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882 - Election Eve Live (11/5/24) (Patreon)

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2024-11-06 00:28:09
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2026-06

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We’re joined by Charles, Alex & Andrew from Episode 1 for a night of Election-themed spoofs and goofs live at the Aratani Theater in Los Angeles. Featuring the Dan Boeckner Christmas Time Players: Dan Boeckner, Nick Thorburn, Alex Fischel &  Adam Halferty. And of course, a special visit from Santa.

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Jake V

THANK U CHRIS

William

Finally, some good fucking food

Toddy Todd

I think trump is gonna win and a nazi is gonna be our VP

Jake Lewis

chat moving too fast no one will notice that i’m gay

Toddy Todd

If I ran for president my VP would be the shark guy from James Bond

Scott

🍃🍃

Tei

I heard Matt is in this one and he's gay

Uncle JoJo

Is it working for anyone

Leyland

Santa Christman!

DumbSkyrimGuy

you posted it after saying you wouldn’t! legends!

Bob Montana

Can we get the text to Matt's poem?

Mersham

Should I listen to this or watch this god damn election?

AuxMulder

I was there. Matt came in with Amber Rollo and the baby. It was a great night.

Swintronix

And is it working better or worse for you than it was for years ago?

Jordan Deeney

You fool, my VP pick would be the shark from James Bond

Alex B

Seeing Matt in person was my personal Hajj

ploob

When I slop You slop We slop

plainwrap

I got a ticket to this specifically to see Matt but the stupid fucking ticket app isn't backwards compatible with my Android so I couldn't get in. So bummed out.

ploob

Also, Nick Diamonds

Schwartz666

Merry Christman, one and all! 😘🎄

Ducky

hey look a new episode

Das_Steckdose

Matt Christmas Heads Rise Up 😎📈

Michael

Hope you had headphones or you would have gave your partner two things to gag over

Blue Myself

Very disappointed in the attempted Hoosier accent. He sounds like Steven Seagal playing Ignatius J. Reilly. Terre Haute is pure Donnie Baker, RIP Fentanyl Cowboy Ron Sexton.

Drew Zynda

Same. I got 5 min in and switched back to election ceverage

Malaparte_Animal

there better be a freshie foil pack with Schwarzkopf, a Highway of Death strafing run bloodied fatigue (game worn by a Fedayeen irregular blown out of a BMP, and a Prince Hussein rated rookie F16 card under my tree

ggmacd

Andrew Hudson = best Joe Biden

Chapo Bath House

They're all so good but he's the one who spits the accidental post-modern poetry like only OG Joe can

Bob Montana

For anyone not there that's the real Joe Biden singing Dream Baby Dream at the end

glaourgbn

the gag of "you can't understand what he's saying" sort of wears thin eventually in an audio podcast.

William

The demonrats did when they coup’d his ass Edit: guess op’s comment changed?

William

It had moments- they’ve done better work. Feels like Matt is going through a special kind of hell right now, the man known for pontification has had his speech stolen from him

agab

Matt timestamp?

agab

much obliged

JD Nonce

Where can I find photos of President Biden from this show

RollinK

Why are all of the pauses/audience reactions cut from the edit?

J Fitz

The video at the top of the show was superb!

Tim O'

Thank you for pinpointing when Christmas comes

Devin

Monsanto sounds like Ashley Schaefer from Eastbound – and I mean that in a good way

Tim O'

Friends, let's take comfort in the fact that whoever wins the election, he or she will be a terrible president ❤️

Joe

GOOD 2 HEAR FROM THE PROPHET🎅

Ozzie

At least something good happened today

pq

wait is that Seth Rogen in the audience?

Andrew Cross

Matt sounding really good, bringing a tear to my eye (almost)

Last Years Man

Is that Biden singing Born to Run at the end?

Jack

thanks matt!!

Josh Lajoie

I wish I could listen to this

rizzlord

We love you matt

K H

Excellent. As usual I hear Matt and can't figure out if he is not making sense or I'm not yet understanding it. Honestly it made more sense on first pass than some cushlogs. Great to see our large boy flash like lightning. Soon he will thunder. Bless you and the patio of your body. This is a time to grill.

K H

A little bit yea. like a lot of gristle for very little meat. Actually Felix as that one Jewish guy that failed out of being KKKamala's running mate and that one guy pretending to be some kind of horny evevangelical mystic Republican was funny.

etienne

god help us all

K H

Confirmed. Really excellent 👍

Jack

Ladies, Gentlemen, and Enbies, welcome back to The Zone.

Declan Kennedy

my wife pointed out that peanut probably got tired of watching his owner jack off on cam and committed suicide by cop, and could you blame him? anyway, the next four years is going to be so fucking stupid

Ardy Rezv

Lmfao Trump won. Sucks to suck shitlibs 😂 😂

ZazaSal

I hate it here, love you Matt!

gatito

Imagine losing to trump 💀

Ardy Rezv

Guess Dave Dumbass and Ettinger mental midget got it wrong

Ana

Looks like Peanut got the last laugh after all.

Matelda

Matt sounds like he's back. So in one way, the future is looking up.

Wyatt the Wallaby

Is the bit to make we live in the zone part 2 matts official return because it would be nice to imbibe more of his ancient wisdom

Dick Must Bust

God bless Sandy Claws. Great to hear your voice Matt. ❤️

Rohrkrepierer

Actually crying hearing Matt's voice again

cinchal

are we not going to hear from you until next year or something

I D L

Because The Internet (Freak Like Me) - M.C. Dr Gonzo once said, “When the going gets tough, the weird… the weird turn pro” Reaching into the darkness Weird connecting to weird Yet the weird needs a nucleus A pole for the tetherball to swing around Every action, Newton, blithely eating an apple, Has an equal and opposite reaction So what is the opposite of calling JD Vance a couch-fucker? Or worse, publishing that he drinks Diet Mountain Dew? Or are these already the reactions to Weird Twitter Classical mechanics in the pop culture war of the sexes The internet warping Newtonian mechanics into a quantum fantasy As McLunhan predicted, the TV has been transubstantiated into cool The influencer killed the TV star by recognition They tried to beat Trump with a finely tuned political critique But Trump is a cool media and we just wanted to be entertained The masses rent We have no stake in this decaying system We don’t have a slice of pie, so who cares what thumb it is It’s impossible to rise to the level of fever pitch loss When we don’t have anything to lose A voting sticker does not constitute a plum But in our craze to be entertained We accidentally split the atom Just because they’ve built it, doesn’t mean we share custody Unsatiated by weddings’ endless appetizers We are now haunted by Banquo’s hungry ghost Putting the Q in Banquo Telling ourselves a bedtime story but begetting nightmares Mutually assured weirdness has knocked us from the apple tree Normalcy might not [...] as fantastic but pays dividends We may not have patios but we still have our bodies Grieving the promise of the American dream, Bernie was delusion A Kubler-Ross cope, Turning and turning in the widening gyre We awake in the wreckage These things play themselves We bought the tickets, we’re just along for the ride Weird is infected with terminal alienation The right are the true radicals Being an outlier is not people power We have the numbers I sanctify with normal In the name of the football, beer and a little bit of chicken fry ⚡️⚡️⚡️ Yet JD Vance’s voice echoes into the darkness “Oh! Is a sportsball happening?”

J. A.

Lmao

etienne

I'm actually laughing rn

Matthew Dunn

Matt sounding great, great to hear from him. Otherwise terrible show guys.

Terry Buckley

Will fumbled the ball harder than Harris by saying "Santa Christman" when "Matt Christmas" and "Father Christman" were right there

Mountain Dew Or Crab Juice

Would you rather: be stuck in a room full of Trotskyists accusing one another of being Stalinists for three hours or, die?

Justin S

Morning after the election this is exactly what I needed

JoJo Sliwa

Fuck this country. At least Dan and Nick got to cover Warren Zevon

etienne

they should recap the star wars prequels again, as a prank

etienne

by 4 goddam percent

Ulysses Vogel

Having Matt come out made me cry. I love our big beautiful boy

Gabe

Dave Dumbass predicted a harris win?

J Lit

Sup y'all, I thought Will was dooming the past few months looks like our big wet boy was spot on

George P

Funniest possible outcome now is Biden croaking in the next two months and Harris becoming President for a week or two before having to hand it off to Trump

C. Ries

lol I love how much Felix hates being Jewish

Antipaganda

Holy fuck, his mind has only been made more powerful by being twisted at a right angle to our dimension! Matt's still great! I'm full of joy.

NobleStrings

the Santa Christ-man fight in death stranding 3 is so bullshit what was kojima thinking

buttface

What time does Matt speak? Don't have it in me to watch any more election content

Harry

so good to hear Matt again

Jason Edmiston

I felt more normal in the minutes I listened to the poem than I have in more than a year.

Ardy Rezv

Matt was obliterated last time they did those eps

Michael leopardi

Love you Matt, Amber and mini-Matt! Sending good para-social vibes your way!

Matthew

Bless Matt Christman and his family and his poem 💐

George P

Holy shit I just saw a dumb lib say the upcoming Trump admin will be the worst thing that’s happened in the country since slavery, the libs are in a dark place

D.O.D

Let's just say this episode probably worked a lot better in person and not so much in audio format. I'll hang in there to hear Matt tho. E: ok the Civil War Suicide ending was worth hanging around for too

Emily Richardson

This was soothing for this shitty post election morning. Hearing Matt’s voice and musings helped a lot. Thanks guys ❤️

Emily Richardson

This is actually worth listening to the whole thing. It softened the shittiness of the news.

Jack

anyone else surprised by how coherent matt sounds? based on his tweets, i would have expected him to be a bumbling mess

Justin

Yeah, I don't know that either of them did. Maybe I missed it

Justin

this is not as helpful as you think it is

Justin

I literally put on Stalker in anticipation. I've never forgotten them using that metaphor the first time.

Andrew Clark

We need your wisdom, Matt Crist-Man! PLEASE KEEP POSTING!

nick

Some of their most immediately-sour analysis yet.

Elder

Democrats don't or didn't understand how much they're loathed by a lot of young people and most Muslim Americans.

Matthew

Blue MAGA: An Infantile Disorder

Fernslinger

This is actually a pretty great poem. Thanks for posting it.

Erik Paulson

I must be a huge pussy, I just stared crying like a baby when Matt was done. Miss the guy a lot.

Eric

I was not sufficiently cynical, it turns out. Never making *that* mistake again…

Megan Marie

Thanks for the poem Matt. Thanks for the music Dan.

MEAT CLOWN

*deafening vape sounds*

buttface

I don't need softening, just really bored with the whole thing

buttface

they absolutely understand, but they'd rather lose being center right than move left to win

Justin

Lol, you didn't get that he was doing a bit with the tweets?

Justin

Look man, I know what you're doing. It is genuinely pathetic though that you do not see the moral and intellectual hollowness of your attitude. Are you Leftist because you care about making people's lives better? Or are you a Leftist because you want to be snarkier and edgier than everyone else? If the later, fuck off. We have enough of you already

Jack

huh?? pretty sure it’s not a bit

Noel Haren

Joe Biden singing Suicide top 10 podcast moment for sure

Ardy Rezv

I’m a lefsitst because I voted for the only Non Genocidal candidate on my ballot. What’s pathetic is being owned by a party multiple times and crawling back to them because you’re a coward.

Justin

So you're suggesting that when Matt posted "tactical Jerry Orbach" and then all the Chapo guys laughed hysterically about it on an episode, they were mocking his aphasia? I doubt it. It seems like extremely the sort of self-deprecating humor Matt would love.

Justin

lmao. yeah man. the world is definitely a better place thanks to you. You've definitely earned your moral high ground. (For what it's worth, I voted non-committed)

Man2quilla

Chat, are we cooked?

Jessica Rios

I cried when I first heard his voice.

Pedro Lippe

Literally crying over the final minutes of this. Fuck, man. As they used to say back in the Cum Town days, I'm gay.

wolfgang

*mucus gurgles*

Ardy Rezv

I apologize. Any vote against the duopoly is welcome. I was going to celebrate either candidates defeat. It’s joker time. The world is ending, regardless of which candidate won. Wish you the best.

Ardy Rezv

The Trump derangement syndrome is beaten out of them this time my brother. Maybe we can actually reach the Libs if they do a little bit of introspection.

Wiley

Matt’s poem was so pertinent it made me get Patreon. Does anyone know if there’s a transcription of the poem somewhere? I would love to save it in writing

Timothy Williams

Sooooo great to hear Matt's voice. Thanks for the show guys

Malaparte_Animal

Untethered from the pole after listening to the CushKing. God bless that fucker. ❤️

Isaac

Someone posted it on r/cushvlog

Wiley

Didn't even know about this subreddit! I found it, thank you!

Marisa

WE LOVE YOU MATT!!!

Joe

At 5:04, Will says huhbuhdababuh

Joseph Pajerek

Curious what Will or Felix have to say about Dasha Nekrasova or Ana Katchyan from Red Scare now being right wingers and selling out all their previous beliefs to join the tRump train. After months of growing frustrated with them, especially them platforming Tucker Carlson and Nazi eugenist Steve Sailer, I canceled my membership to them today after posting a heated comment. The next 4 years look very grim ☹️

Ben

Lmfao

Chapo Bath House

Ngl, I was tearing up at the Zevon cover. (I knew about Santa so that didn't catch me off guard, but I love Biden covering Suicide)

George P

The same guy later said Harris ran a great campaign and no Dem could have beaten Trump as the country is inherently too racist so I wouldn’t hold my breath

Agent Grange

This Biden guy is funny as fuck, he should take the spot in Chapo left empty by Matt. What's he got going on these days now anyway?

eduard karpoev

Honestly doubt they'll do anything. They coexithed in the same space & ran in the same groups but idk how friendly there were with each other. Brace from TrueAnon may say more because he dated Dasha for a while so better chance he may say something

Migz

We love Matt

T

I think he was actually that bad at typing, but the bit was that he would send the tweets without editing them to make them coherent

Nicholas Needham

Thank you Matt for everything you taught me blessings to all great pod

Jamie Jarvie

doesnt he literally say in the episode that amber (rollo) edited his poem to make it coherent? i dont remember its been 9 minutes since i listened to it

hk

Matt made me cry. Kinda derailed my evening workout thanks brother

Jamie Jarvie

this may be the best place to ask this but how do you even say "khachiyan". what syllable am i supposed to emphasize. she never said her surname during the three weeks in 2018 i listened to that podcast so yknow

m@tt

Muscle Ups for Matt

Nick Muscatiello

They did reverse Kill Tony. It wasn’t funny but it was because of that

B b

Been crunching the numbers all day and I feel confident saying Trump’s win is your fault. Who do I have to email for my subscription refund?

B b

Who gives a shit about those anorexia cocaine edge-lords?

Johnny B

I'm ending my subscription unless you both stop posting on x.com

Max Lopez

Bravo! Good to hear Matt and the band ripped!

Huge Logo

So good to hear Matt’s voice. 👏

Ardy Rezv

The internet left has gotten fucking owned by the internet right and there needs to be some introspection. Just calling everyone a mouth breathing incel isn’t working anyone I guess.

Adam Cunningham

What's the name of the song that's plays them out at the end?

Tony Millionaire

He’s bringing presents to all good boys and girls

Adam Cunningham

Yes! I knew I recognised it, it's played during the credits of Civil War (2024)

Ben

Oh my god oh my god oh my god matt. Brother. We love you.

Ben

I’m not laughing and crying You’re laughing and crying

Jon Rehm

Cleans for Cushbomb.

Jake Fires

Glad to hear from our favorite large son

Jack

Zevon!

Josh Bobst

I'm glad I stuck around until the end

The Chris Gabo Show

one of the things I love most about the chapo boys is that they fry their brains for us by ingesting right wing media and giving us the high lights ...... do any of y'all (us) pedestrians do this too? I have dabbled occasionally but it feels like smoking three packs of cigaretes

james

Hearing from Matt was great but this show itself was one of the funniest eps in a long time

Alec Stationwagon

All love to Matt! Now that the election is over can we please never hear from that ettingermentum doofus again?

jason odell

timely use of Sanitarium

Jon Rehm

He should only be allowed back on the show if he does a poop touchening.

Mangomoosh

This is fucking beautiful. I almost crashed my car. I laughed so hard holy fuck.

Henry Klatt

Publish that poem somewhere!

Sean

Who was doing Biden? He was fantastic!

Quo vrep

Glad to see/hear from Matt. Hopefully he can come back to the show soon and lambast Felix and Will for ever letting that liberal snake oil salesman Ettengermentum on the program.

Jack

and stav will end his career and come back to cumtown and we can all get in a time machine and suck each other off

Jwood

People who think they are lefties but who say terms like 'they platformed x,y,z' are usually a lot more pro censorship than they think they are. I don't think the Red Scare pod is why Dems just got blown away. I think Dems choosing to continue funding and supplying murder weapons for genocide had a lot more to do with them failing to get enough support, than this person 'platforming' that person.

Joseph Pajerek

You act like I supported the Gaza genocide (I don't), still, people like Sailer should be censored, there's a difference between being a lefty and a libertarian or anarchist ffs

Jwood

Couldn't disagree more. This was one of the funniest eps in a long time.

Jwood

This exactly. They pretty much chose losing to the guy they call Hitler rather than do any introspection. And we can be certain they will triple down and continue to scapegoat this person and that group and that country instead of do any introspection for how badly they just got rinsed.

Jwood

Hard disagree. I had to stop driving from laughing so hard at one point.

Jwood

Correct. If we've learned anything it's that the libs and Dems and corporate media will always triple down on scapegoating. They are incapable of introspection sadly.

C. Andrew

I'll serve the first shift on the dick sucking line

C. Andrew

I thought he was funny 🥺🥺🥺

C. Andrew

I watch RM Brown so I can check in on Tim Pool without checking in on Tim Pool.

Mangomoosh

Pretty sure it’s buried in the comments here.

C. Andrew

Ladies and gentlemen of the Chapo, I do declare Chris did a great job recording and balancing all this audio for those of us that aren't allowed in LA due to gang related incidents. As a practicioner of the law and a man of intellectual persuasion, Matt, if your brain is a soup, it's a warm chicken and sausage gumbo or a rich lobster bisque; something that sticks to the ribs and keeps you fed all day.

Quo vrep

Hats off to our true patriots 🫡

etienne

of all the beltway garage numbers nerds he's the one who gels the most, I still want to hear him on discussing the actual outcomes. getting obliterated on a prediction is occupational hazard, its whatever

Edward D Heap

Amber Crollo shared the text on her twitter

Kevin C

I mean feilx is doing a mini series with the guy in the coming weeks

The Chris Gabo Show

I listened to The Bulwark Podcast for a little bit because I liked hearing Never Trump Republicans (tm) who used to he literal Republican Strategists reckon with their past lives lmao but once they started talking about "the pro-hamas-left" I was like okay I have to be out lmao

Patrick Taffe

Matt getting so turnt he hornyposted on main for the tentacle-braid babe aliens has me rolling every time I relisten to those ones lmao

Patrick Taffe

My theory is that his anti-Canuck rant at the Montreal show was what finally broke him, he was SPITTING

Kiva

Aaron Good?

Ben Alcalá

WORST EPISODE EVER!!! UNFUNNY "JOKES". AWFUL GUESTS. YOU ALL DID NOT EVEN TRY, IT'S LIKE YOU JUST MAILED IN YOUR "PERFORMANCE". I FEEL RIPPED OFF. YOU SHOULD REFUND MY $5 FOR THIS TRAVESTY!!!

Ben Alcalá

READING THE OTHER COMMENTS IT SEEMS MATT C APPEARED. TOO BAD I MISSED HIM BECAUSE I COULDN'T STOMACH THIS TRASH EPISODE LONG ENOUGH TO FINISH IT. IF YOU ALL DON'T STRAIGHTEN YO AND FLY RIGHT I GUESS I WILL HAVE TO CANCEL MY SUBSCRIPTION!!!

Elliot Matheny

The clout house riff was pretty terrible, but the rest of the show was fine to good. And MC’s poem at the end was genuinely poignant

Elliot Matheny

What’s your beef with Ettinger? Bro seems like a decent lefty who autistically follows the horse race

Elliot Matheny

Yeah that was actually an elite Biden impression

Elliot Matheny

Bro seems like a decent lefty, are people lambasting him for thinking Kamala was going to win? So did most poll followers after the Selzer poll.

Elliot Matheny

Gotta give him his flowers- Felix is absolutely vindicated for saying that polls are fake. Bro’s been saying it for years

William Hubel

This feels really comforting to laugh to listening to it first after the election

Evysaurus

Great poem honestly

Walter rememberer

Were you the guy dropping "Trump derangement syndrome" unironically into the comments here?

Walter rememberer

X The Everything (Except for Will & Felix) App or Website

Ardy Rezv

Me? No. I am waiting for Muller to save us. I already have my pussy hat on

brewdog

The, "listen, kill yourself" actually ended me, some of the funniest stuff of the show, for sure

etienne

the ep was ass until the zoomer podcast lol

Gooch Immane

Fuck it. Life savings going into Kaboomium.

Chapo Bath House

Check out the E1 episodes with the 3 Bidens. Andrew is unquestionably the one true POTUS but Branson and Felix have some gold, too

Garrat M

God, this was a banger, Joe Biden coming on, Will getting closer than ever before of pronouncing "Terre Haute" correctly and our big beautiful general Santa Kush sarinated us with a haunting but beautiful poem

8BitThunder

he did an appearance on the majority report this week, pretty astute guy

Schwartz666

Whiny ass caps-lock baby needs a 🍼 ... 'ohh my precious $5' Go ahead and cancel now. Good riddance

Schwartz666

Fellow pessimists, mount up

Kerri

Love to hear your voice again Matt!!

David Kelly

Hearing Santa Christman read his poem made my heart full. That was my bright star in a dark week.

FarmerNed

Christman Claus ... inspiring.

Suzie

Hearing Santa made my year! Thanks for making me cry Santa Christmas.

nick

Forgive my lack of musical knowledge but what is the song the band plays to close things out?

Ben H

Dream Baby Dream by Suicide

Jon

Good ole Cecil Hematoma

William Hubel

Glad to see you’re doing great

Quo vrep

Mostly stanning for Gretchen Whitmer when she was a corporate democrat that was literally the daughter of the Health insurance CEO AND being so confidently wrong about the election for the entirety of the race. And would you look at that, he's no longer being prominently featured in Felix's new series he was meant to co-host, and a health insurance CEO was assassinated to the sound of roaring applause. It's almost like history vindicated me...

Claire Lewis

If you haven’t seen it, check the Adam Curtis sequence from Hypernormalization with that set to all the film clips of urban disasters pre 9/11.