our innate Saxon wrath?!” is making me piss my fucking self JESUS

Doug Cartel

King of the Hill intro but they're just hanging out in a grocery store all day

drewb

Did not expect the catharsis of hearing about young and neurotic cis male dating experiences, cheers lads. Where does that impulse to assume everybody hates you come from anyway? (Don't say reality pls)

Ovine Escorts LLC

Was playing Ace Combat 7 last night and marveling at the resolve of the in-game adversaries. Their GDP must continually be crippled by a single fighter pilot taking out entire naval fleets; nevertheless, they persist

drewb

We miss him but the big boy is a family man now. I hope Chapo's paternity leave policy is generous

Al

more food discussion plz

Doug Cartel

lmfao imagine being horrified that people actually like the quiet life and arent terminally hooked on eternal warfare this dude is literally the white guy in the helldivers 2 intro "contrarian novelty seeker" sounds like someone who hunts through goodwill for porcelain child devil figurines "these stupid midwesterners hate introspection, they think they fell out of a coconut tree"

Tim O'

I listened to this episode while driving through heavy snowfall to work in Michigan and it's a terrible shame that I can't hear King Matt Christman take down this loser

ploob

Hey, his house burned down, show some respect

Doug Cartel

a white nationalist who thinks defeating the South was good? Oh my god have I finally found the people who draw confederate soldiers shooting wehrmacht soldiers to save pregnant anne frank this guy is going to reduce his "in-group" until he starts identifying as a Steve Supremacist "I believe in the racial purity of Steve, the only guy I genuinely like to be around"

Joey Fazzoli

It would have been beautiful

helvetica.hottie

As a hot and leftist woman in a profession that often gets the "oooh hot" treatment (librarian), I love making these kinds of guys uncomfortable. Although, my boobs are not as nice as Miss Sweeney's they did do the "trad wife" job of feeding three children, so that makes it extra difficult for them to hear socialism come out of my mouth. Womp womp.

Valerie

Felix popping off this episode, love it ❤️

Dave

Thank you for the shout out, Will!! Folding laundry on my day off and suddenly my favorite podcaster gives Wegmans Bakery a shout out!! 🥳🥳🥳 Thanks! Sincerely, A Wegmans Baker

Blank

Lmao Felix’s Malaysian furry on the chatboards makes another appearance

Ashe

I want to be at the King Von grocery store, where there is no 63rd isle

BossHoss

If loving a heavy set makes you gay then I’m in for a tricky conversation with my wife… hopefully she’ll be understanding

Jacob Jones

"Dressed in a leftist coded manner..." Wtf does that even mean? I'm in Alabama and dress like my dad and every other shit kicker bumpkin down here. Is he talking about hippies? Those fuckers are some of the most reactionary weirdos around, that is literally your audience guy.

Hilary is Pant-suited Syphilis

That loser Hanna Barbara’s article is a good reason why most large diverse countries like the US would strongly benefit from a mandatory civil service after exiting high school (Matt Christman idea). If you meet people and are forced to interact with people of different backgrounds in different areas you quickly realize how fucking similar everyone is despite occasional differing lifestyles. This guy would generally be unliked and off putting to anyone everywhere he goes, his background or ethnicity means very little in this regard .

William

Wtf is a will to power and why does everyone need it. Wouldn’t that make it difficult to lead a movement of Nazi psychopaths?

beanbuddy

I say go the other way. Get your kale and organic bananas and then absolutely bury that shit in twinkies, faygo, KY, cheesy poofs. Extra points for a knowing smirk and dark shades.

William

Oh, China is going to conquer the world? Sorry, got to get the kids to soccer practice. We’re all just waiting for the oceans to boil away anyways

Angelo J Sibilio

Critical support for Sprite Zero, it’s as good as the full sugar

Jan Meyer

The right winger just ran first face into America's version of a German smalltown/village: Things work, people like things working and they are (sometimes violently) averse to any change of that status quo and they are keenly aware that the danger starts with talking and will act accordingly. Those are also the same people who marched all the way through the Soviet Union with the odd massacre along the way. Our white nationalists has found the basic reagents of National Socialism and the people making up those basic building blocks have identified him as a "degenerate cosmopolitan". The irony is that they are probably not wrong.

Olivia Kali

Fascism relies on a myth of personal heroism despite requiring total submission to the state it's a fundamental contradiction inherent to it. Nietzsche's concept of will to power isn't something any of them actually care about or understand it's just a convenient and attractive buzzword.

bruce

this guy is describing different sorts of races pretty much as tumblr fandoms. i feel so bad that he ended up funneled into 4chan instead of tumblr (basically that is the divergence hinge point between being alienated from normal people and being happy, or being alienated from normal people and thinking you're more normal than them)

bruce

yes, they all dream of being the protagonist and would instantly eat each other were they ever part of a remotely functional political movement. which is why american fascism is being led by ivy league ghouls aligned with red-faced good ol boys, and not these Posting losers

Movie Donkey

What is this creature they are talking about at the very end?

Petergrifgin

I went to Tampa last year as a tagalong with my gf for a work trip she had and it was actually a nice place to schlepp around for a week, but as our thing was clearing out from the convention center some crypto bro AI NFT convention was moving in and it was a ghastly collection of fellows

CatSculptor

As a lifelong resident of Wisconsin, I'm glad the bovinelike, sedentary charm of the Midwest was so offputting to a nazi. He wants a white ethnostate? That's basically what it looks like.

Fish Priest

we on the left are fucking up, just loo to luffyj

Peanut Horse

Begging for a manul AI augmentation podcast

w

Wegmans garlic Tuscan bread is the best bakery item. I used to work in a wegmans bakery and that was the one thing I never got tired of.

Paul F. Holzfäller

Don’t forget the epic aerial duels between the player character and the formidable pilot Mihaly Dumitru Margareta Corneliu Leopold Blanca Karol Aeon Ignatius Raphael Maria Niketas A. Shilage…yeah I definitely did a copy/paste on that shit.

Bobi Jon-son Kenobi

I like going to Aldi just to see what they got. Maybe the poke bowl is back. Maybe I’ll try this pineapple mimosa

Fish Priest

do any of you know what One Piece is

Paul F. Holzfäller

You can blow as many guys as you want. You’ll never be gay again.

Fish Priest

imagine leftists understand

Wizard of Choice

I have found that there is no amount of fruit or vegetables to absolve me from the dozens of totinos pizzas and gallons of ice cream in my cart.

Pvt. Jenkins

Kinda makes sense when the economy of a village is so tenuous. Don't shake things up, margins are thin.

Demented Avenger

Cleveland has things happening in it. Saint Paul is just boring as sin. Andy Rooney was right about it.

Demented Avenger

So, the problem with white nationalism is that white people suck? OK

Broadway Joe

My buddy is an Air Force pilot and he said it’s an unwritten rule that you can’t be a fighter pilot if you’re not handsome.

Alexander Cobb

whats the name of the woman eating butter

Demented Avenger

Plus, make these German immigrants Lutherans fleeing conscription in the Prussian Army, and you have my ancestors!

THEKILLERWHALE

Really humble guy! It reminds of this Top Gun story where the fighter pilot on set told Tom Cruise that the only jobs for real men are fighter pilot and actor. You can just imagine this asshole at Thanksgiving telling his brother-in-law that only jobs for true alphas are fighter pilot and tax attorney.

Broadway Joe

He’s not a fighter pilot. He’s just a normal looking dude so he can only fly big planes.

Christian Kaiser

“low t German catholics” you mean big round Bavarian party boys

Garrat M

So a white nationalist came to Terre Haute or Evansville, Indiana and found out it sucks because everyone is a fucking dumb hayseed kraut who'll do family annihilation if you suggest making any positive changes to the city. Congratulations, you just discovered what I've known my entire life living between those two cities.

fried egg

was looking through the jonathan glazer letter signatures and laughing about all the loser hacks that signed it then i saw jennifer jason-leigh’s name and fell to my knees

fried egg

ExistenZ is about fantasizing about being a spy and blowing up hamas ig

fried egg

do you like it? i’m trying to get a job as a baker and am currently at TJ’s, thinking the transition to another grocery store wouldn’t be too hard

Jaime Christley

Mr Buuuurns, I think we can trust the President of Cubaaaa…

Sam

I love all the food discourse people like “I have severe depression therefore you cant make me feel like anything I do is bad or wrong.” Buddy that’s not depression. I’ve had major depression since I was 12 and you could make me feel guilty about tying my shoes wrong

Brian

Zweigels white hots from wegmans are the best

Kryn Benski

Mike’s special is really solid. I do hope people check it out 🤌

Patrick Dalton

Richard Hominahomina ...I feel confident Matt would have made this joke if he was there

Dan

Best ep in years!!! Unleash this beast from behind the paywall.

Brian Betz

Jfc hearing “Delicious Tacos” get name dropped at the end of the article was such a jump scare lol. Those dimesquare losers are showing up in mainstream press like this my god lmao

Wagner Koop

NO CHRIS DONT SAY [WALTER WHITE YELLING IN CAR MEME] MACKINAC LIKE HOW ITS SPELLED NOOO

Marc Silverstein

People that dont like the taste of water are just tasting their nasty mouth

Tucker Millett

My favorite chapo eps are w a comic on the 3rd mic

Jaime Christley

That guy managed to have the exact inverse of the 30 ROCK subplot where Liz moves to Cleveland and immediately starts booking modeling work

Dave

It’s more geared toward volume than anything ‘artisanal’ or ‘from scratch’, be prepared for that. If you can do some very simple tasks repeatedly, it can be fun… plus lots of really good bread around 🥳 (also be forewarned if you’re looking for something full time… they’re pretty decidedly anti-union, so if that’s something that’s a deal breaker for you, just know, the benefits are really good, and they definitely take care of their employees, there’s no Union or, pretty much, any talk of it. (The company is 100% private owned, and not traded publicly or any of that nonsense either)

Dave

But yes… lol… I do like it. I love the reputation we have. I work in one of the Southern stores, but it made me very proud when Will shouted us out like that!

Austin Williams

not usually an audio conplainer but is Recine playing with a slinky?

Paul F. Holzfäller

Richard Hernia: Sidney Sweeney’s tits are so fat. Crowd: How fat are they? RH: So fat that they annihilate the very idea of wokeness. Crowd: …

Jones Kolbinsky

That island boy / lotr mashup at the end 🤌💯

Chris Wade

lol i've even been there. chalk it up to the inherent michigan disrespect of an ohioan

Wagner Koop

[Ohio will be eliminated]

Blingo Starr

2017 chapo: here’s some funny yet insightful commentary on current events with prominent political activists and thinkers. 2024 chapo: any of y’all like drinking water?

Tyler

Fuck, Mike Recine’s new special was great. Do check it out.

Billiam

that’s a fair assessment of ohio

fried egg

i mean, working at trader joe’s that’s all very old hat. but good to know, thanks! i wish we had a bakery at my store :(

BB

chris has a next thing :O

jfk truther

God damn we need Matt back

Dylan C.

What's the song used somewhere in the middle of the episode

fredbaroque

I'm a Canadian immigrant in Denmark and I've been referring to Scandinavians as "Hobbits" for about a decade myself, albeit for diametrically opposed political reasons: they trust the system too much. They don't want another socialist adventure. They have this sick, culturally-ingrained forced humility, the OG version of "Minnesota Nice". They don't want to make any waves or be perceived as confrontational in any way, so they constantly convince themselves that they live in the Best Country in the World™, even though their social-democratic welfare state has been slowly hollowed out from the inside for decades now. They don't want to acknowledge that the Bank of Saruman is running the Shire. But maybe our sophisticated White Nationalist friend would prefer it here: these Hobbits can be racist as fuck.

Jonathan Nathan

The Doordash discourse is amazing because both sides manage to be dumb and wrong

Kinetics Video

Some of best Felix in the slop for a long time. Thank you boys

Jessica Rios

Am I dumb for being happy that they invoked Matt’s name so many times when they were doing the story about the Midwest? Almost felt like he was part of the discussion. I can’t wait for him to be back.

Cullen S

If Christman did actually meet that gooner who wrote the article.. I am convinced Matt would just turn super saiyan— taking on the form of his Cushlog art and face melt that pud pulling idiot lol

MadamAjab

I moved from Tampa to Ohio (after living in a ton of places around the US) and laughed my ass off during that last article. Thank you for that.

Mark Schneider

I left the ess eff Bay Area after 32 years for the very northern Midwest (Duluth, MN, a stone's throw from Lake Superior) three years ago. I will say the people here are a little unimaginative, but frankly no more so than a lot of the high school teachers I worked with in the super-kewl Bay Area, who let themselves be bullied by PMC Admin & sometimes by parents, definitely had little self-respect, not a sliver of "Will to Power." While "Minnesota Nice" is not fully true like a lot of stereotypes, people are more straightforward & less bullshitty here, & I definitely haven't been mistrusted by many (if any) for not starting out here either. White Supremacist guy should've moved to Idaho (or even Iowa) where he would've been more comfortable. I guess the rednecks in Mississippi & Alabama just aren't well-read enough for him?

ray hafez

Listening to this while aimlessly wandering around a supermarket

plainwrap

Shout out to dudes chilling at the grocery store. It's one of the last retail spaces where you're not being followed or fucked-with, you get as much time to look as you want, and even if you screw up and buy the wrong thing at least you can eat it. It's a safe space for shopping like an idiot.

Jon Rehm

“Respect”, episode 222 which features Mike Recine, is one of my Top 3 episodes. I can’t believe the disrespect of excluding that episode from the Movie episode collection.

J.P. McD.

I have Napoleon episodes of Chapo and Michael & Us downloaded and waiting for me to actually watch the movie for the last 4 months. I had to finish the book first

J.P. McD.

Bookmarking this comment for when I listen because it seems from your description like I’m the opposite

bravo_delta_echo

The RW Sydney Sweeney obsession is so creepy on so many levels; openly ogling anyone ever is just bad form In any event - last I checked, it wasn’t the left who are Puritan-level squeamish about sex in general and aren’t the ones who do it only for procreation A tiny shred of self-awareness would go a long way for these weirdos

James Wallace

He might not ever come back. Which if that's what's best for his health maybe is best. But I hope he does.

Don R Noe

I would judge you for its purchase.

The Steel Harvest

I find it hilarious nobody is pointing out how in China, you can criticize the policy, but not the party or the leader... Schumer's little tiff with Bibi just illustrates how the current Israeli government has fully embraced this paradigm.

The Steel Harvest

I was just playing cod mw 2019 with my stepson and pointed out how the al Qasam Brigades are 100% modeled after Hamas/Hezbollah. You have long been able to play as that "faction,"shall we say

Jimmy McMillan

My problem with water is the inconsistentancy. When I wake up in the middle of the night thirsty, it tastes sweet and delicious. Other times it tastes kinda bland and boring

Brendan Palangio

The problem with the door dash discourse is that it's always an excuse to punch down on the disabled, make fun, doubt their disability even exists or imply that they should be locked away in a home. I know the "cooking gesture" girl and she's bedbound, has complex chronic health issues, and has a full-time caregiver. English is also not her first language, and the amount of hate, doubt and just ugliness thrown her way was really disgusting. I hate that this is a thing we have to relitigate every other week, but hating on the disabled is the one socially acceptable bigotry remaining (see also: the return of the word retard) so it's going to keep coming up. A+ episode otherwise though boys.

veni

Felix feels so small in the supermarket queue? People seem to laugh at his choice of food?

Scot Forsythe

Hooray for Mikey Crappaport the fakest qwuirked up white boy eva

Michael Coutts

Picking up your food is in for 2024.

Will Griffin

I keep hearing Will's increasing levels of "n"s in Richard hanananananania's name and my brain keeps subbing in the "bbbbbbbbbb-baaad" from bad to the bone. Looking forward to him having a 20 syllable name by Christmas.

Will Griffin

I say this with nothing but respect, fuck hanania.

MKatieUltra

When I get groceries, I feel like all the workers are cool but all the other customers are my mortal enemies

Rich G

Back half of this episode is fire, best reading series in a while

Alexander Johnson

Felix's anxiety about people looking at his cart is very real to me. It reminds me of the Chuck Palahniuk short story where a guy wants to experiment with sticking a lubed carrot up his ass. He realizes that buying just Vaseline and a carrot would look obviously weird, so he buys all of the ingredients for carrot cake and Vaseline and then says something like "I'm going to fuck my ass with a carrot cake."

Clammy_Damp

Lol “Imagined Hyperborea”

Tim O'

Will is so correct about grocery stores

Tim O'

Regina George

Clammy_Damp

The Midwest as seen through the eyes of the actual Nazis was that the most adventurous and industrious Germans emigrated to the U.S. explaining U.S. military victory over the 3rd Reich i.e. Eisenhower. Realheads know who actually toppled that nonsense.

Josh Bobst

Tampa native here. Everyone who emigrated to Tampa in the 20th century were Germans from the Midwest. All my ancestors were.

Alexander Hickey

The Nazi guy reminds me of someone I knew in grad school, but it’s too young to actually be him

Andrew Cross

‘Guns before butter’ by gang of four

Agent Grange

Felix, I just wanted to let you know that I think Solo Wing Pixy was the good guy in Ace Combat Zero and World With No Boundaries would have ushered in a golden age by washing away the Osian dogs. Also Yuktobania betrayed the revolution by not finishing the job.

Andrew Cross

will: regional accents don’t exist. rother. Felix: ellian

Gothnik

As a lifelong Wisconsinite I can say the average midwestern yokel doesn't have a mistrust for "coastal elites". People disliked the guy who wrote that article because he was weird nazi, not because he was from the sunbelt.

Gordon Schmidt

Felix, if you like fighter planes you should check out something called "Muv Luv". I give even odds you'll be obsessed over it for a couple weeks

Shiv

you’re right; my water is only delicious when it’s hot out, very annoying

——

Saying rawther isn’t regional it’s gay

Andrew Cross

fuck Belka, all my homies hate Belka

Jonathan Nathan

The story is called Guts. It’s really gross.

Philip Wailes

This substack guy is like a slightly more eloquent pr0spector88 character

glaourgbn

losing my mind trying to google what a "manuel" "manool" etc is

T

manul, aka pallas's cat

No

A fact that is never mentioned is that even if there was conclusive proof that Mr. Hamas was livestreaming in his Bond villain headquarters under a hospital it would still be illegal to bomb it. It is a full of civilians and medical personnel which cannot be attacked under international law and basic moral principles. The argument is baseless but also irrelevant.

Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar

This guy is definitely talking about the Midwest (WI, MN) and not the Mideast (Cleveland, Buffalo). In the Midwest people will apologize for whatever city or town you’re in sucking but kinda shrug their shoulders. Mideast people will say “yeah this place sucks but fuck anyone else who says so”. Midwesterners will politely drink themselves to death while working a steady job but a Mideasterner will drink like a fish and if they don’t succumb to fent-tainted coke will have a moment of clarity in their early 30s and start selling alternate energy billing while posting about how “I was on the wrong path, but anyone can make the change if they want to”. That said, Cleveland does have a top 3 in the nation free art museum and one alt-right knight who has no friends, so maybe that dork could move here and jerk off over swords on the weekends 🤷🏻‍♂️

Ian Haave

chris, drop that doordash thread

S

🤨📸

S

Love to go cro-magnon hunter-gatherer mode at the grocery store

A White 1993 Camry

Did I miss an announcement and Matt Christman is not coming back?

Matt James Rich

Really liked the reading: I grew up in Holland, Michigan, a very conservative area of the Midwest. One thing I noticed, in hindsight, is that the most vocally and outwardly conservative people in the town, were those who were outsiders or not from the community originally, e.g. a chemistry teacher who had moved there from New Jersey, he pronounced "orange" wrong (AHRNJH), loved Morton Downey Jr., went on a tangent about sex before marriage and a woman who had left him, among other things.

Kevin

Continuing the campaign for Hasanabi to return!! He converted me from podJon replicant into a grey wolf. I would love to hear the guys collaborate especially because he’s as a big a fan of Matt as I am.

Matelda

The administrative state and deep state are opposites. The administrative state is the public state. The deep state is the security state with secrecy protections.

Matelda

I dont think so

ElverG

Honestly, Sprite Zero Felix? Are you afraid of having a cool drink?

Oliver Larkin

As a Floridian (FTL raised - still stunned/appreciative that you guys came to Revolution Live of all places in North America) — thank you sir may I have another for this roast. And Chris after you’re done going straight from this google hangout to the next take it easy!

C. Andrew

The next James Bond is just a B-1 Lancer dropping a tactical nuclear munition onto a cancer ward because the bad guy was hiding in it.

Logan

Manul, aka Pallas Cat

Michael

Are any members of the Prince Family still around in Holland?

simon

He got an iron plate implanted in his skull like a week ago so it's going to be a while.

Martynas Klimas

BACK IN COLLEGE, I was the dating site weirdo. Didn't even have apps back then. So I was doing my part to normalize it. I also had no other way to date since I had no outside hobbies and like two personality traits.

Podcast subscriber 78

So true. In fact, this is exactly what Mao told Henry Kissinger after a long pause and puff of his cigar during one of their late night chats on global affairs and China.

Amelia Moss

Not only Manul footage, you all should become Manultubers and get little cartoon images whose mouths open and close when you speak

Patrick Mc Toal

My sister took bites of Kerrygold butter …. when she was 5.

Matthew Krueger

Another ep where Chris comes in at the end and puts a perfect pretty bow on the whole thing. I kind of can't stop thinking about Brian Quinby as Aragorn.

Matt James Rich

Erik Prince moved to Abu Dhabi a while ago, Betsy Devos sold the mansion on Lake Shore Drive she had built during the recession in '08 - they're no longer a presence really but their names are still on a bunch of shit as donors. There are other families to worry about now (Meijer namely).

C. Andrew

"Midwesterners have no sense of Imperial destiny."

More Human than Human

Growing up in rural Alabama, “gothic tragedy” is not the description id use for the Deep South. in any sense of the words. The words you’re looking for is dilapidated, shitted up, drunk and on meth. Too shitty for wal-mart. Stuff like that. The “faded glory” is pretty goddamn faded indeed

Matthew Krueger

Agreed. It's a constant low-level broken heart.

Matthew Krueger

"Dressed in a leftist coded manner..." I actually laughed out loud at that too. I imagine it's like that old judge's definition of pornography - "I know it when I see it."

Sheep

Once every week after work I will order ahead and pick up indian food from a small restaurant near my house. The family who owns it, an old man, old woman, and their son are always so nice to me. They know my name and always say hi. Its very nice. More people should go pick up face to face. You meet nice people.

——

What happened to him?

SPAZzate!

Felix is right: grocery stores are terrible (mychoices are Walmart or Safeway) I hate the sterile lifeless environment with non threatening bland pop music from 20 years ago. If hell existed mine would waiting in line for checkout for all eternity!

VVulpes

I have a feeling that this guy's experience of the south is that he once read a Falkner novel.

Damen Irving

Did we discover one of rod dreher’s alts?

infinitesunrise

Happy to hear Felix repping the timeless tradition of going to pick your food order up. That's how my affluent ass gets the majority of his meals.

Aaron Cantor

what are the minools? manouls? no spelling seems to make anything come up on youtube. anyone?

Joe

Theyre talking about pallas's cats otherwise known as manuls i guess? according to wikipedia? Ive never heard that before either

Jenkum Terry

Felix's comment about OK cupid hit me so hard

MATT TRIANO

CHECK YOURSELF OUT TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR DESTINYY

Hannah Blumenfeld

Felix might have kind of a weird relationship with food lol it's ok if people see your ice cream in your cart buddy

Voidberg

Just to add to what Felix said, the other most insufferable kind of people who can’t shut up are the people who post tiktoks about fast food menu hacks. Just order from the fucking menu and accept your treat!

Neuradink

I'm picturing this guy running into Matt like he's the clown from it

Zack Burke

Goddamn I miss Matt. It's like the universe is unravelling.

Chad Dopamine

The reading series at the end was one of the best finds in a while.

Sam McManus

Will's not kidding around with the cannoli chips and dip thing, love that stuff

bravo_delta_echo

Chicago may be *in* the Midwest, but thankfully it’s not *part* of the Midwest, to a sufficient degree In any event - glad to hear the Richard Spencer crybaby guy had a real bad few years in Ohio or wherever; fuck him

Frank

Can it be slop time

Lana Diesel

Listening to this and I just kinda realized...I'm over it. I don't care. CTH isn't about anything anymore. There's no interesting point of view. If I want Mike Recine, I'll listen to any of the the six dozen other Brooklyn comedy podcasts that apparently think he's the greatest thing since the spoked wheel and are constantly having him on. If I want endless midwit bitching about Palestine and borderline calls for mass violence against Israelis (did you know, everything the IDF says is false, and everything Hamas says is true?), I'll listen the the enby-punks at my local hardcore show. After the loss of Amber and Virgil, Matt really was the glue holding this whole operation together. It's apparent now that he is permanently disabled and not returning. That's tragic, but it also means there's no reason for me to keep returning to this podcast. So yeah, I've been a subscriber for many years and have enjoyed it but it's time to move on. I don't care if you didn't read this. Respond with a Cumtown line or something. Or don't, who gives a shit. Byeeeee~ P.S. Felix, you're like 45 now. The K in Knesset is not silent.

thomasson

see you at your local hardcore show

WillardsBane

Yap yap yap yap shut up pussy

burgerpocalypse

we all are bound to the machine down here

Lana Diesel

Hard disagree, but it certainly is now.

Jon Lyons

We all need to combine our mind powers to keep Felix from discovering DCS World

David DeCorte

Hey, we were crashing cargo ships into bridges way before Baltimore. And also, Busch Gardens has Iron Gwazi. So like, think about that before talking shit on Tampa.

Jon Lyons

can it old fogey, it's 2016 now and I'm listening to "Chapo Trap House," it's not your granddad's Daily Show, your generation wouldn't understand

Vsakurapetalv

So you’re ok with the endless violence on the Palestine people, being bombed for gathering flower to eat, but any or all retaliation or punishment is crazy talk? You would let the mass state sponsored lynchings and violent evictions in the West Bank and war crimes go unanswered? These criminals have gotta off Scott free before and will continue to rape and murder innocent people. Coward

Cameron

So I live in Phoenix az and it absolutely is not the modern Byzantium

Jessica Rios

Thanks James. I’m glad you clarified that for us all. I was just about to storm his apartment complex and force him out of retirement against the advice of his doctors and while his wife and kid scream in terror. But now, I’m not. Thanks again.

Lana Diesel

Anyone who supports Hamas deserves to live under them. Have fun, homie. Also, Felix, it's "scot-free."

Max Bendick

that island boy outro hell yeah

Sterling Cook

Fan of show. It’d be great if the hosts and community would assist their Trader Joe’s comrades as they fight for fair union negotiations. Trader Joe’s has been aggressively anti-union and violated many laws. They are also working the courts in Texas, along with Elon and co., to get the NLBR ruled as unconstitutional. Just wanted to add this since TJ’s got free publicity on this episode.

Liquidated Damages

Chris Mackinac (correct spelling) is pronounced MackinAW I won’t have any great lakes mispronunciations

Keyan

I like grocery store

Keyan

Felix in good form here once again

WillardsBane

I hope you get mugged today, what a sniveling loser

Slily

If you want to leave, don’t announce it. Do you want a ukulele softi pants Zionist? Crying because none of your lies about the beheaded babies sticking anymore? *plays tiny violin*

Vivster

The white nationalist article reading made me question if that dude thinks he has shasksperan writing 😭

Chapo Bath House

The manul (aka Pallas cat) is a small wild cat native to the Asian steppes. They look like extra poofy tabby cats that perpetually have something stuck between their teeth. I love them