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Planes keep falling out of the sky, Schlapp keeps schlappin’. We look at the brewing civil war between the Democratic party and its own voters as the party struggles for purpose, goals, or reason for existing in the 2nd Trump era. Then, we contrast the secret medical center on capitol hill dedicated to servicing our aging representatives with that couple who keep having kids.

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m@tt

This sode Schlapps

Jordan

Schlapp schlopp

Goonba

Really thought I wouldn’t be listening to capo on v day but my girl no more so it’s chapo and goon season back again !!!!

Jeremy

This is almost stupid to admit but whenever Will says “the OG dry boys are back” I get a little emotional. It’s good to have you back, Matt.

Matt Colston

Another EA-18G crashed earlier last year too

Andrew Cross

Will first mentions a fighter jet? Boeing EA-18G ‘growler’ this has thrown me for a loop, folks

Matt Colston

They also changed this axios article already.

Evan Pitkin

Matt's chuckle is medicine.

chronye

that single key note playing at 27:30 matts punchline

Matt James Rich

Chris, I got my ¡No Se Pasaran! in the mail recently. What a lovely foreword you've written: "chillin' with the homies" indeed!

FrigginCheeto

I pledge my life for Christman. Cushbomb Forever.

Rickle

Not our beautiful aircraft carriers

Pato522

Lots of energy and laughs in this one. Feels like we’re back in a less fucked up era. Love hearing more and more of Matt!

Rickle

OG dry gents drier than ever, blessed with a Christ-man 🙏🙏🙏thankgod4chapo

Elai Kehler

THIS IS NOT A DRILL WE ARE AT SCHLAPCON ONE

Kevin

Matt said the Cheeto line!!!!

DiamondDave

Chapo Project 2025: All the Schlapp that's fit to print aka Tales of the Old Grab and Grip aka Bacon Wrapped Schlapp.

Cole

Matt sounds so good in this one. Some great riffing. Proud of you king 💪

Cole

“Witness me!” got a big ass laugh outta me

Gwen Blu

MGS6 starring Matt Schlapp as Scholid Schlapp

Eamon Short

Here we go! He was a little quiet, and a little shakey one his first few back but Matt is seeming more back in his element now?

Tyler Simpson

God I missed Matt so much. Glad his recovery is going well.

Bert

Matt Matt Matt!

Bert

Not Schlapp. The CHRISTMAN!

Ittna

There is a CHEETO. In the WHITE. HOUSE.

Matthew

Matt's starting to spit that hot fire again 🔥🔥🔥❤️❤️❤️

mckinley faas

Matt on the mic giving me chills

Mayor McCheese

It's crazy that people still accuse the Democrats of being "scared" when it's patently obvious that they're doing everything they ant to do. They drain money from the country and live a perminent vacation. Their most profitable time was during Trump's first term. They don't want to do anything so people asking them at this point is absolutely moronic. They are doing what they want to do: stealing a living. That's it.

THEKILLERWHALE

Of all of the horrifying creatures this show has brought to my attention, none make my skin crawl more than the natalist couple. A few points, if I may: 1. These people are not smart. They are not even what a stupid person thinks that smart is. They are just stupid. Every instance of inductive or deductive reasoning that they demonstrate is deeply flawed and stupid. A lion hits their kids so I should too! Car size limits family size so we do away with car seat laws! If I have 10 kids and my kids all have 10 kids for 10 generations, our horrible family will be in the majority! Congratulations. You know what exponential growth is but not how humans function. 2. They are horrible looking people with frail bones. People like this have the right to breed. They do not have the right to brag about their genetic superiority. 3. Hitting your kid to go viral. The kind of evil shit that truly stupid people will do in the name of some "greater good" that they think they are serving is one of the most depressing elements of our new idiot upper class. 4. How can you not reassess your philosophical worldview if you everyday life is this bizarre? And has it crossed their minds that if you were to create an experiment to create 10 sibling sociopaths, this is exactly what you would do? What the hell is wrong with these people?

Steve D

I cannot imagine hitting a child - even for the noble purpose of creating a discussion online. Revolting!

Sam Bondurant

I’m enjoying listening to the weekly Rocky training montage where Matt keeps sounding better and better

syd

"TAKE A LOVELY TRAIN!" <3

Cale

Bernie is an independent guys

Pepipopa

Glad to see Matt back on the show. We love Matt don't we folks

Pepipopa

That and the spirituality in the office people. THESE PEOPLE ARE LITERAL DEMONS.

SoConfused

Wait, I didn't realise Elon keeps choosing to have sons over daughters. Kinda explains his hysteria when his daughter came out as trans. "Fuck, my biological investment has significantly depreciated in value!"

Blank

Love having Matt’s presence, also I find it very generous and impressive (intellectually and comedy wise) how Will and Felix are incorporating Matt and riffing off of his comments

Here, Try This

Teddy Kennedy…don’t believe his lies

Mountain Dew Or Crab Juice

Reject modernity, embrace a time when families had 12 children and 3 survived to adulthood by hiding from their abusive alcoholic fathers beneath the corpses of their siblings

Michael Rosen

Like a Schlaap: Infinite Horniness

Mungo Franczak

I’m a new gen Chapo fan who is this Matt guy and why does he sound like the narrator to this Spanish Civil War book I listened to???

Zach H.

Schlappe’s behavior betrays someone desperate for the return of the handkerchief code for gay men

Jim Chapman

Schlapp should just join Twinks for Trump and get it over with, or find someone like Kevin Bacon’s character in JFK to take him under his arm.

Anomalie

I haven't listened yet, but I need to say this, since all my other podcasts and streams still won't stfu about the demecrats - they're dead and over , they're completely irrelevant, stop wasting energy on them, even if it's to gloat about their failure, time to move on, dammit, I am tired of hearing about these losers they're completely dead to me

THEKILLERWHALE

Oh god. That "Heartist" woman. I am having flashbacks.

DS

Matt's coming back to form and you have no idea how happy that makes me. The death of Cushvlog has left a massive void.

Kgrl128

There's a CHEETO in the WHITE HOUSE! 😂 A Christman Classic 🤘

Alex C

WITNESS HIM!!!!

Tvvvv

Oh I love Matt feeling himself in this. Yelling. Put Matt’s brain in a chimp!

Tvvvv

Beautiful. I miss Cajun Matt

Maevey Not

My great aunt got one of those medals for having kids. From the National Socialist party

Matthew Norton

Looks like they pulled the Yahoo article down about Schlapp

FrigginCheeto

We Love it...many many french fries 🍟

Erik Bourre

WE LOVE hearing our boy matt dont we folks?

Eli Navvy

The fricken Cheeto

thicchatlogan

I've never seen Matt Christman and M Dot R in the same place, really makes you think

Erik Amundsen

Da Ge Matt! I have not laughed so hard at an episode in a while.

Doug Cartel

This is the first EA18 to crash in a body of water that wasnt the gulf of aden

Doug Cartel

Every time the air traffic controller delays a flight I take a dollar off the tray table

Fiddypea

Has Felix borrowed Matt's tin-can-on-a-string to call in?

Alberto Limon

Please dont give matt the monkey chip.

Gabe P

He’s back baby!

Gabe P

Cheeto and the Christman

James Blackmon

When felix is really on we get phrases like "start a baby."

Drew

I love how Will always reads out the Mickey Mouse ass subtitles on Axios articles like "Why It Matters"

ChigBungus

Look, the Grab n’ Grip is just how Schlapp greets all of his constituents. Handshakes are played out.

T

I'm begging you to do an episode about Threads. It could be Ghoulvie Screamset it's so scary. I want it for many reasons. The way Will talks about mind-boggling atrocities is always moving.

Andy Kraushaar

#CHIMPCHIPMATT2025 LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN GANG

jfk truther

Righteous Matt fury at pathetic loser coward dems, love to hear it

——

I’ve been flying for 16 years. None of these crashes have had anything to do with atc staffing

sarah

Spot tf on

TugNuggins

Matt popping off. One day the old boy will return.

bruce

Im sorry but I just can't listen to shit about the cringe "pronatalist" family I can't bear to give them attention in any way. No head space for them. Great ep otherwise

Sean

At least one of musk’s kids is a clone

Doug Cartel

Giving women medals for giving birth is literally what the nazis did but no I'm sure those mutant breeders are fine folk at the end of the day

Justin Racine

Calling it now: DNC is officially a dead party. Cause once you no longer have any coherent ideology that can materially do anything, what even is it? PR and Spreadsheet Echo Chamber at best, worst really is just way to consolidate working class resentments into a numb compliance.

Kvvvy

"women who have 5 kids should get a medal" damn he's a tough! Women in nazi germany only needed to have four to get a medal.

nick

They scoff at the idea that democrats have a messaging problem, and then go on to (correctly) point out how few Dems can even speak like human beings. That sounds like a messaging problem. (Not that this is their *only* issue)

Sam

My parents are normy Connecticut democrats, but when my mom sees Rosa DeLauro on the local news she gets apoplectic about her awful purple hair. I know it’s pure aesthetics but it feels so representative of dems to go out of their way to piss off people who are desperate to like them

Kvvvy

The felixism of the ep

Brandomonium

Bring back the single income household. I want to be a stay-at-home dad, please

Cory Gipson

We love Matt Christman, don’t we folks? Many people are saying he’s getting stronger every day.

Chris

Challenging gay dockworkers to a forklift race in Schlappmue

Creemi

Just checked the article on those breeder and theres an unsurprising little fact that Will didnt read out: "Each of their four kids has been screened for cancer, depression, and migraine risk, as well as IQ, Malcolm said. The couple does not screen for autism, *a condition they both have.*" Maybe if you have the breeding type of autism you should be reprogrammed somehow to trains or spreadsheets or something normal to be autistic about

George P

So great to hear Matt, cheers me up every time I hear him

Matelda

I'm not tired of it, I'm a spiteful troll and hating them is what I'm here for. I have waited my life for the end of the vichy demokkkrat party, i deserve this. What other podcasts have more of this shit? Please tell me.

Sam Cook

Matt wins the Amazon giftcard for best joke of the episode by busting out the looney tunes Rube Goldberg machine music

Matelda

All they can do for dementia is slow the decline, except in Cuba where i think they cured it. Matt please don't go to the monkey brain butcher, maybe try Cuba.

Stealtreasure

Any time Matt is back its a good day. Enjoying the book, sir.

Matelda

Then we need to forklift the carcass out of the way. It's still blocking traffic on a major freeway

Siddhartha

Matt bringing the heat.

TugNuggins

Yeah, he's been back for a few eps now. Doing much better.

Tea for the Tillerman

We’re a few weeks away from there being a “meatspin.gov” for some reason

Richard Cochnar

Jacques is going to start dating Matt Schlapp until Ben and Hesse tell them to stop.

Dave Trembley

*Expanding Virginia Foxx’s GQ shoot to both monitors in my goon cave*

Schaeffer Mallory

Jfc if labor doesn't form a third party between now and 2028 they're idiots. They could probably even scoop up some of the Groups money!! And if dems somehow win in 2028 then the opening for a third party is gone for at least another decade

Greg Forsyth

I can hear Matt improving with each episode. It's so good to hear.

creepytwig

My boyfriend was telling me the other day that he believes that right wing gay guys resent gay rights and marriage legalization because for them their sexuality is inextricably tied up with shame and secrecy, and normalization ruins the eros of it all. So basically the self-hating gay guy thing is real and they let their shame dictate life for all other lgbt people

Samuel Z Goldberg

I don't know anything about the secret Congressional hospital, but I did pick up pills from the secret Congressional pharmacy when I was a Senate intern in 2012. That part of the tunnels got a lot of traffic.

Chris Knutson

Hell yeah Matt, been saying we need President The Rock for years 💪🧠

Jon | Kuluu

hugespamfan@proton.me invite me to your activist gang and I’ll help you do cyber

Elliot robinson

THIS IS A FIVE ALARM FIRE THERE IS A DANG CHEETO IN THE WHITE HOUSE

Matt Dear

god the Collins are fucking insane, they shouldn't be allowed out, let alone kids jfc

Hilary is Pant-suited Syphilis

The Democrats have since Carter ran on purely message vs doing anything for their voters. That lemon has already been squeezed and you can’t fool enough people anymore.

Damen Irving

All these hysterics about under population and low fertility, keeping the light of human life alive blah blah blah only to be pro corporal punishment—fuck all the way off

Damen Irving

Coercing people to have ten kids? Yes, very good. Building more housing? Eh, that’s not very realistic.

K H

Unironically

C. Ries

Matt’s power has not diminished, it has only grown denser in a more limited volume

K H

Yea, unfortunately it's one of those deals where it's a zombie hissing and snapping, and most of the other apocalypse survivors are still going "IT'S GAMGAM WE GOTTA GET HER OUTA HERE!"

Matt Dear

Being concerned with the trajectory of the human species is a bizarre, promethean, moronic take. A desperate attempt to assert themselves as of importance, by being instrumental in some drop of piss in the gene pool ocean. Pathetic. The best legacy they can hope for is that when they do finally die, at least one person might not celebrate. But I'd say that's highly doubtful based on their current behaviour.

K H

He is kept oiled up in a hole, but sometimes he's let out. Our beautiful shiny large boy.

Chris

Not sure if those natalist freaks have the best PR person around or a powerful enemy trying to engineer their downfall, because all those articles seem designed to inspire a burning hatred of them

Dezza

WITNESS ME

K

I loled so hard at Matt’s “witness meeee”

C. Ries

Weird sells

K

Also they did try the medals for moms thing.. in nazi germany

Dr Nermal Funkenstein

Its not secret. You just walked here 2215 Constitution Ave., NW., Washington, D.C

Paul

Matt hasn’t missed a beat with his riffs

Jesse

YOU BLEW IT!

Michael

“WITNESS MEEEE” killed me lmao

Keith Benoit

"Surgeon General, Jack Kevorkian." I mean, that's pure Christman.

August West

Chris what’s the outro music?

K H

If you're incapable of giving vaginal birth your genetic line is kind of a failure. Genetically you can't do the one thing you need to be able to do. Unless your kid can burst out of your stomach like a xenomorph and they in turn can bear twins, the line is doomed in the apocalyptic hellscape they envision as our future. Also, no glasses, no nerds. If she isn't getting bred by a virile Black bull I just can't take this family seriously. Remember the artificial wombs in brave new world? They weren't based on European women. I'm calling for the rise of the true master race folks. An end to the Yakubian homonculi and the dawn of the Blasian. The Blasian shall inherit the earth.

lunchables

So ironic the Jerry Connolly is on the rapid response team cause that’s the team of doctors who you call in the hospital when someone’s heart stops or they start dying and need to be revived LOLLL

Ian

Banger episode

ab

Is it just me or is Felix’s volume mixed really low?

K H

Matt is going to jail for that industrialized child molestation riff.

K H

Indefensible.

christoph.s

The Nazis did the medal for child bearing, it was called 'Mutterkreuz' (translates to Mother's Cross) It was in three tiers Bronze for mothers who had four or five children, silver six or seven and gold for eight or more. The children had to be of course of 'Deutschblütig' meaning of german blood, and 'erbwürdig' which is to say not disabled. And you got a medal and a sash and in the higher form a letter with Hitlers signature. Also the women could have their cross dishonorbly removed if they cheated especially with a non german. Higher estimates suggest that up to 10 million Mutterkreuze have been awarded from 1938 to 1945.

Sean

Babies by Pulp

K H

It seemed like they're just stupid and use reddit. A lot of times people will say they have autism, but when you talk to them it's obvious they're just dumb. Meanwhile the most autistic people you've ever met in your life never bring it up.

K H

That's not really the problem though. It's a symptom of the fact they don't have to interact with anyone but donors. You can sound like a little robot dork if people like what you have to say. Take Kendrick for example.

bubba Marxxx

Love to hear our boy Matt gettin fired up again 🥲

MG

Pulp outro 😚🤌

Pvt. Jenkins

It's nice to hear Matt exploding with anger again

protob1

lol no they can't join Trump's party because having gay sex is fucking gay dude

ZazaSal

THE OBAMAS ARE STILL TOGETHER CONFIRMED

iceland

I love Matt with all my heart but I’ve spent the last couple years privately pessimistic we would ever have “cushbomb” totally back—and that was ok, we were lucky to have as many Matt rants as we did He certainly doesn’t owe me anything and I mainly just wanted him to recover to the point where he could enjoy his life w his family But he came with some heat today. This was the first ep where I allowed myself to imagine a future where the dry boys are fully back, matt screaming into the mic Best part of my day. Happy for Matt

kron

Being a politician in the opposition is supposed to be fun! You just have to yell and obstruct and throw tantrums all day. And the dems can’t even do that!!! “What? You want me to morally grandstand about my enemies destroying the country and try and derail all their initiatives? I can’t do that! It might look like I actually give a shit. Also I love republicans now.”

Kyle Smyth

Classic ep. Figures both old and new, Matt's quips, and Felix apparently still unable to maintain a consistent distance from his mic. Perfect.

Travis

Felix begins speaking at 1 minute and 16 seconds today

Wisselbanken

"the grain harvest was so plentiful under the last sovereign" holy shit lmao this is the average american voter to a t

DT

It's the surest sign that they're really really not interested in governing. they can't even bother to propose joke legislation with stupid names.

ab

Matt was so good on this ep 👏

The Steel Harvest

Musk: "the austerity regime will continue until the acronym game improves" all they gotta do is beat "DOGE"

Curtis Dyer

Matt's energy set my loins aflame on this one.

Keith Huston

Stalin did, too, The Order of Maternal Glory lol

LBloc

Having Matt on to talk about somebody getting Schlapp’d feels comfortably 2022

Stephen

I legitimately hope the Collins' children are endlessly bullied until they become school shooters

I am become reply guy

I want to be a politician but I’m uncomfortable talking to people and hate confrontation.

Kevin C

He'll give you a schlapp across the face

VibeOrDie

Schlapp? That’s the sound my turds make when they hit tha water

Chapo Bath House

I can't believe Mercy Schlapp isn't a Divine character in a John Waters movie

DJT

matt sounding better. love it

Axel H.

“Go up to any man and press A” 😂 Biggest laugh of the episode.

Podcast subscriber 78

Felix starts speaking at 1:17 and says “half-hazard” at 4:34 for those playing along at home. Good luck!

Robert Karnick

“Black Adam’s” sounds like a Nick Mullen riff on that Robin Williams movie about the clown doctor

Chapo Bath House

If Canada becomes the 51st state, I'm writing in Lightfoot -Blago in 2024. Send him to Florida, get him one the Kamala Rx mix and I think he'd be a great VP

Cullen S

Fetterman should drop no shorts entirely, but keep wearing shirts. Rocking the appearance of a Porky Pig hybrid ogre

Robert Armstrong

I'll admit - I had my doubts about the Matt Christman reboot; I gotta say, though, he's put an exciting new spin on it. The original Matt Christman is always going to be a classic, but I think this new series is gonna be something really special!

Matthew Dunn

Matt with some bangers! Matt let me tell you your brain is great. You get better every time. However, looking forward to the Robocop version of Matt as well.

Marc Silverstein

Thats what the new movie The Monkey is about

Shane Ronan

Matt’s “Witness Me!” was so good lol

Matelda

Right? Like i think we should try to keep a society running where people with medical needs can survive, but if you're all about carrying forth genetic superiority, the inability to give birth is a potentially-fatal liability for your line.

Alex

Matt getting better. So good to see!

DTV

Matt is absolutely killin’ it this episode, got damn

K H

He's just Homie the Clown. All the kids are the audience from the Apolo.

K H

I never thought of that but you're right. Republic are ALWAYS proposing goofy ass bills, but now they actually get passed. Even their bullshit gets through.

etienne

Don't Ask Don't Tell but for having children

K H

Yea Felix was right on the edge of grabbing that one, but missed it.

K H

We need a more hardy and durable kid that survive mostly on the roof or scampering through bushes.

etienne

also I don't know if they're that kind of people but that couple who get rebuilt like the opening of Ghost in the Shell every 14 months before having another kid, they better fucking not be transphobic. If they get to use cutting edge medicine to turn their ass into a perfect breeding machine because it makes them feel better they better fucking not be against gender affirming care

Jessica Rios

Matt sounds the best he has sounded yet! That makes me so happy. 🫶🏼

Jessica Rios

If you haven’t, you should go read his wife’s post about her Substack article yesterday. It was enlightening and made me think differently than I have been.

Karl Kraus

Absolutely loving the Matt love this episode. We can all see he's made a lot of progress and he's only going to get better. As someone who has had health problems (cancer and prosthetic leg) i know recovery takes a while and it does get better with hard work and a good support structure. Just takes some time. Matt is a legend

Astynax

PROGRESS!!!!!!!!!!

Charlie LaGullo

Matts power levels increasing at an unprecedented rate

AKorgar

It's awesome to hear him chuckling again

Juan Gonzalez

He’s been in the healing chamber from DBZ, sucking the life out of Joseph

Juan Gonzalez

I’m so happy to hear Matt chuckle

Travis Logel

Can they get Felix one of those Garth Brooks head mount mics? He just can’t talk into the mic and I gotta ride the levels the whole show. Sick of it.

Travis Logel

I think he just never talks into the mic. The production value of the show has never been great but it’s been total dogshit lately.

justdave

Happy Schlappintines everybody

Jonathan G

49:07 Felix first speaks from well

Jessica Rios

Matt your brain could never be jelly. Your brain is 10x more superior to anyone else’s.

J P 3

In 2009, the GOP and its base went absolutely crazy in terms of obstruction. The Democrats had much larger majorities in 2009-2010, and the Democrats still acted like they were too helpless to do things that had overwhelming support with their own base -- no public option in health care, no pro-union legislation, no immigration reform. A Republican Senator, Arlen Specter, voted for a Democratic budget and the Republican base and its donors ran him out of the party. The Republicans still flipped that seat in the next election. The Dems blew the election because Joe Sestak won the Senate primary that Specter was supposed to win (after having changed parties). Sestak was one of the few Democrats to almost win in the 2010 wave election -- and he nearly did it with absolutely no party support. Just one of a dozen other examples. The Dems are absolutely useless.

Ducky

Glad Matt was back for this episode

Chubby Justin

Chopping peers for some etouffee this morning and kept doing christman clay higgins impression OH OUI OUI MON AMI. YOU GET NICE DARK ROUX GOING AND PUT SOME W SAUCE IN THERE WITH SOME GATOR TAILS YOU GIT A GUD GUMBO GOING HAUX HAUX

Agent Grange

I appreciate that Chris dropped the Poke Rap instead of the obvious, lazy theme song drop. Also this doesn't really make sense but talking about Chuck Schumer committing seppuku just makes me think of that clip of him telling that reporter about his "hack" of saving money at a diner by mixing his orange juice with a glass of water. But like. If he removed half of his guts into an empty democratic campaign staffer to make a second, more watered down Chuck Schumer.

Savannakhet

I swear that Quinn Slobodian was a guest on an early episode of Chapo. Am I imagining that?

Zach Pierce

They haven’t passed ANYTHING. It’s all just executive fiat, which they whined about endlessly during Obama’s presidency.

Sisyphus

can we have a soundbite of Felix saying quietly in the background “fuck off.” I’d pay for a download. Have fun with it 😂

Brock Heinz

Those tremendous folds and creases are making a BIG comeback in Matt's brain folks

dylando

Matt sounds great

Gargarean

I am pretty sure what Will jokingly suggests at the end to bring up the birth rates is unironically what Elon Musk is trying to do.

Joe

This episode made me rapid-response-cream.

Jingle Jangler

Matt brought the heat this episode. Witness me and the assembly line jingle both made me forget about my relationship with me dad

Jingle Jangler

Every time I make a Cajun dish I just do this exact thing for like 2 hours until my wife tells me to shut up

Matt

Anyone know the song in the outro? Also the “WITNESS ME!” Bit… Matt’s still got it. You love to see it folks

Antipaganda

The Democrats are the most expert losers in the world. They are paid billions for it.

Dick Must Bust

Doom Scroll rules, I hope Felix and Matt do an ep

Fummpt

WITNESS ME

A Gee Cook

Need a new party, dems are like whigs. Washed af

etienne

everyone's always saying you need a 3rd party to properly do left wing politics and it's all fun and games until the properly left-wing 3rd party decides to do its own Centrist Turn because it thinks that's what it needs to properly overtake the Incumbent Centrist Party

James Burkeen

Was Jerry Connolly the one who introduced Nancy Pelosi and the “Saving Our Democracy Act”, then loudly pooped his pants? Or was that another bespectacled Jerry? For me, that was THE defining moment for what I could expect from the Democratic Party going forward.

Dang

CTH 3000: "Looks like those Clowns the Dems did it again. What a bunch of clowns"

Jamin Kreighbaum

Jerry Nadler shit his pants on TV, which is not to say that this other Jerry didn't

C. Andrew

You could get stuck in one of those crevasses for at least 128 hours

C. Andrew

Matt coming out of the adrenochrome healing vats stronger than ever. The stew from the smile factory was hearty this week!

Joe

Good to hear they finally got matt smoking on that biden 2020 pack

The Adventures of Mac

Felix shitting on Will’s article choices is starting to become a recurring theme.

Bobi Jon-son Kenobi

Matt Schlapp going up to every guy in the bar like he’s trying to find out who plays Triple Triad

Greasy_Jones

Matt is currently speedrunning the recovery sequence from Steven Seagal's legendary classic "Hard to kill"

Maggie+Al

I Have begun to understand their is a fraction of a gay community that miss closeted self hating queer men. People who would have been in that demo even 20 years ago all go to therapy now; they have husbands or, if bi, wives who really enjoy rock climbing and the calender app. Objectively this state of affairs is historicaly progressive, worth protecting from reactionaries but lets not pretend some people didn’t loose out. Matt Schlapp is all they have left.

Setimika

The pro natalist family just makes me realize that we truely learned nothing from Octomom

Jonathan Nathan

Honestly thought this was about Schlapp at first

Jonathan Nathan

“Witness me” was the first genuine Matt heater since his return

Budget Hireling

Matt actually killed me with “Witness Me” and absolutely incredible outro selection by Chris. We’re so back

Nick

“Medieval Peasant Logic”

Jason Olaru-Hagen

I just heard that part and I wanted to comment “we are so back!”

M

I demand equal time for us anti-natalists that the eugenics breeding couple get. The human species must be exterminated, where’s my NYTimes Magazine special?

Naked Shitter

For the fully Cushvlog-pilled, Matt's quips trigger volumes. 🐽🙌🏻

tursi

shitting naked is the best

Studio Novaya by Fredrick Edward

As it needs to be, somebody’s gotta keep that Will’s toxic masculinity in check; everyone thinks a simp like Felix would be a cuck but indeed he is a highly sought after Pleasure Dom Service Top while Will is out there trying to get his wife to do a threesome with him in some guy’s basement he met off of Fetlife.

monsara deliciosa

My theory with elon and toting that kid to auschwitz, the oval office, etc. is that hes punishing his ex (grimes), she apparently has had a lot of challenges with being able to see the kid. So, in addition to serving as a luigi shield, musk parades him about publicly as a fuck you to his ex. She can see her kid on tv but not irl. I think sometimes people forget that people can have coexisting diagnosis. You can have autism and psychopathy.

Michael Cooke

Just about at wits ends with Will and Felix. They are both rich kids who have really relied on the government for nothing. Like yeah, it’s good to laugh when shit gets real but the

bangoduck

what do you want them to do about it? performative guilt and bad feelings is more liberal terrain.

K H

I thought they passed that one named after some girl that got killed. The really goofy ones haven't gone through yet. Like every kid must say grace before lunchtime or be deported something.

Andrew Greenleaf

Hearing Matt riff is such a wonderful thing. Amazing to have him back.

Lainah

shut up bitch boy

Matthew

Least genocidal Westoid

Latestagelarry

Toyota celica god damn Chapo is cooking. Great ep

Zack Burke

CyberMatt would be like Tetsuo realizing his full power at the Olympic stadium.

Tom

chapo trap house

Oliver Larkin

Trying to remember what Schlapp looks like but coming up with a Rex Ryan visual for the sports bar scenario

Yairo Martis

God damn it, Matt is still as sharp as ever.

bruce

You can't keyword search the comments. Did anyone ever figure out when Black Adams happened, because I like Felix also vaguely remember

bruce

Exactly. Get the hog out big fella

Pedro

You’re not far off. Mix in around 15% Corky St. Clair and you’ve got it.

burrito bronson

As a long time listener, so glad to hear matt back

Tyler

“WITNESS ME!!!” Goddammit that got me 😂

Snooder87

Wait, did that weirdo natalistic couple literally suggest a Nazi eugenics policy (giving women with lots of kids medals)? And they have the gall to wonder how people know they're racist?

Rohrkrepierer

Matt is incredibly back and that makes me so happy!

Isaac

Will says Pokémon like one of those YouTubers who intentionally mispronounce things to drive up engagement in the comments, but I don’t think he’s doing it as a bit.

Sarah S

Every fucking episode is this same boring gloating

No Relation to Henry

Based on the stories from my friends who use Grindr, there’s still no shortage of DL guys in hetero marriages wanting to hook up with gay men. There are Schlapps everywhere for those with eyes to see.

Chapo Bath House

Spoken like someone else who's been kicked off the NDP zoom conference lmao

Chapo Bath House

Lawnmower Matt is going to rule. They can update the Chapo theme to use Lawnmower Man, which is the best Gucci Mane song because it has the line about acting bad like some kids at Six Flags

CeeCee

Yeaaa Matt!

Jorge Enesto

When Matt said that he hates that his brain is jelly i really felt that cuz we basically talk with the same slurs, malapropisms, and cadence now. Makes me feel worse for him 🫠

Tyler Sutherland

love to see mid-tier podcasters talk down to national politicians like AOC and Bernie about doing nothing and having their "reputations being torn to shreds" while Bernie is out igniting the nation against Trump and DOGE and Chapo can barely bring themselves to donate a few bucks to Zohran, but having plenty in the contract for Virgil fucking Texas still. suck my dick you feckless do-nothing liberals lmao

MiCast

If you’re scared, go to church.

Hardcore Virgin

Get it together you bum 🦭👄👄🚬