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QAA’s Julian Feeld joins us today to give us his report from last week’s CPAC convention. We look at the usual carnival of cruelty on display at the Gaylord Convention Center, with an added layer of vindictiveness in the second Trump era. We also discuss at how QAnon has been fully metabolized into political discourse, and check in on some classic characters like Mike Lindell and JFK. Jr. Finally, a rather grim reading series looking at the lonely political life of Senator Fetterman.

Find QAA wherever you get podcasts, and subscribe here: https://www.patreon.com/qanonanonymous

Check out Julian’s recent Jacobin pieces

On the current state of QAnon: https://jacobin.com/2025/02/qanon-legacy-conspiracy-trump-patel

And his report from CPAC: https://jacobin.com/2025/03/cpac-trump-bannon-far-right

Finally, go see Eephus when it comes to your town: https://www.musicboxfilms.com/film/eephus/

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Watermane

First and still: gay

JD Nonce

Can’t wait to hear about how lonely that Fetterman arsehole is! Just need to put away my fleshlight and $39.99 per month AI anime girlfriend, microwave some chicken tenders and strap in!

Goonba

Ohhh baby finally !!!!!!! haven’t chapo and Gooned in so long !!!!! Got my favourite lube and my fav scent on my Felix body pillow ready to destroy my shit😈😈😈 demon time 😈😈😈

jer

When will chapo condemn Hamas

Peter Hostert

Green Beans! Commas & Pesos!!😋🤑💰💰💰💰💰

Cumtickles

I farted up all the cum in my ass to be here

Hernan Melzi

Oh cmon the pedo stuff is a product of 4chan

justdave

I always thought it was "light of loafers" -like an olde english way of saying "I'm gay"

Dick Must Bust

Millei’s got the haircut of a Columbo villain

Kollie123

Jesus didn’t think Felix of all people would be on the side of “yeah why didn’t Zelenskyy wear a suit”

Ana

2025 is truly the year of "everyone is autistic except actual autistic people, who will die from having their Medicaid and SSI benefits cut by the billionaire sociopaths pretending to be autistic."

Zach H.

So sad Fetterman doesn’t have other Alice the Goon types or Zippy the Pinheads to hang out with. I imagine his office as piled with rabbits and female staffers he petted too hard.

Horseloverfat

Did you guys get to meet Frederick Wiseman or Spaceman Lee from being involved with this movie? Crazy cast

Throw Away

Peace Walker Reference

Mountain Dew Or Crab Juice

I can't stand referring to people who by all accounts should be getting regular mental health checks and home care as "digital soldiers" but if it keeps emboldening J6ers to draw on cops and get hole punched I suppose I'll put up with it.

Chapo Bath House

If Zelenskyy had been audibly vaping it would have gone great

Quadabyte

The new conservative motto: "I'm both mad AND actually laughing right now!"

Tim O'

"He's such a genius that he can't even speak" is how I'm gonna justify my social fuckups from now on

C. Ries

Autistic people aren’t disabled usually, only the low functioning ones that are completely nonverbal. Elon is a sociopath moron and also clearly autistic himself

C. Ries

“Fun” fact: the two white guys who lynched Emmet Till hired or threatened two black men to help with the beating in the barn where they kidnapped him

Dru Heff

Fetterman has missed the most Senate votes to date. What a fucking disappointing loser.

Zach H.

I don’t know how JD whining for a complement can be seen as masculine behavior.

Michael Ouderkirk

Millei has the hair of that autistic boomer in Super Size Me who ate three Big Macs every day for 40 years

Wyatt the Wallaby

Fetterman giving off some heavy livia soprano vibes

NYCM&AHole

The best QAnon anonymous content was the “Stephen Hawking goes to Epstein Island” episode

NYCM&AHole

He’s off eating from RFK Jr’s roadkill freezer

Anomalie

happy science have their own anime lmao

etienne

Reagan had a pretty seizable recession early on and still extremely won

chowder_julius

Calling the makers of No Other Land liberal zionists is a big fuckin stretch man

Sam

There’s a hedonic treadmill for worry like there is for happiness. It’s why celebs and rich people so often decide to become deranged. The less real things you have to worry about the more fantastical your invented ones have to be.

Jack

you! I know you also listen to trash future, which Julian fields guest episode should I listen to first, and does one totally invalidate the other?

Man2quilla

Another guest doing the "podcasts I listen to" circuit

etienne

didn't get to it yet actually but usually I go chapo first

mary lyons

We need a red scare take down

Laura

I get what you're saying, but I gotta admit that when I watched the press conference, my thought was the same: "You're meeting with the guy who punched his son for not wearing a suit to a baseball game." To be fair though, I doubt it would have mattered. Trump resents him for campaigning for Kamala and this was always going to be a humiliation ritual. He also had to balance playing to Trump's expectations by wearing a suit and playing to the folks at home and his supporters abroad by appearing as The Wartime President. All this is true, and yet, I can't help pointing out that he was meeting with a guy who thought it was disrespectful to not wear a suit to a sporting event.

ploob

FELIX!! Do more Fettermang!! Thank you

Christian

I love it when two podcasts I listen to hang out. I wish Jake was on, Julien without Jake like seeing a turtle dove without its mate.

Dang

Seeing as they got pounced on by Zionists after their speech at the Oscars, it seems especially insane right?

manbob

Felix’s point about local news pages is so true. A kid in town got caught vandalizing a public bathroom and there were old people calling for the gallows on the patch.com post.

T33ny

Fellow Etienne

Michael

JD Vance was a correspondent in the marines. He had the same job as the main character in Full Metal Jacket.

George P

Seeing Keir Starmer use the words "coalition of the willing" to back Zelensky after his humiliation was so darkly hilarious, he's speed-running towards Francois Hollande approval ratings

Matthew

Given that Trump pressed him like they were in the back room at Satriale's, the Z-Man could've at least worn a track suit; Felix isn't entirely wrong!

Tea for the Tillerman

“House of the rising sun” scene in Casino for the United States

Nathan

russiagate wasn’t the lib version of qanon, qanon was the con version of russiagate. All through spring and summer of 2017, libs were talking about the walls closing in on Trump, like with the Louise mench “death penalty is being considered for bannon” type tweets. Then in October 2017, Qanon started posting similar stuff.

Ksizzle

I held cardano coin when i was into crypto in college 😔 At the time it was the “smart” one made by engineers taking crypto seriously as a scalable thing. dumb guy idea of smart guy stuff

Fernslinger

I have to politely disagree. Jake is insufferable to me. The very mid-wittery of the man, with his constant ghostbusters references, he is totally infuriating

Juju

10/10 ep

Evan Pitkin

Not since Megan McCain's dumb book has Felix gone all red-eyes. Maybe the woodstock documentary.

Travis

Felix begins speaking at 1 minute and 26 seconds

CS

More and more people are saying it

Gavin David Klug

Somehow they managed to not pick a single theater for Eephus in Oregon or Washington. Incredible. Thanks guys.

Daniel Marchant

Perhaps we should stop asking what our senators are doing and start asking how are senators are feeling? As a person once hospitalized for being suicidally depressed, I can confirm that part of the discharge process is becoming a Zionist.

dan

that’s why we love jake don’t we folks!? but also agree a solo julian was the right move.

Ant koz

Top tier guest from another top tier show if you ask me…

Matttttttt

Rug pull on seniors for SocialSecurityCoin

Savannakhet

I wonder if he spent his time doing John Wayne impressions...

Michael

Yasha Levine and his wife recently did a podcast episode where they basically did that. As someone who never listened to Red Scare I found it a good listen.

Andy Kraushaar

Its great to hear a Chapo/QAA crossover again.

Jack

Don’t have anywhere else to share it but thanks for doing the zohran interview a couple weeks ago, Will. My wife and I petitioned for signatures for him this weekend and will keep volunteering for his campaign for the next few months.

PearlDrinkingMan

"Are you Meadow Soprano's roommate?" let rip the ugliest of cackles to this

Neal

I found a copy of the crack head ceo book at my gfs parents house and the hologram was shocking

Nathan

Private, your helmet has a troll face but also the cringe face. Is that some kind of sick joke? Sir, I was trying to say something about the duality of man, sir.

Ant koz

Dude I’m so stoked for this movie… baseball has absolutely become the way for which I notate the passage of time, it is the thing that keeps me tied to people I love from my childhood whom I would have otherwise lost touch with years ago, it is the six month long novel that I ambient-ly follow every day… it’s really not even filed in the same category in my brain as other sports... Pastime works I guess? Really stoked for this…

Paul F. Holzfäller

It’s been hilarious watching pardoned J6ers immediately go back to prison on other charges or get aerated during a traffic stop. Would like to see more of it.

Christian

You just named two of his best qualities

Ana

Autism is a disability and Elon can't even name the symptoms of his so-called "autism" (actually, he claimed Asperger's, which EXCLUDES symptoms every other PDD has like language acquisition problems and was only folded into ASD because rich sociopaths who were wrongly diagnosed with it in childhood complained about "having their services cut off" - meanwhile, autistic get no services). In reality, the majority of actually autistic people are unemployed and die prematurely, often due to a combination of comordid seizure disorders and lack of medical attention. Most are unemployed. Oh, but freaks on the internet "self-identity" with it and pretend to have it without knowing what it is, so they must be right, not the people with actual fucking disabilities.

Doug Cartel

Faust, right before Mephisto shows up: this is the best Oscars ever!

Doug Cartel

Normally I'd agree with "never give up your nukes" but good lord I cant imagine how fucked up a russia ukraine war would have been in the 90s Like the point of Budapest was to stop that war from happening, yeltsin or otherwise

Boognickrising

Pretty shit take about No Other Land in the beginning. Obviously there’s a huge lack of awareness of wtf is even happening pre and post October 7th in Palestine especially in settler communities and the doc showed a on the ground reality of that. Sure we can have nuanced opinions about whether a 2 state solution is even based in reality but as far as a piece of Palestinian media to get chalked up to Liberal Zionism I feel like the boys just have a disconnect on what it’s like to not wear tinfoil on your head.

mjdxdm

Julian!! One of my favs of any pod. QAA is fantastic

Jackman Ochs

Been waiting on a qaa chapo collab

Frijolero

The boys have fallen for lib takes about the zelensky meeting, they should watch it closely before commenting on it Zeldisney was straight up rude and kept interrupting. JD finally did something cool and we’re supposed to pretend he was annoying? Seriously rewatch it, Trump and JD were incredibly restrained.

Biscuit

It had ‘kid in the principal’s office’ energy

Nathan

Oh fuck, I had no idea Zelenskyy was straight up rude. I can’t believe Zelenskyy would be straight up rude. Thank God that Vance was there to protect Trump and frankly the entire country from Zelenskyy being straight up rude.

Stevethreeb

My two favourite podcasts coming together. The world is healing

Agent Grange

Walking into John Fettermans office sounds like the lamest possible version of the scene in Nosferatu when Thomas Hutter first walks into Orlok's castle.

CJ

Sometimes I send Fetterman songs by Elliott Smith, Sparklehorse, and that one Mount Eerie album to see if it can speed up the process. No luck yet but I’ll keep trying.

bobbyboy32059

I honestly do think the assassination attempt was staged. No one put this idea in my head. This is what I believed immediately. The WWE guy got the one possible bullet wound that could heal in like a week from one of the faster bullets someone was likely to try to kill him with. Then he slapped the ear not facing the camera and immediately posed for the camera. Yes, they would kill a random person over this. No. I'm not saying that because Orange man bad, I'm saying that because the kind of person that wants to be POTUS is willing to kill civillians. That's their job. You either believe this country does these things overseas or you don't. I do, so I believe they'd do it here. Any fucking one of them.

PearlDrinkingMan

Competing with Richard Hammond for the Most Servile Bully's Sidekick Award are we?

PearlDrinkingMan

I get that you're joking here but he really is doing his best to run the USA like Satriale's, suckling pigs and all

Stephen David Miller

You’ve gotta add that Sun Kil Moon album about Mark Kozelek’s cousin dying in a trash can fire

Alex B

John Fetterman: Round is the Loneliest Shape

protob1

Zelensky is a dead man. As for you, do you think you will be able to withdraw from this as some ill fated imperialist adventure in a third world shit hole? We have opened the gates to hell! War is coming.

Hick Rhodes

Cracking up that the chapo movie will play at the Wexner Center for the Arts

Eroq

"I'm no different than a plumber, I go to my job everyday and put the poop in the sink." Good shit

parker

Tbh this was like the only outcome after 2020 when zelensky literally outlawed like all of the popular parties in Ukraine that were pro Russian lol. He literally just said fuck It and banned literally all of the parties in the country that liked Russia more and made it a crime to like Russia. And it's pretty obvious Biden was responsible lol. Doesn't mean I liked those parties but all of this like Russia gate shit just clearly was going to lead somewhere somewhere like this where people ask why the fuck did the United States try to install an anti Russian military dictatorship on Russias border when Putin's like obsessed with security

Yarblockos

And Clams Casino I Am God

Chapo Bath House

I love Jake but he needs to watch another movie

Dick Must Bust

Eephus is a CTH joint? The trailer randomly popped up on my feed the other week, looks good

CJ

One spin of that Purple Mountains album and he’s done

Agent Grange

Imagine John Fetterman listening to The Mountain Goats at his son's birthday party.

Andrew miele

Anyone know the 2nd to last song they played?

Stim Scrounger

there’s like a 3 hour video series on youtube on that japanese cults series of anime movie releases which features their lore and leader alongside stolen animated character IP (he’s a descendant of Buddha?)

Jon

God damn, Felix’s Fetterman impression is cringe

Karim El-Hayawan

Felix can be so dumb sometimes. Ukraine never had control of the nukes stationed there you cretin. Their arming keys were always and only in Moscow.

Savannakhet

Alexander Kerensky ended his days lecturing at a university in Kansas. Maybe there's a sinecure for Zelensky in a mid-sized city somewhere in Mitteleuropa.

Bull

Ever shot a gun before?

Thad

I had the pleasure of seeing EEPHUS on Sunday here in beautiful Worcester, Massachusetts on the last stop of their “barnstorming” tour of New England. History was made by the first major motion picture to be shown in Worcester before New York City. I’d highly recommend the film

Jonas Toast

Please tell me what to google

dog on the roof

Fetterman thought his pay was biweekly but agent 47 convinced him it's quarterly

Stim Scrounger

the guy is a little bit reddit-pilled but it’s “an actual cult made these anime happy science part 1” and there’s 3 episodes on it. I think they tried to sue him over it or something too lol

Jonathan G

‘Lix laughing throughout 1:05:xx >>

Fernslinger

What’s that track called? I really liked that little snippet!

Zach

Good ol’ Columbus

bruce

nice prince drop

Andy Kraushaar

I believe the first one is from a while back. If you search Julien in the Chapo search you should find it

LPO Crane Jefferson

I just find it so bizarre the culture around being in the club and people are happily bopping along to a song and fist pumping to the lyrics "certified pedophile" with glee. When will this be fucking over? In addition, Blink Fitness seems to only play not like us on repeat without breaks and it is one of the reasons I cancelled my gym membership.

Bull

I know that US intelligence regularly performs assassinations oversees, I’ve never seen anything indicating they are capable of coordinating clipping a moving targets ear from that distance. How do you think they pulled it off?

chungdart

The happy science cult made some anime to share their lore which features Atlantis, Hellen Keller, and Hitler. Also there's clips of the leader "channeling" famous dead people , plus Obama for some reason. The channel Mother's Basement on YouTube covers it and it's a wild ride.

bobbyboy32059

That kind of shot would be impossible. Missing and having your target pop a fake blood pack on his ear is more realistic.

Bull

Ah I see what you’re saying. I disagree that’s what happened but anything is possible.

etienne

okay both about equally make me want to go into a roving gang and perform ritualistic executions of neonazis in the streets of DC

William Hubel

When it’s about performative politics and what donors want Fet immediately becomes articulate

William Hubel

He probably loves The National. Don’t send him Sea Change it might help too much

Daniel Dermont

Love to Julian and the entire italodisco community

Kirra Robyn

This is what dorks felt like about the multiverse of madness (love to QAA)

Cara

Love to QAA

Andrew

"Senator Fetterman, you can't make it through Bluey! Why are you watching Live Leak?!"

Elliott Thornton

What a stupid, self-satisfied take from Felix. A film about the erasure of a community through humiliation, violence, and deprivation of rights. But of course he has to shit on it bc the wrong people like it

Reece Coren

you could put a banana peel 50 steps in front of fetterman and he’s such a stupid oaf he’d watch it the whole way and still slip on it

jay alan

Yo congrats on the film guys!

ts_babyjane

I LOVE QAA, lol can yall get Liv Agar on sometime too ? shes such an icon

Matthew Youngblood

Felix’s fetterman is 100% baby cakes from Brad Neely

VenomdP

you mean the #1 crazy parking player in the world, Lib Agar?

Matt LS

All we need is Brad Neely to make the fated Fetterman/Peterson summit happen

Kinetics Video

Oh God, not the stupid nukes. Yeah, sure, Ukraine in 1994 was going to throw whatever ex-Soviet military units they had in the country against the rest of the military that those units were a part of until a few years before to stop nuclear weapons from being confiscated that the government had no conceivable ability to maintain and no existing conflict to use them for. What an extremely was ever going to happen thing

Kinetics Video

The thing keeping him alive is no one else wants to go get pissed on at the Oval Office on camera enough to pull the trigger

Kinetics Video

Kinda think they have to take more of the lib position to stay contrarian now that Trump's posture is going to become the mainstream one

Kinetics Video

I think he should have gone in like the 90s track suit chav and talked to them like Borat

Kinetics Video

Imagining the facility that has to keep cranking out Bannon clones as they kill him

Kinetics Video

It's funny how the Squad (RIP) pretended that this dynamic with thin margins worked the opposite way. That they had to be more loyal to the Party center since they held important votes. I hope enough people paid attention to their grifts for the next time a small progressive faction emerges.

Jorge Enesto

Like Charlie Kelly to a dog turd

Kinetics Video

Joe Biden unfortunately had the related condition, Wife's Hair Biting Disease. Not as well-documented or sympathetic right now, sadly.

Jorge Enesto

Still waiting for the Keller and Teller fanfic

R K

Fetterman isn’t a zombie, he’s a golem.

Kyle

This guest was so good, please have him on again!

Master and Commander Biden

The Poster Who Continued Fighting for USAID 29 Years After It Ended, Because He Didn’t Know

Stolzie

“Conservatives think rights begin with them and end with you.” — Matt Cristman Still the best def.

Chapo Bath House

The QAA EP with Matt and Chris about Hell on Earth was great. Iirc Will and Felix were on a few times on the super early ones that aren't on the Spotify feed anymore

Bman1

we love the prince needle drop dont we?

Mark Schneider

Is this kind of shit why Brace was calling Chapo a "liberal" podcast recently?

Smartalec

That's basically what the Moonies believed so that tracks

Christina

Hey is anyone in here UAW 2325 by any chance? Felix saying “medium good lawyer” reminded me

Heather L.

Dying at Felix singing “everyday is like your son’s birthday”

Travis Gabe

Julian funny as hell lol

Kendall

Living for Felix’s cackling during the Fetterman segment

Sean Carton

“I’m so ronery…” didn’t Kim jong il say a similar thing to federman?

Jamie McAfee

The QAA podcast is consistently top teir

Paul Nakis

That senator Rocky guy is a like a Taoist priest. “The Way of the Dao is neither soft nor hard, it simply is; just like how I do my job.”

Hardcore Virgin

God JD Vance has me bricked up! 🇮🇱🇮🇱🏄‍♀️🏄‍♀️👄🦔🚬🚬😢😢🦔🥳🏄‍♀️