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842 - Fleet Weak feat. Alex Nichols (6/17/24) (Patreon)

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2024-06-18 05:20:24
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2026-06

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Featured player Alex Nichols returns to look at the creeping criminalization of the “edgar” haircut in Tekkkxas, the jomney sun-ization of the U.S. Navy, the state of the American “young” fascist movement, and Joe Biden’s floundering celebrity outreach program.

Keep an eye out on our Patreon for a new series of Vic Berger videos covering Trump’s time away from the White House in Mar-a-Lago, premiering exclusively at pateron.com/chapotraphouse starting June 18.

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ElverG

No quema cuh suppression smh

Cumtickles

Me and my wife’s boyfriend have secret gay sex listening to Chapo, shhhhh don’t tell her 🤫

SuperDutchoven

Fuck yeah, another Alex episode. Definitely my current favorite guest if you can call the Chapo fym guys “guests”.

Bide

I like this show, it's good.

Last Years Man

"Students led an effort..." Wait, what?!

Andrew Cross

opening with the discourse about the Henry V haircut

A Witherspoon

Can we sacrifice Felix to the Ancient Ones and get Alex+Amber once a week?

Max

Can we promote Alex Nichols to being a full time Chapo?

Coldern

The edgar haircut is cultural appropriation of white european squire hair dos.

Declan Kennedy

this is secret confirmation that Chris is an elder millenial or has an older sibling, not sure which

JD Nonce

Taking off all of my clothes and renting a little row boat and taking it into the middle of a pond to listen to this episode

JD Nonce

26m from the end and I’m still waiting for it…

JD Nonce

Oh right there it is

K H

"we are going to detonate this temu vessel." Go ahead. I don't ship here.

Tvvvv

I was hoping for “feet week.” Post them toesie woesies, please! I like ‘em covered in crud!

Smalls

Alex rocks

Borsas

We love Alex don't we folks?

Michael S. Judge

say what you want, but a restaurant called Besame run by a Mexican who's racist against Mexicans ... if you've lived in Texas, you know that's gonna be absolute fire

josh williams

They keep saying the Navy was woke or gay. It’s soy, top to bottom soy. The CO baking cookies and soy facing. I keep imagining Matt yelling it’s soy, STFU.

T.A. Martin

When butt-cuts are outlawed, only outlaws will have butt-cuts.

Regular guy

I can't believe these guys have never seen the memes of Pinocchio and Aloysius O'Hare with edgar cuts

Evysaurus

Great episode 💕

ry

measurehead is real? 👀

David Bond

If your hair's too long, there's sin in your heart.

Matty C

All modern non-SPEC flag officers are just that guy: wanna be motivational influencers who, probably 6 months before they retire, have a 300k “consultant” job for some MIC or wannabe MIC company where they make 3 phone calls, secure a 5 billion dollar non-bid at their last command, than spend the rest of their life almost getting caught by kick.com pedo hunters.

SHEEBCORE

Mob Psycho 100 joke opportunity missed ._.

Graham Hoese

I have two kids, planning on more. Every night I read them the works of Mao. I'm doing my part 💪

Osborne MOCs

El Camino translates more closely to "the path" than "the way" if anyone cares

William

If Trump hasn’t, I want him to start having beef with de nero. I want to hear truths like, “unhinged former actor Robert too old to act ”

maudlin

Alex is sick, he should be on the show for at least one ep a week

Dean

Alex is good. I don’t watch Twitch so ChapoFYP isn’t my thing, but he’s always gold on the pod

Mac

It’s a play on “perfect 10” like grading a person. Strip club in Austin called PERFECT 10

T

Vic Berger 🫡🫡🫡

T

They'll grow up to be Dengists

Ricardo

I live in San Antonio and all those restaurants suck and overpriced. It cater's to Mexican MAGAS

T

I think I'm the same age as Chris and Pavement had a resurgence of being cool when I was in highschool. I think Pitchfork gave a rerelease a 10.0 or something at the time

Ozzie

Just give Lyin‘ Ted an Edgar cut and ruin it for everyone

Last Years Man

Don't know how old Chris is, but I'm gen-x on the cusp. I was definitely too young for Crooked Rain upon release (though I did listen to grunge at the time). However, I was in college when they put out their last album and Stephen Malkmus was putting out albums with the Jicks, so Pavement were still a thing. I fucking love that album (Crooked Rain). I could die happily if I ever had the chance to sing Range Life to Billy Corrigan's face.

Christopher Small

Biden: “Those Mexican kids, they’re gettin’ haircuts like they’re 14th century knights. Had a couple a cholo’s hanging out the other day, called me a fat-kidneyed coxcomb, started swearing up and down the bones a St. John like you wouldn’t believe!”

C. Ries

The spenglarian racial decline of white nationalists…. Truly the west has fallen

Trey

Being able to be normal as a person w leftist views among a church or community group of center right to center left (depending on the phase of the moon and the topic of discussion) regular people who don't think about politics much is a far better strategy than "breeding" lmao. Seriously, join a church or community org, show up regularly and show you enjoy doing shit for other people and you'll get a fuck lot further.

Trey

There's an entire Southern Baptist Church that knows they have a communist doing their sound and slides lmao, it's not impossible

DK

Petition to change it from “Edgar” to “Lloyd Christmas”

drewb

"C-I-W-S..." "seawiz 🌊🧙‍♂️🪄"

Doug Cartel

A bunch of these worthless groypers are going to go on killing sprees when they realize theyll never "breed", much less with anybody they find attractive.

K H

I would unirronically like to see an interview with Biden. Possibly with Adam Friedland, but only if it is an Erik and Andresque style show to convey the confusion and terror I think are the norm for Joe before he gets his time chemicals. Like if the secret service don't draw their weapon it will be a missed vibe and a failure.

Meatwad Cosby

That Lily grifter gal rules. The first video went viral because she was wearing an apron and talking about getting knocked up. but the groypers found out she has A cups and dresses like Yung Gravy and immediately started transvestigating her.

Darbley

My entire family is right wing, from slightly extreme to extreme. Grew up in a Reagnite 80s home. They loved Bush and now they are mostly full MAGA. Except my mother who is a never Trump Republican. She likes FRK Jr (she's the slightly extreme one). My ideology swung left from the moment I developed one. I think a based layer of a hatred of racistism had me gravitate towards listening to Public Enemy. Hip Hop really was some of our education. Otherwise, I don't know what happened to me but yeah... Anyhoo. We're indeed out here.

etienne

it rules how we had this one incredibly well mediatized war that basically proved that the US doctrine was only good for 6 months of combat tops and they're still stepping on that rake again and again and again

Wisselbanken

Really liking Alex as third mic. Very funny and while he doesn't offer Matt's level of critique (who can, really?) he banters very well with the rest of Chapo.

Michael Branes

re crazy maga lady that got popular saying the n-word: these people literally think children are pets, so when they say grooming, they think that teaching their kids the ways of life always works 100% of the time. just completely delusional and dumb af

Yeet yourself and everyone around you

Miss our beautiful boy and hope he takes as much time as he wants to recover and be with his family. Really do love the third mic rotation tho, Alex is great and I’m enjoying the frequent pod crossovers. Striking a nice balance, noticed it even before Matt was out.

MEAT CLOWN

We love Alex Nichols don't we folks

james

3:20 what was the “melee”?

Claire Simon

As someone from a massive catholic family, 8 kids is fucking rookie numbers. We don’t consider a family “big” until you break a dozen

MD

I'm a lady with a short black bob and while sitting at the salon, a group of teen with Edgar cuts walked by stopped, soyfaced, and Leo Pointed at me.

Damen Irving

What’s funny is all the people I know who came from big, conservative families are fanatically left wing.

Agent Grange

I think there's a bit of well-meaning historical revisionism about the SS. Like there's a lot of media that out of needing to demonstrate their depravity will portray them as humorless dour mechanical freaks made of polished steel. And certainly some of them were. But I think they even more horrifying truth is that they were also not so different from the officers of today. Complete dweebs that service a genocide while smiling like a fuckin moron. Himmler would have ABSOLUTELY been posting iFunny memes to the waffen SS Twitter asking brave aryans "Which chicken are you?? Tag yourself or someone who likes schnitzel!"

MD

I've read there has a been a significant drop in birthrates of Mormons because the cost of living has made it prohibitive to have a ton of kids on a single income. Good luck with the new right wing or whatever. If the mormons are struggling they will too lol

Agent Grange

Also if Matt were here he would say "Old Chaos" Mad Dog Mattis was the last MacArthur style general we'll ever have. He was our opportunity to find a queeny guy on a horse to lead us and we squandered it. We will never see the likes of him again, short of a Nasser-esque young officers coup.

Matelda

There is also a significant retention problem in Mormonism due to Gen-X having access to the internet. The church sorta juices its numbers by counting baptism records instead of attendance records

simplebrute

if you guys bring back Carl Diggler to help Biden go viral, I will sign back up to Twitter (I'll also donate $100 to one of the families trying to leave Gaza)

Big-Stink

Comment says “Pateron” instead of “Patreon” in link

Maddybird

i want a show on tv where alex nichols customizes and races cars. it can be fiction like low budget fast and furious or it can be reality like pimp my ride or top gear but either way i want it

Damen Irving

I think Vinny Mac would be a strong influencer for the Biden campaign to partner with

DT

Pretty sure that was a cumtown bit from way back.

Ryan

Biden’s campaign team went from “Taylor Swift will imminently back us” to taking literally anyone who’s ever appeared on TV and is under 40. Idk if their arrogance is more pathetic or hilarious.

Ryan

I’d also like to point out that Biden is outwardly and randomly mean in the same way Feinstein was in the year leading to her death. Not that he was ever a good guy obviously but the hostility isn’t even veiled anymore.

Bob J

I'd consider voting for Biden if he got the coveted Braulio Montelongo endorsement

Osborne MOCs

Not where I'm from, and most other countries I know of have other words for road

Greg

He’s done a complete 180 on Mexico, who knows how else he’ll flip flop this election season.

thicchatlogan

if only amber lovedoll were still with us to offer her endorsement

HeyB00B00

***Freeing hostages in Gaza

HeyB00B00

Racists don't hate California, everyone does

fivefootone

As a 25 year San Antonio resident: banning Edgars would effectively bar a quarter of the city

Axel H.

Facts. Also I’m in California and I’ve only ever seen Latinos with this haircut lol

Michael NWI

Gen MacArthur was a ghoul no doubt (nuking red china in 1950, wtf....) however while at West Point he got hazed so bad he got sent to the infirmary and NEVER named names. Graduated #1 and when he became superintendent he changed the curriculum so no one could ever top him a smary asshole. Little known fact he was the only American to become a Field Marshal, of the Philippines but still counts. All this info proves I didn't screw in high school, just read......

Bobi Jon-son Kenobi

I believe the whole issue of religion on the right can just be resolved if they all converted to Zoroastrianism

leftist bimbo

my parents are both raging conservatives and my sibling and I ended up as gay leftists… good luck outbreeding the left u fucks!

Eric

Apparently Chaya Raichik is only 29? You wouldn't know it by looking at her

Frank

I've heard it referred to as the marbach mop

Joe

“I’ve never seen sugar do that Edgar”

Trevor

Give Alex a permanent seat on the show. Funny MF.

Natalie

Cant fuckin believe I missed the groyper meetup in Detroit, I have some tomatoes going bad that I need to throw at someone

Ruby Lee

Technically The Edgar isn't against army hair cut regs if it avoids two things. 1. The front doesn't present as unkempt or excessively long. 2. The cut doesn't present as faddish or not in keeping with army uniform standards for grooming and hygiene. Also it can't interfere with your gear.

wolfgang

you never can tell. my mom was married in a communist wedding(former yugoslavia) and my aunt married this absolute d-bag who loved dubbya more than his kids. He even started talking like him during the early 2000s.

wolfgang

I’d be game if Biden was even older. It would be sic if first dibs went to the oldest living person before going to a vote.

lake

Sadly this woke writer with pronouns did get replaced by AI :(

abina

Boomers : "kids these days don't pay attention to politics, they think it's useless" Also Boomers :" well since free college and health care are stupid ideas, why won't kids just vote for what their favorite pop star says?'

Mahmoud Hashemi

Came on here just to say that Alex Nichols is a treasure. No one can fill Matt's seat, but an Alex feat. is always a treat.

darick michael lapaglia

It sucks that the most subversive host is no longer contributing. I really hope he can return.

Reece Coren

who the fuck is melodie mac and why is everyone talking about her nonstop

Natalie

Me too but I think he loves what he does and would want to come back if/when he could

Natalie

This ep had me rollin I was so happy when you brought up the point that raising a kid to be conservative doesn't mean they'll be your conservative puppet like what a dumb fucking idea!!!

Sela Lewis

Obama got a lot of support in 2008, not because people were dumber. It wasn’t as simple as “he was cool and knew how to speak.” He actually ran on a populist agenda. Everyone wants to re-write their past relationships to political campaigns as if they should have known better. But it’s dishonest and frankly unkind to people who could clearly see the daylight between Obama and Clinton.

J.P. McD.

Get grill pilled, basically

J.P. McD.

lmao at Felix riffing on old-fashioned workouts and “you put on a big turtleneck sweater and throw medicine balls at your friends”

Dick Waglin

HERESY! The emperor protects

burrito bronson

gotta keep alex on permentanlty this guy is hilarious.

Christina

Is anyone else studying for the bar exam right now and laughing / crying about perfect tender

Martynas Klimas

I'm going to say that a single tweet about having more children is not going to change anyone's mind, but those tweets are part of an effort to shape opinions, esp. on the RWs that aren't too deranged to hold onto an relationship. It's not like Quiverfull families are somehow genetically predisposed to have more children; someone sold them on the idea, and it wasn't via a single tweet.