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951 - My Boys And In Some Cases Gals feat. Alex Nichols (7/14/25) (Patreon)

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2025-07-15 06:48:03
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2026-06

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Alex back on the show today to look at the continuing fallout of Trump’s attempts to wash his hands of Epstein. From the baffled & betrayed Trump-curious internet trend-seekers, to the dyed-in-the-wool loyalists, the admin seems to have picked the absolute worst way to disarm this bomb. Plus: Greg Abbott makes a why-even-bother play to cover up Musk’s bribery, and Biden gives a why-even-bother explanation for his diminished capacity pardons.

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J.P. McD.

Look at how much time I have to myself here

LowEndLem

Hell yeah Chapo time

dfumps

Alex Nichols

JD Nonce

It will be so cool if this empire comes crashing down because of the ghost of a dead pedophile. Not holding my breath but it really would be perfect if this is the big rupture that so many people thought the confusing Ukraine stuff was going to be in 2018

justdave

J.P. happily swinging his legs by himself on a bridge like he's Huckleberry

J.P. McD.

Just about to read Tom Sawyer for the summer too

Marcel Szabo

Folks we love an Alex ep don't we.

justdave

We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinkin' of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you- Thank you for your attention to this matter

Agent Grange

At the risk of getting cancelled I do love how Trumps language has gotten more queeny as he gets older and the walls close in. (I.e. our country being the HOTTEST vs DEAD)

justdave

I know. I have shaman powers

Declan Kennedy

was thinking of ordering the Chapo comics but BadEgg sounds like a sex toy manufacturer and my wife checks my bank statements 😔

zach

Joe Biden has a stutter, it’s not cool to make fun of him

Joshua

It’s not just cutting off Clinton. It’s indicting the past 5 administrations whose intelligence agencies have allowed Epstein’s operations to continue. Every ruling government in the west would face immense backlash. There’s simply no way the Israeli and British agencies did not know either.

Talcum Gladwell

Felix talks about South Side hip-hop beef-turned-murder at 11:24

Talcum Gladwell

Just waiting on Equinox or MMA for the hat trick

Quadabyte

The boys are back in town (to not kill you).

Talcum Gladwell

Felix talks about MMA at 19:27 🧢🎩👒🎓⛑️

October

Trump should have just told his followers that Rosie O'Donnell ate the Epstein list.

Dick Must Bust

“We’re gonna put you in a Roomba” 😂

Casey S

CornPop? Is that you?

christoph.s

Great Choice for dems especially dem leaning media, demanding the release of the Diddy files. I am sure the Midas touch guys would love to report about the abuses their dad’s client did.

Travis

Felix begins speaking at 2 minutes and 11 seconds this Monday night

Filius Fob

42:24 "Those type of self-serving idiots, they would sign off on that". Yeah, that's called "middle-classed". Welcome to why we can't have nice things.

Zen Ben

As a member of the '60s generation, I can correct Mr. Gen Alpha, Alex Nichols. 18:52 The West Coast cultural revolutionaries did not flip sides; we did not go fash. We ended up dead, in prison, or living in a remote area in a commune. We got our asses kicked by the forces of Capital. We weren't ready for what they were willing to do. And guess what, smart-ass? Is your generation putting up as much fight as we did? STFU

Shiv

and flight simulators made it just in time

The wazzzzaaapp bud light dude

Those in the civil rights movement got mowed down by capital. Stop trying to equivocate the two. You dorks just got high and can not shut the fuck up about Woodstock. No one is thanking you for accomplishing nothing.

thicchatlogan

dude for every one boomer "revolutionary" that ended up killed by the cops or living on a commune there are like 50 million that voted for trump all three times, the fuck are you talking about

WizLizGiz

As soon as I saw ‘Boys, and in some cases ‘Gals,’ I was like, BLOOD IN THE WATER.

WizLizGiz

Shh shh shh, hush 🤫

HuffingGasInTheShed

Guy, and in some cases gals, he just objected to being painted with Alex’s brush. If this guy is on a commune walking the walk he has that right

Mungo Franczak

Ngl, I thought, up until Felix said his name this ep, that Lev Parness was the name of a character in Succession

thicchatlogan

john fetterman is invited to the island and acts all excited about doing epstein stuff but then just ends up sulking in his room the whole trip like chris moltisanti shooting up in the hotel instead of going to mount vesuvius

HuffingGasInTheShed

Weed and cocaine were universally legal in the late 19th century. At least our ancestors didn’t have to beat off with whisky dick

The wazzzzaaapp bud light dude

Fetterman Chris Benoits the family because his wife asks him to dress up a little bit for the elite pedophiles. “If I can’t fucking wear shorts on an Island, where the FUCK am I supposed to wear them!?!?”

thicchatlogan

john the shorts are whatever but you're still wearing five carhartt hoodies

Matelda

I still don't know who Nellie Orr is, or who Lev Parnas is.

Big Problem

Setting a little mental note for myself that if I get as self righteous in 30 years about getting pussy from a biracial Bernie canvasser as you guys did dropping acid and not shaving your pubic hair that I need to immediately swallow several bullets

Mountain Dew Or Crab Juice

This is my fault I hacked the government to find their hidden photos of red-haired giants the army fought in Afghanistan and accidentally deleted a file called EpsteinSecretChildSexBlackmailList.doc

Noah

You kid, but I'm old enough to remember when a terror cell was reported to be in possession of a file called KillPresidentBush.exe.

Jim Chapman

Trump already got elected. Of course he’s going to betray his supporters. He doesn’t need them any more. As Felix pointed out wrt Elon a few episodes ago, he’s only done this wrt subcontractors et al. 40,000 times.

Damen Irving

Jibjab mentioned twice in as many episodes? Hot damn

Reed

It’s a shame how they framed that innocent man Jeffrey Epstein

Pædiekeix

hey yall I noticed a lot of you are still following cushbomb even tho he keeps platforming John Wilkes Booth. kinda gross my dude ://

Hog_bawls

“Welp, someone needs to take out Bidens cartridge and blow it out”

Natalie

I'd buy the comic book but my Matt book got lost in the mail and I think I'm too traumatized to try again...death to ontrac

Nathan

Guys like Jerry Rubin did. “Wealth creation is the real revolution.”

Michael Branes

dems maybe didn't want the epstein stuff backfiring on them, with clinton being a big part of it... just a thought

C. Andrew

Thank u 4 ur service

C. Andrew

Maybe you didn't, in which case don't take it personally, but a majority of your temporal kin did not die due to direct confrontation with the State, they were bought out. Most people got a pretty good deal, relatively speaking. They certainly didn't get revolution, but that's not even close to what the 'cultural revolution of the 60s' as a collective movement wanted. There were elements that DID want communist revolution, but most wanted to chill not have a racist government and not go to Vietnam - things have not really changed.

Alex Thorne

Biden pardoning John Wilkes booth for shooting a republican would be savvy unity play

K H

Lmao

parker

Clintons maybe like 8 or 9th biggest pedo on the list. He might be the most recognized person on it but Leon black and the other hedge fund guys and alot of academic guys were definitely bigger parts of it.

parker

My uss liberty cruise shirt just got refunded and I was told it was oversold lol

Natalie

They said that but then decided he's worth cutting off anyways cause he's a has-been who no one cares about

K H

Oh no. Your FBI handler probably forgot it somewhere. Try yelling "jihad or [your query]" into your nearest device.

K H

He loved children and science!

K H

Why didn't they run it?

12345

Cutting my dick off and tamponading it with a cock ring so I dont do anything freaky.

ts_babyjane

girly stop youre sooo stealing my vibe

nick

Democrats can moan and cry about how terrible it is to cover up and/or excuse a vast operation for trafficking minors, and yet go radio silent about Biden’s commutation of the Kids for Cash judge.

nick

The whole point is that they don’t want to actually disclose or investigate this

nick

What’s more of a hindrance to him stringing a sentence together - a stutter, or dementia?

DarylBarenziah

I really feel the heaviness here-Liz. Like this is going to turn corporations into neo feudal fiefs that compete over their coins. How are we not going to get cross-county corpo sabotage and private shakedowns with neo mafia states with this kind of economic directive. You’re already seeing it with the wallet shakedowns. This is going to get 14th century reeeeallly quick. brb I’m a peasant in Alsace

mary catherine

I hate when this guy gets on the podcast cause he always talks about women’s bodies and sexual violence and really uncomfortable and unfunny ways :-(

Naked Shitter

I just read all the comments and it was good. 👍🏻

Michael

Naftali Bennett’s denial about Jeffrey Epstein’s Mossad connections are hilariously timed given the CIA recent admissions surrounding George Joannides.

Blurple

I can't believe that Larry David's roommate is this tied into Epstein

The Pissler

I have refused to learn. There is no world in which I have run out of other things to learn and get bored enough to read about Lev Parnas

syd

Boston Corbett didn't cut his dick off, he cut his scrotum open and ripped those suckers out. He was so happy about the results of this self surgery that he re-named himself after the town he did it in, Boston

cornholio

Alex favorite chapo returning guest

Antipaganda

The kids will try to make their way through the labyrinthine hoodie layers, and get trapped in various pockets and folds. Then Fetterman will unwittingly convey them to safety when he leaves, and the children will run free into the DC wilderness.

Ed O'Brien

auto pen ever better

Daniel Daughhetee

DON SIEGELMAN INNOCENT His wife is a regular at my library and she is very nice to me, Biden fucked up not pardoning her husband

Chapo Bath House

My mother in pushing 70 and still gets JibJabs from her extremely divorced classmate from first year university. Not only are JibJabs still out there, boomers are out there fumbling via JibJab

Chris T

How does one talk about sexual violence in a funny way?

FeloniousUnc

My buddy teaches English to teens in Vietnam, and he sent me a photo of the “team names” they chose for some competition: “Diddy Party” vs “Baby Oil”…and a sentence that a kid had written on the board “Why are you going to the Diddy Party at 6 o clock?”

Jimmy McMillan

Trump could release the files, remind his fans that he used to be democrat, tell them he's repented his sins since becoming a born again Christian, and pardon himself. I guess his only problem would be getting murdered by other people on Epstein's client list. It would definitely work on his conservatives Christian fans though. They'll forgive anything if it's convenient for them

Michael Branes

yea i hear you all. just thinking it would also implicate hillary, and the dems are still with her. also, the dems are pussy enough to not use real ammo when they got it

K H

Inshallah let them bloom like a hundred beautiful flowers.

Reece Coren

wasn’t there a video from like a month ago where andrew schulz said he voted for trump because he’s cool and gets pussy?

mary catherine

I think brace forcing the ai sex chat bot to take a bite out of his dick was fucking hilarious- i dont find a group of guys jug hooting about a dad raping his daughter quite as funny while im doin the laundry

chronye

excellent episode name i was like tf when i heard that … i always listen to alex Nichols eps like 3 times inna row

nick schultz

You oughta had looked into the Don Seigelman case before sounding off about it, it made you look like a bunch dumbasses. A Dem somehow accidentally got elected in Alabama and ended up in jail. It was part of a Karl Rove ratfuck operation,; he used Republican AG's to go after Dem politicians all over the country, and the ones who wouldn't make up crimes got fired, it was an actual scandal, but 9/11 and Iraq distracted everyone. The so-called crime he committed was reappointing someone to some commission that he was already serving on and had been for several years when he took office, and whoever it was gave campaign money to something that wasn't even directly related to Seigelman.. Dude did some fucking hard time for it too. This was back in the "good republican" era that we all miss so much.

niceman

There's no replacing Matt but Alex is as close as it gets

parker

I mean idk if they sounded off they just mocked that most of these cases they were out of prison and that people even cared lol. I mean they literally complained that people were even mad at Biden about any of this lol.

absoluteboi

was thinking about how long it's been since an alex episode. too long!

Sam

Depressing that Andrew Shultz “the Republicans are the cool ones now” thing didnt kill his career. Even if youre a Trump guy how do you see a 46 year old talk in earnest about which party is cool without reflexively recoiling.

Dustin Nelson

Worth noting the comic is $45 before shipping

king_von_diesel

God, Obama choosing Biden in 2008 is up there with Lincoln choosing Johnson as far as World changing moments of contingency

nick schultz

I'm not gonna go back and find it and quote it directly, but it was something like 'who cares about some corrupt governor'... this guy wasn't just impeached or something, he did years in jail, and by any reasonable measure was a political prisoner. Alabama is totally fucked, they still go by antebellum rules down there, and they're currently fucking with majority black Birmingham, seizing power away from the mayor and city council and starving them of funds, the kind of thing Trump and his acolytes learned from and are borrowing from. Trump denied disaster relief here in WA state from a wild winter storm because he only feeds the red states, even though the idiot doesn't realize the area here that was affected was rural and likely voted for him. This didn't get any national coverage, and similar things are going on all over. The Republicans have a zero sum strategy, and keep getting away with crimes, and it all gets shoved down the memory hole, or doesn't get covered at all.

Tea for the Tillerman

I love the line from serious journalists/dem politicos watching Trump defensively screeching about Epstein like “wow…maybe there’s something there?” when it’s been reported for years that Virginia giuffre met ghislane when she was 16 at literally Trump’s house.

Adam Urato

The silly show Veep was based on the silly show The Thick Of It, another British show whose first star was convicted of possessing explicit CSAM

Dani

Haha did Jesse Farrar get “Kiss On My List” on your head all week too, Chris?

Reece Coren

Alex is the greatest. His point about the zyn voters saying they don’t mind gay people in one conversation then think they should be killed for violating christianity in another was so real. I’m in tears

Reece Coren

literally had to pull over when he did Biden saying “that’s love just like any other” I was laughing so hard

Trout Mask Original

Yeah, Siegelman was utterly stitched up, for shit that is not just 'not Alabama-style corruption' but not corruption by any measure. It was a travesty.

king_von_diesel

The median voter would wage endless genocide on the world if it guaranteed low cost Costco memberships, support gay rights, and realign their entire political world view 7 months later.

Adam Urato

No, thank god. Chris Langham. The lead who gets berated by Capaldi in the first two seasons

Jonboi 0115

My 19yr old cousin is definitely one of those dumb zoomers that thinks P. Diddy got arrested for being gay and not for human trafficking.

Adam Hauck

If Biden tried to pardon the January 6 defendants, they would not have accepted the pardons. Just like those folks in Kerr County didn’t want to take that Biden money. They would cut off their dicks and shove them up their asses if AOC offered a handy. Edit: I posted this before hearing about Boston Corbett’s final solution. Happy birthday to me.

Vanessa

I thought that was one of the funniest lines of the episode. It's a joke at the expense of the President, not Ivanka. And yeah, it's uncomfortable, but that's part of what makes it a good joke. Obviously subjective though!

Jason

Really wouldn’t mind Alex being third mic. Always enjoy his appearances

Jingle Jangler

Definitely one of the guests that fits naturally into the pod. Very funny guy

Reece Coren

leave it to the American press to watch biden pardon the cash for kids judge and only ask him about using an auto pen to do it

Gubriel

Jibjab was the Chapo of Bush-era elementary schoolers. We were singing those on the playground

bruce

lev parnas mentioned

Rooti Tooti Giuliani

Why did they jump to Corey Booker being the secretly gay politician and not JD Vance?

Surfs up

Alex is painfully unfunny

Matt

Wild take

mary catherine

Its just that this guest always always always brings out so much humor about sexual violence and women that just makes the whole eps hes on feel sweaty - you can say oh hes trying to dunk on the trumps but it feels like he will take any opportunity possible to turn sexual violence into a punchline making the whole episode grating and juvenile

Isaac

I know multiple people exactly like that in real life, he’s so on the money.

Isaac

I’m confused about that part, is it $45 for the whole collection, or $45 for each one?

Dustin Nelson

It's a one volume collection, all 5 stories for $45. Hardcover Omnibus of similar story collections are usually $30. I think this is just a big softcover. I definitely want it but it is pretty high for a collectable of its bracket.

etienne

we will release the thursday episode on thursday the thursday episode is on my desktop the thursday episode doesn't exist the only people who care about the thursday episode are losers and frauds the thursday episode was too horrifying to release the thursday episode was made up by Pod Save America to smear us stop talking about the thursday episode

Isaac

Tbf that happened back in ‘06 and the article didn’t give any of that context. It would have been interesting to hear them dive into that, but you know the vibe of the reading series, it’s basically the chapo version of reaction content. I would love a TrueAnon episode on his story, or ghost stories for the end of the world

Isaac

That makes way more sense. Apparently that’s how sterilization is, once you’re no longer making the horny chemicals you don’t regret it because you just don’t care about sex at all, you don’t even miss it, you’re just like…meh it’s whatever

EVIL PLANET

Alex is one of the best regular guests, are you smoking crack?

HarshMalarkey

It's offensive. JD Vance is actually gay.

Victor in Brooklyn

He should run for public office. His heart is in the right place, he is an effective speaker…where does he live?

Luke B

Did the Grey Wolf feed red logo get replaced? I’ve been using this RSS for years and it switched back to the blue Chapo logo this last week.

Reece Coren

literally half the kids i went to high school with 🤣

Paul Nakis

“Why didn’t Biden release the list” because Trump shredded it in 2019 after he killed Epstein. There you go, done. Oh what, is that too conspiratorial? Lol

Reece Coren

LMAOOO i’m so glad you decided to trust your friends in the administration, charlie! 🥳