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The Pendejo boys are back ostensibly to cover some new Greg Abbott shenanigans out of Texas, but we also look at the ICC seeking arrest warrants for Netanyahu and Yoav Gallant, the collapse of Red Lobster, a GOP candidate out of Missouri literally running against being “weak and gay,” and Chiefs’ kicker Harrison Butker’s redpilled address to Benedictine graduates. 

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Marcel Szabo

Nice to see the Pendejo boys back !

Merfius

Love me some Pendejo

Rene Saller

Gomez is vying to be the next Dana Loesch. I bet they hate each other, too, in that narcissism-of-minor-differences kind of way. I swear we're not all reactionary bitches in St. Louis.

Viv Kemp

Hell yeah, let's go Pendejo! Although is anyone else having trouble downloading this or is this just a me problem?

David Browm

I'm reading the Wheel of Time series and the sniper rifle forms hit me pretty good. Just imagining Rand shifting into "360 No Scope Headshot" form to relax but also stay frosty

busty maiden

weight vests are so funny. you mean to tell me i can have all the benefits of simulating extra weight on my joints, tendons and bones while running in a coat? sign me up!

Juan Gonzalez

Bucee’s Brigade where are you?

Jim Chapman

The US isn’t a member of the ICC. It doesn’t get a say.

Andrew Cross

Israelis basically invented gunkata but for real bro

T.A. Martin

"What's the sporting world coming to when we're talking about an idiot kicker?" -- Peyton Manning. Yeah, Manning's a dickhead, but he's not wrong.

Alez

Waffle Poet

The Palestinian death toll stopped rising because the Gaza Ministry of Health, its personnel, and its infrastructure have ceased to exist.

Matthew chester

The Episode isn’t showing in my Overcast, anyone else?

Andy Arnette

This is not showing up in my RSS feed. Is it just me or anyone else having this issue?

Lee Ohlman

Can see it but cannot download

Hilary is Pant-suited Syphilis

The Democrats only chance in 2024 is assembling a team of Ron Perlman, Stephen King, Eddie Vedder, the liberal driller, and the entire Dropkick Murphy’s to take out every Republican voter (mostly via live performance and social media clap backs).

Jakew

As a Texas State student, I appreciate the shoutout lol

Jake Lewis

we love the pendejo boys don’t we folks

Wario Argento

“Gavelston” where all international justices go to vacation

Jacob

Greatest series ever written

Jacob

If anyone cares, as a gay catholic communist from the area near Benedictine and a life long chiefs fan I have a little extra info, butker was in a Latin rite cult, he's a CINO as far as a lot of people are concerned, the nuns have disavowed his speech, Benedictine is actually an ok school with pretty mixed politics, butker has has had shitty politics for years so it's only shocking that this is the thing he's said that's gone viral

b-rar

Preach sis, thank you for modeling strong Republican gayness

Doug Cartel

Of the 1200-1400 people killed on oct 7, roughly half of them have military ranks preceding their names on the memorial lists, so there is a huge chance that the 10 year old with a COD4 kill streak killed at least a few of those guys This is why you cant let your kids play titanfall 2 The wall jumping makes you too good for overwatch and that translates to the real world Edit: "black people ate too much shrimp" reminds me of the eco fascists who tried to blame all climate change on immigrants shitting in the streets and throwing candy wrappers in the river. Way too dependent on random acts by individuals who all share a single ID

William

No person running for congress can do more than 5mi at one time

Doug Cartel

My assumption that the "30,000 killed in gaza" is based on how many have been killed by weapons, but israel has said over and over that famine, drought and disease were going to do most of the legwork this time, so it absolutely must be at least 250,000. Not to fetishize numbers or do genocide Olympics but seriously, theres no way that 30k is based on all types of deaths.

Darbley

It's odd. Mine shows up, but I cannot download it.

Dingus

No rss :(

Thomas Clark

As Dingus has said, this also isn't on my RSS

Petrorenminbi

MTG looks like Lee Corso in bad drag

Doug Cartel

I'm breaking my posting limit but this ep has too many JPM (jokes per minute) so fuck you But what if the "saudi arabia did 9/11" is related to the govt saying aliens are real Is this all a psyop or is the govt run by schizophrenics now Or am I the schizophrenic idk

Ian H

Feeling very blessed as a Ravens fan right now to have an extremely Catholic kicker who has the sense to *never* talk about anything besides kicking footballs.

Garrat M

I'm in a group chat with some of the guys I still talk to from when I played college football at Indiana State and one of the dudes played for GT with Butker before that dude transferred to ISU. He said every football party they had that Butker went to, Harrison would always make out with and tried to fuck at least 3 dudes. After my buddy transferred between our junior and senior year (me, Butker and my friend were in the same graduation year). I guess Butker's girlfriend, now wife, made him go to conversion therapy and I guess it made him super fucking Catholic.

Kolisi’s Stepson

Who was the big Twitter account talking about Not Like Us?

neowave

Not showing for me either.

Zack Burke

Just as a little cherry on top- tons of Hebrew is literally made up, because there weren't words for modern things in the ancient dead language. And you get shit like Banana being the same word, but pronounced like someone doing a fake isreali accent.

Brent Johnson

This now lives in my head rent free

Cardiac

So ‘Equilibrium’ but it’s young Bale circa Empire of the Sun.

Justin

I just pray I live to see Israel reap what they've sown.

chapotraphouse

Figuring it out, in the meantime it’s also in the old public SoundCloud feed

Dan

This one really dragged

jjmm

Love me some Schulz hate

chapotraphouse

Tried something, hopefully the rss issue should be fixed, let me know if it's still not working.

chapotraphouse

Ok tried something, hopefully fixed, let me know if it's still not working.

Jacob

I've joked for a couple years now about the heinous things I'd do to get the Chiefs to trade Butker for Tucker 😭😭😭

Andy Arnette

Works for me now, thanks Chris!

Peanut Horse

1:07:40 yes that friend of mine watches every kill Tony, I think if ppl like my friend just got prescribed a studio room to riff slur jokes for 15 minutes straight to some AI version of Tony Hinchcliffe that kind of goes along with it and validates his experience, he would feel some type of post-nut clarity that would get it all out of his system for a few days so he can live life normal again

Garrett McLeod

Can’t believe they referenced Bolivar peninsula! I used to fish around there as a kid other wise even I as a houstonian wouldn’t know wtf it is

Kesha Credit

Once upon a time there were pervasive complaints of slave labor on both fishing vessels and shrimp farms linked to Thai Union.

Clay M

I have it on good authority thag Harrison Butler fucked a male cheerleader while at GT.

Ed Edell

Pendejo episodes best episodes

Of course

the icc prosecutor did exactly what was expected: name two "israeli" occupation leaders (which will have no effect), then name three palestinians... including Ismail Haniyeh who is conducting ceasefire talks in Doha and Cairo... how convenient if you want to sabotage any possibility to stop "Israel"/USA's destruction of Gaza

Micah Daigle

crazy to hear deep sea diver brought up. saw them years ago in a tiny venue. put on an amazing set

Jawn Feddermang

I’m getting all of yall fired from Jimmy John’s

Nathan Myers

You can’t get Boones Farm in NYC

At Your Disservice

Or a small meteorite destroying the stage during the Biden Trump debate.

Jacob Garza

Saying Krav Maga doesn’t work is antisemitism

William

I’ll just feel so much safer if Bee Bee Net and Yahoo is taken off the streets. Get that arrest warrant!

boki

Love it. Serbians. :) we always seam to creep into conversations.

K102.1FM Mornings w/ Jonny Corndogs

My holdout for "funniest election outcome ever" is a Biden/Trump debate (the ABC one, in the studio with no audience) where one of them (doesn't matter who) is talking, stops, grabs their chest, and keels over. The other one, seeing their opponent fall over and [REDACTED] on the floor, immediately bursts into a fatal fit of laughter, they too grab their chest and fall over [REDACTED] on the floor. Now, both candidates are [REDACTED] on the carpeted floor, the camera man frames both bodies perfectly, and the only thing we hear on the video feed is panicked yelling from the producer's room (think the "DON'T TOUCH HIM" Kinney/ED209 scene from Robocop). This outcome would easily outrank the Budd Dwyer final press conference. Even funnier is that both establishment parties would have to do the primaries ALL OVER AGAIN.

Ian H

Yeah when I saw the video of Valentina Gomez with the flamethrower talking about "dís grumín buks" in my grandmother's exact accent I realized how lucky I am that Latin evangelicals were still fringe when she came here.

No1BASICCHANNELFAN

Damn Jake rlly got a sexy singing voice. Grown n sexy mhmmm

Gert

Kat Williams slurs unnecessary.

Wyatt Rogers

I appreciate Will telling the truth that Serbians aren’t white. Coming from Croat immigrants myself, everybody knows that Yugoslavia was the Mexico of Europe

lunchables

Omg I’m so glad Valentina Gomez came up, her brother works for the mayor of Jersey City. The mayor is running for governor and I want her to destroy his campaign

Reece Coren

all Palestinian children know gun kata. Felix taught them

Jose Jaimes-Ramos

There was a period in Yugoslavia where Mexican culture and music was popular. There's at least a few photos of yugoslav cowboys.

Blake B

I appreciate the Jesuit school caveat Will 😂 go Zags

Wyatt Rogers

Big homie’s name was Tito for god’s sake

NJT

Krav Maga is definitely the specialty for the Sperm Retrieval Unit

The Children of Jack Acid

I love how Texans and Louisianans pronounce the Bolivar Peninsula as "bolluver."

Agent Grange

We need to impose sanctions on the ICC so they can never go to Buc-Ees again.

Cool Adam

Anyone know the song at the end? Hilarious!

Dillon Cummins

Great sports talk this ep between MMA, NFL and Dallas Mavs but I was hoping id get 10 minutes of Amber bullying Will over the Knicks series. Also maybe Felix can say something about the White Sox' hot start next ep

Ksizzle

Lmao “they were hanging out with the black r kelly”

Nick Paradise

I enjoyed the episode except for when Will went on the 5 minute rant that had multiple “hard R’s” and F-slurs. See you boys next week.

ham

It’s a little weird y’all seem to think Hamas isn’t a terrorist organization. I agree isreal has taken their response too far and should stop, but Hamas isn’t a peaceful organization. Would also be cool if you all got some new topics or diverse guests so you’re not just constantly agreeing with yourselves.

Dan

I hope Red Lobster remains in Canada, like Toys R Us has.

Axel H.

Destiny fan spotted.

Podcast subscriber 78

The guest said he has friends who are evil cocksucker disgusting garbage people. Idk, that’s just a really funny statement.

Podcast subscriber 78

I hate every one of these fucking “comedy” podcasts. Schulz sucks but has anyone seriously tried listening to “Matt and Shane”? It’s literally just like: “Yeah man *mumble* fucking whatever the fuck, like screw that movie.” “- Hahaha yeahhh *long vocal fry* *cough*. It’s fucking like that, like last time whatever.” “Yeah fuck it man what we got goin’ on this week.” “- wow did you see this. YouTube fucking youtube video conservatives liberals going Craaaaazy.” “Yeah man fucking November and shit.” The Adam Friedland Show is basically this, as well, sorry to say.

jjmm

Jeez Louise. I mean I love cum town. Matt and Shane has it's moments, but lately I think they've made too much money. Shane is very talented comedically in my opinion but he went back on free college for people which was really disappointing. Which I know is dumb cause I'm in the chapo comment section lol

Will Elliot

I hate Jake. I love Thomas.

Mark Schneider

Can't even spell "isreal" right in a post defending it. Hey, moron, look up the old Gateway Pundit tweet getting angry because he thought a tweet saying "Sasquatch Is Real" was anti-Semitic. Them's your people, dawg.

Brian Long

Love the French tips on toe nails lmao

ham

Loving the weak and gay male comment section

Ty Baron

The low rent Cum town crew

Cade Glenn

“Hamas isn’t a peaceful organization” yeah they’re fighting a war?

Axel H.

Wow, homophobia too, ham? Not a good look!

Jake Lewis

thomas is a sweet boy i agree

T

Really trying hard to prove you're not Israeli by calling yourself "ham"

Mike Loudin

Weird, that was actually my favorite part

Lizard

Link to the shitty animation?

Ross Moore

Apologies I thought you meant retarded

ploob

Licorice Pizza will never hit the same

The Steel Harvest

idk why I would expect Will and Felix to know much about martial arts but... as a guy that got into Krav because it was using the BJJ and Muay Thai I already studied in interesting combinations. To be real, I am pretty sure the first "mixed" martial art in modernity was Jeet Kun Do and Krav was the next. There are bullshido artists in 80% of dojos, tbf. The only thing that really makes Krav feel different is the whole "I deserve to live more than care about rules." It is uniquely Israeli. But my redneck biker kickboxing champ instructor never said one word about any of that. And Krav is definitely not the only school teaching disarms--I learned that in Jiu Jitsu. Honestly, I bet it's a New York thing... the only things in New York that dont suck are imported and generally somebody's stepping on that bag, anyway.

The Steel Harvest

additionally: I cannot tell a lie. I have very actively participated in every "AYCE" event hosted by Red Lobster resulting in near bankruptcy. Crab. Crab. Shrimp. Shrimp. And the most recent shrimp. I am viscerally upset that black people are being blamed for this or given credit. Firstly, no matter what base we lived at, my dad would always find the fish or shellfish spot the black guys told him about and take us out--even in asia. Black people just have better seafood taste. Red Lobster is some buppy shit compared to the place at the far end of MLK Jr Blvd. As a corollary point, I just wanna say, it's probably the folks that think mayo is spicy that even spend money at Red Lobster. And the place is decorated all New England-y. Put two and two together: the racist southerners asking for hot sauce at a Cape Cod style restaurant are playing the oldest trick in the book: 'always say the other side is doing what you are.' The South has conspired to bankrupt the Yankee Red Lobster franchise for decades and nobody is noticing these repeated attempts to rise again. I just want to point out the crimes against the ocean I committed were solely for love of sweet, Leviticus haram shellfish. I want shrimp now.

Gordon Schmidt

People make fun of it a lot, but just a couple guys who know Krav Maga can take out a whole hospital full of 10-year-olds and pregnant women barehanded

Mike Bess

The boys are right, Greg Abbott will never be president. He’ll make an amazing Secretary of Transportation in the fourth Trump administration. #trains

Kestic

The microphone volume "stuttering" on one of the hosts mics makes some episodes unbearable to listen to for me. I'm not sure if it's just way too strict noise cancelling tech lowering the volume or something, but it's very difficult to listen to. I very much love the content of the show, but it's hard for me make out the words sometimes.

Rocky

I went to Benedictine and you are correct. Pretty diverse group of students when it comes to who actually buys into Catholicism. Also, mostly every club/program is ran by very intelligent women.

Trevor

The one pendejo boy who is constantly talking and doing material has to be one of my least favorite Chapo guests ever. The other one who lays back and just chimes in every 10 minutes with a killer one liner has to be one of my favorites. Less is more folks.

Antipaganda

They're not a terrorist organisation. They're militants, guerillas, separatists.

CARRIERHASARRIVED

I've heard Rick Perry is a "Cummer," per Donnie T.

MEAT CLOWN

Pendejo time is a good guest and this was a very funny episode aside from the extremely cringe video game references (I am an epic gamer myself so I'm allowed to say this)

Clean Beans

JewBelong . Com was another one of those annoying ass billboard ad companies

EaZy E

Whats the best resource for watching Israeli tanks get shit on?

K102.1FM Mornings w/ Jonny Corndogs

Even considering their low-tier Operation Paperclip only netted them a small infestation of Ukranian nazi soccer hooligans...and they still have universal healthcare!

Jdav

Ermmmmm isnt it problematic how they’re fighting to get out of their ghettos???? Lil bitch

The Steel Harvest

lol, just remembered how last episode they were making fun of dudes that just quote funny lines from movies. no hate, Alex. just funny.

Alex Thorne

It takes 12 hours to run 22 miles

Redkingdeath

they don’t realise running red lights has nothing to do with traffic and is code for going vamp. It’s peak unaware yt humor and i say that in the best way possible.

Trevor

Nope

Simon Maraya

We have one of the "Hamas is your problem too" ones here in Columbus, Ohio. Like, I really don't think they are 🤷‍♀️

james

So now the kicker is gay😂 guys…. Gays LOVE women..!! It doesn’t add up!

newglarus

This guy is homophobic as fuck

Sheep

Will has an F word pass from going to bear week smh he is allowed to say it

Connor Moloney

I also need to know this! It'd have to be from Jake's band Drunk Uncles

protob1

what are you, gay lol?

AbeLinkin

I know exactly what he’s talking about. My friends with good politics are unathletic and don’t like sports. I have to slum it with the bros who like trump or watch cnn/meet the press in order to have people to watch games with, play basketball, or play a round of golf

Coupcumber

Yeeess. Been waiting forever to hear Felix riff on krav maga.

Jeff White

Same. Saw the around 2004-5 and didn’t realize they were still a band. Will have to see what they’ve been up to since then

christoph.s

Sure like Irgun or lehi. And those guys killed folke Bernadotte Red Cross President, un ambassador, who saved 20.000 people from concentration camps. And the guy who ordered his murderd was yitzak Shamir Israeli later pm. So cry me a river over terrorism.

D.O.D

I liked Thomas tryna join in on being a Pearl Jam hater but then singing a melody from Yellow Ledbetter - a non-album fan favourite song

CJ

Losing my mind at Jake remembering Rachel Millman’s red ball bathtub creep tweet.

Cole Heideman

I listen with one ear at work around steam and brewing noise and hear fine, maybe you're just autistic

Vivi

I'm really getting the sense that Jake is unironically homophobic.

Tristan

Even with all the homophobia, thinking it takes 6-12 hours to run 22 miles is the most offensive to gay people listening.

Dan

I mean, the Healthcare is under constant attack, and is being privatized bit-by-bit, especially here in Alberta. As to the Nazi quislings from Ukraine ( and the Balkans, Hungary, etc.) that we took in, I wouldn't compare it to Paperclip; the guys brought over during operation Paperclip were scientists. At least Wehrner Von Braun could help build a space-faring rocket ship.

Stolzie

The Krav Maga comments are on point. In Canada, K.M. instruction is a ridiculous rip off.

Of course

electronic intifada episodes on youtube often have a segment with jon elmer that show al-qassam brigades and others destroying "israeli" troops, vehicles... with very good (and unabasedly enthusiastic) explanations of what's happening

Lu

Rnn on telegram

Dartwave

ah, a gay bashing episode

Axel H.

I don’t know, maybe I’m not a very good gay, but I didn’t detect any bashing. Not sure what everyone’s freaking out about. I thought it was a good, funny episode.

bravo_delta_echo

Former Texas resident here; the Texas politics bashing could’ve gone way harder. It’s fucking lunacy there nowadays (even more than usual) Whichever Pendejo guy who talked more is kind of a waste of space (not particularly funny or on-point/focused) Video games/martial arts are both right up there with hearing about somebody’s fantasy football team/ordinary workday on the list of most boring conversation topics imaginable

Reilly

Jwxs k R

Gabe

Yeah the comments on this one confused me...

Yoshi

Damn, I guess one thing Hamas, Israeli Fundamentalists, frat bros, lib protesters and Chapo incels have in common is a soy hate for gay people. I would have preferred unity on healthcare, or a ceasefire or something cool like that. Main character syndrome strikes again I guess.

Scot Forsythe

Wop wop wop wop wop wop wop 😂

Tyler Sutherland

my main problem with the Missouri secretary of state candidate is that she's really hot.

Yoshi

Your insecurities and failures are your own

chronye

u can fix her

ploob

That's tea sis.