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Eyup Lovely & Jacob ‘Venom’ Snake from the new Scroungers Pod Cast join us to go over the “special relationship” news of the day. First the Trump admin releases a less-than-nothing dossier of Epstein info to a gaggle of freaks at the White House, upsetting everyone. Then, Keir Starmer’s in the U.S. so we look at his relationship with the second Trump administration, how things are going back in the U.K. (poorly), and a handful of other social developments that have been brewing in fair Albion. 

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Joe

Oh we’re gay now!

Shane-A112

looks like slop is back on the menu, boys!

Brent

🚨🚨lad chat activated 🚨🚨

Horseloverfat

Oh, I see you’re still amplifying “eyup lovely”, or as I know him — and this is exclusive breaking news from the intergalactic omniscient being I am in REGULAR contact with — Bill Cosby

Who's luggage?

I'm going to listen to this episode with a side of mushy peas and jellied eel.

George Mitri

Christ, isn’t “Jews for Jesus” a Josh Gad plot line out of ‘Curb’??? Why are people so stupid?

Ben H

I've been waiting. Eyup Lovely, the people love you

Schwartz666

Aww, they're holding hands! Keir & Donny sitting in a tree, s u c k i n g

JD Nonce

Wow someone with an accent that’s like kind of similar to mine or that is at least within a 100 mile radius of mine #representationmatters #wokeisnotdead

Chapo Bath House

I'm praying and manifesting for a Q freak vs tech asshole civil war, and you KNOW my ass is on Vince Fusca's team

Carter Kriss

oh now i need to go listen to the Britanology ep about Adrian Chiles featuring Adrian Chiles holy shit

Mac daddy

Where We Go Eyup We Go All 👏

Eoin O'Donnell

'ate me fake email job. 'ate the kleptocratic billionaire class. 'ate the democratic/labour western centrist establishment. Luv me friday chapo. SIMPLE AS

Rory

What's up with Callum Hudson Odoi and Epstein ? Anyone got a source ?

dwarrow_shent

I have a Jew for Jesus friend. He’s absolutely deranged but I love the bastard. An Obama-to-Trump pipeline guy. He also said he would have voted for Bernie if he’d got the nomination. He believes Yeshua is the paschal lamb. It’s what happens when you have a Catholic mom and a Jewish dad and the yids say you don’t count because of the matriarchal lineage rule. You become an insane fucker. Also one of the kindest most sincere people I know.

K H

Have we considered that RFK has been overtaken by the worm? He sounds how I imagine a worm would sound. Kinda looks like one too, like a burnt worm on the sidewalk that didn't make it back to the grass for some reason. He looks and sounds like a burnt worm.

K H

God Emperor protect ye bloke.

K H

DEI chapo guest

K H

What's really unhinged about Israel is they could just have waited until they had their prisoners back before abandoning the ceasefire. They specifically chose to do the line pushing they always do, until no reasonable person could countenance them. Israel is so rabid they can't even wait until they get their own soldiers back before initiating another holocaust.

Pat

Did I hear a Sir Les reference 👀👀

Jeemar

blimey

N

Gay Chapo is best Chapo

Last Years Man

"The tea is going out but the interruption is staying right here with me."

Matthew

U heckin wot m8y

James Blackmon

Keir Starmer sounds like you're saying "queer summer" after oral surgery

Chubby Justin

Eyup is my favorite elden ring NPC

Justin Kase

As Stewart Lee said "Adrian Chile's, a Toby Jug filled with warm piss".

demonsweat

Fancy yer slop, lads

Tim O'

When Eyup says "Andrew Tate," it sounds like he's saying "Andrew Tit"

Zach H.

A close up of King Charles and Trump shaking hands is the kind of flesh melding AI was made for.

T

E's a right tit

ilkash

Eyup Lovely is what I wish the Trashfuture guys were like. Fucking love it when he’s on, hope you can have him more often

Jamie Cash

On Sergei Brin’s defects: when I was at google, you would see him walk around with those toe-shoes; that’s probably why he had to resort to marrying a lunatic

vlopz

That's oomf!

Doug Cartel

Boss, you're gonna Fulton Donald Trump? Ok I guess

Anomalie

he looks like a dried up husk, every time I see a picture of him, his texture looks like some kind of 80s horror film puppet

jer

Slapping my mitts like a walrus I'm so eager to listen

justdave

Lonon's calling Im'la black malacmala loud lad a pluba da pluba da bla

T

Druid was right...

Peri

iirc, CHO was on a list of celebs that got Covid in early 2020. someone memeing on twitter edited it to say it was epstein flight logs or something and that was spread around as fact because media literacy is dead

ploob

SCRAN!

Robert Aitken

funny, but extremely unfair this cursed isle’s one good columnist

Beev

Whenever the name kier starmer is mentioned I think people are talking about some neo Nazi website or something

g$

oscar episode please 🫴

Buzzed Rooster

Anyone else surprised by George Galloway's interview with Andrew Tate? I've gotten several clips from Galloway accounts posting him as a working class politician. But interviewing Andrew Tate in a good light is a hard red line for me. Or have I missed a huge part of Galloway's populism and chauvinism?

Here, Try This

Honestly I would’ve had Epstein as a Chelsea supporter

No

Adrian Chiles is the only good columnist, every single time he posts an article i pump my fist in the air. I will think about "My friend is driving a freezing-cold Porsche – and the schadenfreude is delicious" every single day until i die

No

The insane lady's backyard pool baptism reminds me of the most protestant video ever where hulk hogan gets baptised in a hot tub wearing a white bandana

Eamonn Curley

Galloway says some good things sometimes but he's mostly a massive cunt.

Fernslinger

I don’t get it! Adrian Chiles is clearly just a simpleton. I have no idea why he has any kind media career.

Demented Avenger

44:45 Eyup, Trump let the cat out of the bag when he said that 1.7 to 1.8 million Gazans would have to move. There were about 2.2 million Gazans before October 7, 2023. You do the math.

Fernslinger

Don’t bother! He’s not an interesting character

Fernslinger

Same here l! Ive never felt so seen!

Toshio42

The Israelis fetishize the Bibas children's hair, but would sneer at Ahed Tamini's hair like it meant she didn't belong.

Brent

This is a well crafted word problem. It teaches math and world events.

Demented Avenger

I never thought of it that way! "There are 2.2 million Gazans. Donald says he's going to take over the Gaza Strip from Bibi and move 1.7 to 1.8 million Gazans. Assuming Donald is not going to let any Gazans stay in the Trump Gaza Strip™, how many Gazans did Bibi exterminate?"

123naptime

guuyyyysssss Hamas didn’t actually take the ginger fam, it was a different faction

Tea for the Tillerman

Just the concept of the name “eyup lovely” is very funny to me

Ian H

I will say as a degenerate article-head, the only Guardian columnist who occasionally approaches Chiles' greatness is Arwa Mahdawi. She normally writes Jezebel-style lightweight scoldpieces, but every so often she lets the reader into her life and uncorks a banger. The one about her breaking vegetarianism with a bacon sandwich while her wife is in labor, then feeling queasy and demanding attention from the *delivery nurses* is all-timer.

D

NGL, I've never thought about installing a urinal in my bathroom and I'm kind of considering it now.

drizzly_november

The way Eyup talks about Keir Starmer brings me back to the early-2016 Chapo days of the duck hunt, pure gleeful slander and joyous hatred.

K H

Israeli texbook answer: Not enough of those sluts and their slut children

Richard Cochnar

2 of the 10 acceptable Brits. I’ll check out that podcast.

K

bouteilles de vin et polystyrène

You know, When the "r" word got used by my generation ( I'm 42), it was specifically dedicated to people EXACTLY like Musk, and only because of "woke" empathy, it got taken from regular lexicon.

Z

Really enjoyed the phrase “Syllabically Pleasurable”

Marshall Steinbaum

Can’t believe you can start a new fake religion simply by underbidding the Catholic diocese for the county prison chaplaincy contract.

Marshall Steinbaum

We need a lawsuit. That shit violates the 8th Amendment.

em

it got taken from the lexicon because it is mean to say

Wyatt the Wallaby

Everyone deserved it and it made peter daou a better person

Jacob

I thought this said “true diddyism”

Davis G

Accusing center-left leaders of either being trans themselves or having a trans spouse has easily become my favorite form of slander.

Julian Gricksch

What adverse reactions to them being on the show did they refer to in the beginning? I tried googling but didn't find any controversy

Maxwell

Congratulations to Eyup for his new movie though I am very upset about the animation changes.

em

oh my bad lol, i might be a little r worded myself

Tim O'

I learned from Warcraft 3 that there are Druids of the Talon and there are Druids of the Claw, and both can be pretty cool when you're playing as the Night Elves.

Savannakhet

Galloway is a dickhead but he pisses off the British establishment and it's funny to watch them have a meltdown whenever he gets returned to Parliament.

🤷🏼‍♀️

"Shintoism is the only system of talking to trees that works because it repelled the Mongols" chefs fucking kiss

Ruby Lee

where did they dig up one of the beatles for this episode?

Shiv

As the co-founder of the Black Women’s Puppetry Foundation, I am deeply offended and WILL be unsubscribing

Chubby Justin

Remember the q anon guy that smoked an actual mafia style goomba in stanton island?

CS

Nah, he’d be an Arsenal fan

CS

A gooner, you could say

Shiv

she sounds incredible

Chapo Bath House

That's what I love about the Q extended universe. There's some scammers, but a lot of true believers who've got nothing to lose. It's concerning when they're fixating on leftists and gays, but if they're down to take out the billionaire pervert class? Kinda cool

Michael

Nicole Shanahan sounds like the perfect woman for Rod Dreher. Make it happen Chapo.

Schwartz666

Englishious slop to go with my bacon buttys

Chuck

“Druids have only ever lost” Tell that shit to Quinctilius Varus and his three legions. Caesar Augustus just rolled over in his grave.

Chapo Bath House

We need Screaming Mad George to sort this out

Reece Coren

YESSIRRR GO BIRDSSS 🦅🦅🦅 40-6 BABY 🥳🥳🥳

Graham Mitchell

This might be the first ever Chapel mention of JPEGMAFIA. This day will go down in history for all dirtbag peggers.

Chuck

“Druids” handed the Roman Empire an ass whooping so profound it arguably changed the course of human history, and allegedly gave Caesar Augustus nightmares the rest of his life. “Vare, legiones redde!”

tapwaterskeptic

there HAS to be something better you can call yourselves

Joe Schmoe

You said “like” a lot less often this episode Will. Thank you king.

Craig

Mickey Mouse Jew lmao

Wyatt the Wallaby

I think calling her bovine barry is rather mean to the cows

Smallbusinessman

Is this he guy who does "Complaints on a Plate"?

Ian H

I believe it's Norm Finkelstein's coinage

Ranni

Elon as conservative Lizzo 😭

PearlDrinkingMan

I like to think of it as people being occasionally granted The Sight that Chiles has constant access to. For many the stars must align before the gold of the beige cosmos sets upon their thoughts. For Chiles he need only look upon a spoon.

William Hubel

I had zero idea what yall were talking about the entire first five minutes an I’ve, sadly, listened to almost every episode. Cheers

Travis

Felix begins speaking at 1 minute and 10 seconds

Cardboard

its a bloody shambles 'mate

DS

I've listened to almost every episode since 2018. I have no shame about that. I'm trying to bring sincerity back.

ray hafez

Adrian Chiles was a dad at my primary school and my mum used to talk smack about him to us

Richie

"grip & grin" sounds like what a Patrick Bateman kinda guy would call jerking off.

thicchatlogan

I bet trump would have been nicer to zelensky yesterday if he had just worn a suit instead of his weird little tight black hensley, you gotta know your audience and for a former comedian turned politician that's a huge unforced error

Jon Unger

read PG Wodehouse

Tim O'

Thanks for speaking it into existence

Oliver Elliott

This is completely true, but I would not be at all surprised if he was basically set up by some protocol person at the White House who suggested that Trump would be into the quasi-military thing Zelensky has going.

Jerry Cornelius

Trump didn’t seem to care when Elon was in the Oval wearing a baseball cap and t-shirt while his demon spawn ran around probably wiping boogers on antiques. I mean, is it a hallowed space with a formal dress code, or is the suit rule only applicable to the people Trump already hates?

thicchatlogan

zelensky is in a position where he has to be deferential to trump and I think trump's 1980s NYC real estate lizard brain expects that someone in that position should at least have to put on a suit, like when he allegedly slapped don jr for not putting on a suit to go to a yankees game I have nothing to back this up except that one anecdote but it feels true

Pedro

Never thought I’d hear Cal Hudson-Odoi mentioned here

Son of El Topo

Take a shot every time autism is mentioned

Tea for the Tillerman

If Zelensky was winning the war Trump would think the military shit is cool it’s because he’s a loser.

Edward H

I also don’t say the n word, but only because I’m so sleepy it takes too much energy to say 😴😴🥱

Chapo Bath House

My favourite people are the reverse transvestigators, who will go to war with Jordan Peterson to defend Elliot Page (because they think he was assigned male at birth)

Gooch Immane

Still love Ice T living in the back of Starmer's head rent free. Trump could mog the shit out of Starmer by just inviting Ice and Coco to hang out at all future meetings and insist they all eat Cheerios and only Cheerios.

Cardboard

this was quite a fun one, thanks guys

Adam Breeden

for real, it's a balm for my soul to hear someone else with such unreasonable hatred for Starmer. Even I think its probably unfair, but its very soothing to listen to

Ian H. B.

Came back to this comment section bc I just watched as the church my in-laws attend employ Nicole Shanahan's story as part of the message today. At first I was like no way. No mention of RFK or last name or previous marriage, but when that ambiguous tragedy came up for "a woman in San Francisco named Nicole", the rest of those vague details fell into place. Fucking baffling

Nathan

This shows how far the Church has fallen. 30 years ago she’d be the villain in a Frank Peretti novel.

Kyle Hillis

JPEGMAFIA reference on chapo hype

Josiah

Thanks, wanted to know where to skip to

Cary Ladd

Shocked to find out eyup is not the frontman of England’s finest band, Fat White Family

T33ny

Mayan Mexican Masseuse = John Redcorn fucking Dale's wife

Matt Dear

Big fan of the Adrian Chiles "Oh so I actually have a drinking problem, I only get gattered three times a week?" arc. A stunning portrayal of alcohol use disorder, from Britain's least self-aware man,accidentally becoming self-aware, after reading a pamphlet in a waiting room. Which, as all brits know, is the main vector for middle-aged men changing their mind on anything.

Reece Coren

spent the entire episode either laughing or cracking up this was such a great one. I will pay whatever you want to have Scroungers back on with Matt and Alex Nichols this summer 🙏 salute to the greatest poster there ever was, Eyup Lovely 🫡

Joseph

Hi, Alan Dershowitz here and I would like to say I have not now nor ever been affiliated with Eyup Lovely.

PoppyBusch

Mrs. Shanahan met Sergei Brin at a yoga retreat in Lake Tahoe. While she was engaged to another guy.

HeyB00B00

I weep for the gingers

Alex Gullen

Felix, start talking properly again goddammit.

Bobi Jon-son Kenobi

Anyone know the names of the songs in the middle and at the end?

Eli

Isn’t a Christian by definition a Jew for Jesus

Austin V

JPEGMAFIA MENTIONED?!

Dick Wolf

King Chuck put out a playlist today, which I feel like you guys manifested somehow.

eri

Felix having a ball on this one.

Pedro

Yes but hes a Forest player

Madeleine

Had to come back after learning from Instagram Reels that Eyup is a local greeting from the UK midlands and not as I had imagined a reference to Eyüp Sultan

Mike Champagne

Episode is gone off Apple Podcasts wonder what kind of shenanigans are afoot