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We’re joined by Eyup Lovely to look at the absolute shambles of the U.K. under the Keir Starmer ministry. Starting with this week’s nation-wide race riots egged on by years of anti-immigration sentiment espoused by both Labor and the Tories, we also take a deep dive into Keir himself, his career, his background, and some of the more grotesque media toadies that puff him up.

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NYCM&AHole

Daddy pig keir starmer

JD Nonce

I’m British so I’ll be drinking pint after pint of hot gravy, nude, while listening to this

CT

Ok

Taylor Markey

Listening to this breaks my rule of not paying attention to the brits

C. Ries

Late slop

Declan Kennedy

accountability comments weren't necessary, as Matt Da God would say the chalk bet is always HellWorld

Stop the Spread

That smile has to be AI. I’m creeped out.

Phil Cutt

West coast slop, just in time.

Greg

Will has to touch the poop.

Andrew Cross

ey oop me dooks, eading off t’ poob (Northerners are generally pretty cool)

Jeemar

BLOODY HELL MATE WHAT A SHOW OF IT

Steeeeve

Absolutely the best britposter on twitter bar none.

Joel.

Guest was good, have him back again!

Shiv

just rewatched GoT so I’m loving hearing Ygritte’s accent if I have to hear the brutal shite situation South of the Wall

巨栗子

Keir Starmer has turbocharged my arousal levels. I feel fruity

Alex C

That adorable cackle lol

Gabe

This guest is a breath of fresh air

Travis

Felix begins speaking at 1:49

Joe Bowden

I hate eyup lovelys account. Really bitter guy. Still fuck kier starmer tho

Ardy Rezv

And to think 4 years ago we were all cucked by labor and Bernie. Imagine being invested in Corbin and Bernie, then having those 2 back to back flops 😂

Patrick Jones-O'Brien

I love eyup lovely but this is like 80% not true at all. He is not a correspondent, just a pure poster.

Joe Bowden

Will stop the anti-welsh bigotism. There is nothing wrong with the noble “Ll”

Lono's Oboe

"until I see revolting sexual fantasies about him" behind the curve again Will. That dam has already burst

Jack

do you really spell shadow as scadu

Jack

The Geohell!

Terry Buckley

Sorry fellas but the title should be "Are Keir"

SF

Eyuplovely is the best account on twitter - thanks for having him on!

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This dude is funny as fuck

M

Yeah—Eyup Lovely was amazing. Not familiar. Loved everything about him—super interesting and sharp; super funny. Thanks for the ep, guys.

Matthew

Wot's all this then

Kyle Serfass

But Tim Walz is my SHOE 👞 IN OF THE WEEK!

Blank

A socialist northerner laying down facts is chicken soup for my soul 🫡💗

Tim O'

"Unsafe at any weight" is such a good joke

Dave

Suspected this was on the cards!

William

The scare stories that Neoliberal cunts tell about living under communism sounds strangely similar to what it’s like living in the UK right now, after 40 years of privatization and neoliberal policies

demonsweat

Totally here for the anti-Southern England chauvinism

Graham Mc

The pod was entertaining enough, but to pretend everything is the fault of labour, who have been in government for 5 weeks, and not mention the tories, who have been peddling immigration as an excuse to distract from shitty policies for FOURTEEN YEARS, is just dumb. This guy is just bitter about what happened to Corbyn. Fair enough if it makes him feel better.

bowmitt15

Please have this guest back he's hilarious

Dillan

Why does Will keep saying 'Cure Starmer'

Oscar Morland

The Yorkshire accent; we love it, don't we folks

Waffle Poet

Mr. Lovely was a fantastic guest: Humorous, able to riff, and highly knowledgeable about what he hates. Great episode. I’d love to see Mr. Lovely back. Edit: Brilliant chuckle, too.

FeloniousUnc

“Eyup” is…definitely not a name I have heard before

Blank

I love Felix’s sincere voice when he says “our pleasure” to a guest

BigBoto

Shout-out to all the real ones in the North of England Independence movement. Great ep

Brody Knaak

That picture reminds me of The Aristocrat SCP

Whucko Jaang

It's no Muslims but it's pretty good

Whucko Jaang

When you colonize in to the abyss, the abyss also migrates in to you

Shadowil

What the hell is this guy saying his English is terrible

Niko

It's nice to laugh in the morning. Great guest, have em back soon

ManofthePoople

Your guest can go fuck himself. Tim Walz isn’t a dipshit. This idiot should stick to criticizing his own yard. Seems like he did zero research in that statement. The governor who literally pushed through one of the most progressive and productive legislative sessions with a single vote majority is a “dipshit” who’ll do nothing?

Fernslinger

Awesome comment! Feel free to criticise Angela Rayner anytime!

Michael S. Judge

Yorkshire and Merseyside are the only parts of England worth exempting from The Great Rectification

Robert Aitken

he’s actually a delightful lad and cheeky monkey

Fernslinger

Eyup is a greeting in the north of England. It’s “hey up” as in “eyup lads how’s it going?”

Robert Aitken

he’s just one of your more folksy Hitlers. not impressed

Luke Witherell

Paul Masson, which is one letter off from Paul Mason, is the California champagne that Orson Welles did a drunk commercial for

Fernslinger

I’m a southerner and we deserve it!

Smalls

Who cares lol

Diego Brown

I recommend "this is England" for anyone who hasn't seen it

Regular guy

I thought the point was that Labor ceded the immigration point to the tories when they had a responsibility to push back with a counter-narrative. Obviously Tories are going to be despicable but labor is supposed to be the ones fighting back against all that

William

Tim waltz is a bog standard lib who would be center right in any “socialist” European country. His domestic policies are the bare minimum of what would be considered “left” in the US and he is still 100% behind the interventionist foreign policy of the US. Shut the fuck up already

Kamran Husain

more gang of four chris the people need constant gang of four

Chris Plume

This guest is mentally unwell and has made up almost everything he said about Starmer. Embarrassing

Go'Thrak

This guy fucking hates Starmer. It's amazing.

Patrick Jones-O'Brien

Labour has never been the pro-immigration party. Look at Keir Hardie fearmongering about Latvians in the 1910s. For 'lump of labour' capital-control reasons labour has advocated against immigration as much as for. It was the more Eurosceptic party until this century!

William

Starmer’s wife looks like the smiling titan

Dave

Eyup's seething hatred for Starmer is a genuine balm for my Angloid soul.

Clr

True, starver is actually worse than portrayed here

C. Ries

Bloody brilliant!

William

We have found the British Derek Davison

MCL

I thank God that the UK isn’t real, that’s some lord of the rings crap

Maxwell

'avin a warm, brown ale with this one lads.

Bil

You're a little piggie!

grymm

lol

Xi

Bro looking like Everett from Disco Elysium

Steeeeve

Untrue Eyup is one of the UK's leading journalists

Robert Aitken

I heard nothing but Concrete Facts

Patron

love that high pitched squeaky laugh, it's so endearing and not super fucking creepy or unsettling at all

Fernslinger

I’m struggling to comprehend how you can be a subscriber and still carry the can for Kier Starmer! Starmer is the neoliberal’s neoliberal! Fuck him and fuck Reeves and Streeting and all the other blairite cunts

rodney jeans

Please have Eyup on more episodes even if it’s to say nothing and giggle. Also pass on a message that if he wants to move down south to Bristol and help me with the rent that I suck a mean dick and would happily negotiate some such arrangement with him.

Robert Aitken

these cowards just want fake news rather than Concrete Facts

Ian H

The Josh Shapiro Obama voice is so crazy-making for me because *I have seen him speak in person* and he didn't talk like this 3 years ago. Like, they put "y'all" in their impression, but he actually said it in like the second sentence of that speech. You're from MontCo! You went to $40k/yr day school!

Fernslinger

Hahahaha! I knew there’d be fellow Bristolians in here! I’d be willing to bet a good chunk of all the UK subs are Bristol folks

Steeeeve

How the fuck are these people subscribed to the patreon

Chris Plume

I didn’t vote for them and don’t care for any of them, but this brainless oaf just made up a load of nonsense.

Steve Nutt

There's at least three of us dickheads

rodney jeans

Meet you down the plough for a cheeky couple after work then lads

smooth trill player

great episode. could use a similar analysis of the Canadian political-media landscape given our parallels to the UK and standard lag to actual rioting. Nora Loreto comes to mind as a guest.

Axel H.

Shitlibs unsubscribe.

T

Welsh people taking LLs

demonsweat

Billy Childish and David Harvey are good Kentish lads, though

Christian Johnson

I'm about to bump "Natural's Not In It", I'm inspired

Nathan Explosion

god couldn’t place it but yeah that’s it

Nathan Explosion

bro didn’t research his offhanded yet incredibly accurate comment? he’s calling out the balance of the ticket and the narrative manufacturing. you don’t pick VP on policy, you pick them on optics. folksy dipshit is the salve for weird theocrat and rapey diva.

Tyler Hanel

I usually dip out of the episode during the plugs, but on this one I had an inkling the outro tune would be cool, and I was correct.

Tony Bonacci

Bruz. You can't even spell his fuckin name. It's walz not waltz which is a dance. I live in Minnesota, and I'm sorry that you don't have a functioning government but walz has been a fantastic governor and yes, would be center right in most socialist European countries, which make him exceedingly progressive in the American meta. He's not perfect but stands head and shoulders above any other sitting governor.

Nathan Explosion

is will talking over people a will thing or zoom/zoom adjacent thing? it’s getting hazy at this point.

ManofthePoople

Steve, to answer your question. Because I remember a version of Chapo that wasn’t just cynical nihilism. That and Movie Mindset still fucking rocks.

Chris T

Alex Turner vibes

MG

In 2002, Margaret Thatcher was asked at a dinner what was her greatest achievement. She replied “Tony Blair and New Labor”

Savannakhet

The Starm Trooper has logged on.

Patrick Dalton

Sèamus M has gotta be a contender here as well, though he managed to suppress it a bit better on that recent appearance

Matthew

You can tell it's just a nom de Plume

Jonathan Nathan

Love of rules, love of obscure holidays, love of being smarter and funnier than everyone else, love of anti-Zionism, there are a lot of things to be in it for, but yeah you have to be atheist or you're a total phony.

CL

The more “Mr. Lovely” is repeated the more I think he’s a sex pest. But that might be my irrational hatred for the English.

Rory Henham

riots didn't happen in southern cities tbf

N.L. Ington

Not mentioned in the ep that Keir Starmer was/is a member of the Trilateral Commission 👁️

B

I know it’s nasty to talk about the uk eyup was lovely on this ep

AKorgar

"Wait, you actually believe this stuff?"

Chris

"too early to tell if this will help kamala" jesus christ guys open your eyes

Ardy Rezv

Yeah that’s before they realized the Democratic Party is where leftism goes to die

Andrew

*Are Keer

Brendan Garcia

I love this man. A voice crying out in the wilderness, angry, heartbroken, one of the last and most moral men on the fucking island.

Andrew Ratcliffe

Just witnessed my first Tim Walz thirst post right after hearing Will call it on this feed.

etienne

the trashfuture episode about this week made me so mad and sad I had to stop halfway through 👍 hope the few worthwhile people of Terf Island can make it out alive

etienne

the media photographers have a fucking vendetta against keir, almost every photo I've seen of him he looks either like a corpse or on the verge of crying. maybe that's just how he is irl too i dunno

I am become reply guy

To the story of that journalist smoking k2 and shitting in a fountain I can say only that the spice must flow.

Eli

Like that sly Labor misspelling in the description - true praxis

Robert Otto

I loath the English but only the southern ones. This guy is a real one.

james

So how bout that stabbing huh?

Kristy Noem's Crusty Dome

Did I miss the Vic Berger content that was promised? Or did you guys cuck us on that?

GoblinHitPoints

Beginning of ep just made me want to watch A Serious Man again

Ardy Rezv

Only thing Walz is thirty for is isreal

etienne

Felix' bit reminded me about the most perfect Jewish movie ever made, Pi: Faith in Chaos by Daron Aronofsky, in which a amateur mathematician tries to solve a really tricky but fundamentally useless number theory problem, goes to talk about it to a rabbi who unloads a bunch of Kaballah nonsense on him and gets him so conflicted he drills his brain out. on a breakcore soundtrack. 10/10 movie mindset kino

Jack Hand

Yup. Multiple times this EP. I was gonna blame tech but who knows now.

Ian McShane

Am I racist to Brits if all I hear is cuno

Natalie

you guys should use British bombs by declan mckenna as outro music sometime

Evysaurus

Hilarious guest! Pls come back!

DT

Do you fookin care?

JD Nonce

Thank you. It’s a proud family name. Nonce-Moldbug ‘28

Michael

Wilkes-Barre shout-out with correct pronunciation is sending me. Great place to smoke crack

Savannakhet

Been waiting for seven years for the Southland Tales episode.

Savannakhet

The film that taught me what the Fibonacci sequence was.

Karl Hungus

Is Josh Shapiro trying to join the Black Hebrew Israelites?

Dick Must Bust

“My father made tools and it got my mum sick” 😂

Zen Ben

Props to anyone who can help Americans get a grip on how down bad the UK is really is. That wretched isle has worse politics than the U. S.

Crosley Querin

Eyup Lovely is potentially one of the hardest posters of all time. He's minutes away from the UK government rescinding his posting licence for cyberbullying elected officials.

RubbishBinMan

yeah that's just what he looks like

RubbishBinMan

in Australia we use the Labour spelling but the party is called the Labor Party. Very strange stuff

Robert Aitken

yeah after that it was very welcome to hear them squeeze some bleak humour out of it here

Robert Aitken

the spice is very much flowing where Mason is concerned

August1612

nice to know i'm not the only one who's thought this, i bet licensing that is a bitch though

Natalie

true but maybe Declan is a slop head, if not what he doesn't know won't hurt him

Ash

Best account on twitter

Conor Duffy

This guy sounds like one of the British guy at my soccer bar in DC, makes me feel at home

MLVF

The hating on display here is absolutely top tier

Warbs

Great episode, great guest

David DeCorte

I tried to read "Postcapitalism" by Paul Mason a couple of years ago, but made it like 20% through and had absolutely no idea what the fuck he was talking about.

Christina

This guest was so funny and him making will and Felix laugh so hard was very endearing

Toby Taylor

Eyup Lovely is a force, a true professional hater. This was great!

Bobby Lasers

The wildest part of the kick off of all the rioting was it came from one woman, who tweeted misinformation that then got picked up by russian news.

Kyle

The lad is great, would love to see them in future episodes

Rxk Lenderman

The trashfuture crew had been saying this exact situation was going to happen for years now, and much to their horror they were exactly right

No-Name Maddox

Eyup is the Man Behind the Keyboard: the hater all of us fear hating us

Man2quilla

Starmer is sitting motionless in the glass box like they said in TF last year

Sam Schick

“Needle in the hay”

Cormac

Painting ALL journos in the US, with, "a few exceptions", as "evil", is... quite the take.

Cormac

Oh come on. If you think THAT'S why Gina Carano was canceled, that's just pathetic. Reducing her vile hate filled rhetoric like that is really dangerous.

Brett Anders

Felix’s “Totten-ham Hotspurs” lmao love that guy

Ethan Schmidt

perfect closing track to tie this one up. love gang of four's Entertainment! album

Alex

Tottenham mentioned let’s gooo

Alex

COYS

Brendan Costello

"Uncle Lovely" is the sex pest... "Mr. Lovely" is his brother (or dad).

William Singelstad

I keep missing all the funny parts because I’m not paying attention trying to do my email job

Corey Brooks

Is this picture real or doctored?

Kevin Spicer

PLEASE NO DESPARAGING COMMENTS ABOUT STRANGE PEOPLE OR I WILL RETAILIATE VIA MORE SELF DIVULGING EMBARRASING INFORMATION ABOUT MY LIFE THANK YOU AND CONSDIDER THIS YOUR WARNING ⚠️

Andrew Max

,, , 4?2 high b $!?,. , no bc a high c. ,b,, bc by no c job !, gg cc. X high y g

Natalie

I enjoyed this guest

AKorgar

Fuckin' diabolical m8

AKorgar

I thought down bad meant horny what is going on with you kids

AKorgar

Glad to see you're still kicking around etienne

etienne

im always posting

Wesley

Matt’s ‘Cursed Isle’ remains cursed.

wailing ken jennings

dude looks like the ecto monster in the first ghostbuster but specifically after smashing the big tray of room service food.

Ryan

Guest rolls best insults ever, asked to return to the trap house

J. A.

It's so funny how he also ignored knife crime

Zach G

As someone who only barely pays attention to Britain it sure seems like everyone involved in British media should be executed. Complete reset. Try again.

Jorge Enesto

I like that he had to clarify that it was the US Ice Cube

Podcast subscriber 78

Was the guest really introduced as simply “we have with us the twitter account, ____”? Is there any more information on who this person is, where they come from, and what their point of view is rooted in?

Ian H

↑ MI5 spotted ↑

Baby truck

You joke about Australians but we’ve been on the People Smuggler anti immigration rhetoric for decades! Classic Brit’s thinking they invented everything. Talk to me when your PM had a plaque on his desk saying ‘I stopped the boats’ 💅😘

Tyler Sutherland

I keep picturing "limited hangouts" as, like, social events for vaping podcasters meeting up in a bar with a private area

Caitlin-Kangaroo

Scomo was sure proud of his achievement there.

Justin Kase

He's establishment to the core. More Tory than the Tories.

Absolute Unit

in the days and weeks since, Eyup Lovely has become perhaps THE poster

Reece Coren

need Eyup back on again so bad

Shfifty_five

Get Eyup back with Matt from Ghost Stories for the End of the World for more insights on British fuckery.

Robert Aitken

only Adrian Chiles will be spared

Robert Aitken

tell me when they’re telling lies

Chapo Bath House

Love when you get British guests because the outro music always rips