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851 - Elvira (7/18/24) (Patreon)

Published:
2024-07-19 06:10:26
Edited:
2024-07-19 17:24:51
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2026-06

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Chapo Trap House SALUTE to the Singin’ Senators! 

RIP Lou Dobbs. Biden’s slow shuffle to the emergency exit door. Aukus Aukus AUKUS! Trump shooting sizzle. Dispatches from RNC. Larry Craig at Benny Johnson’s Foam Party. JD Vance Groyper Squad. Gaetz botox overload. O’Brien speech thoughts. The Advocate’s Devil.

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Noel

My Chapo senses were tingling.

Engro

Yeesh.

jdozois

Who up Chapoing they Trap House

Eric

finally my Sloppo Slop House 🐽

JD Nonce

Who else was nude for the whole time they attended the RNC? ✋ Someone jacked me off!!

Kerri

Hell yeah, Amber

Will

My dad took a look at the next few months of this nonsense and did the only sensible thing by dying in his sleep

Jack Sherman

Time for breaking news from 3 days ago

Maggie+Al

AUKUS is Australia sending you a tone of cash to upgrade your ship yards in return for you theoretically letting us buy nuclear subs that we will not be able to crew some time in the 2040's. Crucially it only existed as a photo op for a since defeated Tory government who lied to Biden about it having bipartisan support, the then opposition then capitulated and signed on so Joe Biden didn't look like a dipshit

Michael Hughes

and we fucked over France to get on our knees for the US

Alison

sorry for your loss ❤️

Sean

Sorry to hear

Rhys Hayes

Yeah, it’s interesting that even leftist Americans rarely seem to understand how much they bleed their allies/vassals dry (Israel obviously excepted).

Declan Kennedy

it's moments like this that I really miss Matt, I'd love to hear his thoughts on the global Crowdstrike outage

Michael S. Judge

It's especially funny to miss the assassination attempt for the 2024 incarnation of Earth Wind & Fire, which must be 11 nephews and contest winners

Maggie+Al

yeh the French were involved because we were going to get them to design subs for us before we cut this deal. And we can't even blame the sepos we willingly paid billions of public money for a half baked LNP election add.

Rhys Hayes

I wish Amber would stop by more often.

Corey Reynolds

Lyndsay Graham is def a red scare listener and Will is much better looking than JD Vance. C’mon

drewb

Soil Breeze & Embers

drewb

I like to imagine it would bring about a joyful cackle at man's hubris at trusting the sand we taught to think

Last Years Man

I love the idea that Will initially thought Matt was having an aphasia moment when, in fact, he was about to lay down some Christman knowledge on him.

Waffle Poet

It was incredible having everyone sitting down with each other. The riffs flow so much easier. More importantly, it allows us to hear Mr. Wade cackling like a madman in the background. The man can make a bit I don’t even like funnier than hell.

Joshua Garcia

I can’t find a clip of these Elvira dancers.

Last Years Man

Reading up a little more on the advocate's devil, it looks like Dersh wrote the novel but is not credited at all for the screenplay. I wonder how much of the autobiographical stuff was the screenwriters spicing it up after doing their own research and how much was Dersh "leaving clues." Reviews of the novel make it sound like it was more of a thinly disguised law school lecture than a story. Still pretty fascinating though. Watching now.

Joe Hillside

Had to play that back a second because I thought you said Mulldog when it was mold bug

Blank

This is peak Felix, great stuff :)

Of course

Joe Biden truly is the indispensable man.

curegore

Genuinely shocked that Steve Buscemi is just a few degrees removed from the likes of Squall Leonheart or Sephiroth Insane

Matthew

Truntsolation Prize

Mac

Billy Porter gives the same performance as Tim Curry does in Worst Witch. Look it up

William

The funniest part about jd pants’ domestic policy to bring back American jobs and industry and all that shit is that it is physically impossible to do it. The US does not have the skilled labor force OR the electrical power capacity necessary to actually run the factories, among other things

Kyle Smyth

The spate of political news and Bidenisms has revitalized Felix and the show as a whole. You love to see Chapo firing on all cylinders

Doug Cartel

I'm glad they seem to be trying to get Matt's 2 cents on the pod Like maybe hes not ready for prime time but they're still finding ways to involve him

Tom Joad

I just looked up a picture of Gaetz' wife and holy shit.... if they curse the earth with a child, that kid is going to be all mouth. Nester better watch out.

Some.nerd

Matt gaetz is in the uncanny valley

William

Email your mom, like I am

T

Reddit Atheism should unironically come back in response to the religious Right's resurgence, but it can't. Trust in science is understandably at an all time low and the Reddit Atheists would have to talk about Israel, which isn't going to happen.

Miles_B

Whenever I see footage from the RNC, the first thing that comes to mind is, "What a waste of good coke". Fuckin WEIRDOS.

etienne

scientist in the lab trying to generate epic atheist warriors that aren't so violently racist they want to do The Crusade

Of course

34:15 - Sorry, but Trump would 100% outsmart a Biden-resigns-during-Trump-speech move... Trump would just wait until Biden spoke, then riff on that & Kamala for 3 hours... Trump's cult worshippers would wait for the acceptance speech until 1am if necessary (they're used to Donnie's extreme lateness and contempt for them)... ... but since it's all bipartisan theater anyway, it would make a nice "high stakes" show.

T

R.I.P. 🌹

T

"I fucking love science" -Yakub

T

He's in a canny valley: Nestor's asscrack

T

He could bring back American jobs... for temporary foreign workers

absoluteboi

if biden runs as vp, and kamala resigns and biden ascends back to his rightful throne, then he would still be eligible to run again in 2028

Broadway Joe

The AUKUS Caucus is really gonna turn out this November

Casey

I guess I’m in a small minority but any episode with Amber I find unlistenable. Not interested in the commentary of Dasha lite

ploob

Gaetz and Biden are SNATCHED

Don Tickles

"One if by lips two if by hips" huge- Pistol Dick Menaker does it on this one

Z

Did you just start listening? The dasha take is pretty dumb.

Casey

Been listening since around 2018. Not as dumb as Amber’s takes on police circa 2020 protests or any of her other ridiculous “conservatives are noble savages who are also secretly leftists” takes

Dustin Nelson

I thought you somehow had Elvira/Cassandra Peterson on the show and felt slight disappointment

Tea for the Tillerman

I wonder how many times Joe has defended Syracuse law school by talking about Jim boeheim

brodie

I saw that clip that shows how close trump got to having his head explode on live TV and have been thinking about how fucking crazy that would have been literally all week. Like he really was fractions of a second away from having that bullet sail right through his eye

Blingo Starr

When I was a kid and final fantasy: the spirits within was at the theater whoever put up the marquee put the f and the I touching each other so it read “anal fantasy”

Richard

Is Chris or crowdstrike trolling us with the link to the merch store?

Mary Parkis

Anything can happen on Halloween.

MEAT CLOWN

You're out of control

Thom

kinda makes me pine for the Hinge Points podcast to weigh in

MEAT CLOWN

I'm loving Will's embrace of JD Vance as a fellow "guy who needs to have a beard to hide how fat his face is" and also the line about Joe dying and "being unburdened by the context that came before him"

Charles Perks

I only comment on Amber episodes in order to stan. She brings out the best in the boys and obviously still has an honest to god leftist fire burning inside her guts. Also, as I just finished re-listening to the Grill Stream two days ago and have since felt the slow creepings of existential dread set in, feeling the spirit of Matt in this episode brought me real joy.

Casey

Hysterical bro 😂😂😂 calling me out of control, nice!

ab

BROTHER!!!

David Browm

Young Ken Olin looks identical to JFK Jr

Jaime Christley

Wasn’t Hoffa’s Nixon payoff to secure a pardon?

H.

Remarkable how much better the show is when Amber is on. Will and Felix are both funnier and more insightful when she is in the room.

JerJin

Gaetz is looking like a failed bogdonoff clone rn

Matthew Krueger

What do we have to do to make sure they're all in the same room when they record from now on? I'm kidding, but damn it if it wasn't great to hear them all together and still having fun after all these years.

c tay

Felix was wrong, amber wasn’t talking about min/maxing but more about spreading points all around to be a jack of all trades

Axel H.

Yeah, honestly if, say, they decided to pare it down to only one episode a week but it was in person each time, I'd prefer that.

Rory Schreiber

Guessing that Amber is referencing the bankruptcy of Yellow Freight during her Sean O’Brien breakdown. Missed on the fine points but in general correct. 30,000 union workers out of jobs under Biden, company had been bailed out during COVID by Trump.

Peanut Horse

The Hillary phone call bit lmao

Nate James

haven’t listened yet but pretty distressing show summary here

Michael NWI

It is rarely remembered the Teamsters are a trade union and they still got Gompers sickness. Old Samuel Gompers wanted to elevate certain unions into the middle class and exclude any mass union movement. Basically the old Labor Aristocracy of the late 19th in 2024. Enough Teamsters under this bog smelling smooth brained goon drive $70,000 pick ups and have beautiful boats. The trades unofficial motto "I got mine fuck you". I was a union laborer for 10 yrs myself, it ain't everybody but enough to spoil the idea of solidarity. The struggle continues comrades

Jan Meyer

Yes, Amber is a catalyst. And she has great takes herself.

Michael

Another reason the attempted assassination attempt didn’t help Trump’s numbers is that the shooter was apparently on their campaign mailing list and they’re were sending him “pro second amendment” literature to try to win his vote. When that’s the case you want to move on as quickly as possible and not make it an issue.

Evan Pitkin

Felix has been especially funny last two eps.

Michael

Funny JD Vance is now critical of the invasion of Iraq. This week I listened to the episode where Chapo reviewed his book and in the book he wrote about how he was offended and felt condescended by one of his professors at Yale being critical of the invasion.

Antipaganda

That's a weird angle your brain has chosen to inhabit there.

Casey

I don’t like a podcast host, my brain must be weird. Wish I was normal enough to cape for podcasters on patreon like you!

Antipaganda

Also, if they actually started doing it and impacted corporate money, there would be a more professional second sniper.

Antipaganda

Time to replace Felix with a younger candidate.

Antipaganda

It can't be that autobiographical, Dersh left out all his own rapes.

Antipaganda

Scott Morrison, Australia's stupidest and laziest PM. The only time he got off the couch was to do something wrong.

Zach Pierce

You’re exactly right, she’s the kind of idiot “leftist” that thinks “hey JD Vance actually does speak to rust belt voters” or “lip service from trump is good!” Just a wankette…

Colin Denney

I sadly know all too well about Palmer Lucky thanks to True Anon. Google Palmer Lucky cosplay for severe psychic damage.

Natalie

50:35 reminded me of brace lol

Simon

Good commentary by Amber on the union stuff.

ectoslavia

Always great to hear amber and good to know christman back to wasting his big beautiful brain on shit from the trash stratum

ectoslavia

Yes. Then it got complicated because of course it did

Maddybird

They need to watch advocates devil with the ALAB crew

Tom

Love an ep with the whole gang in one room, there’s no Chapo quite like it

Shiv

love to hear a rare Chris Wade Trump

Hey_Blinkin

Gaetz drinks Pineapple High Noons at a local bar and tips like shit.

Shiv

should be a live show special treat but one released to all hogs

Zach Pierce

No Aaron Rupar slander please. We ALL use his Twitter feed, it keeps us all from having to watch cnn, msnbc or Fox. The guy found a niche, I appreciate his work culling the shitshow known as “news.” Also I’d love to be able to take my mom to a concert. She’s ill now so do it while you can young people! Edit: I used to go to concerts with whatever girl I was with and my folks all the time. Eagles reunion 94. James Taylor 7 times. Bob Dylan/Black Crowes. Took my pops to White Stripes. We saw steely Dan several times. And Doc Watson when he would come to our hometown. Oh and Paul McCartney in 2013. Plus too many more to list.

Axel H.

I saw Amber’s book on display at my local library last week. That surprised me. Didn't know any library staff would know about it enough to purchase it, let alone choose it to be on display.

Zach Pierce

I agree with Sam Seder that they will get ZERO purchase in a possible trump admin. WEVE ALREADY BEEN THROUGH THIS ONCE FOLKS. Dude has a well documented record.

Tyler Sutherland

34:00 chris, this move would be an act of "political genius" for like 5 minutes before the wider public remember how much they don't like Harris, or any of the no-name cronies that would haunt a mini-primary lmao

Jaime Christley

pure coincidence I replayed Ghost Stories for the End of the World's Nixon episode which reminded me of this. In Drunk History parlance Hoffa was really like "I should be out of jail and in charge of the Teamsters Pension Fund again please" and Nixon was like "I don't really give a shit but here's my price" and the mob was like "We were literally prepared to not stitch you up, had you stayed in jail and taken your fuck-off retirement money, you fucking idiot, and now guess what"

bator

Are there any tickets left for the chicago show? please

Jimmy McMillan

It would be so awesome if school shootings drop to near 0 because troubled kids realise taking shots at politicians is a better way to get famous

Matthew

One fun way to eventually get Matt more involved while he's recovering could be to have him periodically submit a position statement on a given topic to be read by whomever's appearing in his stead that episode; I'd be face and eyes into that slop

Jon

Pretty sure O'Brien's just a closet reactionary culture warrior. Kinda guy who'd be reposting gen X facebook memes about trans women in sports if he was just another nobody from the north shore

Last Years Man

Who's gonna take that bass part, though?

jack flowers

in fairness why would you ever want to leave maryland

Natalie

Ohh I just meant the way Amber said "well duh" but it was coincidental that she was talking about labor unions right after lol

Mac daddy

I love amber but also kinda wish someone would ask her about what she thinks of the Red Scare gals huffing the Thiel gas, given how on point her criticisms of the New Right and Tech Bros like Thiel are. SPILL THE TEA

Jeffrey Miller

Just wanna say how good Felix has been lately.

Tim Mullen

Going out like Stan Chera was a top 5 chapo moment

Jackson

Stunned hearing that Advocate's Devil summary that Will didn't have them do a proper movie episode about it

Wyatt the Wallaby

Id rather grieving staffers than grieving parents

Agent Grange

Has anyone noticed that the weaker Biden gets, the more powerful Matt grows? Really makes you think. It's just like the Exorcist 3, he's channeling and possessing the old and infirm to restore himself.

MKatieUltra

That Speedy Morman guy was on Twitter saying Biden gave him covid during that interview

Douglas Gearhart

Oh that's code of the VET there. Group of vets: "F this F'ing war; F the Army." Non-Vet: "F this war!" ..."SHut your mouth, P@##Y!"

Peen Israel

Maybe because it sucks dick.

Christopher Price

and before picking his veep! he dies and the GOP dissolves into history's gayest slap fight.

Crosley Querin

No MMA or Fromsoft references today!

poiuytrefvbj55

Favorite AUKUS fact is they sponsored a NASCAR team for one race this year.

Drew

I fell for the towel boy thing but it does feel spiritually true

Bobby Lasers

Trump sounded like he was on horse tranquilizers during his speech. He also kissed a helmet (tee hee)

Max

It's the day after listening and I woke up with "Elvira" stuck in my head.

J P 3

AOC tying herself to Biden has been one of the more curious subplots to this Biden situation. Has real Elizabeth Warren 2020 political magic to it.

Thom

I respect Matt's commitment to recovery and his family. I also want him to pop up to say hi to the fans. Matt, we miss you dude!

Thom

shut up, Amber's dad

Thom

begging you people to use quotation marks correctly

Louis Ludwig

3 Dersh movies if you count Carlito’s Way.

S

Zachary Sloan

I appreciate Will and Felix pushing back on all this "lol wine mom Kamala ftw!" bullshit. It's been deeply embarrassing watching all these "leftists" online suddenly start pushing for replacing Biden with Kamala - and I'm sure it's a complete coincidence that this is happening at the same time most Democrats and the media are pushing for the exact same thing. Will/Felix are correct that the Dems should be forced to stick with Biden. Why in the world would I care whether they make the optimal political choices? Also, Kamala absolutely wouldn't be that funny as President. I know people have short memories these days, but prior to becoming VP she was only known for being "the cop candidate with terrible charisma."

Zachary Sloan

The Dems are also the right, though? Migrants have done even worse under Biden than they did under Trump! And most policy relevant to issues like trans rights occurs at the state level. And that's ignoring how absurd this whole angle of "what about the vulnerable people?" is when a genocide is literally taking place right now. It's basically a negotiation with two right-wing political factions. The only two reasonable options are to engage with neither or to engage with both.

Drunk Millennial Parent

That's the second time you've used that Satanist joke, Felix. It's still funny though.

Kinetics Video

Cop President with no Charisma sounds hilarious, sorry

Kinetics Video

I think the common thread is real competence but they're absolutely surrounded by cult followers and have absolutely drank the Koolaid about how smart they are.

Robbie H.

I think it's just people kinda correctly realizing that kamala is the only real valid option. The DNC is not gonna pick Bernie. Or anyone better than Kamala. Most people who pay attention also know kamala can keep all the dono money, instead of having it just go to a PAC or something.

lars

1000% agreed on the unofficial Teamsters motto of ‘I’ve got mine fuck you’. I’m a 10 year rank and file Teamster in NYC and the from my local administration on down to most (not all) of my brethren, the feeling is apathy/disinterest, not ‘solidarity’. Keep in mind that it’s symbolic, yet still important - the Teamsters leadership HAVE NOT and WILL NOT join the ranks of over 10 million union members calling for a Ceasefire. Amber’s takes on Teamsters are whatever…. but I will agree that Sean O’Brien’s speech was not bad. I’ve never understood Chapo’s crush on the Teamsters and I know this is just a long running bit of theirs but I’ll say this. The Teamsters jacket is one of the fucking ugliest things ever. If you want to look like you’ve gained 23 pound in the middle of your body, the Teamsters have a jacket for you! It looks like shit and everyone who wears it looks like shit. Christ, even Jerry Hsu created a better 'Teamster' style jacket for his riders on Sci-Fi Fantasy. Oh, and when I want a Teamsters jacket, it’s costs me $200. Cool…

Chubby Justin

The context is different now, tho

Patrick Allen

Waiting for the “Viable Fetus Groyper” merch to drop.

Chubby Justin

Defense contractors love this dumb shit. Think about the most uncharismatic, repellent people imaginable. They are turning out for aukus. I really hate my job.

Michael NWI

The apathy of the average worker is prevalent across the board and that is a shame. As things continue to worsen I hope it changes. I feel the love of the teamsters is cultural for sure. From the Simpsons, Homer talking about Lisa as a hockey player "she's got the eye of a tiger and the mouth of a teamster". Hell I saw Hoffa with Jake Nicholson and Danny Devito in the theater as a kid and loved it. Your right about the jackets, my union handed out $200 jackets one year and my thought was A) these look like shit, being a husky boy myself not flattering. B) could you guys just fight for us in the field and stop sucking off the bosses.

Zach H.

Old Conservatism: Theater kids that sublimated their Bill Buckley fan-fic New Convervatism: Online atheist libertarians who convert to Catholicism after getting head for the first time freshman year of college

Zach H.

Carlito’s Way being the most accurate representation

Shane

Is aukus behind those buildsubmarines.com ads?

poiuytrefvbj55

They are tied together but that's just because build submarines is a military contractor that makes subs for the US Navy. They have a big sponsorship deal with Roush/Fenway across NASCAR and MLB w/ Red Sox.

Jack Hand

Yup. Opposite of min/maxing.

etienne

no wayyy

Axel H.

It’s actually #joever, holy shit. 😮

etienne

Perlstein heads cracking their copies of Nixonland wiiiide open

DrNerdBoi

If Amber is going to style herself as a labor journalist, she should learn the difference between Sean O'Brien and Sean Fain (and the Teamsters vs the UAW) and have something more to say about O'Brien's speech at the RNC than "it was great' [it wasn't].

lars

Ha! Yes, I always think of the Simpsons when they mention the Teamsters. I also put myself in the apathy group, something I'm working to overcome/shake off. What I've come to realize is that interacting with other members outside my immediate work environment has been helpful. There is so much work to be done, but it's worth doing and the broader our networks are, the better.

I am become reply guy

It’s so funny Kamala is going to be the first female president and not shillary

Don R Noe

I think the second woman to lose to Trump is more likely.

🐷

Finna tell those protesters chanting “hey hey ho ho genocide Joe has got to go” ☝🏻🤡 fuck no! I’m ridin with Biden! it’s pointless and because both sides are the same. Vulnerable and trans people will keep most their rights anyway they should be humble. Be humble is what Pete Buttplug 🐀wanted from progressives lmao. exact shit take and behavior chapo has, virtue signal to hell for attention and fuck other minorities their inconvenient to my feelings. I hear more hand wringing than calls to action which is extremely telling. My migrant husband and his family love Joe Biden and say he gave them a once in a lifetime opportunity and is better at helping them and others get in and established. “Trump was better for migrants!” Sound like a gape mouth red hat with fetal alcohol syndrome. Seethe and cope so hard you’re a fucking Zionist hills have eyes boot licker. Israel’s useful idiots 🥴

Eric

Glad I read this before listening so I can take a blood pressure pill before

Kinetics Video

I love that pharmaceutical speculation is basically how we distinguish candidates now

Kinetics Video

If he was wrong they would have left him alone

Bobby Lasers

When all you have is 2 skin bags full of piss and vinegar, you need some kind of markers. They could at least have given one a jazz hat or something.

Des Mosome

I think they mean Apu, not Groyper.

Jaime Christley

I should be able to put a quarter into my phone and KER-CHUNK have an emergency Chapo episode pop out of it

Jaime Christley

just a little feature you should think about adding, Patreon, if you're reading this

Chris

I think he might really be dead

Chris

I read comments here before listening and spent an embarrassing amount of time mixing up the song Elvira with Vampira by the misfits

Zachary Sloan

Trump isn't actually meaningfully worse for most of the things you mention, though. Obama's first term and Biden have both been *worse* than Trump on immigration, and Biden has been drastically worse on foreign policy. The ship has already sailed on the Supreme Court, and neither would do jack shit about climate change. Basically what differences exist between the outcomes are minor enough that it absolutely doesn't justify lending support to an institution as profoundly harmful as the Democratic Party. Especially when you consider things like the downballot consequences - for example, the fact that midterms usually go poorly for the President's party (and almost everything important involving trans rights, abortion, etc happens at the state level). Or that a Dem President winning now increases the chances up a Republican winning in 4-8 years. No one can say how things would be different if, say, Obama had lost in 2008. I sure as hell can't confidently say whether the world would have been better or worse in the long run (and if you're making a utilitarian "lesser evil" argument, that's what you're talking about!). People act like it's a utilitarian choice, but that's straight-up not true! And that's not even touching on the whole "not supporting the party *literally supporting genocide*" thing! I think you might want to look in the mirror if you think I'm the one who is "jaded." It's straight-up disgusting seeing the same people who called Biden "Genocide Joe" start white-washing Kamala, someone who has supported him every step of the way as part of his administration. This isn't me being detached/ironic - I've been genuinely disgusted and disturbed by a lot of what I've seen over the last few days, as countless people use Biden leaving the race as an excuse to return to supporting the same people responsible for an ongoing genocide. Will/Felix seem like a couple of the only "leftist public/media figures" actually staying consistent about this.

Mangomoosh

I’m such an uncultured hoosier that every time Amber brings up Indiana I just get so excited even if it’s for a quick insult. ❤️❤️ this was a great episode anxiously awaiting next one might be a real banger!! Good job everybody!!

Incognito

I'm also scared of tits after sneaking into the room with the PPV descrambler and seeing Devil's Advocate

K H

I'm incredibly disappointed he didn't lose first.

Greg

Great idea

K H

I am dissatisfied with Joseph Biden.

K H

W0t? Did Biden let your husband touch his leg hair?

K H

Biden was failing on every front you mentioned and that is exactly why he was put there by Democrats. I want Biden to lose because the implication of winning is that there is nothing a Democrat can do to lose votes including genocide. Trump could shoot a man in times square and Biden thought he could burn a pile of babies. Democrats need to lose the presidency and Democratic voters need to know leftists made them lose. That is the only viable practical political reality because that is the only way Democrat voters will get in line instead of following lib pundits.

K H

Yea that confused the shit out of me. Even Nancy Pelosi wasn't hyping him up. Did someone scare her into looking that weak and stupid? People keep voting for her and giving her money though so maybe she has been a useful legislator? I honestly don't know as I'm fixated on being complicit in a genocide and all the other policy babble has missed me.

K H

I like that Will was like "yes Mathew. Devils Advocate. Al Pacino scary. Yes, go sleep now." While Matt is ringing the bell to him like Tucco to alert him to the demonic film taking him captive.

Elder

Kamala "death row" Harris needs to be a label that she can't get away from. It would sink her.

J P 3

I would attribute her actions over the past few months to just being too insulated and surrounded by bad political advisors. She won in 2018 as part of an insurgent political campaign, defeated Pelosi's likely successor, and almost certainly created some animosity in the House leadership because of this. It probably meant a lot to AOC that people around Biden reached out to her in 2020 and attempted to cultivate a political relationship, and give her political career some added relevance. Maybe there was a sense of misguided loyalty too. Agree with you regarding Gaza and the treatment of Palestinians. As others have pointed out, if she and Sanders wanted to exercise constructive influence with Biden, stopping the war in Gaza should have been the priority, not a wish list of empty campaign promises that required Biden winning another election with Democratic majorities in Congress.

Elai Kehler

need the historic slop need it give me the kamala slop

g$

i need the slop everyone at the watercooler is making fun of me because i don’t have a take on kamala because chapo hasn’t told me what it is yet :(

B

Sloppy deployment of slop lately

At Your Disservice

I still think that the Minneapolis international airport should name their restrooms after Larry Craig complete with plaque.

Louis Ludwig

Which is why he threatened to sue.

Travis

FEED US

Satchmo Coltrane

We will always be hogs but, some of us, are paying hogs. Release the slop. Or give us a heads up to our next feeding time.

Mike Mariano

There were several posts on BlueSky this weekend along the lines of “those sounds you hear are dozens of Brooklyn podcast bros recording their emergency pods” so any effort to prove them wrong is admirable.

Kevin Essington

OK, I will offer the take that Chapo is to busy to offer us, apparently: Kamala is coherent and cogent but will run on Brandon's platform and not charm anyone over and so Brandon still gets to go down in history as America's Hindenburg. You're welcome.

Micheline

This episode thumbnail should honestly become your primary logo. It has a certain essence

Mark Murphy

50000 USD a month is too little to maintain a regular slop schedule. Please, mass record some movie or TV episodes and keep them in a "Use in case of host travel" folder

Torpedo Jones

Gravy pigs are squealing hard and stomping their little hooves

Chad Dopamine

In line at the feed troft, tapping my hoof impatiently checking my watch with a big pig frown "this is ridiculous!"

Max Joyner

Still disappointed this episode wasn't focusing on the big tiddy goth chick

Jonathan G

Virgil's got a weird case, why is he around?

Justin Stanley

It’s fine guys, it’s not like anything important happened over the weekend, no rush

Hugo

Damn son ⏳

Jaime Christley

a formative beat-off fantasy for a certain demographic (born within 5 years +/- the Carter administration).

Hernan Melzi

This better be a 2hr episode, or I’ll be shaking my fist

Cardboard

When I'm in a good mental state, an episode drop is a pleasant surprise. When I'm alienated and isolated, I'm annoyed that a new episode is not "on time"

B

Felix is interviewing to be Kamala’s Kamala

zach

You all just do whatever you you want, whenever you want, huh

drewb

*to the tune of Elvira* Liz Vicious

Andrew M

playng risk of rain 2 rn

king_von_diesel

I know in my heart of hearts that Matt absolutely watched this film while at the hospital. King shit

Sarah S

The Dasha take isn’t dumb at all. Amber is a Red Scare pinch hitter.

Dylan

Omg clocked me as the 28 yr old gay who likes Charli lol

Chapo Bath House

It's genuinely tragic that he was not born a gay Republican