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The Pendejo boys are here today to look at Trump & Vance’s trip to see Les Mis at the the Kennedy Center, the planned military parade for this weekend and Trump’s “no fat troops” policy, operator content drama and support for the cadres of Jodies in America, and the right wing’s move to rehabilitate Jeffrey Epstein. Finally, a juicy article on the MAGA breakup between Brandon Straka and Felix’s favorite organizer, Scott Presler.

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Jordan

Late night slop

Wes

Not first still gay

Zach Pierce

Hola mis pendejos … tiempo por comida “el slop”

MATT TRIANO

I'm Gay Actor Michael Douglas

Joel Marks

Perfect timing as always

12000 ants

Finger on the pulse of the news as usual mr chapo

Mac daddy

Damn it Israel, couldn't you have started ww3 a day earlier so we could get our slop in relevant time

Peter Pork

Praying for our troops in the RG 🙏

Andrew Cross

Kyrgyzstan 🇰🇬 shoutout! The Switzerland of Central Asia! (Озбектерди казактарды кууп чыккыла)

justdave

What about the Khitomer massacre, or the conquest of Tong Vey?

Timothy Buttons

Israel bombing Iran, American pigs squealing with glee. I FUCKING HATE SICKOS

Reed

Came here to hear about the Iran attacks, I’ve listened three times and haven’t heard anything

J

You mean to tell me podcasts aren’t recorded moments before being uploaded?

Prawn

Can I get an @grok is this true on Felix's Franco story

Methew

Death to israel, burn Tel Aviv burn

Joshua

Local Man Learns About Audio Editing Timelines

T

If Chapo were actually CIA, they would time their episodes perfectly with new wars.

SoConfused

Fake news perpetrated by the Duras regime.

Max

It’s true

Goonba

WHAT THE FUCK CHAPO !!!! NBA young boy posted a instagram story and we still talking about this crap 🤦🏽‍♀️

Keenan Fitzgerald

“Your son has the mouth of a flutist” is either the best compliment or most searing insult ever.

Andrew Cason

Read Bukowski's Factotum regarding jodies

Mountain Dew Or Crab Juice

Grilling Trump on the constitutionality of his deployment of the military against civilians in a domestic capacity as he stands over a steam grate posing like Marilyn Monroe.

Travis

Felix begins speaking at 1 minute and 19 seconds

Goonba

Soldiers be like “Roger that” mf your wife getting cummed in 😭😭

Matty C

The key to not getting Jody’d is to just fuck other people in the military who are themselves looking for a rebound after getting cheated on.

Blank

“What is this, balls?” Lol’d

Hardcore Virgin

Blazes is a classic lit cuck character. Blazes Boylan hitting Molly while Leopald buys soaps and jacks off on beach.

Adam Foster

sorry Will but when you were talking about JD Vance did you mean an “usher”? like the people who help you find your seat at the concert? or did he say he was talking to a guy named “üsher”?

Jake Lewis

thomas speaks at 23:30

Cory Gipson

I love how every podcast I normally listen to has had their most recent episodes made instantly irrelevant by the pace of this week’s news cycle

ploob

Bitch you got Seth's book!?!?! FUCK

Ian H

Probably Usha Vance, his wife.

Andrew Cross

excuse you, the Swiss ambassador in Bishkek said this as well

Tim O'

So the question is are you lay or are you gate?

Tim O'

Love (from Jody) Will Tear Us Apart 😞

Peri

his wife’s name is usha, and appalachian english tends to add an “r” sound after an “ah” sound (like the opposite of a bostonian pronunciation of “harbor”)

Tristan

A girl named

GnarlyRaeJetson

If a guy from the Czech Republic fucks your wife he’s a Jan

Mungo Franczak

Underage girl in a Scorcese movie, call that Jody Foster

Ant koz

Pleased to announce I had a sexual affair with the wife of a deployed to Afghanistan marine in like 2010 in my very early twenties.. the first time we did it I had passed out drunk at a party and woke up in the act with no clue who she was, which never dawned on me at 21, but is fucking crazy.. the rest of the story is funny but sticking with the relevant details…. Turns out she was Lindsay graham

Aaron Harrison

So glad the boys were able to get around to talking about Jodys with their patented snark😆! As a proud member of the first Jody Battalion, it's always good to hear some representation!

Derek

I can't speak to the other casts, but the AntiHero podcast tore Kennedy's whole book apart and made him look like a clown. They brought in his CO and systematically disproved everything he wrote. For a bunch of insane right-wingers, their takedown was shockingly professional. They also have hilarious ad reads for TRT, holsters and ketamine.

demonsweat

I've been waiting for a Jody to come and take me by the hand

Oliver Elliott

Intrusive r. Ironically common in non-rhotic dialects.

Oliver Clozov

MLs: if marx were alive today he'd be a leninist leftcoms: if marx were alive today he'd be a council communist marx: i quite like chapo feat. pendejo time

bruce

trump is his own effeminate vizier! he doesn’t need somebody to do that for him! that’s his secret

NobleStrings

need a jody corps tour of duty shirt NOW

pwners_manual

Am I the only one who saw this title and thought it was a Joy Division joke?

FA

He says like 10 sentences per appearance but each one is a surgical strike

Michael

G.I. your wife is cheating on you, G.I.

Evan Pitkin

This is the shit I subscribe for.

The City in Exile Podcast

Not included in the official roster of the attendants of the Kennedy Center Les Mis was the cackling, dessicated corpse of Roy Cohn.

Trevor Hannan

That bit on the commander talking shit about Jody sounded like an unreleased alternate verse to "Mr. Brightside"

K H

Pointless. So much can happen. Iran tmk has still only sent the first low speed test volley like last time. Like a plane crash, You have to wait at least 48 hours to a week for all the pieces to start falling into place to have anything to talk about.

Peanut Horse

Not joking, I’ve met a few active military guys in my life around my age, and legit everyone one of them have been cucked while deployed lol, this one dude had his girl make a “fuck me list” of guys she was trying to sleep with in our city while he was away lmao

K H

The Jodi thing was fucking hilarious. Shame Brace wasn't there.

K H

If Kennedy is the little freak I'm thinking of it was obvious he was a poser when he was describing a technique where you hypothetically kill a guy gouging his eyes and also for some reason his cerebral fluid is leaking out and the last thing he sees is his own brain fluid. Which I think he intended to make himself sound like a psycho bad ass, but really just made him sound like stupid try hard. If you kill a guy who cares what he sees? You gouged his eyes so he can't see shit even if you did care. His brain fluid is leaking, so he can't comprehend anything he could actually see. Same energy as triple digit orgasm guy.

Benj

Oh no, I’ve got bees all over me

SH

Really feels like Trump watches plays like how a dog watches TV. No comprehension of anything going on other than lights and sounds.

LEAH NELSON

U guys referencing to the golden age of Tumblr was kinda shocking. When I was on there as a teenage girl I assumed like 95% of the users on there were other teenage girls

LEAH NELSON

Lmao at junior of high school in 2017 bc I was actually a junior in high school in 2017

Absolute Unit

things either never happen or happen all at once don

Lizard

Anyone able to find the vid of that guy hugging his son?

Michael S. Judge

I don't really know UFC but I'll never forget "YOU NO FOR GAY JESUS!"

Gubriel

Thomas is such a heavy hitter

Michael S. Judge

("Joe de Grinder" wasn't an actual guy, he was like a race-terror superhero, that there was a black dude going house to house – back when there were actual "grinders" with carts who walked the streets shouting "Sharpen your knives, fix your pots and pans," etc., like traveling salesmen or ice cream trucks – and "Joe" was grinding knives and fixing things and fucking everybody's wives while they were at work. It's basically TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD and "busting up chifferobes")

Joey Fazzoli

Like he was into it and encouraging her?

Brent

the eastern europeans at ufc seem to think that when trump is there it’s a janissary audition

Peanut Horse

Ok I realize that sounds like he requested, but no, she did it herself without him knowing. He confronted me and my friend because our names were on it, I never met her before, and my other friend worked with her and hooked up with her a while back. He’s remarried now so hopefully his new girl isn’t doing the same thing lol

Ant koz

Jody walked in line they walked in line they walked in line Jody walked in line

Marcel Szabo

Full sugar soda line sent me for some reason.

Marcel Szabo

Doesn't waste words, just observes and then comes in with some all timers.

Jason Matthews

Epstein apologism definitely predates the Candace Owens thing: RS waffled on Weinstein and assumed an anti-antigroomer position as early as 2019. I think this reflects a need on the part of MAGA’s donor class to neutralize sexual blackmail by selectively tailoring our sexual mores in the direction of whatever weird shit they’re into. It’s opsec, and the closest thing to predictive programming that really exists.

concernedmom420

Drill sergeant providing too much detail on Jody is an absolutely golden bit

JDF

Maybe an Anwar Sadat-style event on the review stand?

K H

Trump's recollection of the aptitude test thing seems blaise, weird, and unindulgent enough that it might be real. He absolutely has the personality of a music bitch. Maybe we shouldn't let artists be in politics anymore. Everyone just ends up unhappy.

K H

God. What an awesome time. I would love a guy to come by and sharpen my knives and machete. He'd even fuck your wife for you?! Truly we don't all get 24 hours in a day.

K H

They were. Felix has a bunch of sisters and a gay brother.

K H

He has a type. She is.

Michael S. Judge

Well we can't be sure if ever a real Joe fucked a real wife, but if you want to make that happen now, just join the Army Reserve

pwners_manual

Oops, belated spoiler warning for the episode

Blue Myself

“Those soldiers dressed up like the 7th Cavalry sure have an abundance of attached scalps.”

Vivian Irby

It's funny yall bring up the digital camouflage patterns, because the military finally admitted it sucked and have switched over to a new, more traditional style of camouflage. Check the footage of the National Guard and Marines in LA, they're already rocking the new threads.

Marcellus Wallus

Wish they were better at keeping merch avail…. Seems dumb not to.

Alejandro Pepsi

Macon, GA shout out! It's too hot and muggy in the 478 to correct Felix calling it a Maga town.

Diar

First Jody division merch immediatelyyyyyy

Cody

Thank you for the hour and half episode to make up for adam being an annoying bug lol

Michael

Scott Presler going full Phil Leotardo. “This Brandon Straka has never been in the can.”

Craig

Straka wept

Matelda

The joke demonstrates his insecurity, but JD is not insecure about his knowledge of musicals, he's insecure about nobody believing his wife likes him.

Nathan

Phil Leotardo voice: “3 months in the can. Only a small and reasonable amount of peeps.”

Adam

Great episode timing as always guys! No current events today!

Niko

JD in college "do you want me to crack your back?" Lmfaooooooo

Drew

I'm so proud of Felix for being 120 pages into a book about Franco

DJC583

The idea of some GI in WWII Okinawa stroking his shit to a Tokyo Rose degrading him with cuck talk over the radio is literally one of the funniest things I've ever heard

Ruby Lee

I still have some of my ACUs from Iraq so I would just wear those.

Alexander Corden

all the J6ers have a curse following them that gets them arrested again and it works like Final Destination

Michelle

It’s like how he thinks Citizen Kane is a movie all about falling in love with the wrong women.

abina

Iran and Israel are starting ww3 and this is what we get???? Thanks boys

Michelle

I did not think Trump was going to say “flute” when the music tale was shared. I played the flute in school and it was very clearly For Girls. He could have said something dorky like French horn or baritone, but he went with flute. He’s just so odd.

Sep S.

Post the jody devision bit on YT so I can share please thank you

eduard karpoev

On the UFC thing, I think the flattening of personalities of fighters is so true. Also though why some fighters like Jiri or Payton Talbott who break that mold & are much more well known in the fan base then some guy who is middling top 15/top 10 guy who will never be a real contender who makes boring speechs like that

bb

Dying to know who ruined the riff after “im covered in bees” had to be egregious to do a hard cut away from something so funny

Maggie+Al

how did you guys let Miranda Devine into the country.

Chapo Bath House

Spongebob mentioned (ie: the American Qasem Soleimani) What did they know and when did they know it?

Chapo Bath House

#WalkAwayBuster is the most gay uncle hashtag imaginable. God bless

PJ Martinez

"It's like you're sucking a dick then go, 'ugh what is this? Balls?' is still killing me hours later.

MATT TRIANO

I feel a riot goin on First they're guilty then they're gone

JadedAech

"He's turned on motion smoothing" legit killed me in the middle of the supermarket.

Mia

Cuckhold troop is my favorite chapo bit in a while

Doug Cartel

"jody's fucking your girl and now they're watching the Notebook and he wants to cry but knows that strong men don't cry but he's not strong enough so he turns away from your girlfriend and purses his lips to whimper as quietly as possible"

Clammy_Damp

Colombian guys I’ve worked with say Sancho when somebody sneezes. Sancho is the guy who’s hiding in the closet because he was just fucking your wife. He’s sneezing on account of the dust. They said when they go back to Medallin, their wives look like chickens cuz their legs are splayed and their shit is GAPED. Ay cabron

Matthew

That BITCH!

Karl Childers

will dropped the phrase "competitive lying" & immediately moved on but holy shit i love that idea, i don't know how the event would be structured but i suspect ireland's team would take home the trophy more years than not

Karl Childers

i actually kind of believe him about the musical aptitude because he has the most musical way of speaking i've ever heard in english and i'm not really kidding

Louie Luke

Maybe like the game where you tell two fake stories and one true story and the other team has to figure out the true one? Getting to ask questions about each story.

Karl Childers

solid concept. i was imagining kinda like every team has a set period of time to prep on the same assigned subject & then put them in front of like a panel of olympic judges but instead of trying to get high ratings you're trying to see who can fool the most judges? needs work idk lol

Shiv

“Hey did you fuck my wife bc your name is on this list she made” is a wild discussion to start

notsuperprecious

Of course trump’s coquettish he’s a Gemini!!

ts_babyjane

& hes got a fat ass. classic gemini<3

protob1

The Parade sucked! I was expecting Red Square. No uniform alignment of formations. No synchronized movement of troops. No mechanized columns in kordination! This school band practice? What a disappointment

Chapo Bath House

Lucile 2 knows what she did (radicalized a nation of guncles)

Ian H

I was walking through a prep kitchen once when one of a group of Mexican women doing knifework sneezed and got hit with "¡Ay, Maria Sanchez!". That shit is universal.

zzzzzz

🚨 MACON GEORGIA MENTIONED 🚨

John S

The chubbos of the 1st Air Cav did not look ready to storm Hue

Don Diva Quixote

What about a movie called "Head Tails" and it's about the black guys in wwii who weren't allowed to serve so they stayed behind to fuck military wives?

Joe

This episode is extra gay, and now we all are by proximity

Jon Lyons

"It's like if you're sucking a guy's dick and you're like 'what is this, balls?!'" made me laugh so hard I spit out my afternoon dick

Hell Naw

I’m not gonna act like the UFC wasn’t ever anything but a boot-licking, fascist suckfest but it’s not surprising that now that every event (especially PPV) are essentially RNC events the product is exceptionally shitty. There is no pipeline of fighters. There’s nothing exciting on any card. Once again, not surprising when the owners suck every single dollar that could and should be allocated to the fighters into their own pockets, but it’s at least cathartic for me to vent about it.

Anna

Give me Hillbilly Elegy 2: Hillbilly in the White House and whatever pharmaceutical cocktail Pendejo Thomas is on

Chapo Bath House

Billion dollar idea: Thomas and Jake reprise their roles from uncle magic and teach JD how to be a piece of shit, but like in a cool way

Chapo Bath House

if you've got big thighs, you gotta divide that short inseam by half cause that shit is not staying put. Djt knows what he's doing

Eamon Short

That one dude sounds kinda like Cool Adam

Boxcar Neil

Full Jody episode please

etienne

fake schizo: I'm so insane about reading articles and tiktoks about JFK. I'm on 17 watchlists real schizo: the neighbours are watching me, talking about me, following me, listening from outside, they watch inside my windows, they have rotations posts next door to listen to me, I can hear them talk about me, they're watching me and following and listening to me and the neig

YungCereza

Josh Seiter won't hear your mean jokes but your friends who pretend to dress in drag for hate clicks and fake their suicides 12 times a year will

John

Wj I

John

Amiuwuuk

Elai Kehler

SAN DIEGO LISTENER REPORTING FOR DUTY

Austin Orecchio

Hey it’s me Hideo “milspecfetish” Kojima here to tell you digitcam uses fractal designs to more effectively hide the human form than traditional camos. It’s explicitly designed to be multifunctional, it’s not specific to urban warfare. Finally, digicamo more effectively scatters infrared light, making soldiers less visible in lowlight conditions.

Trey

Let's Gombine Both These qodcasts

Evan Seeds

“He mean Cumming but he ain’t know it”

Alejandro Pepsi

Jodi is taking ur girl on a trip to Cumming, GA.

Reece Coren

THE cally means? talk about all the stars are here

Reece Coren

Jake’s tangent was so good I wish he could be on once a week

VIOLETTO

#YouAndWhatArmy. #NewsFlashBuddy. #IKnowYouAreWhatAmI. need we go on