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Our now Ohio-dwelling Canada correspondent Dan Boeckner stops by for an update on the Great White North. But first, some commentary on the Trump/Musk Twitter space debacle, and a new batch of gaffes from JD Vance. Then to Canada: a smattering of bad takes from Canada’s media class, Iranian bot nets causing campus activism, gender transformative mine clearance in Ukraine, Chinese “elicitations” of op-ed writers, and the eternal saga of Canadian “anti-communist” memorials being proposed, funded and dedicated to actual Nazis.

Check out Dan’s fantastic solo album Boeckner! here: https://boeckner.bandcamp.com/album/boeckner

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ploob

Forst

tanmantincan

If I can’t be first at least I can be gay

ploob

Absurdity is the only reality

Ant koz

It’s lonely in this world all alone baby

Travis

Felix begins speaking at 3 minutes and 14 seconds

Cody S

Dan Boeckner is so fuckin cool

CS

Anyone else catch Will say “Fu-gay-zee” at 10:49? Sometimes I think this show goes out of its way to mispronounce words.

raychilldolezal

I would like to simultaneously welcome Dan to Ohio and also let him know he isn't fooling anyone, it stinks here

PIPPA TANDY

Are you sure that Dan Boeckner isn't really Daniel Maté?

Mr Tu Damn Quoque

I cured myself with activated charcoal. I am now ex poz.

Shiv

Felix spoke words (‘pvc inflation guy’) that immediately explained an image I scrolled by on twitter ytd. Thanks, bud!

Joey Fazzoli

30:27 I love how saying the word canada triggered their theme song

AP

that's how it is pronounced...

Nolan

Needed this

CS

Both the band name and the Italian-American slang it comes from are not pronounced that way. Maybe if you were actually Italian it would be pronounced with the long A.

Mountain Dew Or Crab Juice

Left anti-Semitism consists of knowing XPOZ is an Israeli firm after only hearing the name.

William

How is Canada doing in the aftermath of the beef

Ant koz

Chicken Parma Sean! Gabagool!

Blank

Trump was using the same audio technology as Matt og days of calling in

Pvt. Jenkins

There's a cult classic film about ellicitation called "Me Play Joke." Highly recommend checking it out.

Alex C

1:02:00 Cat shit Stevens

Hilary is Pant-suited Syphilis

Joe Robert’s founded the DSC as a shell org to boost his media career and get weed money. He eventually got booted from his own org for such activities and then made his public heel turn to being a hardcore Zionist and then got booted from liberal Zionist org he founded. He’s the rizzless George Santos of Canada.

demonsweat

The slop is terrible, and such small portions!

Chris T

Hasan streams for 8 hours a day if you can handle the gay parts

etienne

Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff do security at the rally "I told you dog I told you about the shooter bro" "It keeps happening!"

etienne

litteral The Ugly American here

James Browning

Nice Ferengi shout out Will! I'll be sending you a copy of The Updated Rules of Acquisition

Jonathan Nathan

Ok Felix you’re the only person I’ve ever heard being up the PVC inflation/farting/smothering thing

Mac

Agree with Felix that this online in-fighting stuff is not widespread but I think we need to start acknowledging the ridiculously corny people with hammer and sickle in their profile lecturing and being scolds. What do you want these boomer black people to do? Join your Twitter revolution? It’s Reddit behavior.

To w

Glad to see Adam Zivo finally getting All the hate and mockery he deserves. He is an evil nerd it’s perfectly said

Kevin Spicer

Living in Ohio is a form of esoteric knowledge.

etienne

it's a conspiracy theory that goes around because people think the account is washed

Doug Cartel

Trump: it felt like I was staring into nothing, total nothingness, but I was also nothing. I never want to feel that again. Elon: hahaha epic! Fight fight fight!

Doug Cartel

I warned you about snipers bro! I told you bro

CS

If Wills straight up doing a reference then I retract my original comment. At this point I just expect everything they say to be off in some way.

protob1

Not 'Ukraine', it is the Territory of the Special Military Operation once known as Ukraine.

Doug Cartel

Showing a black guy a photo of a palestinian whose face was singed off by white phosphorus and going "hes doing blackface! You hate them now right???"

Jim Veil

I think we need Will to do a miniseries with Aaron Thorpe about DS9. That recent Guys episode about Trek whet my appetite.

etienne

you know you don't have to do this right?

etienne

huge L when Will said "the native population" to refer to the previous generation of european migrants to america. I am expecting a full book report on J. Sakai Settlers on my desk monday morning

CHET_BIGTRUCK

The Pronunciation Police are pigs just like any other, why even bother

Gubriel

Every day Vance gets more odious. Not just these audio clips - Trump makes fun of Kamala's Indian half in front of the country, and Vance smiles and takes it next to his Indian wife and mixed children, because his ambition comes before everything. And that on top of Hillbilly Elegy being one long insult to his family. It is incomprehensible that he talks about protecting the family and Western honour or whatever. He is swine!

safetyconesavior

FYI activated charcoal is typically what they mean when they say "antidote" to most forms of poison.

poiuytrefvbj55

What are the chances Dan has seen Bryan walking around Columbus already?

vvnstn

Fuckin greasy

Chris

I read your comment before listening and fully expected their theme song to be YYZ

Kamran Husain

can’t wait until i invade canada in Fenian Raid Round 2 Electric Boogaloo in 20 years

Geronimo

Sit down and listen to decolonial Tracy Flick

wonderfell

Fella’s, as someone with a cat, if you have a cat, odds are you have toxoplasmosis. Nothing to worry about for most people as its symptomless except that some studies show it makes you more risk averse. For example, you may be more prone to car accidents https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC117239/

Rory

Canada is a fucking hell hole

Geronimo

Anyone know what the “Victoria vibe” is that the guest is talking about

Rory

Canada is NOT a country. Every country needs to derecognize it

Robert Aitken

it was really cool when he continued touring with Arcade Fire while their singer was outed as a sex case

Sam Zeng

Plz annex this country, Kamala need to do a SMO in Canada or at the very least Ontario. Think of all the live shows I can go to if i had US citizenship.

James Mutch

weird nimby pseudo hippy libs

R K

XPOZ deez nuts

Satchmo Coltrane

Chapo hogs from Comox, Bc all double taking cause our town was mentioned on the podcast.

Matthew

Cannot be said enough

Rob

He was recently on the guys podcast talking about star trek guys so it was probably fresh in his mind

Matthew

The Canadians are not okay

Joe

In all fairness that last bit about hitting moose with your truck is true. Several years back I worked a season at Denali. My coworker was out with her situationship driving up to Fairbanks and they hit a moose at ~70 mph. They threw the moose; allegedly the poor bastard landed on its feet, walked to the shoulder, sat down and died. Her guy's truck was totalled, but if they'd been going slower the moose would have gone over the hood and through the cab, very likely killing them both. True story, no bullshit.

Joe

Another less macabre moose tip. They can't do a banking turn worth a damn. Run in zigzags, like in Apocalypto lol 🫎.

The Broken Carpenter

You know Mark Wahlberg is going to play the cop that warned the Secret Service in the Trump assassination attempt movie.

James Browning

I'll check that podcast out then! Thanks for the heads up on that!🙏🏻

Jaime Christley

“Loser” is the name of the track. I wasn’t calling you a loser

Christian Bendillo

When you check their early life section only to find they’re not Jewish

Michael

"I still don't understand what gender transformative mine clearing is." Neither does the National Post. They just know gender=bad.

Alex Brooks

Spit-take inducing Felix throwaway line, about the fake Jewish guy having crucifix tombstones at the family plot: "Maybe they got a deal"

Andrew

That interview happened the way it did because Peter Thiel genuinely believes that Red Scare style gab seshes are what the people want.

Chris T

I gotta ask, what American really gives a shit about Canada?

Jason

Name of artist and title of outro tune please! 🙏

Michael

It's a city that some people have called more "British" than Britain. High Tea is a big thing for tourists. Having said all that, beautiful city when it is not raining.

Ryan Gullage

We Canucks miss The Bottlemen pod.

Gert

There's a fuckton of data and advice on this - like for low animals like hogs brake so you hit at the slowest possible speed because it's not going up. The arguement for not swerving for dogs and cats is "you might hit a child." I swerve for a snakes.

Rxk Lenderman

Any red-blooded American should give a shit about Canadian. Our greatest enemy, hiding under our noses

Stephen

The lisp is definitely an audio issue; prolly due to extremely heavy file compression because Elon is such a cheap asshole. Audio-only stream that can’t support frequencies above 4kHz 🤣🤣🤣

Gooch Immane

Comox not a Skinny Puppy side project?

Brian Carver

I used to be in the Democratic Socialists of Canada. Can confirm that Joe Robert’s is a real piece of shit. My caucus booted him out at the first convention in 2021

Gooch Immane

More like No New Kanada, No Old Kanada, Zero Kanada. Godspeed you the fuck outta here, buddy.

Stop the Spread

Don’t worry. We’re not falling for that bullshit.

Gabe P

Skibidi ohio rizz

Javier

Stolen Holler: The Chronicles of Vance

James Browning

Ah, I need to get back into that podcast. I loved Street Fight and thought guys was fun as well. Nice to hear they did a Star Trek guys episode

Valerie Maybe

I grew up in a rural area in Washington nearer to Victoria than to Seattle. The drinking age in Canada is 19 so between 19 and 21 my friends and I visited Victoria many times however we never managed to stay more than an hour. Victoria has a strange eerie vibe. We never saw any other tourists and definitely didn’t see anyone who seemed like a local. The service people were sort of grey, unamused but not resentful. Almost like the daytime people in Provincetown in American Horror Story 10 except less of them. The very last time we were determined to “drink” we got hard ciders, took one sip and decided never to return

Memory Erasing

this Dan guy should just join the regular cast he's funny

saintbeau

🎵 i was born a travelin' dannn 🎵

S

Agreed. Could you tell me the artist and title?

Greg

"we've upgraded our dog-beating sticks" is an all-timer

owen

Guelph mentioned

Do Golems Dream of Ceramic Sheep

As they used to say on the Bottlemen, Canada is not a country, it's "three mining companies in a trench coat"

Do Golems Dream of Ceramic Sheep

Huh... until this podcast l had never actually thought about how Trump felt about getting shot at... weird. Kinda humanizes him in a way l wasn't expecting.

CamScott

Is gender transforming mine clearing getting one’s bits and pieces rearranged by acci-purposely stepping on a anti personnel explosive device?

Jon

It’s the first track on dan’s solo album

Jon

“Loser” by Dan Boeckner

Agent Grange

If the powers that be are trying to wedge Palestinians and black Americans over Arab slavery just wait until they find out about jewish Confederates or how Israel treats Ethiopians.

Guydude

The story of Joe Roberts is such an all-timer. Hilarious figure, hope only bad things happen to him.

Jason

Oh wow. Thanks!

Twistedsister

Dril account was sold, Dan boeckner confirms

Natalie

great sound editing in this one Chris - added to the episode without distracting from it. young chomsky should learn from his elders ❤️ nice guest too he knows his stuff

Natalie

he was scawd

K H

When you let Felix talk he he eventually has obscure voiceline dialog regarding media apparatus lore.

buttface

Unnecessary shot at YC.

Natalie

It was not a shot just sometimes the sound effects and cuts to music are more distracting on true anon! His production is top of the line especially their transitional music. I was feeling silly I'm sorry

Savannakhet

Canada didn't become fully independent from the UK until 1982. That's right folks: Margaret Thatcher decolonised North America.

etienne

conservatives love to decentralize power to better weaken the state and cater to freak local micropolitics that tips in their favour. same with the annoying canadian conservative natural alliance with quebec nationalists that piss me the fuck off

ElverG

Who amongst us doesn’t enjoy the warm embrace of the bois? Trump is just like me fr

Matthew Krueger

You can be assured that even if good things happen to him he'll still be the same version of miserable!

etienne

if anything I love Chris but I kinda miss when Brendan would just edit minutes on end of Monty Python skits in between the cuts

Chente Bui

Shout out Ivan Catchin’azis from the university of Ottawa

Buried Ledes

Kamala for Grand Nagus ‘24

Podcast subscriber 78

Quebec never agreed to that. Ergo they have been under British dominion since 1763. Truly the only way to keep these pre-french revolution frogs down.

Virus

from across the strait but it’s close enough

Khemith

It's amazing how reactionary average liberal westerners are.

Joe’s fat head

Just going to pop in here to say that Kissing the Beehive is one of the greatest songs ever written.