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Will, Matt & Felix look at the yo-yo will-he-or-won’t-he tariffs, Doug Burzum’s imperious cookie mandates, tech willing the flesh to die to birth the new AI, anti-Semitic Ms. Rachel, and the Navy is Out of Bombs, with some other stories of the day. Plus, a new Matt Poem.

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Nolan

Swag!

Shiv

they’re eating the dogs they’re eating the cats

Chris

Furst

Wes

Yup

Evan

Yay another poem. 写于顺境逆境, 写于喜悦满心, 写于空虚时分, 写为渡过苦辛, 写为铭刻欢欣, 写因使命在身。

JD Nonce

Just started reading Matt’s book this week as it was finally delivered to me all the way over in Asia. I gotta say Chris, if you’re reading this, I love the inclusion of what is also one of my favorite moments from the blogs and I also found so insightful: Random chatter: ‘what is best in life?’ Matt: ‘chillin’ with the homies’ That really it me!

Schwartz666

Bravo for our Big Beautiful Beefy Boys

NYCM&AHole

There’s the Beautiful beefslop!

Schwartz666

Fo real! The power levels are increasing exponentially. 🥰

Agent Grange

Everyone's talking about how Trump rugpulling on tariffs was obvious market manipulation but let's be honest. The real winners here are the Iraqi Dinar holders. Also fucking lmao at Matt's Khmer Orange joke. Glad he's back to remind me there's a dang Cheeto in the White House.

angel

No attachments 🙅‍♀️

jdewd

Matt’s language is improving every episode!

Agent Grange

"Fall off the bone cookies" is going to echo in my head like a brass bell in perpetuity.

Matt

Matt's back as the 3rd mike! It's been a long time good friend. Inshallah more Christman!

interzoa

*Enrique Iglesias voice* I can be your bio-baby 🌹

Matt

Bangino is refusing to get his DC concealed carry permit, that's why he has to have 20 FBI agents protecting him.

Reed

God king Matt Christman speech seems to be improving

Declan Kennedy

we're being told that Matt had a stroke and yet it was Felix who used the word "relaxment" in this episode so who is the real stroke survivor here

Joe

Our beef curtains are beautiful

Front Dogs Go To Heaven

Could never find out definitively where she's from, but the spiritually-Israeli Ms Rachel is Speedie Didi. I was outsmarted by a friend's two-year-old into letting him watch most of her "Submarines" episode and it's that specific brand of demonic

Ernest Ambrus

The Quibi of podcasts. These episodes will be twenty minutes long by Christmas.

Mac daddy

Matt being back to sounding like his old self (admittedly a very drunk old self) makes me so happy. Onwards and upwards for our big beautiful (beef) boy

Tiffany

Ms. Rachel absolutely contributed to my relaxment.

TugNuggins

They just did a 2h ep. Admittedly an interview, but still.

Last Years Man

So they want to create Ghost in the Shell?

Shane-A112

god damn our glorious king Christmas sounding good

Last Years Man

Awesome poem. The spite party. No government spending unless it's to inflict suffering on someone we don't like.

SoConfused

Matt saying "Gooey cookies, fall off the bone" and "fall off the chip" absolutely floored me XD Never stop king

NitroDickclapp III

And Will said "telling fart". But that could be dementia.

K'caj

Only 47 minutes of slop? Damn Americans really are tightening their belts.

T

Matt 🥰

Brent

The most telling

Hardcore Virgin

Matt. Keep on getting strong beefy bro. U doin good!

Ben

Matt!!!!!!!

Brent

That poem goes hard. Art is back

Throw Away

Putting in my 10 hour shift at the Chapo factory

Ben Clarkson

I was just going to DM the boys about Matt.

Matthew

Accumulating to the balls

Blank

NASDAQ 📉 Matt 📈

Blank

That moment where Matt corrected Will’s “Burzum” to “Burgum”: our boy is back 🥲

Chad Foster

Protect Ms Rachel at all costs.

Adam Foster

lol the situation is changing so quickly that it’s back to being the end of the economy because China is just *so* important that none of the other tariffs actually matter

Wyatt the Wallaby

Matt sounds better everytime we hear him, he is growing stronger

Piss Tape Expert

ngl got a bit choked up hearing Matt glad to see he's doing so well.

Blue Myself

I love Matt embracing his “Mind of Mencia” era in Trump 2.0.

Tim O'

The tariffs ate the rest 😥

Nathaniel Wright

I yell about republicans cutting social services but my kids don’t get breakfast 2x a week so I can afford my Patreon stories❤️

justdave

Honestly I know it's trashy but I get my cookie broth from a jar. Those Australians sure can boil some bones

C. Ries

The woke mind virus is defeated. Now we must defeat the human mind virus

Doug Cartel

"Anybody want to buy a hat? Maybe some glass? How about these $5 million visas? I just bought one"

Jesse Brukman

Love to hear Matt sounding better and better

Mungo Franczak

I love how all these conservatives act like the art of the deal is their version of Mao’s Red Book

Doug Cartel

The CIA thought wounding matt would stop him but it just made him funnier

Frank Lee Dontcare

There is something so profoundly dangerous about someone in the field of AI professing there's no productivity or utility to fooling people, as their checks are being written by governments with sprawling intelligence and propaganda operations

anonymoose

Its so good to hear Matt getting better and better each time hes back on. Keep on keepin on, brother.

Conor Daly

Matt sounds so good! Our large son is back baby

SparkSolidarity

Hearing Chris scold Will about not being professional is the reason I pay for this podcast.

b-rar

Fully now the Flav of Chapo

Tim O'

Laughed so hard at the clip from The Omen at 23:15

FeloniousUnc

Amelia Bedelia must have had a strong formative influence on Felix

Ben Roazen

Matt Christman strong as ox

Sam

The disposable container is a BB Pod. Kojima vindicated again.

Noel Haren

Can’t stop thinking about the Ian McEwan sleepover featuring bone in chocolate chip cookies

Robert Love

This is the best Matt has sounded since he returned. Lovely to hear.

Quadabyte

"Where's the beef?!" Please clap.

Ken Lavey

Omg matt is so back.

Nico

More and more people are saying!

JDF

WATERBOARD LAMBCHOP

A RHINO

Matt sounds more like himself again!

K

Our beautiful boy sounds wonderful, you love to hear it

Matthew Norton

Another fun detail about the Miss Rachel "misinformation".. they said that the 14k children dead was a lie and referenced a statustic that 72% of the deaths were combat-aged men.. in addition to the numbers just being wrong their definition of combat aged men is 13-55.

Calvin C

Thanks for no guests for the first time in what feels like months. I like when it’s just the boys we know and love

NYCM&AHole

Dan Bongina sounds like a pussy

BrisketHouseMD

Is that really how you pronounce Bongino? Disgusting

regular bird

Warm, gooey, fall-off-the-bone chocolate chip cookies

Sam Cook

Wonderful poetry from Matt. Welcome psychic nourishment.

justdave

Have been listening since day one (I used to just get it free from the blackwolf feed). Really really happy for Matt. Hearing him heal, even a little gives me hope

NYCM&AHole

Idk I like saying it like vagina because I’m sure that upsets him

SparkSolidarity

This was the first time Matt has commented on anything Israel related post October 7th, which to me holds significant since his stroke happened just a week or so before 10/7. Israel continues to die, Matt continues to get stronger.

SparkSolidarity

It's also funny how people shit on the podcast and then they get matt back on for just like 45mins and the magic comes back immediately. Fuck the haters. I enjoy this era of chapo.

wigglybuddy

MATT'S POWER LEVELS ARE RISING

Nico

The Israel Defense Forces have eliminated Hamas operative Ms. Rachel in a targeted airstrike this morning.

G

Damn Matt sounds great

G

It's full of beer and cheese curds

Eli

There ARE Israeli child "entertainers" and a) they're all awful and b) all rip off Ms Rachel

Chris

Felix pronounced it two different ways in consecutive sentences. Truly a madness-inducing name

Justin

The stroke was his Gandalf the Grey to Gandalf the White moment

David Browm

I always demand to play James Mcavoy. I just loved laying dead from infection halfway through the game

Travis

Felix begins speaking at 1 minute and 3 seconds

ploob

To break was divine

Emina

Matt 🥹

NYCM&AHole

That’s par for the course with Felix.

NYCM&AHole

I hope he named his kid (assuming he has one) smegma bongina

Jonah

We love Matt dont we folks

Kryn Benski

People are calling it the most peaceful 62 seconds

cccph

This is an American podcast sir.

Cory Gipson

It warms my heart so much to hear Matt sounding better and better each time he comes on

cccph

Matt’s Cookies, Bone in.

B R

Matt sounding better every appearance is giving me the wiilllll

Ian H. B.

Slandering Ms Rachel is such cope. They are so unwilling to look in the mirror that their only psychological self defense is to convince themselves that their kids' favorite TV personality (who on all fronts seems a total saint) is actually the bad person doing the wrong thing. Whatever part of their conscience recognizes the treatment of children in Gaza is inhuman cruelty must be stifled and told to shut up by their need to be in the right

Steel Rabbit

“Khmer Orange” almost killed me!

Jed Levin

You didn't use the King Crimson music cue? Sad and unfair!

Mangomoosh

i was gonna say hes always been Tom Bombadil but i think gandolf fits better cause he is back! ❤️ love all these fools so much.

Tim O'

Dan Bon-Chyna

em

Doug Burzum presenting his gutturals to the cabinet

Instantdumbass

The Doug cookie request is the most relatable thing I’ve heard from the cabinet. Would love to get the Burzum family recipe

Aaron C

The AI people need to be put in some sort of buble alright

Justin

Imagine trying to explain to someone who had never heard of Israel that there is a country full of Jews and they are terrible at comedy, tv, and movies. Honestly, I don't even know how you could explain it, other than just that settler-colonialism is a brain disease

YSB

MATT! MATT! MATT!

Joshua Baker

Great to hear Matt on the pod today!

Instantdumbass

and Hail Mrs Rachel, will take up arms for her and yo gabba gabba

T

This is how you know it took Will 13 minutes to charge his headphones

EaZy E

Matt is sounding strong. The endurance!

T

It's anti-semitic to watch Ms. Rachel instead of Fiveish & Friends

Joe S.

I love pomes.

Casey S

The best people

Quincy Markowitz

The cement garden is McEwan’s best (movie mindset???)

K H

We are so back. Just in time for the apocalypse. How sick would it be if we hit year 0 at Episode 1000. Fucking Liberate ME Xi! Bless unto ME! UNTO ME OH LORD!

Arno Noack

can we stop referring to one psychotic Long Island woman as a group

protob1

Free trade and global interconnected supply chains is gay, actually. Economic autarky is true socialism.

Jack Ross

Matt is sounding great! So glad to see our big beautiful boi recovering well

Gunnhildr Bloodaxe

Regarding Ms. Rachel: All these racist zionists insist that those who object to murdering children MUST be paid operatives bacause the zionists cannot imagine caring about children unless they were being paid to do so. Pure projection.

Corey Reynolds

I got scolded for saying that Jelly Roll shouldn’t be allowed on tv. I really hope the Bongino mispronunciation is a bit. It was almost as bad as Marisa To-my . Besides that, love the show. Glad to hear Matt

Jonathan Nathan

There’s a dang cheeto in the White House

DarylBarenziah

Dude Matt this was such a good poem holy fuck

Paul F. Holzfäller

Lutnick pines for European hands to grasp at his beautiful beef.

Paul F. Holzfäller

Was really hoping for a bellowing “you know what I mean, goddammit!”

Wisselbanken

Bro Matt sounds so much better

Ant koz

Ms Rachel is a rabid antisemite saying awful things like “children deserve to live” and “we shouldn’t kill every Palestinian child on earth”.. this type of hate speech is exactly what Hamas pays terrorist sympathizer influencers to say. Stand with Israel! Let it be know there are real victims to antisemitism!before October 7 I had sangria and creative brunch entrees with my friends every Saturday and Sunday, now we are forced by fear to grubhub our meals to our luxury upper west side apartments overlooking the park…. Stop the hate!

Maciek

Our beautiful boy Matt is back with the fire.

Tristan K. Husby

One Matt cackle about the tariffs has more wisdom than a NYT op ed

Smallbusinessman

it would be so much cooler is Miss Rachel actually was Hamas.

Robert Armstrong

Christ, Matt, slow down on the recovery - you bounce back too quick, they gonna hit you with the stroke gun again ❤️

Ashley Naftule

Alright, who’s the mensch who gave Matt a senzu bean?!

Flynn

Matt ❤️

Nicholas J Skradski

Weird, I've probably talked to every single academic machine learning/AI researcher and never heard anything about this like not gonna have a bio baby thing. In fact, most of them talk about their kids in small talk.

ResilientBastard

Bone in chocolate chip cookies versus lobster versus beef pay per view, winner gets to gets eaten by Matt Christman

Greasy_Jones

Matt you aren't supposed to become more powerful after a stroke

Steel Rabbit

There’s—and I cannot stress this enough—a dang Chee-toh occupying the most beautiful office in the land. Am I getting through to anybody here?!

Matt

This episode pleases the Council of Matts.

Flynn

Such wonderful verse, tremendous

Kinetics Video

May as well be, legally indistinguishable

Danny

Matt’s poem was almost too powerful

interzoa

"Brownian motion, Keynesian notion" is bars. Also "The celestial orgy becomes syphilitic". This poem spans beautifully a lot of his vlogs I've revisited. Morbid, humourous, raunchy but all in forms and conclusions shaped by a humanist heart

Cam Koenig

Fall off the bone cookies is my new favorite phrase

Ksizzle

ADL Apartheid Defence Lawyers

Flesh Colored Subaru

I love that Will's taaall A Atlantic accent make "anti aircraft" sound like "hentai aircraft"

Ksizzle

I think Jaron Lanier is talking more about what he see’s as valuable to society. Not what the parasite see as useful.

bruce

death stranding

Pædiekeix

Echoing the Matt-improvement, his brain continues to grow at a terrific (19th century meaning) pace. Also I think I speak for all the hogs when I say we love to hear Chris harangue the others for their lack of professionalism

Percy Plump

Will menaker: “Studio jíblí”

Percy Plump

“Young ai researcher” in an Article is journo speak for Silicon Valley groyper. Idk if you’re interacting with the same sphere.

FT-Jan

adult diaper larpers

JD Peery

Ms. Rachel is a saint.

Sean S

I fear he’ll only become stronger. God help us all.

Dawson

I love Matt, I miss his insight. Hearing him get back into his groove verbally is the best. Even if he never gets back to where he was he's still the best. I hope he moves into writing more over time , both short and long form.

Sai

See.

Kat

Matt sounds great!! Warmed my heart ❤️

Chris T

Classic adjunct professor Thursday evening class episode

Michael

The security detail is actually to protect the public from Dan Bongino. He seems like the kind of guy who might pull a gun on someone who cut him off in traffic. FBI is smart to implement this preemptive policy.

Tea for the Tillerman

A Trump 2.0 theme emerging is how claustrophobic it all feels, the freak cabinet are constantly crammed together in that Oval Office filled with Trump’s trinkets. Even down to Elon’s skeleton that seems to be too big for its skin. Really unpleasant.

K H

I like that Whitehouse staff are being tortured by these cruel oafs directly. I can only hope it fills them with terrible purpose. Let THEM eat axe handles.

Austin Magleby

Primarily a lurker in this community, but checking in to say I’m glad Matt’s witticisms are back on the pod. Even better, this was my favorite Strokes of Genius so far - much love, Matt!

Anya

Matt's poetry is so good

nick schultz

Beef Baloney, from the first Fear LP

LEAH NELSON

Random, but as a one of your fetal-age listeners I graduated college last year and I’ve been working as what I wanted to be, a high school biology teacher. Today was the day I was showing the movie GATTACA for class. I was bored having seen the first 55 minutes of the movie like 3 times at that point that so i searched it on twitter. To my delight, I saw many tweets from Felix talking about how he watched it in for class in high school, and how it was a great movie and it still sticks with him. I really was not expecting to see any ByYourLogic twts about it at all, but since I did idk it just made me feel a bit connected to Felix the boys in general and yeah all the other once high schoolers who watched it. Can’t stop thinking about it today so I’m commenting

Daniel Daughhetee

My kid would watch a video of hers where she went to a water park in Toronto, so my guess is she’s Quebecois because why on earth would you go to a Canadian water park unless you are Canadian.

Daniel Daughhetee

Yes yes, it’s all well and good that Matt’s mind power is expanding and encompassing the cosmos but the real champ today is Felix for reminding me of the existence of all star evil dime Hope Hicks.

retrocalie

Matt is sharp as a tac!

Sheila Mydick

Love Matt as always. It sounds like he’s improving every episode 🥲❤️❤️❤️❤️

Christian Bendillo

My anti-semitism really showed when I assumed Ms. Rachel was Jewish

Stim Scrounger

Matt’s “Khmer Oránge” comment lmao

Folks,,

Felt like Matt was a new level on this one. I read that post Amber made and I know he's in a different phase of his life/capabilities now, probably for good, but it was a gift to hear him land a bunch of good ones.

Folks,,

someone at my office called her "America's Co-parent" which feels right

Nicholas Needham

Congratulations Matt and the dry boys great pod

Terra Pin

It's called church! Just go!

Elizabeth Jennings

A real “bingo” for all the Chapo book/movie/show mentions this week - Atonement, Amelia Bedelia… just missing Band of Brothers.

Ian Kenneth

Glad to hear Matt riffing more. I relistened to Hell of Earth last month and I was so stoked to hear his voice on the pod so much this episode. I work in healthcare and we talk a lot about cheesy concepts like "the new normal" after adjusting to something shitty that happened to you - I hope the new normal is Matt remaining a hilarious bastard and not being afraid to speak his mind because honestly, the occasional aphasia slip up is just another endearing quirk.

SadSnack🥔

Matt sounds better and better each episode. Great to hear that famed vitriol and poetry again.

Kinetics Video

Might be what Israel is essentially doing. Driving a nation 90 mph into a brick wall

Kinetics Video

It seems like something a lot of bite the teacher disease survivors relate to, but that's just been my experience

Eamon Short

Plus "How do you fuck that up?!?!" And "why take a chance" or another Casino quote. But we did get a nice "It's all for you Damien" first used all the way back on Chapo Mk. I with the Caleb Jakoby eps.

J L

so good to hear more from matt. hoping to hear more from him soon!

Jordan Brewer

Matt riffing was a delight. Glad his recovery is going well!

Seattle Trading Post

Whenever I think of Matt I think of that poet from Hyperion who lost the ability to say anything except a few curse words after a stroke and had to claw his way back to being a poet

Scot Forsythe

Some say Ms Rachel is actually the antidote to the CocoMelon mindvirus aka “gen-a brain rot”…

Greasy_Jones

I'm sure these people talking about "the bio mind virus" are very serious AI scientists and not a bunch of Elon mouthbreathers

OtherRussert

Damn- our beautiful boy is back to form!!! “Khmer Orange” was hundo peak Matt!!!

mexicanhalloween .

I wonder if trumps play was the standard capitalist "scare the market and snap up cheap assets of whoever blinks" or maybe he's going to do the tariffs once him and allies have enough warehouses outside China to profit from arbitrage

Tommy York

A little late commenting on this one, but as someone also recovering from a severe health episode, it brings me a lot of joy and inspiration to hear Matt on the show again.

Jerrod Grantham

WE LOVE MATT Very happy he is recovering well. Hearing him mader very happy 😁

Luke

Chris, love the outro song is that a live cover of Manic Hispanic's Big Chorizo??

Jordan Fish

“It’s called church—just go!”

Harrison

Dan “Bon-Gyno”

Mangomoosh

felix, its relaxification.

Alex Weber

This was a legacy Matt episode. His +/- was probably 25, he was crushing the pick n roll, and cleaning the glass. Such a beauty

Heavenly Father69

Finally, the boys are back. You guys are hilarious. Best ep in a couple years. More Matt!

WheresTheSlopChris

At the risk of sounding overly wholesome, Matt sounds great in this episode and that’s awesome 👏🏾

Leon Sugarfoot

My fav slumber party movie to watch as a kid was always John Waters' Pink Flamingos.

burkina fatso

love to hear matt continually improve and keep that sharp wit. he should get on some bacopa, choline, phosphatidylserine, and jiaogulan to support his continued brain recovery. i sometimes work with clients with brain damage and it makes a huge difference for them. love y’all

Nintendo Caneatit

He keeps getting better. He must be working hard.

Robert

Matt on fire and a Bababooey call out!

Dies Irae63

America is sad. What a fucked up culture. Delusional from top to bottom. Delusional ruling class, delusional opposition to ruling class.

✮BRAIN SLURRY✮

So racist; it has never so much as crossed their minds-- the notion that everyone might authentically feel horror and revulsion; it has to be a trick. They believe the dehumanized status of Palestinians is self evident. Not a fleeting spark in the imagination, that seeing families burn alive has a displeasing effect on most people. It's so stupid of us to feel bad about people carrying limbs in grocery bags-- such an alien concept-- that we are worthy of contempt for showing the slightest reservations.

Sam Newell

Matt sounded amazing. Great to hear from him. Can’t wait to see more Matt

Reece Coren

isn’t it funny how the same people obsessed with artificial intelligence and human interference and mind viruses and emotional flaws in decision making and the future of humanity are the same ones giving God-like powers to AI software to murder or enslave anyone on the planet who makes them feel even the slightest bit uncomfortable? if you’re worried about the future of humankind, I’d say maybe don’t do a holocaust! much less two at once!!!

a. j. archer

matt sounds great <3 happy to hear from him