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818 - Dr. Brain & the Women feat. Alex Nichols (3/25/24) (Patreon)

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2024-03-26 07:25:16
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Alex is back to look at a number of topics including: Putin’s ancient vault, the Brain podcast sex freak, UN supports ceasefire, Jewish Heaven, Trump bankrupting the RNC, Catturd’s dogs, and Royal maladies. Finally, a reading series on the Ancien Cajun, James Carville, and who still has lessons to impart on the best way for Democrats to win from that one time he let Ross Perot hand him an election.

Tickets to the Jaques/Chapo/Seeking Derangements show at the Lodge Room in LA, Thursday April 4:

https://www.lodgeroomhlp.com/shows/show-pig-a-live-comedy-podcast-spectacular-with-seeking-derangements/

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Calvin Jarrett

I take Chapo twice weekly for neuroplasticity and election control. You can quote me for your promotional materials.

Methew

OOOOOWEEEEE

saintbeau

hell yes more alex

j

Damn almost made it without listening

Mark

i’m ur friend

John

finally, a break from listening to old episodes of seeking derangements

Ted Arthur

Huberman’s advice must work. If you enough stamina to slang that much dick in your 40’s, you have to be doing something right.

Robert Armstrong

Putin out there looking for a G.E.C.K. Feel better, Matt! Love you!

SoConfused

For the neuralink: this is basically rehashed research from like 15 years ago. They had chimps playing pong with neural sensors back then and Elon's just lifted the same research and called it groundbreaking

Ardy Rezv

Just remember to vote Biden. If we do we can push him to the left! He will owe us!!!

drewb

Eagerly awaiting Matt's resounding triumph against Garry Kasparov at lightcycle chess

Mangomoosh

I knew there was a reason I woke up early and turned my red lights on, meditated, exercised, ice plunged had a sauna(with my nuts on ice), a smoothie, supplements and got ready to stare at the sunrise for my red state e-mail job! No for real I love huberman. At least his shit is free!

Michael NWI

Read the James Carville article as well. He waxes poetically about campaigning and then complains about union organizing on campaign staffs. Here is the democratic party today, educated boomers who have no use for labor. Him and chris mattews should be shot into space. It wouldn't solve anything but it would be fun to watch.

True Horror Productions

Opening of this ep is the latest in a series of reassuring things about Matt, was great hearing the surgery went well and cool as hell seeing the awesome pic he posted but hearing the fellas laugh about it seals the deal in such a heartwarming way. Great episode all around, always nice to hear Alex, laughing our asses off on the way to work today. ❤️❤️❤️

Alexandr

His spiel about early Internet and seeing abominable death video was lol.

William

You could just take test

Jack Arens

We love Alex, don’t we folks?

Matt Breuer

alex has really been the best guest in this format, always bringing it

Blue Myself

“The sound you’re looking for is the sigh of a satisfied woman.” Love it when my satisfied woman makes a loud pop like Michael Winslow chewing bubble gum to indicate the dick was good.

Kroy

Is it just me but the slew of guys on this podcast who obviously want to be on this podcast as much as possible and be obsequious to the boys, when does Matt return, fuck!!!!

William

The sting when HW gets mentioned was mag knee feek, Chris. Chef’s kiss

Doug Cartel

"It takes 10,000 hours to be an expert at something" was the last time I can remember white collar dopes falling for thinkfluencer crap and it took Malcolm Gladwell to get them to parrot it in public, anyways "yeah you need to do stuff for a really really long time before you know a lot about it" thankfully its a nice even number like 10k and not like 7569 hours

Sam

I love how the AFP declared Kennsington Palace to be an unreliable source and then like 5 days later had to pretend they never said that

William

Any time I hear Maureen Dowd, I think it’s marine dowd, and it’s a friend of marine todd

Jaime Christley

Israel wants to do a season finale solution yeah I rephrased it

thicchatlogan

nah it's just you, Alex is an S-tier guest. chapo fym and fortune kit both rock.

Kroy

Do your worst, call me a Chemistry head, chemistry freak, but I know what my favorite chapos are and they dont include twitch streamers

William

What the fuck are you talking about

Zach H.

I love the idea of the Royal Family just becoming Britain’s new cryptids

thicchatlogan

if anything Alex pulls the chapo boys onto his wavelength whenever he's on rather than the other way around imo. I'm not into streams either but the chapo fym vods where they just watch random 5 subscriber freaks on youtube is some of the funniest content I've seen in years.

🐷

TikTok is shit. What moron is getting their information from it.

Adam Foster

when I saw the collection of catturd2’s animal endangerment tweets it made me wonder if he lives in the zone from Stalker (I mean it has to look just as bleak right?), just stuff strewn everywhere across an overgrown wasteland and chaotic unexplainable things happening to all who enter.

Dick Waglin

Lawnmower Man 3: Christman's Jihad

Marc Silverstein

Bidens new nickname should be "James Carvel"

Jessica S

Six months and a movie?

True Horror Productions

Its true alex and them are doing good work in an era when there have never been so many amazing freaks

Sean Enright

Believe it or not according to wikipedia I guess Ross Douthat is in the mix on Barbaro going straight.

Tim Mullen

I know kids who have a better track record of keeping goldfish alive than catturd and his dogs

Jawn Feddermang

If you’re getting sad about politics news I suggest replacing every “Joe Biden” in the copy with “Joe Budden” ‘ US Ex-General Tells Ukraine to “Ignore” Joe Budden’s Alleged Warning ‘

absoluteboi

this guy should be a permanent chapo

Peanut Horse

Matt gets a pretty cool scar

Tim O'

Matt's brain (the Christmind) can do the thing from Scanners now

Oliver Larkin

Matt’s @horse_ebooks ass posting divulging secrets of the Old Ones like ancient hieroglyphics

Joshua Mason

Could someone please post a link to Biden saying “Presinald Trunt”? I can’t find it anywhere and I would desperately love to watch it.

Jacob Dysart

The huberman story is hilarious and interesting- wish they hadn’t handwaved it away to make some point about cheating panic. That’s absolutely a part of it but he’s such a revealing character in terms of the content economy and its intersection with questionable science and quackery. Can’t help but feel this would have been a much cooler ep if the guys were more familiar with him or just trying a little harder

Chris

What did Bill Mitchell’s tweet say? Can’t just leave me hanging like that

Bryan Peifer

Agreed, cat turds were our beagles favorite. Our dog was King Coprophilia.

Ranni

Really enjoying the Alex episodes, he’s so funny

emalco

Great to hear Chapo’s counterintuitive Huberman take that the real comedy here is the stupidity of women who date men who mislead them and treat them badly

m@tt

Pfft, more like Andrew Puberman.

Jaime Christley

Carville Tunnel Syndrome <----- how about that, anything there?

No

We laugh at the cajun moron's line about seeing his grandma naked but Karl Pilkington once described seeing up his aunt's skirt accidentally as a child and said it looked like a ripped tennis ball. That image will remain in my head till I die

The Steel Harvest

the white vs black nationalist anti-semitism schism deserves more scholarly attention...

Paul F. Holzfäller

catturd will one day have his brakes fail as he’s zooming up his driveway. It’ll lead to the deaths of no less than 30 dogs. It’s the Florida Man way.

Andrew Novak

Thanks to his new Neuralink chip, Matt will now be writing all his tweets exclusively in Wingdings

Joe

The caked middleton is a lie and carry on

Mike Loudin

Heart hands in the chat for matt 🫶

Jim Veil

Lone Wolf and Cub Movie Mindset episode please.

Will Anderson

They are funny but should be banned from ever talking about hip hop because they always insult good rap and praise trash

Kinetics Video

Oh Matt's been making stuffy professors heads into mounds of hamburger for a while now

Kinetics Video

Felix not keeping up with milk inflation, smh

myke as if

Is not knowing who Huberman is a bit?

I am become reply guy

Catturd exhibiting Christopher Moltisanti levels of deflection discussing the death of his dog

syd

Kids today don't know about one guy one glass, they don't know about the BME pain olympics or goatse or Mr. Hands. They don't know what the Gauntlet is. Our culture is dying.

Mangomoosh

Right!? They live on twitter and shit haven’t heard of the guy.

T

Will has actually had some good rap takes over the years

jfk truther

He does know that the alt right weirdos are the ones telling us beer and football is bad, right?

John Gaynor

I presume not because I have no idea who he is.

MATT TRIANO

SPLIT tennis ball not ripped

Ardy Rezv

I apologize I forgot to take my TDS meds this morning. I’m embarrassed

Travis Logel

Alex should be the third Chapo until Matt comes back.

Logan

Gottem

Taylor Fredrickson

Alex is one if the funniest guests you guys have in the show

Katherine

“i don’t think its my business but… that doesn’t mean i wouldn’t like an article”

Jimmy McMillan

Matt better be doing great if they're making brain chip jokes 😄

j

The film Harakiri but it’s Biden doing his prompter stare

William

I never knew about him, nor am I online

$

What is the name of the absolute bop at the end?

Elliot Matheny

Theme song of Lone Wolf and Cub, a pretty sick deep cut from Mr Wade

Jon Lyons

It's the theme from the '70s Lone Wolf & Cub series

Jonathan Nathan

I like how Felix just turned Carville's "too many preachy women" into "too many articles" because he understands what the *real* problem is.

nick schultz

it's from the Lone Wolf And Cub movies

No

Karl originally says ripped, ricky calls it split afterwards

Reece Coren

can’t wait to one day tell my grand kids about chapo’s unreal run in march 2024

Reece Coren

and what more does alex have to do to get a permanent mic. love him

K102.1FM Mornings w/ Jonny Corndogs

We might even get lucky and he Angela Chao's himself, but given it's Catturd, he won't back his truck into a lake... Because he's Floridia Man, he'll probably back into some kind of swamp ditch or brackish pool of water near a culvert.

Greg Forsyth

I'm 100% sure my first gore video was also that beheading video Alex mentioned. It was some Chechen guy out in a forest somewhere.

George P

Really missed Matt when it was time for a Cajun accent

Jonathan Szerszen

Come back Matt, we need you and your big brain, zipper or not! Think about you every day and wishing you the best recovery

Canadian Guy

awaiting the boys from Brazil scene to happen to cat turd

Alex Gullen

https://youtu.be/fjSdN3RuopI?si=A5XFZsDLbcg_wIDj https://youtu.be/tI4hbmJ65qc?si=w8HypJ4fWUNw9t8c https://youtu.be/J0beoQrjTAo?si=gZQCi-pjb_t1Zvql In some monarchies, inherited power offers a ladder that can be ascended to absolute authority—be it through diplomacy, ruthlessness, or the passing of time. According to the study, now published in the journal Philosophical Transactions of the Royal Society B: Biological Sciences, every member of a hyena clan, except the highest-ranking queen, suffers downward mobility across their lifetime. "It paints a pretty bleak picture of hyena societies," says Eli Strauss, a scientist at Max Planck Institute of Animal Behavior and sole author on the paper. "No matter what position you inherit, the only way is down." Fair or not, hyenas haven't earned a reputation for regality, yet their societies bear a striking resemblance to human monarchies. https://phys.org/news/2023-06-hyenas-inherit-power-mothers-privilege.html

Patrick Allen

A really unmanly, inhumane refusal by Will and Felix to humbly admit that they made a mistake by making fun of Kate Middleton’s absence from public life. Yes, there is far greater suffering in the world than that of a privileged young mother with the best healthcare in the world. But suffering is not a zero-sum proposition. Although the atrocities committed by the IDF against Palestinians are repulsive almost beyond comprehension, it’s also tragic that Matt Christian, a young father and husband with access the the best healthcare in LA, has had to suffer with terrible health. Aren’t progressivism and leftism about extending compassion widely, rather than measuring it out with coffee spoons. How small and coarse Will and Felix were today.

fried egg

james carville story is like marty hart teaching a college class lmao

Wawaweewa

Anyone know the name of the song at the end?

CHET_BIGTRUCK

Historically royalty has been one of the roadblocks that has prevented the extending of compassion widely, so why would we get so heartbroken when one of them suffers? Because one of them is a young attractive white lady? She could always abdicate, forfeit all her titles and I would go back to giving a shit. Till then, couldn't happen to a nicer person.

M.R. Alchemist

Engineer here, BCI that could do this have been around for like 20 years; Elon is still the king of CAP.

Savannakhet

Disagree: Will and Felix made me feel sane after a week of scolding British columnists.

Wawaweewa

Chad 🇹🇩 Randy vs Soy Patty

Natalie

Are they wrong that the information from Buckingham Palace was confusing enough that it was fueling speculation? These articles shaming the internet for being curious about the murky information coming from one of the most powerful families in the world is pathetic. They wished her well, she doesn't need more than that. We have more information now than we had before. Everyone overall just wanted to know if she was ok and what was going on.

Ranni

lol calm down Professor Simp

angel

Alex always has me in stitches

Marisa

I took James Carville’s class at Tulane in 2014 AMA

Matthew

Will on point updating his pop culture reference midstream from "Prince Valiant haircut" to "Anton Chigurh haircut" 😎

Matthew

Tiocfaidh ár lá

Kinetics Video

Going to post somewhere that Kate is a giant toad person and was regenerating her human disguise during her absence because you wrote this

FeloniousUnc

Alex is my favorite recurring guest and has been since I first heard him on the show back in like 2017. I am thrilled with how often he’s been on lately. The guy could like give a straight weather update and it’d make me laugh

FeloniousUnc

I’m actually somewhat shocked these guys didn’t know who Huberman is. They pretty much described him accurately though…listening to him is an occasional guilty pleasure, not sure why

MKatieUltra

The Shy Historian did a great YouTube about just how inbred Charles is, like we’re talking coefficients and genealogy

Knicks Fan 1000

Part of me thought that Matt was just going to be like "Yeah man I gotta say my feelings have really changed about musk since the implant." After Will gave the intro lol

Tim O'

Learn anything good?

demonsweat

Will's Prince Valiant and Felix's Brenda Starr, this episode is a tribute to the golden age of the Sunday funny pages

Mangomoosh

I just pictured Felix in full vape inhale crackle voice talking shit about gang star and the in his high pitched aw shucks voise say lil yachty has some good stuff!

Matthew Krueger

Can't tell if irony or if you've just spilled a lot of "orgone" for sweet, sweet Kate...

Devin Poore

Agreed. The whole point is that Huberman has carefully cultivated this image of living a hyper optimized life based on science. Implicit and explicit in that image is the notion that he's a role model worth emulating. People are into this guy they way they're into Jordan Peterson or Joe Rogan. So a story about how he is a world class manipulator and liar is deeply relevant and counter to the image he's created for himself as a trustworthy life guru. It'd be a non story if he was openly into polyamory or something and all the women were on board with that, but the details about how he misled them actually matter here. Making light and giving the guy a pass is a big miss from Chapo, considering he's already gonna get a full pass from his cultish followers.

Sam Ray

What's that song at the end of the ep.?

Marisa

I learned that Mary Matalin shouldn’t mix painkillers with wine while recovering from a facelift

Starry Pr1nce

Hunter getting to fuck weed_slut_420 is legitimately cool

Michael Butler

When I was deeply depressed Huberman helped me just start doing stuff, I’m seasoned enough with internet bs where I could take the parts I liked and leave the rest

demonsweat

Huberman has failed to grasp Tae Kwon Leap. Boot to the head.

Mangomoosh

When Felix says “yeah” shortly after the 54 min mark is killing me!

Myrmec

Alex for regular co-host

More Human than Human

Trump is 1000x funnier than Biden has ever been. He is still hilarious

Sheep

Anyone know the ending song? Please its so good

Matthew Krueger

I looked around a bit and couldn't find it either. Here's a link to Biden's little speech on Capitol Storming Day: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_rtnCFbU68 where he says Trump's name mostly correctly (he sort of always has that old man slow slurring speech thing going on and you kind of can't not hear "presinald trunt" every time he says Trump's name now) twice over the 8 min speech. He does call the electoral college the electro collar, before correcting himself though. Felix appears to have first tweeted it on Jan 8 2021 and someone replies asking if there's video of it with no repsonse. Felix tweets it again on May 23 with someone replying again saying they can't find video either, so I think this might be Felix being Felix: one of those fictional truths that's truer than reality. Anyways, here's The Who's version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfrUQA2tb6M

nack

Andrew from e1 has GOTTA settle down!

Joshua Mason

Thanks for your thorough and thoughtful response. I don’t care if it’s literal truth, in some ways I think it being “spiritually correct” is better. It’s just a wild ear worm and I was hoping to get relief. Thanks!!!

FeloniousUnc

I actually agree with your larger point, that suffering is not a zero sum proposition, but in this, I think all the scolding articles are rather bizarre. Like I don’t think it’s a horribly mean thing to make jokes like “hey, where did this incredibly public figure whom the media hadn’t shut up about for years suddenly go?” I don’t understand why that’s so bad. Like obviously if they had known she had cancer, that’d be one thing.

Barnabas

Alex is great

Rorbus Von Balzar

Yeah, seems like the tables have turned. It's now conservatives who think normal things are bad.

Juan Sacchi

HUNTER CRACKFYRE THE KING WHO BORE THE PIPE

DarylBarenziah

Tbh, carpenter here,they probably don’t have proper radon barriers under all those old ass British monarch estates and palaces, so Yes they could be getting cancerous as fuck just from that potentially.

Hall wingfield

Felix confusing Hubert Humphrey with Ed Muskie

Hocho

Same, was thinking about how great his Carvile impression would have been in this EP.

Chapo Bath House

it's been incredible to watch every guy who's TEDTalk we had to watch in upper level undergrad psych courses circa 2012 go completely off the rails. Very cool, glad I spent my money on that information that was totally real and replicable