Home Creators Posts Import Register Favorites Logout

Downloads

Content

We’re joined by streamer Hasan Piker for an honestly unprecedented news round-up. Joe Biden is OUT of the Presidential race (and possibly dead??), and Kamala Harris is now the presumptive nominee. Mere days after avoiding getting his head blown off by millimeters, it appears Donald Trump has LOST the mandate of heaven. And Trump’s VP pick, as recently as last week a symbolic football-spike in a race presumed already won, is rapidly deflating when put in front of real people. All that plus Lord of the Rings and Aarons Sorkin reading series inside!

Watch Hasan daily on Twitch at: https://www.twitch.tv/hasanabi

Merch restocked at https://chapotraphouse.store/

Files

Comments

Virus

Right when I get off work fml

foreversincebreakfast

I was thinking we’d have to wait until Joe resigns tonight to get the slop.

Jed Levin

Imagine if it was only 54 minutes long…

Zane

I am gay

Elai Kehler

on time as ever we love our slop

Gubriel

Masterful Gambit sir, aging and dying before our eyes

Travis

too late I’m already dead of slop starvation

Jes

All my lovers together

Myrmec

No mine

A White 1993 Camry

Hasan x chapo is out before Hasan x Adam Friedland show

Jes

We can share, brother friend

Myrmec

I’m getting so parasocial rn

Kai

Finally I can start work

keyasmus

When I saw that sorkin piece I KNEW it would be on the next ep lol

punished uncle

FINALLY you have him back after like 5 years

C. Ries

Fight Sam Hyde or at least punt Etan over a fence. I will be your personal trainer. He’s 39 and bloated

Murked87

Eager for slop

Chairman Corn

Give us this week our twice weekly slop. 🙏

BigBoto

Haven't listened yet, don't care, massive HasW, fuck the haters, let's go

Reece Coren

LETS GOOOOOO 🤩🤩🤩

HeyB00B00

Fight Sam hyde pussy!!!

The Adventures of Mac

I’ll give Hasan one more listen. If he sucks as much as he has in the past, I’m canceling my subscription.

csalyer .

Actually unsubbed last week, waiting for it to run out and this has to be the best confirmation of my decision

Alex B

When mom finds the poop drawer

Myrmec

Man that would suck

Olivia Kali

Mission to Mars mentioned

Alex B

😴

ploob

Really Cronenberg it up

tbag420

Holy shit, we’re so fucking back

sweetiepie

Should not of let him on until he did tafs as promised

Frank

Gas daddy thank u Chris u can hit anytime you want

A White 1993 Camry

He did tafs, they just haven't released it for *~*reasons*~*

Wagner Koop

Sam should call Hasan and sob and cry like he did with Tim Heidecker

Natalie

please come back I can't fucking do this

William

Why everyone keep crossing this goddamn Italian river all of a sudden

Jack Rockwood

This isn’t an airport, you don’t have to announce your departure

Kevin Boyle

Hasan! Now the comment section is going to be full of the Oogie Boogie club.

A White 1993 Camry

This one sided obsession Hyde and his idiot fans have is sad. Desperate, even

HeyB00B00

What's gonna change lol he's so unlikeable it hurts😂 will and he have a nepo baby thing

Marduk

Chapo crossed the Rubicon to bring us our delicious slop

wolfgang

if it wasn’t alex I would too

MKatieUltra

The mental images I'm seeing after hearing "pap schmear"

b-rar

OMG Hasanabi on the only two good pods in the same week

William

Traffic backed up on the rubicon bridge rn fr

Ardy Rezv

Guys we can push Kopmala left! We are fighting fascism!!!!!!!!!

Brent

San Francisco democratic machine with the biggest coup W in recent times. gruesome Gavin is next, we will be living in the great california emporium in 15 years LFG. time to anex manchester england is near

McNuggie

I’m sitting my ass down and listening.

Fabricated

No, no- you guys needed to find a SMART guy for a third mic, not a really dumb one

Nolan

We’re spinning the block on Harry Sisson

Ardy Rezv

Imagine Bernie bros getting owned so hard in 2020 that they have to support Kamala in 2024 🤣

MRM

Slop time!

Elder

Hasan is dumb and not very entertaining. No offense.

Alex

Why?

Alex

Hasan haters make no sense. He’s actively bringing young people to the left and people hate him bc he has a house

Jimmy McMillan

And the whole thing was an interview

MKatieUltra

Tbf the cervix is kinda bagel shaped

Quadabyte

I swear Joe is going to turn up dead in a few hours now after this is posted

Michael Keith

Some people believe there is a difference between Kamala and Biden on Israel, even if it’s very small. And that she’s be better than Trump (unlike Biden). I don’t think you can discount anyone who believes that as not seriously caring about the issue.

James

Does the app keep crashing for anyone else? The deep state doesn’t want me to listen.

Dylan

ok

Dylan

"reasons"

Hardcore Virgin

It was also when they tried to run that bullshit that a kid flying a flag was flying the swastika or some such and that was why hundreds of kneecaps needed to be blown off

Jimmy McMillan

Alex Jones had conspiracy theories about how the Dems were going to push out Biden. It's funny how the right weren't afraid of Biden at all but horrified by the idea of having to compete with anyone else

William

That’s cool, dude

Matt

my fav felixism ever is "the king of mountain dew." forgot who it is, don't care

syd

The guy spent months debunking Zionist propaganda in real time to a massive audience of young people, it is really cool to have one of the largest creators on a platform doing something like that

Seth

Vance has the physiognomy of Mr Beast

Fat Cobra

NANCY MOTHERFUCKING REAGAN IS THE REAL THROAT GOAT!

Kevin Boyle

Please start your own Patreon: Reading verbatim the manifesto of the Unabomber; Saint Kaczynski.

Budget Hireling

How are there whiners about every single guest on this show? Like what cross section of people still subs to chapo but hates everyone on the left and the hosts?

George Lochinski

Vance has grown Campbell's soup kid physiognomy

William

80% of chapo listeners are cunts, and not the Australian kind. Not me though

Fabricated

I hate him because he's dumber than a fucking rock.

Vincent W Troia

i find him annoying personally, and yeah dumb, but i don’t really have a problem with him in the larger picture. least his politics are pretty agreeable. he’s does have dumb bad takes sometimes tho

Vincent W Troia

over confident dumb takes. brings no real insight

Ryan

Hasan is such a shithead. One of the least Marxian Marxists. I hope Matt gets healthy again so we can hear from a true dude. I love you guys and essentially all of your guests, but Hasan is beneath you.

Robert Karnick

I lose it whenever they drop the Shire theme

csalyer .

I do have a copy of Anti-Tech Revolution: Why And How by the man himself

Vincent W Troia

will is always shitting on the dems like it’s radical or something. like, dude yeah i get it they suck, but the left has managed to push them on some issues and what are we all gonna do? politics are what they are. he’s got that dumb guy doomer take about voting and participating in any manner like it’s some moral exercise or some virtue signal thing instead of a stragetic calculation, as grim as it is. love chapo but these freshman year takes are dumb.

Blake B

Enjoying this episode with a cold can of Mountain Dew Baja Blast Zero… am I racist???

Hot Rod

This whole chat is the parent sitting in the barcalounge in the dark, waiting for Chapo to sneak in the door. “Just where have you been, young man? You couldn’t even call?!”

William

wtf is this temu ass christman doing on twitter- get him outta here

William

Damn dude, sorry to hear that. Hope you feel better soon

Ryeman

Ugh, as an Ohioan, JD Vance makes my skin crawl.

Beev

“Jd Vance has a wartime physiognomy” “The cola wars?”

Ardy Rezv

Lmfao. What a simp

Jonathan Nathan

He’s been pretty clear that he doesn’t judge anyone who votes, he’s not telling you what to do, etc. But also no, we haven’t moved the Democrats left and electoralism can’t work.

Jonathan Nathan

A true working class movement is going to be populated by a lot more Hasans than Christmans.

Tvvvv

We all know what the title of the Matt Christman book should be

MCL

The greatest achievement in marketing history is rebranding pee as squirt

Ricardo

I mean he won't be back in a year at least kind of weird to cancel because of that

Ardy Rezv

Not too many people have children using their parents credit cards to sub to their content

Ardy Rezv

Love how even your simp fanbase hates Hassan

Jonathan Nathan

Of course Stav beat them, Stav doesn’t suck ass

jfk truther

Trump Vance aka Fat Pussy Nerd VP 2024

Quo vrep

Hasan collab POG

Clammy_Damp

Tolkien’s works rock and it’s entirely your fault if you can’t read them without becoming an Odinazi. I’m glad I don’t know how to spell that.

Rory

You do not live in reality lol

Jack

hey, it's Mr. Cool himself

vermouth

today is my birthday fuck you for having this guy on

Major Powers

Chapocels are so fucking stupid about Hasan. Shut the fuck up freaks.

Vincent W Troia

yes we’ve moved them left. biden implemented way more stuff than he ever would have if he didn’t have pressure from us and the bernie types. foreign policy and boarder sucks but the FTC stuff, the cancelling student debt, overtime pay, birth pills over the counter, CFPB and their junk fee crackdown, amongst other things IRA had proposals for green ag funding, etc etc. this can all be googled.

NYCM&AHole

Frodo and Sam know all about each other’s hobbit holes

Knicks Fan 1000

A lot of ettengermentum heads freaking out on Substack about this ep lmfao

Vincent W Troia

ardy not smarty has no real reply so calls people names like some simpleton online guy don’t just insult, think and try.

Mac daddy

Hasan is a hunk, always feel like it's an L to do an audio-only podcast with him. They're taking away his himbo powers (also he just doesn't contribute that much lol)

Sep S.

"Atlantis" got me lol

Ruben Griego

JD Vances wartime physiography is Paul Giamatti in saving private Ryan

Elder

Yeah I get that, he has his moments for me, but I was hoping for something a little more insightful about Biden's dropping out. I'm sure it'll come eventually. Wish they had Stav at the same time too.

Michael

I wanted to hear more bashing of the “based Israel supporting isolationists.” Tulsi Gabbard is just as contemptible as JD Vance and also created the most annoying online supporters, second only to Ron Paul. Truly high crimes.

Axel H.

What if I have no strong feelings about Hasan and barely know who he is? 🤔 Is he like Destiny or something?

Swintronix

Pot to Kettle: "What do you even believe in?"

eduard karpoev

Rod Dreher wants to be Catholic so fucking bad omg. He loathes being Ortho so much

Porpoise

hasan is fun

Axel H.

Reconversion imminent.

Michael

In Iraq JD Vance was apparently a “corespondent.” He basically had the same job as the main character in Full Metal Jacket.

NovalisGuy

Hasan haters are pathological. No way you could have even vaguely left politics and hate the guy like this.

Patrick Brooks

please refer to don jr and eric as "rictus and scrotus", beavis and butthead are far too likeable

Jake Lewis

stavvy baby supremacy

b-rar

HELL YEAH BROTHER

Michael

He’ll become an Antonin Scalia type Catholic.

Kevin

Thank you, Chris. I will falsely take credit for this collab finally happening again by presuming it was my pestering in the comments that made it so.

Matt knutel

Follow the train Kamala!

Kamran Husain

Hasan thank you for mentioning Pakistan

Tyler Sutherland

This election is now a battle between incels repped by Kamala and uncels repped by Trump: "Do Not Come" vs "I'm Gonna Come!"

Budget Hireling

I don’t get this take. Like have you never had a dumb friend?

Tyler Sutherland

The funny thing about Mitt Romney is that he was historically unpopular amongst Republicans in 2012, he was the equivalent of Joe Manchin winning the Dem nomination today. A complete fluke moving against the historical trends of his own party.

absoluteboi

you can discount them as irredeemably stupid

Michael Keith

Maybe but to say they don’t care at all I think is also stupid

Axel H.

Fuck you.

Axel H.

It's sufficient for you, "just asking questions"-ass motherfucker.

protob1

Hasaaaan Pikeeeeeeeer! I'm coming for you! I'm going to come to your house, stalk you, obsess with you, look through your window, sneak in, wear your clothes and put on your makeup! The Candy Man haunts your dreams!

Mortagh

Shut up, normies don't give a fuck about your obsession with trans people. They think people like you are much weirder.

Matt Pollaro

what a waste of a guest for an episode everyone was excited for. boooo

bangoduck

im in full agreement with Felix. the American prole stands with GRRM.

Zachary Myers

not my fault hasan is a retard nepo baby

drewb

*buys medicine* "Ah, I see you're participating in the medico-industrial complex. Interesting"

ploob

POV

drewb

Do you think it's fair for anybody to be better than other people at a sport, ever? Do you think instead of whining about how they lost to someone else, it would be better for the loser to reflect on how they might just suck at whatever sport they're competing in? Some folks are better than others, dwi

Aaron Enold

There’s a really big difference between Hasan being kinda a Himbo and Vaush saying “actually it’s good we tried to kill everyone in Korea”

drewb

Is any of that enough?

Alex

Always enjoy the chemistry between Hasan and the crew. Wish they had him on more often!

Aaron Enold

I have never ever seen a normal person hate on Hasan. He is our sweet socialist Himbo and we should cherish him tbh. Even if he is wrong sometimes he doesn’t refute criticism when it comes from the left.

Zach Pierce

The way these guys are shitting on Biden makes them sound like the out of touch “bi coastal elites.“ Because here in my small town in East Tennessee, the infrastructure bill got us a new bridge to replace the badly damage one that was a major route for traffic and a brand new four-lane highway through the middle of town that is much safer than the old one. I know it’s funny and profitable to be hateful and cynical, but I wish the Chapo guys would actually go to the places they say that they love like here in Appalachia.

Schwartz666

🤣 I literally thought this exact same thing when Felix mentioned Nightman

Schwartz666

Jesus Zach, did Hasan fuck your mom or something?

Aaron Enold

Reminds me of when Amber and Stav were talking about socialists in the late 1800s and early 1900s. Some of them literally couldn’t read. Did that lead to some bad opinions? Sure. But they were also incredibly principled in their fight against capitalism and they were way more malleable in their views than anyone living today.

drewb

Only after you stand up and proudly declare that you want mandatory genital scanners and/or chromosmal testing for bathroom stall admission, which on balance is probably just a bit worse than someone which has been happening without issue for decades

Aaron Enold

Hating people because they aren’t smart is exactly how we’re gonna build socialism. Great take dumbass

Caitlin-Kangaroo

Anyone else over the people using "the rubicon" in political analysis? I'm as done as Felix is.

Schwartz666

The greatest trick the devil ever played

drewb

I'll explain this very simply - if you can't handle losing in competitive sports, and instead resort to crying about how your opponent has a genetic advantage, then maybe you should take up crochet instead. Or would it be unfair if a trans woman was better at that, too?

Jake Long

I think you're right thats the vibes im getting

drewb

I bit the bait and looked at Riley Gains - she's literally nothing other than a rabble rousing anti-trans bigot who happens to do swimming on the side, badly. If she's upset about her performance in swimming then she should get back to training, or otherwise stop whining that she isn't as good as those she's competing against.

Sage

Wow!

Schwartz666

Announcing your "quitting" something is loser shit. Later, loser.

Cardboard

Great ep that was worth the wait

drewb

If you need this as a win, you go ahead and claim one big man. If you genuinely think that what you've said here reflects well on you, there's nothing I can do to change that. You're wrong because transphobia is wrong in all its forms, no matter how much you want to sugar coat it.

Schwartz666

We've crossed the rubicon, rubicon.

Schwartz666

Not sure Biden should get credit for that.

Mike Bishop

Hasan definitely fucked his mom.

Michael

I just went and looked at the Wikipedia page from the 2012 Republican Presidential Primaries. After Romney the candidate with the second most delegates was Rick Santorum, followed by Ron Paul with Newt Gingrich rounding out the top four. Talk about being the tallest kid in kindergarten…

Mike Bishop

You call him a retard yet you don’t even explain how he is one.

snudge crunkies

Rubber tube and garage, it'll feel just like going to sleep

Mike Bishop

Why even be subbed if you constantly bash the guests and the hosts is beyond me…

drewb

Absolutely nobody's silencing her, in fact unfortunately we have to hear about her and her ilk from children's authors and ket-head social media tycoons. you fucks preach about how you're being silenced but everywhere you look trans folk are having their rights challenged and undermined, and people with these beliefs have undeserved platforms. Maybe you'd feel more at home on a Nick Fuentes stream by the way.

Mike Bishop

Dumber than fucking rocks? What the fuck have you done for leftists?

Schwartz666

Damnit, I still got "Elvira" stuck in my head from last week.

drewb

He treats his faith like a consumer appliance that can be returned and refunded if it isn't to his satisfaction. it's so unabashedly American

drewb

Was that "mob" before or after she made bigoted statements? I also don't need a "psyche" degree to identify your unhealthy obsession with curtailing the rights of a minority group off the back of a few shitty anecdotes about people losing at competitive sports, which happens every day. If these people can't handle losing then maybe sports aren't for them, or maybe they have another agenda?

Timbo

Hey, thanks for reporting. Your name has been duly recorded for the gulag.

Schwartz666

Now presenting, JD Vance and the Big Bad DoDew Daddies

J P 3

Bill passed with a supermajority in the Senate. All Biden did was attach a presidential signature.

drewb

If I outed myself as a transphobe in a very loud and public fashion just because I lost fair and square in a competition, then yes, I would probably deserve to get told to fuck off. Are there any other social issues you feel should be dictated by how much they make right wingers from Tennessee cry when they get called out on their beliefs?

Christopher Price

and he's always hanging out in post Christian Budapest. Even before the communists the people of Budapest had a strong Calvinist streak. meanwhile he could fuck off and be Ortho in Bucharest, Sophia or Belgrade. he could be even more old school and hang out with an even more contrarian politicians in Stamboul!

christoph.s

Jd Vance looks like a creepy coworker, who you never the less invite to your wedding along with all other coworkers. There he toasts you and your bride, and two hours later he strangles your mum in a closet bc she walked in on him raping a child.

christoph.s

It is so embarrassing at least oldtimey classic wonks in Europa switch it up a little, like Pyrrhus, perikles, the Punic wars, Fabian, the grachi brothers, Sulla so much to choose from!

Katherine

whos this hasan kid he’s a dud

Timbo

He's definitely not Destiny, I don't get the strong hate. Think of him as Christman's younger, better-looking brother who absorbed half of what he heard. He's raised millions of dollars for Palestinian aid, so that should forgive most sins that people seem to think he has.

Gordon Schmidt

Tolkien nerds are so passe, and being a Geoge RR Martin guy has been the same since the show went downhill. Meanwhile the real sickos are reading Robert Jordan

Ian H

Well where I'm from Biden destroyed the Francis Scott Key Bridge, so I guess it's a wash between us.

Swintronix

Willfully unconstructive omnidirectional bile spewage no better than Sorkin's Romney take. Do better.

🐷

No worries most people don’t give a fuck about Palestine. 🚮

drewb

Thanks for my new dating bio

🐷

They lost so hard they think the chuds winning is going to bring social democracy

🐷

Normal Americans don’t give a shit about Palestine. Islam is the worst religion in the world. 🚮 I’d take a bridge over Palestine any day. At least it wouldn’t blow itself up.

Zen Ben

I hear a bat signal... At 42:12+ the name Rene Girard is invoked. Back in the 2000-2012 era, I listened to about 1,000 hours of a local spiritual adept,Gil Bailie, who left his entire collection of cassette tapes of his lectures on Rene Girard over about seven years as a gift to the St. Leo's Church library. I was the most frequent patron of that little alcove library. I am in the top 1% of those who can properly assess the authenticity of this man's claim to a convenient conversion. Stay tuned. My analytical phasers are locked and on alert.

Schwartz666

Just curious, is your avatar a sketch of the Cum Town boys? Cuz it totally could be. 😆

Pancy Nelosi

Bro… first off, how did you wind up here? Secondly, trans people in sports is a very complicated issue. It’s an issue which will require much thought and scientific research. However, that one issue does not define the trans community. The vast majority of trans people are not athletes trying to compete against cis individuals. It’s an issue about 1% of 1% of people. Get a grip and stop acting like an edgy little turd.

pizzapope

don’t let the gooners hear kamala’s guatemala speech

eduard karpoev

Fr like I'm Russian Orthodox & also an adult convert (My immigrant parents wanted me to be American so made us go to Protestant service as a kid); & Rod acts in a way no other adult Ortho convert goes does. Also we literally have rules for Orthos about not going to other Christian denominations services & its not super strict but he seems to give zero fucks about this.

Daffy

Bring on Hasan more. He really agros the aggressive dorks. Many others have mentioned if you think Hasan Piker is divisive you are probably being a cunt.

Daffy

Vaya con Dios Hater

Daffy

Don't front Cancel now and post a cap Or did your annual sub already renew?

Dan Young

Those people are mentally unwell. 15000 pages for literally nothing. It seems like the franchise of poly nerds who like Obama.

Daffy

Felix has been on his twitch stream like 10 times since he moved to LA. Also Will the few times he's visited. The clips are on YouTube going back a good year or more. Get your SLOP!!

Dick Wolf

George RR Martin and One Piece are the official BRICS picks

Daffy

You fuckin dorks. Like, did Felix write that? How Will is ride or die for Biden out of pure spite, I'm ride or die for Hasan. He and Alex could microwave all you jug heads.

dwarrow_shent

I hate that I enjoy chess and Tolkien and history. Everything I like attracts the sweatiest nazis. I should have chosen a different politics. Could be living my best life instead I’m stuck with “chapo trap house”

Gonzo

Since nobody else is pointing it out Felix was correct about the 2021 kneecapping incident. Unfortunately Hasan was also right about the 2018 crippling

Gonzo

Dude did Hasan dig your mom out?

Eric

“5’7” fruitcake dressed up like Nightman”

Drew Halloran

Hm, this ain't showing up in my Pocketcasts feed

Ardy Rezv

Lmfao. He’s bringing young dumb people into champagne socialism and soft shitlibery, and turning off everyone else from anything resembling real leftism

sweetiepie

The adam friedland show

Dick Must Bust

I remember hearing that MF Doom died when I was coming down off coke on New Years a couple years ago. 0/10 wouldn’t recommend.

Ardy Rezv

Even these simps can see through that fraud

neowave

That's weird. It showed in mine.

Ardy Rezv

If you’re simping for democrats I don’t see a reason to beat up on you. Already outed yourself as retarded

Ardy Rezv

What if he’s too centrist for us babe? Are we not allowed to be more left than your boy?

fredbaroque

How is the episode title not "Propagandalf"?

Ardy Rezv

The Chapos need to get Harry on! It would send me and give me life!!

Gubriel

I wish we had a not quite as racist version of Lime in the Coconut to enjoy as a society, it always has me bopping

Frank Lee Dontcare

Don't confuse and project your genuine concern for yourself, your community and meaningful, sustainable development, with what what this infrastructure spending actually is; the absolute necessity to protect the reproduction of capital, that capital interests themselves have run out to the point of a dangerous lack of investment with deleterious socioeconomic effect. Don't give them credit for doing their jobs far too late, amounting to little more than a subsidy for capital, to preserve an inefficient and environmentally disasterous mode of transportation and social relation....on our dime.

Robert Armstrong

Wartime physiognomy in 1865 was being 5'4" and having rickets.

Doug Cartel

"Diet mountain dew!! Haha!! I'm playing at the Funny Factory tomorrow if you guys wanna stop by!"

Doug Cartel

"If I were China, I would invade taiwan tomorrow!" You would be that stupid wouldnt you

ab

Can’t really explain why, but I feel like this ep, and last week’s after Trump got shot, just didn’t quite have the JUICE. They just fell kinda flat to me.

Chris

He’s not bringing people to the movement in the correct way: being annoying in a patreon comments section for an audience of like 30 people

Ryan

So, in this example, the argument is to open people up to the criticism of capitalism by any means necessary (even if it’s done poorly), so you get a generational movement that’s capable of action? And then you course correct those newly open minds with leaders that are more knowledgeable than the ones that led them to the movement? Interesting. I hadn’t thought about it that way. There’s no question that Hasan has an audience, it’s just too bad he’s not sharp enough to do a better job with the audience he’s cultivated.

Petrorenminbi

Maybe Kamala will remind Philadelphia’s Greatest Son that October 7 exists in the context of all in which we live and all that came before us

Zach H.

Matt Gaetz just looks like a gender swapped Cruella Deville now

Matthew

That's amazing, I've got the same combination on my luggage!

absoluteboi

i dont mind hasan's politics. what annoys me about him is that he's a content farm and his 'style' of speaking is to explain the thing, that is already understood, to the viewer like they're five. he adds nothing to me.

Mark Schneider

Vote Blue No Matter Who!! (Henry Cuellar, anyone?) Hope & Change, baby!! Don't Stop Believing!!

Mark Schneider

I really puked in my mouth a bit when I heard Kamala declaiming her love for Joe & Dr. Jill (crack boy Hunter too?)!! These people are deeply sick, trying to feign human emotions & luurv!

D.O.D

As soon as someone uses the phrase "champagne socialism" you can rest assured that they have no idea what socialism even is and can be ignored forever

Axel H.

That’s all Twitch pundits. Podcasters > Twitch streamers.

Savannakhet

"A four lane highway through the centre of town" Christ. As a socialist you should be advocating for railways.

Zackary Kelley

It’s like Freeform jazz when these dudes get together and riff, beautiful stuff

Ozzie

Kamala DeSantis 2024

Mark Schneider

I'll take y'alls point that when Conservatives (presumably white) point out that actual black people don't accept Kamala as black it's a bit hypocritical. However when actual Lefty black voices like the guys from RBN & Garland Nixon say the same thing, it shows that it's true, irrespective.

Swintronix

You might as well be trying to make a point on 4chan right now.

LOAF

I have been rocking with the first Earthsea book pretty hard. Zero songs or poems so far and Ursula lets you fill in the blanks with the worldbuilding.

Budget Hireling

I feel like it was journalistic malpractice to not call out Hasan’s hypocrisy and mention that socialism means no house and no job for bad company. Really letting the comment section down guys. Edit: just did some research and this hasan guy might support 9/11?? 😧

B P

The diet Mountain Dew clip is so bad I actually felt anger when they made me listen to it again.

Frank Lee Dontcare

Besides your infantile false dichotomy, your normal sucks ass

Ranni

This show is like 8 years old and you’re hemming and hawing about cynicism. Why are you paying for it???

Ranni

Felix was so on point when he said people treat the Infrastructure bill like it’s the Civil Rights Act 😭

ab

I miss him so much 😔

Chris

Friend of the show China Mieville is a great alternative to Tolkien-nerdery

Daffy

That's some sad loser shit if you think podcasters > anybody. The only people on earth who deserve imposter syndrome are podcasters. What level of gutter self worth are we?

Daffy

If those black people knew you were listening they might not have said that. Some non-white people play around with identity politics when they think white people aren't around to hear it and use it against them like you just did.

Scott Grabel

Listening to them tear down Vance’s looks, right next to Will, reminds me of Patrick describing how hideous Frankendoodle is TO SpongeBob.

Jonathan Olson

What Trump did by picking someone like J.D.’s Hobbit-looking ass is pure, unfettered Tolkienism

Zach Young

Be ware there are some chanting style songs in the second one I believe

grymm

Look. A cat.

Axel H.

It's hard for me to not think Twitch streamers are at the bottom of the media totem pole, but truthfully after listening to this episode I think Hasan is fine and don't understand all the freaking out.

Oswald Rectum, DDS

Thank you, 45 year old millennial William Chesterfield Menaker for your brave activism ♥️ I’m too cowardly to single-handedly stop the Gaza genocide by abstaining from voting 😢 You’re right that I never seriously cared about it, which is why I am tepidly excited for Kamala and the early indications that she might be meaningfully better than THE Mr. Goy Zionist himself, Genocide Joe. This was all just an affectation for me, unlike a committed political actor like yourself.

Oswald Rectum, DDS

Is it possible to think that Hasan does a good thing by giving Wikipedia-level explanations of Leftism to children AND think he’s a himbo who’s not that entertaining to listen to? Not sure if anybody’s brain is powerful enough to hold both ideas at the same time.

Christian Bendillo

Me breaking the news for my boomer dad in a way he’ll understand: “President Biden has decided not to seek his party’s nomination for president.”

Jackie Gleason

What is the deal with Starbucks saying they didn't support the rnc when they still let their logo be a sponsor? https://mke2024host.org/ The PR control articles are funny

Christian Bendillo

That Biden call is giving the post-mortem Livia Soprano scene

Chantz

Felix accidentally saying "pap shmear" might be one of the funniest mispronounciations on this pod

Will

If Trump wins the Presidency it puts a Catholic a heartbeat away from the White House. This is why we must fight.

Zach Pierce

Great. He’s also made the ACA cheaper for my family. Get bent

Zach Pierce

I live in the REAL WORLD a-hole, not YOUR fantasy. We had a three lane road that was VERY DANGEROUS. Wrecks all the time. Plus we ARE IN APPALACHIA. So we are about 220 miles from the nearest AMTRAK. The infrastructure spending made my APPALACHIAN TOWN much safer and more viable.

Zach Pierce

No it actually turned a dangerous three lane road into a wide four lane with normal turning lanes. I know your elitist ass wouldn’t understand how important this is. My town has TWO main roads. So get bent

Zach Pierce

Suck on this dichotomy you elitist nerd.

Walking Bones

You're definitely taking a point about her politics and electoralism too personally dude. I agree that Will is officially too old and jaded to understand that Kamala is, in fact, brat summer and also passes the vibe check.

Frank Lee Dontcare

Yes you're totally dependent on the crumbs you get and you're pissed at your fellow proles for demanding more, even hypothetically in discussion. That's some deep despair. Of course you'll settle for the quality of represention and results as you're defending.

Frank Lee Dontcare

It took generations of that same line of reasoning and resignation to arrive at that horrible state.

Jon W

Everyone loves a Himbo

Jon W

Will is a professional. He can take it as hard as he dishes it out.

LiberalGroyper

Felix saying George RR Martin is from the Brits country 😔.

Swintronix

But that's her boss and his family so there's the workplace power imbalance, even for the VP.

Jonathan Olson

Hey Hasan haters, we get it. You’re insecure. No need to scream it at us.

Agent Grange

The thing about Kamala is that she speedran her own personal Century of Humiliation in four years acting as Biden's VP. Also, totally unrelated, listening to the boys talk about Tolkien reminds me of the episode of Time for My Stories where Matt told Felix he's too Jewish to understand the small-minded pastoral anglo mindset of Lord of the Rings.

etienne

how can i shoot women and children? hah! easy, just don't lead 'em so much. ain't war hell!

Isaac

All Sam Hyde fans should get the wall

Daniel Marchant

Another bad week, another good Chapo episode, another comments section filled with weirdos who are upset that THEY are not the guest.

Swintronix

Reminds me of when Will said ~'You need to have money. No broke-boys. You can't be of good character if you don't have good credit.'

K102.1FM Mornings w/ Jonny Corndogs

All the hate I've seen have come from sketchy people like Destiny/Vaush ,their weird goblinoid fanbase, and Kick PDF file streamers. Definitely bad company to be around.

Zach Pierce

Yeah you’re no different than JD VANCE or Piker. You DONT care about what actually happens here in Appalachia. You just have hatred and cynicism in your internet-melted mind. I AM TELLING YOU that we have seen tangible benefits all throughout my region as a result of infrastructure spending. The area is safer and traffic is better. The roads are new and paved, which saves us money on car repairs (suspension damage, tire damage, fewer wrecks). Not sure why you think you can condescend to me. Deal with it,

Tim O'

It's like when a football player has a really gross-looking injury and they keep showing a replay of it 🤢

Tim O'

Fall Out of the Meatball Tree '24

Zach Pierce

I don’t even know what that is, which means I’m normal. I’m in my mid 40s, I don’t have time for pessimists, cynics or hateful sideline sitting podcasters and their fans.

Schwartz666

Fo'real.. Several peeps in the comments with Biden Bridge Boners. Like signing a bipartisan bill with universal appeal is somehow "heroic." We are so starved for good governance as to applaud crumbs.

Frank Lee Dontcare

Praising their lucky stars over a turning lane. Incredible political philosophy and vision for the future. You have no political memory or literacy. Please do more.

S H

An absolute lamo for not being down enough to fuck with a song in a book. Come on now have a little imagination

Bodie Tack

Not that it matters at all, but Will said that. Felix said people compare it to the Belt and Road Initiative

Frank Lee Dontcare

Being ignorant makes everything feel like condescension. That goes for liberals in California and Manchin voters in WV.

Kinetics Video

It is indeed radical in the most literal sense to take a superficially good thing and see that in it's fundamental interactions with the substance of it's subject matter it is in fact a bad thing.

Agent Grange

The amount of Hasan hate in these comments has me convinced that if Fidel Castro himself were on this show back during his younger years people would have called him a dipshit nepo baby meat head just because he was a swarthy charismatic dude and not an awkward white cynical Poindexter like them.

Char

God I miss Matt

Chris

Why are you commenting in here then? Seems like you have a lot of time for all those people

Felix

You realise that Hasan is IRL friends with the chapo guys right? Spend more time offline, you're acting weird.

Tyler Sutherland

Tell me about it lol If you saw that and only that, you would've had no clue the Tea Party ascendency was on the horizon at that time!

Marie

Did an influx of new people become subscribers after getting black pilled during the debate? I keep seeing comments from people who I cannot fathom ever listened to the show seriously. Defending Aaron Sorkin? Thinking Will would vote blue no matter who? Viciously hating Hasan? I can not believe they're actually a Chapo fan and into this shit, they gotta be some weird other thing. I think if they listened to Death is Just Around the Corner they would immediately die.

Of course

Usually see 20 "I'm gay!" comments on an episode. But now, when the guest is a genuine hottie like Hasan, it's mostly crickets and even animosity... starting to think those "I'm gay!" posts are just a bit.

Sergei Filipov

I have some terrible, terrible news for you...

Scot Forsythe

Bill Smokes Crackerman 😂🤣😅

francis

If you weren't an altar boy and get slightly molested then you're not catholic. FULL STOP. Hands off my culture weirdos

Robert Aitken

good set up and punchline there. almost had me

Robert Aitken

Palestinian child with its limbs blown off bleeding to death but with a smile on its face as it thinks of Zach’s extra lanes

Zen Ben

Re: Joe Biden's resignation. A Mafiosa named Pelosi told Joe 'We can do it the hard way or we can do it the easy way." That was Biden's 'Goldwater meets Nixon in the Rose Garden ' moment. When two decade long speaker/minority leader needs to get it done, she gets results. She has 100+W's and 0 L's. Never lost a vote she called. Retire next year and we will grow fond of you in our sepia-toned memory.

Chris T

That Sparky guy who’s always going after Will for saying he’s not voting blue no matter who, it’s like….do you know what this show even is, man??

Chris T

The last time Felix touched a vagina was the day he was born

Josh Link

Desperately need a supercut of Felix reacting to terrible Rubicon analogies.

T

Realizing now that Chapo and Stav have both had Hasan episodes fresh after the Kamala and JD Vance news. But TAFS has had a Hasan episode "in the can" for a month that will probably turn out to be about Biden and pre-assassination attempt Trump. And it'll probably get released after the election has already happened. It's amazing what a disaster TAFS has been.

Of course

Hasan is more ernest in his delivery than the Chapos. For example, Hasan wouldn't have done Will's bit about supporting Biden no matter what. Or one of Felix's "I love that guy"-s after describing a horrible person. But Hasan knows to laugh at this, so give him a break.

Oliver Elliott

“You gotta be shittin me Joker! You think you’re Micky Spillane?”

Taylor Fredrickson

My guy, are you actually comparing a nepo baby twitch streamer to Fidel Castro 😂

Frank Lee Dontcare

Hasan absolutely does the same thing on his channel.

Frank Lee Dontcare

Way worse than the 'Please clap' moment from Jeb Bush.

Agent Grange

Castro was the son of a wealthy sugarcane landowner who was famously not the most ideologically rigorous person in his youth and described himself as "politically illiterate" during his college years. He identified as a vaguely anti-imperialist left wing nationalist and wouldn't accept the title of Marxist until 1961. So yes, if a young Castro fresh out of college came on this show dweebs like you would absolutely nitpick and find a way to complain about them not being a good guest because they're a nepo baby and not a "serious Marxist."

Savannakhet

Can you comment on the free episodes if you're not a $5 a month subscriber? Because yeah, it's weird that the comments are full of people who actually seem to hate the show... Like why are you listening to it? It's not compulsory...

Savannakhet

Right yeah, so you're gonna need a robust regional railway modelled on the French TER system that links you to nearest big city, and then from there a network of Shinkansen linking the major cities together.

B

JD Vance as White Uncle Rukus is absolute gold

Nico

This

ADIFT

Hasan episodes are always the worst though. Simping after someone younger who is vastly less funny or intelligent because theyre anxious about getting old?

ADIFT

Ive been a patron since episode 50 and ive always known hasan is an unfunny annoying hack.

ADIFT

Hasan defense force invading the chat for this episode looks like. No need to be insecure.

Chris T

Hasan isn’t all that young, though. He’s like what, 32? You talk as if he’s early twenties

absoluteboi

idk he's just boring to me. i mean yeah being a twitch streamer is a lot more work than podcasting. but at least these podcasters are good entertainers. i mean at least the original streamers took their clothes off! these new ones are just woke and play video games!

chronye

every late ep makes we worry bout matt… aslo the half way crooks diet mtn dew line was 🔑

C. Andrew

Yuuuup. What the internet brained, parasocial reality antisocial weirdos, don't understand about social movements is that they're made up of normal people - people who realize no one is ideologically pure or can be, that you gotta show some grace to get some, and think dressing well is a normal thing to do. Every social movement requires a himbo contingent, people love a himbo. Why am I lustily scrolling gay porn, or as I like to call it, porn.

Michael Purvis

There’s nothing to defend him about. His politics align with Chapo’s about 99%. So you either dislike Hasan and Will and Felix etc, or you only dislike Hasan…for some reason.

Craig

Y'all need to have faith in the normal whites. They'll come out big for Harris

Craig

Yeah. They were pretty depressing. They should be having more fun with this news cycle.

Eddie

Anyone got the @ for the “troubled man” who’s riding with Biden? Can’t find it anywhere on twitter

Craig

They should bring a permanent 3rd mic who's less serious to keep them from doomerism

Markus

Worst Chapo ep ever! Hasan sucks, is a grifter/unfunny/streamers are untouchable etc… also the anti-electoralism schtick coming from these trust fund patreon guys is starting to get really evil - Especially when they refuse to do or even learn anything (Felix: “I don’t even know what’s in the infrastructure bill”)

Boaz Corey

It's easy to laugh at the party apparatus, but don't underestimate the power of fear in motivating voters. I have friends, family, coworkers right now who are absolutely HYSTERICAL about concentration camps and fascism dropping if Trump gets elected

Nick Moralejo

Bro it's called having friends lol wtf

Zach Pierce

Exactly that’s what pissed me off. They proclaim to care about those of us in Appalachia during the episode. And then when I commented that we had received a new bridge (over a river, replacing an old and dangerous one) and a brand new four-lane road through town that helps safety and traffic, I was hit with tons of hate. We also got a MAT Center, which helps suboxone patients get off of opioids, and that has several beds for in-patient treatment. Do they REALLY want us to do better or do they just want to complain about “liberals” that read Hillbilly Elegy? I think it’s the latter.

Zach Pierce

Yeah it’s not just a turning lane, dipwad. Although a widened turning lane will lead to less CAR ACCIDENTS AND INJURIES. You really are too immature and probably too young to realize the benefits of this infrastructure spending we got…. IN TENNESSEE.

Zach Pierce

No Robert but maybe you and I would.

Zach Pierce

What have the republicans EVER DONE FOR US? For all of you cynical dolts crapping on the infrastructure spending, JUST VOTE TRUMP. We all know you want that. You don’t care about those of us who actually depend on the ACA for our healthcare or have received nice new roads and bridges that make our towns safer. Just buy your MAGA hats and meme all day. The rest of us will be out here working to defeat Trump and the fascists

Marie

I got to be honest brother I do not care. You could throw darts at a picture of Hasan taped to your wall every day, you could have 50k words of erotic Felix/Hasan fanfiction on a hard drive for all I know. I just think it's weird so many people are being really annoying about it. If that applies to you my bad man.

Agent Grange

Wow, episode 50? Not even the chapo boys like those episodes. You must be, like, a hundred years old.

George Lochinski

Hasan was doing a good job of correcting Felix's wayward memory

Jack

The Democrats are perpetrating a genocide, it’s not evil to stay home.

HeyItsGuf

the genocide is a-ok cuz biden fixed my potholes. thank u sir!

Of course

I enjoy the "Biden's ok because of the infrastructure bill" take in the same way I see the trains running on time as reasonable compensation for war and genocide in a previous generation. Cue the Kraftwerk Autobahn song, Chris!

Matelda

Infrastructure is the routine maintenance of a country. That democrats promote it as a historic progressive achievement that they got out of having both houses & the executive, as opposed to a bare minimum that should be expected of a government is bonkers & it's made possible by devotees like you, who worship the Republicans like some kind of angry god

Matelda

You didn't get any hate, you got pushback and you're melting down. It's right below for anyone to read.

ohnoitsthefuzz

Yeah, Hasan says he (sarcastically) loves horrible people all the time, I've actually adopted that strategy to keep from flying off the handle about people I genuinely want to video game.

ohnoitsthefuzz

Hasan just turned 40 yesterday. Happy birthday Hassy! 🎂🎂

birdguy123457

Love the fire alarm low on battery sound throughout the show, reminds me of home

Frank Lee Dontcare

Awh but here you are! I'm also in my 40s. Have I lost out on becoming normal because I'm not a shit ass know nothing? Is normality just curating a museum of random water cooler factoids and deep knowledge on how to smoke a pork shoulder? What shape of shallow consumerism is your normal?

Frank Lee Dontcare

This dude is exactly the type who's fallen for elite philanthropic efforts for the past century. Proud graduate of DuPont elementary school. Drop the sadfishing voteblue routine dude.

Frank Lee Dontcare

Markus loves asset recycling but hates that Felix hasn't done a 10 part series on it. There's plenty of us here that do know what's in the bill and don't need Chapo to inform us as our one source of information

Studio Novaya by Fredrick Edward

LMAO never heard of the guy, thought he was mid at best and I’ve been listening here for a long ass time also hilarious to tell Chapo listeners who to like. If you think he’s the same as Felix you’re stupid AF and don’t get Felix’s jokes

Simon Maraya

It's the commenting that baffles me - like, what do you think is going to happen as a result of your complaint?

Of course

SilverSingles.com here I come!

Scot Forsythe

I just found out rizz means cha “rizz” ma how fkn old am I?

Of course

I think the show is funny enough.

Rix Yarbrough

respect for the 1:23:45 ep length

Andrew N

Not really a fan of Hassan. He kind of comes off similar to AOC and a few other newer progressive leaning libs. Can be informative, but only worth listening if you are in a subject they know very well. He tends to talk about subjects he knows very little about, even acknowledging he doesn't care enough to do the research. Then gets extremely opinionated on said subject to only be completely off about it and backpedal if someone points it out to him. Then rinse repeat. Just comes off as obnoxious in some ways.

mariol struga

god hearing piker explain why hill billy elegy is bad just reminded me how much of a poser everyone online is. obviously did not read nor had any interesting to say, not that he should. and everyone else was like.. “ehh ok more on.” 9 years and still the only good podcast every one bitching is just coping

emmy

Funny to say he has no idea what he's talking about when you act as if he's a liberal