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Derek & Danny of the American Prestige podcast join us to review the new film Reagan. Can a film that accurately depicts the 40th president of the United States as a vacuous himbo who eagerly repeats the last thing told to him also portray him as a righteous colossus who single-handedly defeated the scourge of Soviet Russia. Sure! Why not? We consider the dim boomer hagiography presented to us by the director of other timeless classics such as Casper: A Spirited Beginning.

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NYCM&AHole

Oh boy the officially sanctioned state department left’s opinion

ploob

PRESTIGE HEADS ASSEMBLE!

NYCM&AHole

Oh we have dummy bessner on this ep too. Dummy blow up Russia over Ukraine bessner

NYCM&AHole

They banned me from the Patreon because dummy bessner kept whitewashing the Nazis and he got mad when I stated as much because his cia handler that he shares with AOCIA won’t let him say there are Nazis in Ukraine

J.P. McD.

Are you the one who hates them forever because one of them blocked you on Twitter once? Totally get it and agree.

DJT

i thought it was funny when the jon voight character would get shook by just listening to reagan give a speech

The Children of Jack Acid

Could it be re-released with a Tarantino ending, where John Hinkley Jr. gets to burn Reagan alive with a flamethrower?

JD Nonce

My favorite bit of this movie (to jack off to in my car (I watched the movie on my Apple Watch like you’re supposed to with movies)) was where Nancy Reagan unhinged and dislocated like a Burmese python. Next time I should put the Apple Watch on my left wrist though. Difficult to watch and masturbate when it’s on my right wrist. I also liked when Joan Quigly told Reagan to invade Poland and he said he would but then he forgot

Jimmy B

lowkey embarrassing that the global right wing “won” on the back of this complete fucking dunce

Front Dogs Go To Heaven

whatever Racially Charged pronunciation of shawty will is trying to avoid would be better than this

Joe

I don’t think it was mentioned in the episode, but the director of Raegan (an unfortunately named Sean McNamara) is ALSO the director of Bau: Artist At War

Front Dogs Go To Heaven

genuinely just had to go back and check he wasn't saying "shoah-ty" the whole time (he was not)

Schwartz666

"Death Camp for Cutie" — Adam, Cum Town

Elliot Matheny

And then jodie foster gives him pussy

Elliot Matheny

Can’t tell if this is so deeply ironic that it’s retarded, or so deeply retarded that it reads as satire

THEKILLERWHALE

She never made public the paternity of her kids and it was always my hope that she was actually pretty cool and that she showed up to the prison one day like "alright Johnny, you earned it...". Instead, she made Nell.

David Browm

Alright but Money Heist is actually really good

AnatSP

The Zone of Pinterest 🍿

Cardboard

Regan is in Wolfenstein 2

Greg

Felix was not kidding about Covid killing the audience of this movie. It started filming in September 2020 but was shut down for a month because everyone contracted Covid during the shoot.

Quadabyte

From RussiaGate, with love.

Matthew Krueger

Low key? It almost feels like we deserve all of this.

Ardy Rezv

If you watch it dubbed in English the dialogue is laughably bad

Ardy Rezv

Damn thre chapos are Ukraine bots? Wouldn’t have guessed. I mean they have some shitlib takes but that would be the worst 😂

demonsweat

Felix almost went on a tangent about the Me 262, I could feel it

William

It is funny to think they’re re-writing history for people who are going to die in less than 10 years

William

The only movie with the same framework of an intelligence analyst slobbing someone’s knob is Patton

Stop the Spread

“Fenians get shot everyday B” might be the greatest shit I’ve heard all year.

Erik Weissengruber

Genesis. It was Genesis that did “Land of Confusion.”

etienne

gay reagan be like mr gorbachev, tear down those pants

Dee Rubes

NYCM what do you consider good leftist media I should listen to?

NYCM&AHole

Ones that acknowledge maidan was a CIA coup with Nazis. Dummy bessner is either too stupid or his handlers won’t let him say it because victoria nuland will Seth Rich him

Flesh Colored Subaru

Benny Jezzerat sounds like an Israeli influencer who compared Palenstinians to Prarie dogs (derogatory)

Jack

-Liz Franczak

Dee Rubes

Give me specifics please?

T

Great episode

ploob

Put the watch on the steering wheel, give yourself some options. 😘

ploob

The former

Alex B

Can't wait to see all the sucking and fucking in "Bone of Interest"

JD Nonce

Oh NOW we jerkin in the big leagues

Colin White

Wuts the McReagan song that’s played around 30th mins in?

Woke Batou

Woman in Will's theater clapped her cheeks for Reagan

Chris

I thought this was a fun episode about a bad movie but good luck with being mad about all that other stuff

Basil

man cmon

NYCM&AHole

This was a fun episode. But every time the prestige boys show up here I begin to believe that the subliminal jihad dudes are right.

etienne

Dayglo Abortions

Dave

Mrs Reagan...spit on that thang etc

Zach H.

If he was the Israeli Disney then he was a truly self-hating Jew

Fat Cobra

How is it possible that Nancy being the THROAT GOAT is never addressed. Shame on you, chapo

William Jarvis

How dare you disrespect the director of 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain, starring Hulk Hogan

Sam

Thank you Will for pronouncing it “Bio Pic.”

TubiRocks

Same director of Bau: Artist at War

C. Ries

The irony is that the one absolutely gay president was Buchanan, who jobbed and chad volcel Lincoln had to clean up his mess

Travis

Felix begins speaking at 49 seconds

Red Herring McGuffin

Lincoln was gay as hell, but that doesn't redeem him. Human garbage like all amerikkkan presidents.

William

I’ll be Pushkin back on that actually- nuh uh

Patrick Dalton

"quixotic" was another recent Will pronunciation w

Michael S. Judge

For real though, the story's incredible: a Russian ambassador named Sava Vladislavich-Raguzinsky was called back to the court of Peter the Great after some time abroad, and on the way back, he bought an African slave in Turkey as, and I quote, "a clever little gift." When the ambassador and the slave (whose real name and life before enslavement in Turkey appear not to be recorded) got back to Peter's court, the Tsar immediately liked the African more than most of his own advisors and courtiers (including the ambassador), and he adopted him as his godson, gave him the name Abram Petrovich, and eventually sent him to France for both a military and "liberal arts" education, where Abram became friends with Montesquieu and Voltaire, and where he might've become a career military officer or military engineer (hence the eventual last name "Gannibal," the Russian equivalent of "Hannibal") if not for a head wound and subsequent stint as a POW during the War of the Quadruple Alliance. So the guy now called Abram Petrovich Gannibal ended up back in Russia, working as both an engineer and a mathematics teacher for Peter's guard corps, and then a lot of other shit happened for the rest of his life that would be hard to summarize (and I don't know most of it) – but he was the progenitor of Pushkin's maternal family, and I believe he was Pushkin's great-grandfather. One of the craziest-ass lives in recent history. He was named Chief Military Engineer of the Russian Army in 1756, *General-in-Chief* in 1759, and even got Catherine the Great to let him design and register a heraldic coat of arms.

I am become reply guy

I mean… shouldn’t he get SOME credit for the whole civil war thing?

Michael S. Judge

(And yes, of course, "black" is a socially and historically determined thing, but Pushkin proudly wrote about Abram Petrovich and referred to himself as "the descendant of a Moor," so pretty unusual for the 19th century.)

The Master

Danny sucks so much its unbelievable. He finds one thing that insightful and cannot stop himself from repeating that note even when the conversation has moved beyond that point of discussion. A man timestuck in college

Doug Cartel

More like zone of pinterest

Geronimo

Nah, Lincoln was a system qb and they overrate him after the fact to sell jerseys

Doug Cartel

From the people who brought you "it's not gay if we have an empty seat between us" comes "Lincoln: Homoglobo???"

Red Herring McGuffin

I don't remember hundreds of thousands of slave owners being executed and having their property distributed to the black population. Do you? Every US president is irredeemable, anyone who argues otherwise should be shot.

Brian Reis

Y’all really slept on Scott Stapp of Creed playing Frank Sinatra…

Doug Cartel

I would watch a movie of the making of the reagan movie because that sounds hilarious Just old men falling asleep conatantly

MD

LMAO

etienne

this is the Fedora Edgelord Reddit of being left wing

etienne

*the sage bowed his head solemnly* there is zero difference between good and bad things. you moron. you idiot

Geronimo

what do you have a problem with, every US president is irredeemable (even Bernie if he won 😭). Is it the shooting part? That was edgelord no question. But sorry even your faves are sickos and on the wrong side of things

Ashley Naftule

KGB JON VOIGHT (monitoring Reagan): he has too much hayseed wisdom, his dick is too big, he snitch more different than anyone, his bitch sucks too bad. We have to take him out.

Dongo

Chapo heads should dig deeper into the rohrbacher thread. According to Wikipedia he’s been writing film scripts in Maine the last 6 years. I bet anything he was a cowriter

EnKaff

It's no shame to lose to top tier demons like Poppy and Bill Casey. They were really running the show

Tim Mullen

Love having the AP boys drop in for an episode

BTULTRA

Thank you Chapo Trap House podcast for the 15 new letterboxd followers 🙏

Warbs

I enjoyed this ep and the guests! Glad I'll have some background info for when my dad calls me later this week.

Zack Brown

Cannot imagine paying $5 to comment on patreon

Genghis Cohen

If American Prestige switches platforms one more time I will join the deep state and compromise them to a permanent end.

Darbley

How many jellybeans were in the movie? Edit: 57mins into the podcast and someone finally said jellybeans. You're slippin Chapo. Way too late.

Sean Riach

Ronald Reagan "Needles to say I had the last laugh"

th

gang im sorry but ur really bad at history when Matt isn’t here Lincoln was Mega Gay

NYCM&AHole

You’re all butthurt that I got first and didn’t post “first”.

Matthew Krueger

The way the line break happens after "...and even got Catherine the Great to let him..." Well, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little let down by the rest of that sentence.

Reece Coren

If HW is Rico does that make JFK Mekhi Phiffer

Bygone Djinn

From the yt trailer "I just saw this movie...I never got up to use the bathroom even once" - @chefpatrickchase

Natalie

Maybe I'm that one friend that's too woke and also don't get the references but I have no idea why you guys were talking and laughing about black people so much in this episode

No Relation to Henry

The Catholic church I grew up in actually did do the thing they mentioned with Palestinians, sort of. Every Advent they’d have someone come from the Bethlehem Wood Carvers selling wooden nativity scenes and crucifixes and stuff, and they’d have a little spiel at the homily about how Bethlehem is surrounded by a wall on three sides and is really close to Jerusalem but it takes all day for the Palestinians who live there to go to Jerusalem because of the checkpoints. It definitely wasn’t a holistic critique of Zionism or anything, but since a lot of Palestinian Christians are Catholic there is a connection there.

William

Sorry, I was just being a cunt to make a bad pun

William

What a retarded hill to die on, just to be able to paint with a broad brush. Cool dude, try going out and meeting people or something

Schwartz666

Mr. Gorbachev, tear down these balls!

Max

I demand that the official Chapo media style guide strikes the phrase "collapse of the Soviet Union", for "illegal dissolution of the Soviet Union". Any guests also need to comply with this style guide.

David Grier

my buddy Dave was one of the child actors in The Relic, he thought it was hilarious that someone remembered the movie, thanks Will

Max

I just noticed the Chapo Chat here on Patreon got nuked, good.

Alex Gullen

Felix, sort out your ‘like’ speech impediment ffs.

SeymoreButts

It's a hotep thing that all important historical figures were actually black

Elliot Matheny

No one told this guy that Lincoln actually died a week after he won the war. Bro didn’t have any time to carry out reconstruction or punish southern criminals

Elliot Matheny

Will (or Felix) did, actually. Said something along the lines of being disappointed that they skipped the scene where Nancy unhinged her jaw like an anaconda

Elliot Matheny

“Ones that acknowledge maidan was a CIA coup with Nazis.” Bro I am POSITIVE that I’ve heard either Davison or Bessner acknowledge the Maidan coup and its significance before.

Fat Cobra

I must have missed it, I'll listen again. In earnest I've been on a bender for a couple days, my interpretation are becoming distilled

Red Herring McGuffin

Bernie is a zionist, so yeah he'd have been less evil than Biden, but still irredeemable. Really my point is that the nature of the job is such that you have to be evil to get it in the first place. Everyone acting like this is so edgy, it's just a fact.

Red Herring McGuffin

He did make time to rubber stamp the largest mass execution of natives tho.

Red Herring McGuffin

The reddit here is the one making up shit no one said, with an anime profile pic. Glass houses and all that.

Elliot Matheny

Oh, we got nuked alright (brain damage from looking at our phones all day)

Geronimo

No need to get all great man of history anyway, revolution didn’t happen cause that’s not what the US system was built for, and its not what the ruling classes (whites ranked by wealth) broadly desired. But everyone likes playing pretend that we only had Jim crow cause of that dastardly Andrew Johnson

Shiv

I enjoyed that and will be stealing it and MSJ notes if someone tries to tell me he isn’t

Michael S. Judge

oh I know it was a joke, I just like telling the Pushkin story

Cesar C

Sort out your complaining nerd tendencies pussy

Tim O'

That's Nancy's job

Tim O'

I feel like that's closer to Taxi Driver than OUATIH, but yes, please give us that ending

Natalie

Thank you guys for educating and informing 🙏🏼 praxis isn't dead

Twistedsister

Please keep doing reviews of bad movies 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤

Red Herring McGuffin

Literally. Lincoln's assassination saved him from being regarded poorly.

Morten Anker

I wonder if the makers of Lincoln: Lovers of men have seen the music video to Electric 6's Gay Bar.

J Fitz

Every time I hear DB’s nasally nerdluck voice I’m taken right back to grad school, cooped up in a seminar room with an intellectually vain know-it-all who despite being a half step behind in the conversation would rather die than let anyone else in the room come away thinking he didn’t already know any given fact that’s brought up

KapZachlan

Debate episode can't come soon enough

Michael

Personally, I think it would be funny and good if they ignored the election entirely

Mark Schneider

To anyone who wants an antidote to Reagan hagiography I'll recommend the F/X show "The Americans" 3 or 4 seasons in when the mom Russian spy & her daughter (who the parents have converted to a junior aspirational spy) are watching Reagan's famous "fun" press conference riffing, "I'm proud to say that I've just signed legislation that will ban Russia forever. We begin bombing in 5 minutes!" (And full disclosure-- I hated Reagan as a youngster after learning to hate Nixon by middle school. His presidency & all the MSM symping for racism & about how "youthful" granddad looked did lead me into the 1st wave punk scene c. 1982, so I do owe him that favor.)

Mark Schneider

Agreed! Which fascist can you "choose"? The full-on Exterminationist one or the Shit Lib Kamalala who pretends to feel bad about the (passive voice) "suffering of the Palestinian people" while we all know she'll help them exterminate and ethnically cleanse to the last woman and child left alive. . . But I guess having a woman & "person of color" funding & directing a genocide rather than the demented old Segregationist (Biden or Trump) makes it less bad?

Obnounce

Should I start Jermaine Burton

Anders Olsson

No he's good actually. You're just stupid.

Reece Coren

Will can i get you an eagles saquon jersey

Man2quilla

History with a head injury

Simon Maraya

"Reagan still has alzheimer's in hell" - Nick Wiger

Khemith

Reagan is the Ray Kroc of politics.

Biscuit

Hagiographic Hagiographic Hagiographic Hagiographic

J Fitz

Here’s a drinking game for you: listen to his appearances on the Low Culture Boil podcast and take a drink every time he interrupts his own gf with a literal “well actually”

Jessica Rios

My parents called him Ronnie Raygun

Corey Mullen

Fuck Chris Cooper. The streets know Camron should have won best supporting actor at 2003 Oscars

Schwartz666

Nancy was the original hawk tuah

etienne

if Chapo doesn't lay down a clear policy agenda towards releasing a debate recap episode by friday lunch time at the latest I'll have no choice but to cast a pod for True Crime Addicts as a protest measure

red rock breast

You will be hearing from my lawyers, mr. chapo

dwarrow_shent

Finishing that show left a gaping hole in my life. Truly elite

Cascadia Breadloaf

Danny has the voice/ speech patterns of a precocious & overly-excited 14 year old

Jason Matthews

Comrade Voigt most closely resembles Antonio Banderas as the Greek chorus in Evita, I'd say.

The Master

You’ll find that The Master cannot be stupid

Reece Coren

“they didn’t have Rachel Patten in the Holocaust” gets me every time 💀

Hardcore Virgin

Add this to movie review collection por favor!