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821 - Jacques-a-Lago feat. Jacques (4/5/24) (Patreon)

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2024-04-05 19:27:46
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Seeking Derangements’ Jacques Gonsoulin stops by to talk Trump’s Mar-a-Lago playlist, Louisianans keeping possums as pets, building a new Titanic and so much more.

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Joe

Monkeybone legit gave me nightmares most of my childhood. Deathly scared of that movie and will never watch it again

Migz

Bing actually does go crazy

J Fitz

Every night in Los Angeles there are dozens if not hundreds of the most painful improv shows you could ever sit through… last night at the Lodge Room was definitely one of them

zeeee - Generation Chill

Don't know if this is discussed but it's crazy opossums only live like 4 years max, usually way less

Jake Lewis

look maxxing trump goes crazy

ploob

🤮 me eating slop emoji

ploob

Just wanna big up the dry boys for bringing Monkey Bone and Family Annihilators back into the discussion

ploob

And they have a huge bone inside their dicks! Marsupials are generally pretty out there taxonomically

Meatwad Cosby

perfect timing. i’m driving a forklift rn.

J Lit

Yeah it singlehandedly made me despise Brendan Frasier forever

Go'Thrak

Rosanna by Toto goes crazy though

NYCM&AHole

Thanks Jacque for not making me feel bad about my energy drink consumption.

Juan Gonzalez

Great show last night, sucks Felix was hate crimed twice!

Tony Bonacci

This hog has got his slop!!!!! Hweeehweeehweee

Dongo

Jacques is so cool

Ross Moore

How come you guys make fun of people on the left dying but we cant say how pathetic it is for a 40 year old having a stroke and turning into a vegetable?

Randy

Jacques my king 👑

Viro Mia

The way Jacques talks about a possum makes me think he's never seen one in his life

Sean C

Jacque episodes always have a certain chaos that really keeps the boys on their heels

Michael S. Judge

It's called O AFRICA! BRAVE AFRICA! It was a laugh riot.

ResilientBastard

“the Mar-a-Lago Elite” is actually a brilliant phrase, bravo Jacques

Proboscis Man

Lifespan in the wild is around 2 years.

Natalie

have not heard SD but just gonna assume Jacques is either very bi or got the f word pass from someone in their life lol

Trees

This is racist against possums. Yins know how many ticks they eat? And they don’t bite (but they do show their teeth).

etienne

hey Chris I know you read this, I was listening to the last And Intro and I liked it, glad you're back at this project and happy to know that you're probably read most of my elucubrations on here, so sorry and thank you

NYCM&AHole

lol imagining Shrek explaining how the phrase donkey punch originated with him

Christian Johnson

Shout out Eagle Rock, alum of Occidental College here

Jonathan Nathan

Oh man we actually got a legit air horn instead of Will just shouting EH EH EH EHHHH

Bob

This episode is echidna erasure.

Baba booey

Laptop alarm? Does Felix not have a phone? How is he unplugging his laptop in his sleep? WHAT IS THIS SHIT?!?!

Michael S. Judge

Possums are objectively friendlier, smarter, and VASTLY less dangerous or dirty than raccoons (who carry an enormous amount of xenozoonotic viruses, and 15% of them have airborne brain parasites in their shit, so it has to be cleaned up by a hazmat team). Fuck raccoons forever. Possums are natural benign pharaohs of this world, and I will die fighting for their restoration to their thrones.

lolwuthappend

Agree with Jacques Avatar is garbage! Never got the ironic love for it

Mike

Hearing Jacques lucid is so wild lol

Michael S. Judge

Possums are the best animals native to North America and I will not ABIDE this scabrous calumny

J Fitz

Same

Jon Spiegler

God I hated the fucking band Beirut

Cody

This one was amazing

Frank

Slop can be late if Jacques is involved

ResilientBastard

I think Palmer is one of those pro-Israel pro-Russia guys lol

M.R. Alchemist

God I love hearing Jacques struggle to be on his best behavior

Caleb

Lived in Eagle Rock my whole life. If you’re too broke to eat at Dunsmoor like me the bar next door has great craft beer.

T

Jacques does NOT have movie mindset.

Christian Johnson

I haven't been there in a long ass time, is Troy's 🍔 still there?

Chris

Holy shit, somethings wrong with that boys medulla oblongata

snudge crunkies

Not sure the pass is needed being a proper one himself

Jeffrey Miller

I'm really wanting a Felix fighter jet podcast now.

Michael

First of all, Matt's 45

Chunky Spewster

Someone I was seeing back then had rescued a possum, not knowing possum was pregnant. Long story short I eventually got to hang out and let a bunch of toddler possums crawl all over me. Truly good. Also they eat ticks, one of the most miserable beasts in creation.

Sid

Nothing ironic about our love

Jennifer Reft

Jacques is the best-I am laughing out loud-but did somebody say “Working for the Weekend” was Journey? that’s Loverboy! you guys are not old enough!

Jeffrey Miller

I try not to laugh at younger people who don't know about the media I grew up with, but holy shit Jacques is killing me here. I'm not mad, it's hilarious

maddsbabes

Jesus Christ Superstar 1973 absolutely rocks

Peanut Horse

I have never heard Felix laugh as hard as this episode lol

🤷🏼‍♀️

Jacques hitting the notes on Avatar sucking chefs kiss

Alex Payne

OFFICIAL MOVIE MAN 🤣

Casey S

Can't win em all

Maciek

Look man, it’s 2am and you have atleast 3hrs left on the warhammer40k lore video and sleep is doing its chaotic best to win against the imperium. …Felix is doing his best against these powerful forces

Ksizzle

As a huge seeking derangements head its nice to see why hesse and ben have to enforce the brakes on jaq constantly 😂 You can hear the frame rate of their speech dip when they get worked up and slur the start of a new sentence. Jaq is love and i will ride for him to death

Ksizzle

As a seeking listener yeah they’ve fucked it all

chronye

prince version of nothing compares 2 u is all ass compared to sinead and yes i know O-|-> wrote it

.

Cocaine energy

Natalie

lol I thought nothing of it until the kissing girls talk then I was like hold awn...thank you for educating me y'all...I have now heard all the hosts voices enough to tell them apart so I will become a listener for sure. I actually think I listened to an ep of them dunking on buttigieg, my fave topic

Zach Pierce

Congrats on the murders, Jacques! We all hated those other “bros.”

Zach Pierce

We all wanted Buscemi’s character to nail Thor’s Birch’s character in Ghost World while BLUESHAMMER cd played in the background

Who's luggage?

Discussing energy drinks without Felix seems wrong

TC

Best episode since Matt’s brain exploded.

Kvvvy

You're delusional if you think Biden's playlist isn't straight Beach Boys

Chris T

Do we think Felix has ever had sex?

Zach Pierce

Lockheed And Martin started out as a COMEDY DUO just fyi

MCL

Will is really up on his Zoobooks

Zach Pierce

Being a late GEN, Exeter Elisabeth Shur WAS my dream girl, so much so that I dated a girl named Allie in high school and thought that it was extra cool because that was her characters name in karate kid

——

There’s no golf at Mara lago actually.

Magic

Good thing I don't like movies I guess.

Christopher Alexander

How Jacques was able to pull Neil Young’s “Philadelphia” will stump me the rest of my days.

Jenkum Terry

We love Jacques don't we folks

B P

They’re also sweet as can be. This comment was such a relief to see, I was listening for a necessary defense that never came.

Brent

That Bing has zero sodium. Imma switch.

Fat Cobra

I am going to New Orleans for the first time in May. Any advice or recommendations for a sweaty fat fuck like myself!?

B P

The possum slander was unfortunate and saddening to hear unobjected.

Noah Mickens

Ah, there he is. You can just skip to 11:00 folks.

MKatieUltra

Yeah I’ve seen them be cuddly, they’re actually really resistant to rabies, and they eat lots of annoying bugs.

John

Guys somebody finally recognized the Pete's bing energy drink, I thought I was the only person buying that shit. I order boxes of it to my house in Texas. Don't know why I'm so excited to hear that.

ploob

👎 boo you whore

MKatieUltra

As I’ve said before, my dad and trump are cut from the same cloth, and my dad unabashedly loves musicals, American Idol, Pink, and Lady Gaga. He just likes things that are popular *because* they’re popular. Their pathologies makes them not so hyper defensive of their masculinity as all these T level obsessed guys, they more have a childlike level of id.

ploob

Smooth Shrek, smooth

Ksizzle

Buddy it says “featuring jaquese” the title is “jaquese-a-lago” what the fuck are you talking about

G

Occidental College, home of the original tiger mascot

alex

random rambling guests. no real topics. hosts walking in mid recording. unironically love that chapo is just cumtown now

Simon Maraya

They eat ticks and they're immune to rabies! Blessed and beloved creatures

CJ

What a beautiful mind

Last Years Man

Trump listens to November Rain?! REM?! Nooooo

Last Years Man

He's NOT thinking of the Springsteen song. I'm not a Bruce hater, but Jacques is 100% right. Neil Young's song is the best in the movie.

AbsenteeUncle

This ep reminded me why I could never get into seeking derangements

Christian Johnson

And where Barfsack Obungler attended before transferring to Columbia U.

Josh Chaffin

Sleep all day wander all night

Kamran Husain

jacques i have secured a destination compound in your french canadian homeland of acadia

Louie Luke

Matt’s at least 5000 years old, let’s be fair here.

Louie Luke

Never wear beads, it signals you’re a tourist and thus an easy mark for scams.

Cas

shout out to all my gay brothers who like getting slime: jacques, diddy, and virgil

Shiv

“it’s cool to meet a survivor”

Crosley Querin

Poor Will for the possum reading series, Jacques just gave it all away!

Don Kerr

Working for the Weekend is by Loverboy, not Journey. FYI.

BossHoss

That’s why you always leave a note

Rene Saller

Prince was a devout Jehovah's Witness. I wish he would have come knocking on my door with a copy of The Watchtower.

Joel.

I'm so confused on whether this guy is gay or not lol. Also possums rule fuck y'all

Rene Saller

Also, contra Jacques, possums are wonderful creatures and very clean. They eat ticks, and they are extremely unlikely to carry rabies. I have rescued a few orphaned juveniles over the years and brought them to a wildlife rescue center, where they are treated for injuries and released. Possums eat an inordinate number of parasites; far from being disease vectors, they are very beneficial, not to mention cute as hell. They clean themselves like cats. They're welcome in my garden anytime.

mweber

Platypus heads unite

Eric Eriksen

I’ve never had to use the scroll forward function this much. A truly astonishing level of annoyance. Congratulation!

Brett Anders

Jacques is right about Elizabeth Shue

triplevalaska

He talks so much, and he doesn't have that much interesting to say

Nolan

Uh oh Bushemites mad.

Nolan

Disappearing whole fields in Louisiana? DBU baby.

m@tt

w/black cherry

Nolan

There is a genre of romantic comedy I have dubbed white background bold red text and they all are from the 2000s and early 2010s

Liara Enith

Speaking as an Aussie Chapohead, I feel like the guys could do a couple of episodes solely on how much of a deranged loon Clive Palmer is. From the not paying his workers to his golf course filled with giant dinosaur statues (one got set on fire) to his sovereign citizen nonsense lawsuits during covid to his deeply weird poetry videos. He definitely is one of the people who ever lived.

D.O.D

How is he a foil if they're not on the same show

D.O.D

This is a bad and boring ep but at least that clip of Philadelphia was nice

EnKaff

Any Seeking Derangements guest episode is always bad.

D.O.D

Probably yeah, but the other guys are slightly funny

Michael S. Judge

They're the nicest animals in the world, it's just that humans mostly see them in the course of scaring them – throwing them out of a trash can or surprising them in a garage or something – so people think they're ALWAYS in freakout mode. I also learned a couple years ago that "playing possum" is not a "strategy" – their blood pressure drops until they pass out, which convinces other animals they're dead. I feel a great affinity with that

claus_mc

Cliev needs a deep dive

Poseyma2

First of all fuck you and opossums you diseased dipshits , second of all shut the fuck up about the guest go be annoying ab seeking derangements somewhere else

Fingerless

Australian mining billionaires are an untapped resource of content. from Gina Rineheart's incredibly funny insecurity due to private girl school bullying and insane father, to the deep evil that exists at the heart of (actual name) Twiggy Forrest

AbeLinkin

He’s Morb’d up, dude

Poseyma2

I would shit on a opossum if it made your dumb big city ass feel worse. There are several animals that carry less diseases eat ticks and rarely bite people

Fingerless

you're scratching the surface

Scot Forsythe

Jacque with some zingers pew pew!

Kevin C

Shock Jacques

Alfred Bastone

Are we really doing product placements in the Pod? 6 mins in and I can tell this guest sucks. This guest is annoying and boring. Please don't have him back.

William

Who the fuck uses a laptop as an alarm? Lol

William

Weird way to be transphobic but okay neil

William

Nah it’s fine, you’re just retarded

Flesh Colored Subaru

Jacques is like if adam friedland never went through the emotional rock tumbler of abuse that nick put him through

drewb

"I'm sorry for the lives that were lost that day" about the titanic made me laugh harder than it ever should have

Alfred Bastone

I wake up at the crack of dawn for an OT Saturday and only ask for quality for my $5. Let me speak to your manager.

lkmewqa

Not trying to be a dick but this episode sucked. Jacques needs to idk like try weed or something. Feels tryhard.

Erin Kristina

If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. Learn some very basic manners. You have no idea what you're talking about.

Alexander Swart

I feel like I lack the cultural background to appreciate Jacques because none of the jokes landed for me and it was just a very grating rambling mess. It's a rare guest who takes away my enjoyment so much but I hope other people enjoyed.

Erin Kristina

You are too dense to get it. It takes a level of hip, smart and funny you haven't reached yet. Keep trying

Dan Howard

No sir, I don't care for this one at all.

Eric

I mostly liked this ep but I’m loving this spicy comment section 🍿🥤

Erin Kristina

I too am old enough to know songs from radio or lp/cd/cassette, rather than what some guy uploading to internet thinks the band is. Least favorite Loverboy single, as well.

Tim O'

Subaru drivers rise up ✊✊

Tim O'

I went to a Catholic school and there was a religion teacher who showed that to every class he taught, every semester. Meaning he watched it at least 10 times a year. He also claimed that he was a spy in East Germany and taught us how to swear in Russian. I miss him sometimes

Erin Kristina

Were you raised by psychopaths? What kind of person says such a thing? Unimaginable the lack of maturity in some people to even think such debased thoughts, let alone type it out in a desperate need to garner negative attention. Online analogy to cutting yourself to feel emotion.

Alexander Swart

I honestly feel like Jacques has like a regional or similar comedy routine that just doesn't land very well. Its like a bunch of theater kid in-jokes being done in a standup routine.

Ian Adelstein

I do not like this Jacques feller

Erin Kristina

The derogatory "slime" has got to go. Not necessary to invent new misogynist terms for American girls and women, we have enough already, thanks. Displays the direct opposite of Trump's security in his masculinity.

Tim O'

Definitely got enough lead in his blood to qualify

Erin Kristina

Slime is not how you would like to be referred to is it? You don't hear that as derogatory?

Jimmy McMillan

Ha! Try weed is a good one. If you've listened to Seeking Derangements you'd know that's not a problem. If anything he does too much of the wrong kind

Braden Maccke

Unlistenable. Jaques is show flow poison. Matt can't come back soon enough.

Fel

I ain’t gonna pay for no ghosts

Austin Williams

Jacques is a fascinating and beautiful creature and I'm glad the zoo people brought him to class.

Baduncadonk

It’s wild when podcasters can’t ease up on pills/kratom for a couple of hours, or turn up on time. Jacques sounds like a drunk slow adult. The only reason I pay for this is to support Matt’s recovery. The show is a mess without him; Will tries, Amber is pretty strong when she’s on, but Felix is half checked-out, and the guests are iffy

Gorgatron888

Honestly, not a fan of the seeking derangements crew. Seems like Will laughs way too hard at not very funny jokes. The SD Instagram page is funnier than the hosts. Hopefully Matt recovers soon.

Jimmy McMillan

I tried out Seeking Derangements after they'd been on Chappo. They were a bit too much for me. After listening to Movie Mindset and getting to know Hesse, tried it out again and enjoy it much more

Austin Williams

I wish all my haters would send me $5 a month.

Jimmy McMillan

Hesse is the straightman on the pod. She and Ben spend most of the show making fun of Jacques and berating him for going on meaningless tangents. Jacques's over the top, sloppy, gay, theater kid vibes aren't for everyone

Natalie

"ohh i love meat but it's so disgusting to put your hands near a dead animal to save the baby and give it constant medical care you're just virtue signaling" ....no babe i think you're just not a very selfless person and that's ok

Owen Webster

This guest is so annoying lmao

Cory Gipson

Maybe I’m not too familiar with the SD crew, but I find it hard to believe Jacques could be so oblivious to incredibly basic, widely disseminated facts about Trump and the world at large. It must be a blessing to be so blissfully unaware of events occurring around you and living in a drug-fueled haze.

Cory Gipson

Felix being half-checked out is kind of his thing. He’s always been the weakest link on the show for me, but occasionally he drops some pretty funny jokes. The show is desperately missing Matt, though. He’s the intellectual heart of the show, and it suffers a lot when he can’t offer his perspective through a comprehensive historical lens.

ZombiePelican

As a local, my favorite New Orleans trope is random dipshits from out of town moving here thinking they're main characters or some shit and this is where their journey begins only to end up just another violent crime statistic

somedongus

this guy is a fuckin loser

Alexander Swart

I don't really have time to do that, nor desire tbh. I think I would think less of myself if I found myself enjoying comedy of this quality.

B P

You have no idea what you’re talking about.

Joshua Deen

I’m glad we are all in agreement Jacques annoying as fuck. I thought I might just be out of touch or having a stroke. Man needed to be bullied harder in Highschool and college.

Nah

I liked Jacques even though he did fuck up on the Journey/Loverboy thing. For that, he should obviously be banned from the show, but with less ignominy than these other commenters suggest, and I would also accept him cutting off a section of a finger, Yakuza style.

Purple Lemons

I believe it's called bisexuality

m@tt

If Theo Von was born in Brooklyn

Torgeir Tannenwald

Jacques is too dangerous to have on, his ideas are too subversive.

andrew rogers

I don't really get why this ep has made people mad. sometimes it's cool to have a fuck-around episode where the guest is a really dumb guy who isn't very funny. That can still be a good hang I do think it's weird how often Jacques chalks not knowing stuff up to age differences when it just seems like he doesn't really know things. It's fine to be stupid, he should own it

andrew rogers

Also wanna say it's odd that they talk about the rich men liking broadway thing being a relic of years past, as if Hamilton never happened and consultants don't still shiv each other for Back to the Future or Water for Elephants tickets

Jackson

Jacques pulling the cultural appropriation discourse out for avatar is hilarious

Robert

Jacques was great, these comments are even better. It’s like when Gilbert Gottfried was on Stern. Half the audience loved him and half the audience hated him.

Jackson

Why are you here

Erin S

As someone who lives 10 min from Mar-a-lago, there isn't a golf course on the Mar-a-lago property. The Trump International Golf Course sits about 2 miles away on the mainland sandwiched between our main post office and the county jail. I have heard Trump just calls the jail a government building when asked what the building is. Mar-a-lago once was a private residence, but for tax purposes he changed it to a private club. The town of Palm Beach ruled in 2021 that he couldn't use it as his main private residence since it's now zoned differently. But like everything else with Trump there haven't been any consequences for him not obeying the town's orders.

Johan Stefonski

Love Jacques, love sd. Imbicile commentariat evidently can't handle losing a couple IQ points whenever my boy Jacques speaks. Sad. My psyche is soft and pliable and can absorb a limitless amount of slurred speech. Your psyches have chipped and shattered after only a single utterance.

Bryan Jennings

Chris just cutting in to say "Every Chapo listener is VIBRATING to know what the response to this will be" when Jacques starts bombing on Avatar was perfect. He knows us so well.

stop watcherman

All the nerds really exposing themselves with this one

katie

never heard Jacques so coherent, loving it 🩷

Terrance McDonald

So much mean gay white man energy from Jacques today

Danny

The lil Texas shoutout had me tear up a bit. We need like 6-10 Jacques visits a year. Perfect podcast

Doug Cartel

Yo why the fuck is CTH vibing so hard with 2010 me re: music

Poppy Chulo

What even was this? An energy drink commercial? The UAE cut ties with Israel and its come out the IOF murdered those world kitchen workers in 3 consecutive strikes. Iran is getting ready to strike back for the consulate bombing, and the United States told Iran directly they had no knowledge that Israel was going to do that. Lots of material for Chapo to cover.

Antipaganda

I just want their on-air reaction to what he actually looks like.

Scoot

James Cameron is the worst director ever *doesn't realize what movies James Cameron actually made*

monkeyshines

no more jacques please, thanks, toodeloo

Daniel

Blundetto? Irrelevant to the plot? I can’t even say his name…

Ksizzle

Big jump to call that misogynistic, it may be crude and gross you out but misogyny is based on hatred or contempt. Making up slang words for pussy is not in and of itself hateful, objectifying? sure i guess. Also lol did you just hand it trumps masculinity?

Antipaganda

With how angry Matt is all the time, it's amazing he didn't explode before this. Also, his body may be a dump stat, but Matt's mind got all those points and more.

Tim O'

Your $60/year is not making or breaking Matt's recovery. If you don't like the show, stop listening to it.

Billiam

i didn’t know jacques was a dj!

Lisa Ballard

If only ShowPig wasn't on a work night I would have driven up to see it

Obnounce

GREAT EPISODE!!!!!

Frederick Durst

This is the dumbest guest you’ve ever had

Frederick Durst

I think Matt in his current state would still be able to form a more coherent sentence than Jacques

Wiggle

And yet somehow more annoying than a regular gay guy

Garrat M

Jacques had me most of the episode, lost me when he started shitting on James Cameron. But then won me back when he started shitting on Avatar.

Hank

Gay

Nick Morolda

Jacques was too goddamn much.

tanmantincan

Jacques is a good and funny and anyone who thinks otherwise is wrong 😊

Chris T

You guys ever eat pasta with chop sticks? Pretty fun

Tom T

Drobitussin the c & s gawd

zach

“Lockheed & Martin” lmao

Baduncadonk

I like Matt; we have no idea what his financial situation is.

Dick Wolf

Thought they all left during the pamdemic

Clammy_Damp

A man can’t live on bread alone. Sometimes he needs some gay gumbo slop.

Clammy_Damp

Coherence is not the measure for Jacques’ greatness.

Joel.

I thought he was doing a bit ha

Ohn Jorazio

If you don’t like Jacques then fuck you tbh

Hey_Blinkin

Commenting just because of the Peep Show reference.

Blorst of times

Guest has Man of the Year era Robin Williams energy

Poppy Chulo

Hey Tim how about you shut the fuck up and let fans with different opinions post what they want? Thanks cunt.

Poppy Chulo

Erin you have made at least four retarded posts now, that's enough.

Frida Almaraz

Racoons, adorable as they are, can be far more dangerous than opossum.

Chris T

Or in Jacques case cuminyourasstown

Doug Cartel

In the year of our Lord Black Jesus 2024 we are doing the "I want to speak to your manager" bit unironcally, amazing

joe

The govt should deem Jacques culturally significant. His lifestyle should be taxpayer funded.

somedongus

Oh wait, no, this guy is a huge fuckin moron

Gubriel

You could try out thinking less of yourself and see how it goes

Dick Must Bust

Constantly interrupting to contribute absolutely nothing. And Tony B was an inconsequential character!? He was the Gavrilo Princip of the NY/NJ war, gtfoh. Please get better soon Matt.

Matthew Krueger

That the "royal we" Ross? To answer your question: you can and you did! I hope it makes you feel good.

Matthew Krueger

Even just one bonus episode of him narrating an Ace Combat Twitch stream...

Declan Kennedy

A lot of Jacques slander here, I thought this slop was pretty hearty personally. Since we came up twice in this episode I have to drop some Australia lore. Took my daughter to the Australian Reptile Park over Easter and saw the platypus, they are pretty great up close. Also the nursery they breed them in is called a platypusary which always sounds obscene to me. And Clive Palmer is the perfect person to try to bring back the Titanic since he's mostly notable these days for allegedly trying to import Hitler's car, and spending so much money on his failing political party at the last election that it broke records for the most money spent on a campaign, and resulted in them winning exactly one senate spot.

MrMojoRisin

Business secret of the pharaohs was an unexpected reference lol

Cameron

s/o west palm

Matthew Krueger

So much Jacques hate here is kind of a bummer. I like the ebb and flow of the guests and the eps and I don't feel like they all have to be made for me. If they want an easy ep where they don't spend an hour talking about how awful everything is now and again they can have it. Lighten up ffs - there's another Derek Davison ep just around the corner. Jacques is a brain breaking combination of brilliant and stupid, he's like an E1 character come to life. Today, he won me over with the Neil Young Philadelphia mention - I still remember how pissed I was when Springsteen got the oscar and Young didn't.

Jake the Accountant

Chris is right we were vibrating when the Avatar slander came on

Greg

Lotta good music on Frenchmen st south of royal

Greg

Jacques is both wrong about JC and a great guest. I can both enjoy his presence and wish Matt a speedy recovery. It's called Dialectics, people!

Elliot Matheny

Not impressed by Jacques. Seems like one of those guys with funny life stories but isn’t that funny or insightful on mic

Elliot Matheny

To be fair, Robby Suave was a guest back in the day (debates count)

Jon Holcombe

Working for the weekend is by LoverBoy not journey.

Markus Kraköwski

Wtf. Steve Buscemi is goated in the sauce stop down talking him, he played kruschev

Owen Morawitz

Ah yes, Clive "fighting the Chinese mongrels" Palmer

Elchapokabra

Might as well have my boss at Target on if you’re having Jacques on. Dude is just as misinformed as him.

Eric

Yeah but is he as *compelling*?

Creamy Goodness

First episode I could not finish. I’d rather listen to the boys list IDF atrocities than that fucking dumbass.

Axel

This is nothing compared to what the man will dish out on Seeking Derangements.

Brian Brain

Matt's Bayou impersonation was sorely missed on this episode

Lono's Oboe

I really didn't gel with Jacques and found them very abrasive and disharmonious to the flow of the show 10/10.

Claire Costigan

Jacques is fun. The man is not a politics guy, and that's fine. He's a good time.

Tyler Berglund

Finally someone talking sense about James Cameron on Chapo. James Cameron is bullshit.

atm

which is why I love him.

atm

and then they rolled over and didn't even fight for their darling! disappointing.

Char Kelly

Jacque admitting he lead to the death of the ducks 🤣

Tea for the Tillerman

Chris nailed it, Biden’s playlist is the oogum boogum song on loop

Tyler S

That intro was the most lucid and coherent Jacques has ever been

Boots Riley

The original version of Nothing Compares To You was performed by The Family, not Prince. Prince wrote it but only did his version after Sinead O'Connor.

Taylor Fredrickson

Made it 11 min. So obnoxious and trying way too hard.

Bob Al-Greene

Glad they finally did a sequel to the Brandon Wardell episode

lake

This was so funny ! I did not know Jacques was trans

Sarah Stinard-Kiel

Thank you Jacques for speaking truth to Cameron on Chapo. Never understood their love for that hack

Sarah Stinard-Kiel

Wow fuck all y’all. I could listen to Jacques for hours

Olivia Kali

Unlike the rest of you I enjoy someone ranting free-associatevly into my ears

J.v.D

the gruel is worryingly thin this time

danny

Jacque rules everyone is malding get a different parasocial relationship losers

Ruby Lee

James Cameron loves love stories and coming of age stories. A major story of The Way of Water retells a Maori folk tale called The Whale Rider.

BIG BONEZ MALONE

Would like to formally invite Felix to the Air Capital of the World: Wichita Kansas. Come on down and see how the big birds are built my friend

C. Andrew

Felix used to be my best friend until I learned his favorite American jet is the F-22 and not mine, the F-15, and we are now mortal enemies.

McMiller

This person needs an intervention!

Biannual Beats

All you haters would love Seeking Derangements they’re mean to Jacques the whole time

CleO

Some of you really hate to have fun

Jaime Christley

Jacques’ AVATAR diss cooled the room like the old MadTV sketch where Michael McDonald is the sole white guy on a black panel show and at one point says “niggardly”

Jay-Z Pants

I’ll change your life with DJing and I definitely have a drug problem!

Jon Lyons

carrying more than 4 AMRAAMs is bourgeois

ploob

4th?

Ty Drown

Refreshing to hear the perspective that nostalgia for “November Rain” (1991) is a sign of age whereas nostalgia for “Losing My Religion” (1991) is eternal.

Dez Martin

Worst guest since Taibi, super annoying

Reece Coren

if you don’t like this episode you’re biphobic

Stop the Spread

Thank you Jacques for telling those assholes about Avatar. Both of them. Fuck Cameron, too. Only Terminator 2 was good.

Isaac

Jacques has a much better flow on seeking derangements when he has two other people who are happy to mercilessly shit on him. I think there was also a lot of nerves causing worse motor mouth than usual. Would have been a better episode with Hesse there too.

Cody

Night Swimming was fucking awesome yo

Cody

the trap house stans Buscemi

Coolsoy

Has this guy actually ever listened to a podcast? I half-see why people might like this guy, but holy shit this was hard to get through. Just a bit of self-restraint would go a really long way.

PC

Was worth it for “The Official Movie Man.”

Nick M

This is the first time since Matt’s been on LTIR that his starting position is under threat, Jacques was fantastic.

Gamer Michael Douglas

Oh my my my what will I do with this week’s portion, feed my sow’s mayhaps?

lkmewqa

@erin You said nothing nice. Shouldn’t you have said nothing at all?

Jack Sweeney

Tell Jacques Linda Hamilton lives on the West Bank of New Orleans

Jeremy

Fun episode but Jacques’ hate for James Cameron is counter-revolutionary

g$

chapo convinced me to revisit avatar and converted me to a cameron believer just to listen to these fucking cowards let a stranger trash him

Liam Egan

Fun facts about the Titanic 2 guy; - When being interviewed on morning show tv, he called Rupert Murdoch’s wife a Chinese spy - he sued a YouTuber for defamation because they called him ‘fatty mcF*ckhead’

MATT TRIANO

Yeah how is he a precocious preteen AND ALSO somehow grew up on R.E.M Losing My Religion

BIG BONEZ MALONE

Never knew who he was before hand, came across as some manic theater kid with a coke issue. the fact he went unchecked on Cameron is worrying

Blair Rancich

I enjoyed the ep- though I can't help feeling Matt would never have let Jacques get off so easy on their criminal slander of Cameron. I'm open to differing opinions on Avatar, but the man directed goddamn Aliens!

kallampero

Someone tell Jacques that Linda Hamilton lives and walks her dog in New Orleans

Evysaurus

The collaboration of the century. Simply iconic. I love you Jacques. Many smiles per minute on this one 💕

TFARR

Swing and a miss with Jacques

Mac daddy

First song I thought of as one Trump would love is You Sexy Thing. I dunno why lol

Shaunda Swearingen

It's not even true that 3rd class was only served potatoes. Lmao

thicchatlogan

definitely the least fun of the SD crew

SF

Idk guys, phantom of the opera soundtrack is prettttttty good

YourBabysFather

Who brought their retarded little brother?

Kconn58

Love Chapo but Avatar sucks! Thank God someone was able to speak some truth

thicchatlogan

yeah avatar is the quintessential middling 2010s blockbuster and I refuse to believe felix wasn't being ironic when he made it a regular fixation on the show

thicchatlogan

Cameron is goated, but Avatar is a standard C minus blockbuster. the true Third Way

EaZy E

Hearing about Jacques living on energy drinks and dabs make me feel seen.

J

not gonna stand for this anti-possum slander

Jonathan Szerszen

This guest sucks so much, please never have him on again

Zack Burke

Loving the Chapo commitment to not pronouncing fucking anything correctly.

Dylan C.

Chapo rage-bait

Luke B

This guest is the Chapo equivalent of having Holden McNeely on Last Podcast on the Left

mintymeetch

try playing in traffic more

DK

Go to any gas station in a rural area and strike up a conversation with the skinny white guy bumming cigarettes out front

Jessica S

I agree, Matt would’ve sparred more for sure, lol. But to Jacques credit, right before they got back to the topic article, they mentioned Aliens among the list of Cameron’s other movies and Jacque tone perked up and he started to say something to the effect of maybe he needed to reconsider but they (wisely) moved on, lol!

Jessica S

I’m a regular SD listener and it was interesting how different Jacque came across with the Chapo crew. I sympathize with Jacques when Ben jumps on him for screaming into the mic but 9 out of 10 times it’s b/c they won’t let him finish his thought. Sure, he says the wrong name or word, but when he isn’t interrupted for it he’s actually really witty and on topic! lol. I think all people, to varying degrees, shape themselves around the dynamics of those present, and some personalities are more pronounced, Jacques being very pronounced. I say this as a pronounced person myself. Anyways, I throughly enjoyed the episode guys!!

Jessica S

They follow the True Anon rule that you can pronounce any word however you want…although they usually apply that to names.

Agent Grange

I'll give it to you straight-- I thought Jacques said there was "Elf DNA" in that drink and brotherman my ears perked up. Completely unrelated, I love the way Jacq exclusively refers to Lockheed-Martin as "Lockheed and Martin"

Percle

Jacques haters must die

Sabina Steele

Jacque is a fun time but its easy to have too much

Paypig 4711

Thank you Jacques for not giving a single shit about the tired James Cameron dickriding meme.

Patrick Tracy

I was really worried when Felix showed up late that they wouldn't go back and describe the bootleg energy drink all over again. Imagine my delight when they took the time to reiterate this riveting topic.

chronye

excellent

True Horror Productions

Fucking hall of fame episode just like all the SD/Chapo crossovers. One day I will garner clout enough to book jacques on my dumb little show just to weed out the fake podcast heads who will bitch about it. Bravo yall

DaleAndrews1st

I can’t really pinpoint why exactly, but I can confidently say this guy sucks and I’m not at all interested in his podcast.

Toshio42

That's why climate change is happening: they want the ice bergs hitting Titanic II to be smaller.

Valerie

What is this anti-possum slander???!

Dan

100%

Dan

Dick ride much?

Dan

I can handle 15 mins

Dan

I got all the Jacques I need.

BrotherWoodrow

“Working for the Weekend” was not Journey. For fucks sake.

Dan

lol ur telling on urself

Dan

I agree he should own being a dipshit.

Dan

Gottfried is a comic, a stand alone act, Jacques is exposed to be a boring hack when he goes it alone. The meanest thing the boys did this ep was being nice to Jacques.

True Horror Productions

Buddy I heard this mother fucker tell that story about the army uniform with the nipples cut out a few years ago and I still laugh about it every time I think about it. Listened to these shows for years now and I'm very comfortable declaring how great they are in front of you and the rest of the internet. Maybe find yourself something to ride on and cheer up, ol' sourpuss

FeloniousUnc

Jacques ain’t lyin’…ever since I was a wee teen, I’ve been wondering why everyone wasn’t as psyched as I am about “Petey’s Bing Energy Drink”…🔥🔥🔥

Luke Witherell

I love Jacques with all my heart even tho I hate half of his opinions

Drew

Sheeeeeeesh

lake

How does anyone not love every second of this??

Oswald Rectum, DDS

I’ve never accidentally fired a nail gun into my frontal lobes, but I can’t imagine listening to this is *that* different an experience

angel

I think this is the most lucid I've ever heard Jacques

hellsonly

Rocky Horror, Hedwig, and Repo, the Genetic Opera

Zane

Don’t ever have this retard on again

Merfius

Please make Jacques a permanent co-host. God Bless!

Johan Schmidt

Jacques is so coherent in this episode.. Maybe the problem with SD is everyone but him..

lake

Cry about it

FeloniousUnc

Have you seen that film? It’s brilliant

FeloniousUnc

Why is everyone whining about this guy? I thought he was pretty great

Mattposter69

just wanna rebut some crybabies and say I love Jacques

Richard

Unfortunately Jacques gives off some of that energy by juicing Linda Frickey’s death, which happened 2 years ago.

Seph

I kept having to turn this off. This guest sucks dude.

Chris T

Will’s gonna be working at Raisin Caines in DT BK if he doesn’t get better about putting these episodes out on schedule!

Blair Rancich

Okay that's good to hear- I'm a commute listener so I must have missed that in the shuffle ha.

519

Genuinely unlistenable! Great work boys

Me

Avatar is DOGSHIT! Thank you, Jacques.

danny

funny is funny get over yourself

syd

Kari is allowed to do absolutely whatever she wants

Dammit Joe

Jacque is so wrong about possoms

Elder millennial

I was wondering about that. Also maybe a mic problem

Alex Thorne

Please god tell me there are no other seeking derangements cohosts

Justin Stanley

About 4 minutes was too much in my case

Valentino

Fuck the haters, we love Jacques

lake

The people who are hating on Jacques are just mad cuz he’d never fuck them

Mark

Jacques is the fuckin best 😂😂😂😂

Frank

They do seem to bully him more, which makes him more defensive, which makes him sound more dumb, which makes them make fun of him more.

MATT TRIANO

That person deserves bullying if this is his ADULT PERSONA

MATT TRIANO

If your soul is dead sure it's worthless I get that

MATT TRIANO

It's ok not to presume so hard all over everyone

lake

Loser

angel

Usually there's a lot more screaming

Mangomoosh

Pretty sure I read somewhere that one of Trump’s favorite songs is the Peggy Lee song Is that all there is.

john

You’ll Cowards Don’t Even Smoke Jacques

J. A.

Come on boys im feening

J. A.

I'm outside the parks slope mansion begging for slop. I neeeeeed it

Andro Guy

The gaps between episodes is getting longer and longer

Science Bitch

If the show wasn’t paying his hospital bills surely they would put it out of its misery

Science Bitch

Yeesh. The show continues to circle the drain without Matt. RIP his left hemisphere

Andrew Cross

next ep is going to be Jacques on the 3rd mic as well

Annie Brennan

I’m gonna cry that everyone is hating on Jacques he’s the best ever and I love him

Mike Mariano

Whenever there’s a delay in my head I hear “Chapo when the slop is late, Poochy U2 NRA...” to They’ll Never Stop The Simpsons. Nobody needs to hear this but I’m going to post it anyway. OK; see you.

Jon

Personally I’m a fan of guests that don’t share the exact sensibilities as the boys. Give me this over another self-serious Brendan James episode all day

DRV

"I don't think about class much I mostly drink bang energy drink and do dabs"

BTULTRA

this fan base made Jacques sad and I fucking hate y’all for it

Randall j buttonholer

This is the only Chapo episone that I couldn't finish. Jaques is not funny. Pure cringe. Hearing the guys screaming with laughter at what sounded like a dull drag queen routine was sad.

The Drug War Podcast

Is it possible that Jacques doesn’t suck or rule but a secret third thing?

Gubriel

Many in this comment section do not seem like they'd be fun at parties

Rio

In the same way that the US was able to turn Castro socialist, Jaques can turn me in a homophobe.

nataliee

I love Jacques!!

BlackWolfSkinwalker

Everyone: blah blah Jacques blah blah Me: thirsting for Mar-a-lago and praising fancy restaurants is even more disgustingly bourgeois than usual

Vivian Irby

Jacques is right about Avatar, it's turds.

Tyler S

Anyone shit talking about Jacques is a fucking loser that should go try getting laid instead of whining about guest hosts on a podcast

Sasha Kosek

I need to know what Jacques told Chris to change his life RE: Serato.

1 1

Possums don't carry diseases like other critters and they can't carry rabies

David DeCorte

No smoke with Jacques except for his anti-possum slander. I have a family of possums living under my house, and they're very sweet and cute little guys.

Spica

That Nightswimming remix is an abomination.

Spica

It was by Loverboy, which has always sucked.

Sarah Conroy

Jacques was amazing omg 💜 he’s wrong about Saffron and Billy though lol

Dan

lol, come up for some air dude.

lake

fancy restaurants are nice

lake

Is this perhaps homophobic

TFARR

Hessa rules. But I agree otherwise

TFARR

Not to mention Gina’s Succession in Jabbas palace trouble with all her cunt kids

Justin Stanley

This and Girl God in a photo finish for worst episode of all time

Derwood

Jacques is a top tier guest. Really testing the limits of whether or not the Avatar adoration is a joke or not. Bravo.

MATT TRIANO

He's screaming this entire episode what an insecure worm

Dan

Sorry didnt realize this comment section is for dickriders only. I’ll show myself out.

max

I appreciated Jacques's sincerity, but I did feel like he presented as really immature

Hall wingfield

I got less mad at Jacques for hating Avatar when he said Nancy Myer was his favorite director. If his ideal movie is It's Complicated I can see why it wasn't his kind of movie

Hall wingfield

I hate the way it sounds. Haven't disliked a specific piece of slang more since Cyberpunk 2077 referred to partners as "output"

Wesley Campbell Caretto

Jacques got such a dangerous confidence boost when Chris confirmed they were right about the Neil Young Philadelphia song that it empowered them to launch into a Cameron-phobic rant. There's really no other guest doing it quite like them.

DaddyB

What’s the cowboy bebop song Jacques was referencing

Spica

I think Michael Stipe would agree, there's nothing wrong with sucking dick.

elliott

jacques going on an anti-Avatar rant on Chapo this is the best day of my life

Ceruleania

I feel like this dude tries really hard to be funny

Ceruleania

Bing is good though. It’s way better than tacky ass Bang

Jonny Blade

Jacques arrived in Pandora and immediately went full Karen