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We planned this episode to cover the spate of stories revealing just how out of it and diminished Joe Biden was during his term, and new details about the political flunkies and media stooges who were complicit in covering it up. But yesterday Biden’s team announced an almost certainly life-ending cancer diagnosis. So we’re joined by David Roth to discuss how it’s finally well and truly Joever.

Find David’s work at Defector here: https://defector.com/author/david-roth

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John

RIPBOZO rest in piss you will not be missed, no hell is too hot bitch

birdguy123457

Maybe he'll get enough sleep in the next world

Zach Pierce

It tolls for thee. Don’t get cocky.

Changodog

Hashem will welcome him with open arms

MCL

Please provide equal time for Sammy J Hagar

N

Finally going home to Strom

Schwartz666

Joen't know what you got, til it's gone. RIP 😴

Yutawq

Here's how Joe can still win

Ant koz

Can’t wait to vote Biden for a second straight election in 28!!

JD Nonce

Anyone got DOCTOR Jill Biden’s phone number? I just want to check if she’s ok or needs some comfort or whatever…

Michelle

“Billy Porter wearing Homer Simpson’s obesity muumuu” 🤣🤣🤣

Ant koz

If trumps “RBG death reaction video” was scored to Elton’s tiny dancer, what song will be featured in trumps reaction to sleepys big sleep? Best answer wins the 20 bag they found in the WHITE House library!

Reed

Biden 2028

Chapo Bath House

Biden -Biden, 2028 Has there ever been a father-son ticket?

Reed

Would be the reverse of lebron and bronny in the NBA. Hunter is carrying the ticket

justdave

Say his name

Matthew

Enjoy the hell of presinalds, scumbag

Colin Keesee

Like when homer got his “not insane” certificate.

Matthew

If Joe doesn't make it, sub in 21 Thug as VP

plainwrap

The libs have been telling us that Joe Biden is progressive down to his bones and now the diagnosis confirms it.

LowEndLem

Chapo got scooped by Biden it really is the joest of times

ElverG

Never been this joever before RIPBOZO

Zen Ben

'I've seen things, things you Mac's have never seen. OK, I've said enough. Tears in the rain, time to die'

Ham Stroker’s Jackula

So sad, just wish I could see him again. He was so strong and alert how could this happen to a kid from Scranton

Declan Kennedy

haven't finished yet but one thing I've been thinking about is how Zionists, of which Jake Tapper is one, are turning on Biden because their planned narrative to explain why they murdered 200k people and didn't even get their hostages back relies on creating the perception that Biden was stopping them from executing their Very Real And Good Plan Which Definitely Exists the Israelis started cultivating that perception a while back even tho he was literally letting them act with total impunity for such a long time that even THEY were shocked

Evan

*Tiny dancer plays. Wow. I didn’t know that. I just — you’re telling me now for the first time.

Trebor

That big plantation in the sky

drewb

Coming spring 2027, an exciting spin off from Pixar's Sodaverse - "Polyps"

Wilko

I JUST listened to a podcast talking about "Brother, where art thou", Dapper Dan and George Clooney. Is this a glitch in the matrix or is Clooney just on everyone's mind right now?

Žiga Iglič

One great Biden answer was when he was asked about his segregationist past and he responded by saying that black people can't properly raise their children because they don't keep the record player on at night and that he will invade Venezuela. And all the pundits were like: "a strong debate from Biden".

Schwartz666

C'mon man, Roth is the best, jack.

Patron

pulling my prostate out of my asshole as I listen to this episode

Schwartz666

Toon Town Joe is such a great bit 💣👀

justdave

You know what the tragedy is? Joe is still the lucky one. I'm so fucking tired

Erik Amundsen

If you're frightened of dying and holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. But if you've made your peace, the devil's are really angels, freeing you from the earth.

Flesh Colored Subaru

Evil people live the longest because they know the flames of hell await them

Natalie

I'm shocked this title wasn't used before but it was really saved for the perfect moment

Quadabyte

Listen jack, I've had hearts going in the chat sice the Win Dixie down the street started serving the blacks!

Joe

I normally listen to most news, pods, shows, and analysis at 2x speed just so that I can pretend I got twice as much done while actively choosing to do nothing. Chapo always gets my undivided attention at 1x speed, but I think I may need to scale back to 0.5x in order to give this john the vibe time the occasion demands.

Steve D

Tapper holds the title belt for worst Philadelphia sports fan. Embarrassing.

Justin

Joe sees devils because they are devils, because there ain’t nothing liberating about where he’s going

Mungo Franczak

Any cute chapo listeners wanna help inspect my prostate?

Justin

Listen Jack, every day I wake up in a burning pit while the ghost of a Palestinian child assures me he is working very hard to end the hell fire. They call it contrapposto, Jack

Mungo Franczak

“Like tears in… in… well, anyway…”

Rich Goff

It’s Joe’s turn….again.

Yarblockos

Bye Joe, thanks for everything!

JDF

DIAMOND DAVE

Schwartz666

Until something changes dramatically, I'm just voting Joe in all elections henceforth.

Zach H.

Chapo film production note: Movie: Hair Plug Tagline “The rules don’t say a senile old man with an aggressive cancer can’t be president!”

etienne

Joe Biden? the guy from The Onion? that's nuts, I was just wondering what happened to him

T

Where did you come from? Where did you go? Where did you come from, Bleedin' Eye Joe?

Doug Cartel

Check this out: BRICS suit guy

Thomas Hasson

Never thought I’d hear a Darren Daulton reference in a chapo ep

Kyle Cassidy

So many possible worlds / but we've got this one

ploob

Uhh, what I said was I didn't notice a decline 😁

ploob

I'm eating off a prostate RN

Adam Walton

My favorite part of when Biden talks is when he starts suddenly whispering to us.

Dude of H-town

In Houston, we listen to all Chapo chopped & screwed

Elder millennial

I wish they would do a study on how toxic the stress is for presidents. None of them would want to have their health questioned, but it’s so clear that everyone who takes office leaves worse off. Except trump, he doesn’t care about anything enough to let it stress him out.

Dude of H-town

Roth IS the best, bub! Love Chapo/Defector crossovers.

Here, Try This

The whole tragedy bit had me thinking of Joe as Tatsuya Nakadai riding a horse at the end of “Ran” with Hunter on the back

Richard Cochnar

Good Phillies pulls on this one. I listened to the Biden Blade Runner soliloquy like 4 times.

Shane

Chris - Tell Will to look up the difference between pathos and bathos in Greek thought.

Patrick Allen

This try-hard nihilism is ghoulish.

Dunc

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Isaac Andersen

What even is a prostate and why is it in his bones

Anomalie

lmfao imagine if he somehow got a 2nd term and then this

Throw Away

The Knicks sacrificed Tatum’s Achilles to get gentleman swept by the pacers

Travis

Felix begins speaking at 2 minutes and 17 seconds

Ant koz

Waahhhhhh… wah wah wah wah wahhhh… wah wah wah wah wahhhh… wah wah wah wah wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Alex Weber

Biden really was America’s grandpa. - committed war crimes overseas that he’ll never talk about - amassed intense amounts of political power, wealth, and status that he’ll never transfer to the next generation - enjoyed healthcare that the next gen will never be able to afford - racist Rest in Piss Grandpa Joe

Ardy Rezv

I had someone close to me tell me that they thought I was just being a hater when I said he had dementia all those years ago

Aaron Friedland

Having the framing around Palestinian humanity for Kamala be ‘a concession’ is case and point example of their absolute complicity and approval of the war crimes in Gaza

Ardy Rezv

Goodbye yellow brick road

Ardy Rezv

Remember when aoc said they are working tirelessly for a ceasefire? Guess she was lying 😮

Oliver Clozov

felix confirmed democratic centralist

Kyle Smyth

Jill Biden seems to have evaded all scrutiny but I'm convinced she's one of the most cynical, demonic freaks in this whole thing. Without her full commitment to gaslighting everyone around her for years none of this would have been possible.

james

Billy Porter twirling in Homer Simpson’s Muumuu 😂😂😂

Dave

I said “get me Roth”

Matelda

I think the neurologist & other doctors Biden was seeing were focused on his Parkinsons, which he also definitely has.

kmd

Google ai says the Thunder already won the wcf in a sweep

enter_krzysz

That Biden Mongolia clip at the end 😅

Timothy Buttons

Imagine how crazy Joe's body is about to get

sandman

She's just gotten very tired after working tirelessly so much, you wouldn't understand smh

Davis G

Do you think my health insurance will cover my prostate removal procedure if I tell them it’s for donation purposes?

Malcolm Donaldson

The problem with framing Joe Biden’s hubris and the fall from grace that it led to as tragedy, is that we have to view Biden as a hero with some degree of honest intentions, which absolutely no regular American does any more. He’s at best an embarrassment who basically shit his pants on stage in front of the who country or a genocidal monster. In either case, he failed to make anything better and set the stage for fascism, so his hubris getting the better of him is not tragedy, it’s the bare minimum of accountability

Nathan

The vanity fair photoshoot the weekend after the debate while everyone was calling for Biden to drop out would be too heavy handed to include in a novel. “Ok, you want to establish this character is obsessed with status and image but it’s too cartoonish.”

Chapo Bath House

That was so cool when he kept addressing the ghosts of former world leaders

drizzly_november

Chapo Films Presents: Lil’ Battlefella A Frost/Nixon-style behind-the-scenes look at Biden, racing to save his presidency with one last interview to convince America he still has a working brain, and instead says “hububuh” on camera.

UNDED

Libs genuinely believe giving lip service on any issue is the equivalent of implementing that policy, and don't you dare ask any follow up questions.

Matthew

Roth's level of diction is almost a psychedelic experience, every sentence is an adventure

Chapo Bath House

Correct me if I'm wrong, but a neurologist isn't a specialist you just see as a routine part of normal aging? Like. Maybe if you're 85, they send one in just to check, but it's not like taking an eye test to keep your license

Special Adeline

i love Felix's new voice for when he's impersonating a crazy guy or a scamp and he says "blehh!" or in this episode when he impersonated biden's anal polyps saying "hey what about us!"

Chris

Ghoulish as in it got me giggling like a schoolghoul

Arielle Curtin

What a fecking show! Just thinking maybe I’m too cynical. But NO!

C. Andrew

Felix just needs to pose as an adult son or cousin and he could easily get a tour of most national labs. APL has bring your kids to work day! They have mock up missiles that were developed in the labs there in most the lobbies, and critically, most scientists are yappers. Felix could probably just wander the halls and ask questions for hours before anyone thought it was strange.

Demented Avenger

I keep thinking that I'm the last person alive who thinks of Joe Biden and recalls the 1988 primaries, when he got caught pretending he was Neil Kinnock and ate shit

Special Adeline

I missed a few seconds of context and got confused when Felix referred to the "grapefruit juice regime" so I looked up Biden Grapefruit Juice and found a WaPo article from 2022 where a reluctant Biden supporter is upset that her favorite grapefruit juice from Whole Foods is becoming more expensive

Chapo Bath House

I saw them recently, and they were great, but it would have been cool to hear from my man Corn Pop

Chapo Bath House

Also, they should have just let Andrew Hudson be the president. Like, who even cares

Alex

Fuck Jalen Brunson

Ranni

Thanks for the PSL shoutout. My main reason for joining the Party instead of DSA was all their Twitter drama lmao

nick

New York really needs a Knicks title. We also need a subway series this October.

nick

Secretary of State Anthony Blinken even has a blues-rock song called Lip Service! (It’s about getting head.)

Sam Lieberman

thunder are gonna sail To the chip unimpeded

Valentino

Dear Mr. Roth, will Toronto ever win another Stanley Cup, please, my city yearns for freedom.

K H

I don't think Saturday Night Live did more than like 2 Biden impersonations like 5 years ago. I am actually going to make a prediction. Saturday Night Live will stop existing at the same time as Israel. Once those types of people are gone it's done. Will there be any Palestinians left at that time? Who knows.

Eric

Yeah my grandma was only seeing one regularly bc she had a brain tumor

——

Every time Felix talks about mma he makes a bad point or is just completely wrong about something. Dustin Poirier accordion’d Connor’s leg not Kabib

fajitariñho

Pl h a m- k 😖🤬☹️⌚️ jk b as a M and m n ll S j c! 🎥

Sam Lieberman

I don’t want this to happen! Just calling balls and strikes. I PRAY any of the remaining teams (besides the Knicks) can Out Meat Shai

K H

Omfg the outro

I.P. Freely

David’s sports references were gold

Jack Perry

Let Charles be president

Drew

don’t cry because it’s jover, smile because it jappened

son dog

holy sht

Duncan Shepherd

Does anyone remember that official campaign video from Biden in 2019 where his team was reciting the alphabet and failing terribly?

Jacob

I'll cheer for any team that isnt in New York, LA, Vegas, or Denver

Karl Childers

the opening biden-bladerunner bit is mind-destroyingly good, i'm floored, my abdominal muscles are seized

Karl Childers

i believe everything felix says about mma because it's the only time in my life that i willingly listen to anyone talk about mma

Alex

My theory is that Biden has known about this cancer for a while and elected not to treat it in order to avoid a primary in which a progressive could’ve won concessions. Lots of old guys with prostate cancer actually choose not to go through chemo because they expect some other condition to end their life before the cancer. His public senility forced his hand, and all was lost

——

Haha Well sounds like you don’t care but it’s mostly wrong

Joseph

Need a where are they now follow-up

Wisselbanken

the looney tunes eraser/screwball bit is hilarious

Michael Cooke

The Joe shit was childish as fuck. The cunt has cancer and Will can’t help act goofy about it. I just don’t get the end game. I seriously believe Will would be a republican if not for the podcast (money). He has fully reverted to a New York private school boy since 2022. He can claim it’s because of Gaza and Bidens Zionism, but it’s just his little rich boy arse returning home. You have to be as thick as two short blanks to think Biden wasn’t getting blood tests etc all the time, and Will is not. But he will happily repeat the republican talking points that Bidens had cancer for years. It’s super frustrating because 10 of thousands of poor and working class people are going to die from avoidable cancers, but Will just wants to yuk it up about an 83 year old and push attention seeking conspiracy theories. For the first time i am thinking canceling my pateron because it feels like Im sending my cash to Don Trump Jr.

Karl Childers

its funny when bad things happen to bad people

etienne

- Joseph Robinette Biden, 2023

Ryan Gullage

Neurology is urology in a piss-brained country. - Elias Canetti

Kyle O’Connor

what on earth are you talking about. are you actually pearl clutching because this show— noted for being acidic and irreverent and scornful of democrats in particular— is making fun of JBs cancer?

fajitariñho

Hell yeah I pocket commented and managed to strike gold cornpop

Austin Williams

KAT's catch and shoot 3 takes the Knicks to the finals in 5. lock.

Oliver Clozov

unless youre listening to this episode on a JBL speaker inside a chemotherapy ward idt joe biden dying of cancer has anything to do with regular people dying of cancer

Mojtaba HUSAYNI Khamenei

Biden definitely had cancer for much longer than they're admitting to, what the fuck are you talking about? He was severely demented for years and they didn't show any results of any tests he was or wasn't having done. Why can't that be equally true of all the blood tests that (I agree) he was definitely having done? It's not a republican talking point or a conspiracy theory to exercise some basic logic. Was the entirety of Russiagate being a Clinton-founded plot solely a Republican talking point, or did it also actually turn out to be fully true? Also Will is at least an Eric Trump, how fucking dare you

Mojtaba HUSAYNI Khamenei

It wasn't all lost. If he'd dropped out with enough time to be primaried then they would've had to fight for a further right candidate like Kamala. She gave fuck all concessions to the left.

ab

🐐ED OUTRO

etienne

they Cooke ing your ass in the replies dog

Chubby Justin

Everything is back to normal now that Biden was elected.

joe

the all 22 punt return bit was incredible. Roth is the goat

Chapo Bath House

I'm about 50 years younger than Biden and I have to see one, but that is because I'm Regular and Cool

gatito

r they paying you for this shit? if not that’s just embarrassing

gatito

bet the house on it

Michael

New York private school boys are democrats

Connor Moloney

Whenever I see "feat. David Roth" I know it's going to be a fucking belter of an episode

Connor Moloney

I think of it as his "goblin voice" and it wrecks me every time

Maxwell

I hope Biden slips on a banana peel ;)

Austin Williams

I dunno man, I keep seeing pictures of little kids with their guts hanging out. Kinda seems like hand wringing over the health of the guy who made sure it happened is money better spent elsewhere.

Austin Williams

But it's all good dude. My brain comes up with some real stinkers sometimes too.

Golander

joe biden getting all cherries at the health slots and going HELLLOOO Like Mr Jackpots

Justin

Biden would be like if Badcoop, rather than Dougie, got hit with the Black Lodge r-slur gun

Jacob

Weird projection

Karl Childers

doesnt it hurt when i go like this (commits genocide) i think its much more comfortable like this (cuts student loan relief)

Jaime Christley

Looks like Gerry Connolly took the news of Biden's cancer diagnosis as an opportunity to make it all about Gerry Connolly. By dying. What a diva

David Whittinghill

I’m just like, why are we talking about Joe Biden? I just don’t care.

Rxk Lenderman

I like to imagine you have listened to Chapo since day one and this episode is the line crossing

Timothy Buttons

Spiraling over what feels like the most dire point of the genocide in Gaza and the cancer in Biden's ass is my north star. Literally the only thing that makes me feel a shred of warmth right now

Jaime Christley

Karl, as they say of our lord that he marketh the sparrow's fall, so too did I noteth this Badcoop reference, and did rejoice

Timothy Buttons

Not joking, not being goofy, I am happy that he has cancer. The prospect of his slow and agonizing demise puts a smile on my face. There are very few people in the world that deserve this more than Joe Biden

Pat Barrett

I’m sad to see somebody considers Duck Amuck a deep cut. Like, it won an Oscar, and it’s the apogee of the Bugs and Daffy relationship, but i guess at this point all Looney Tunes references are deep cuts.

Alex

Yeah, as Felix said, Biden has been wrong on every major issue of his political career. He spearheaded the war on drugs despite his own families personal struggles. He was instrumental in the conformation of Clarence Thomas, and did so by attacking a sexual assault victim. He was all about invading Iraq under false pretenses, and he supported Israel’s ethnic cleansing of the Levant. He’s only “pro-choice” because he has to be. Not to mention personally, he’s a disrespectful creep to women and vicious to his staffers. Biden is not a good person, people project an image on to him that’s simply not accurate of the man or his material legacy.

parker

I mean the cancer is literally at the point were it's incurable there's literally no way to survive it really especially at his age. That tends to mean especially since it's spread to his bones that he has probably had this for a few years.

Naked Shitter

The only viable replacement for Matt.

Michael

Surprised Rudy Giuliani has enough money to buy a drink at a bar.

ElverG

Just take Biden to the medbeds, EZ

CAMIrish1

He and the people that enabled him is the main reason we are in such a dire place right now.

Noah

Kudos to Will, foreseeing the importance of the Pacers' outside shooting!

KatG

Mourning Joe

Andrew D

Roth is the GOAT

Evan

No.

absoluteboi

unfair to biden's doctor, my understanding is he did try to take blood but the syringe poked through biden's arm like meringue

Eli

On a scale from Adam friedland to David Roth, this episode is definitely David Roth