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954 - The Peoples’ Crisis feat. Seeking Derangements (7/24/25) (Patreon)

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2025-07-25 06:30:01
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2026-06

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Will on vacation; Seeking Derangements guest hosting; Felix’s internet connection fraying; Sanity rapidly depleting…Episode Report: NORMAL.

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Kollie123

Vacation from doing a podcast two hours a week is making me seek derangements

keyasmus

Ugh I needed this today

J.P. McD.

I’ve had Weather with You by Crowded House stuck in my head and playlist (along with their discography) since Chris played it a couple weeks ago

Schwartz666

Will deserves time to sun his perineum like the rest of us!

R K

oh hell yeah dude

LowEndLem

hell yeah slopping it up

Evan Pitkin

Keeping a close eye on my frenzy meter.

Chapo Bath House

Tired of the bad chaos, time for the good chaos

Tvvvv

My main issue with the comics anthology is the choice to not go with a Heavy Metal magazine style cover. How do you miss the obvious opportunity to have the gender swapped Felix as sexy robot lady. Leaving cash on the table. It would have sold 4-5x’s what it will now.

NYCM&AHole

Jacques ensuring he gets re-booked

JD Nonce

The Mark Robinson ‘piss-smelling asshole’ sexual fantasies were orders of magnitude less repulsive than this ribs and farting sex story. Really grim stuff

Declan Kennedy

I predict that the patreon comments on this episode will be described as "very normal" and "definitely did not make me wonder what the fuck that person's problem was"

Voidberg

This is a wild episode and I’m very here for it

Waffle Poet

What a fucking train wreck, and I ain’t just talking about Jacques! Seeking Derangements always comes in clutch. Banger episode.

Joshua

Getting wasted and yelling at everyone as a guest on a podcast is just an insufferable schtick

T33ny

Oh great, is Jacques gonna ruin this episode...

Anthrope Salmagundi

Hope everyone’s having a decent night. Currently on the shitter giggling about the latest slur, “clunker”

christoph.s

About the birthday letter trump sent: if you read the first Michael Wolff book, fire and fury trump sounds very much like in that letter in private conversation.

M Rad

I’ve tried multiple times to sit through and enjoy the seeking derangements episodes, without success. “Maybe I have to be in the right mood” or “maybe there’s something wrong with my sense of humour, they’re on the show so often and so many chapo heads seem to love them”, I told myself. There comes a point, however, when the incessant screeching and “WACKY” antics become insufferable. SKIP!

The Other Lauren

when i was a kid my step-grandpa was one of those old guys and he always pointed at this vaguely pyramidal rock and told me i could have it when i was old enouogh to know what part of a lady it looked like and all the way until he died i just nervously laughed and told him i didn't know. i was just thinking like, does he think it looks like a tit or something like what the fuck grandpa

The Other Lauren

i always saw a look of disappointment on his face at my not being mature enough to understand his sexy rock

The Other Lauren

thats what we get for letting protestants into our family

RubbishBinMan

felix's internet god damn. american infrastructure has never been so bad. this would not happen in china

Tvvvv

The spiritual phenomena conversation lines up pretty nicely with Felix’s internet outages.

Tvvvv

Boo! Hiss!

Tvvvv

It is not a question of “gonna” but “to what degree”

Tvvvv

A lovable insufferable schtick

Conner Dolezal

Who was the censored first chapo? No way that Jacque knows Virgil

christoph.s

I am very disappointed that you have seeking derangement on, talk about hulk hogan, and don’t meantion that trump threw kisses (without the hand gestures!) at hulk hogan at cpac!!! What a missed opportunity.

Voidberg

Your job has never been more safe, Will 😂

Rob Schofield

Never listened to a podcast episode this mix of borderline unlistenable but still incredibly entertaining

Tvvvv

Def Virgil. He’s a gender swapped dr. Strangelove.

Big Cheesin'

Incredible episode. All-timer.

Agent Grange

My favorite presidential doodles are definitely the Eisenhower one where he draws himself as a sexy superhero, but a close second is Nixon only ever sketching were polygonal hellscapes from inside the Lament Configuration.

Big Cheesin'

Jacques and Brace sending each other OnlyFans videos.

Iwilldoitagain

You guys definitely found the derangements

dog stone

the comic book looks cool as hell but im so broke rn i hope i can buy it in the future

JadedAech

Will. The time to "negotiate" for better pay is now! If I didn't know better id say he scheduled to have seeking derangements on while he was away. But seriously one of the episodes of all time.

Michael S. Judge

LBJ was a doodler, mostly strange obsessive elaborations on abstract patterns that sometimes remarkably resemble the work of Art Brut schizophrenic pedophile Adolf Wölfli, but also he liked drawing Bobby Kennedy as the devil

Creamy Goodness

“Oh great a new Chapo i can listen to…” *notices its Seeking Derangements* “FUCKING FUCK”

Shiv

Mercury Retrograde Realness 🙏🏽 ✨

Suad Yoon

The way Jacques pronounced Kauai was absolutely diabolical

etienne

HUGE fan of the Nixon doodles

EnKaff

Slop free weekend for me. Can already feel my arteries unclogging, vision coming back into focus and I've started replying to messages from friends and family.

Dongo

I know yall don’t like SD which is fine but no one has ever been wasted lol. Jacques has been sober from alcohol and most drugs (except some weed lol) for many years now

Shadowil

Another banger with Jacques

Dee Rubes

Brilliant ending edit. A perfect bookend to an absolutely careening episode

danny

i like seeking derangements and chris

Robert Armstrong

*heh* With dat San Quentin joke, Jacques should change his last name to "Chipperson," or somethin.

Mary Mallone

As a life long Seeking fan, I always worry that the chapo fans are going to be mean to Jacques. I like the good vibes on display :)

CS

This episode is an homage to the chaos of “hot mess” queers. God bless SD

Harry

this hit perfect this morning

Robert Connor

Jacques really is a podcast genius, this generation's early Kanye

Here, Try This

Didn’t know that Jacques lives in the True Detective season one cinematic universe

Brent

Felix resumes speaking at 20:06

bruce

to be fair jacques 1. probably doesn’t care and 2. lets be honest he probably deserves it in some cosmic sense

bruce

i guess that makes rfk jr sort of rosemarys baby

JoJo Sliwa

13:58 Felix mentions manuls

rough customer

Please never allow Jacques on the show again

Rob

Ultimate rorschach guest. Sadly gotta sit this one out 😔

Dyyyyylan

They probably hooked up

Flesh Colored Subaru

I know Jocks's sex stories in this episode are fake because he slipped up and said he was having sex with women

eve

she took off her sunglasses and she was down syndrome is crazy

Kelley

Another pure chaos episode. Love it

Kelley

That’s the name of this podcast

Lunar

Most of the comments are a loving hate so I think that's better then pure hate.

Aaron Enold

Please give Jacques a weekly segment you mean

K H

Chris Wade number 1 podcaster to eat ribs off of.

K H

It's a filter. I follow for the comments.

K H

If they have down syndrome they get a pass. It actually explains the ribs thing.

Matt T

Jacques is a quest giver in Grand Theft Auto. You need to drive him around collecting ingredients for bouillabaisse while he tells you about a confederate ghost he used to have sex with. Quest line ends with you racing to save him in a stolen Mardi Gras float as a group of jilted sauciers slowly lowers him into a giant pot of Gumbo.

K H

I don't believe Trump would draw that for Epstein. Jeffery hate(s)d pubic hair.

Tvvvv

He’s a good straight man for them

t o r t

Thank you Guacez for being the perfect podcast guest 🫶🏻

Aaron Enold

Jacques has the same Instagram algorithm as Brace lmfaoooooo

KJ

he’s bisexual and nothin but real

t o r t

Almost as good as the soundboard episode of SD

Willie

I am the big fat southern nurse

Oliver Clozov

when do we spin the chore wheel and decide who has to babysit next week

zucccccc

if u hate jacques i will kill u

Bryan Jennings

Genuinely laughed at Felix studious calm as he corrects Jaques with "No, it's a 'happy customer vest'"

K H

Felix is actually the one S tier gamer held back by a bad internet connection.

Christian Bendillo

Felix: *constantly talks about mentally ill psychos* Algorithm: *shows him mentally ill psychos* Felix: 🤨

Jonathan Thomas

I’m trying very hard. They won me over with Adam friedland but Jacques is leaving like licorice ice cream. It’s got serious devotees, and I believe them, but it still sucks when you’re not 100% prepared

Joshua P. Kelly

jacques cutting off felix yelling “i have an announcement” only announce his email for booking him to DJ weddings is the funniest thing ive listened to in forever. laughed out loud at the gym while working out 😭😭😭😭😭

Patrick Tracy

1. Will out 2. Jaques episode Horrible combo, why do you hate us?

Julian Perez

Why do you keep having these gay guys on? Are you not understanding your audience?

Dick Waglin

This was fantastic. Frankly its a nice break to not have to hear about all the terrible shit in the world.

etienne

I karaoke'd Bark at the Moon like a dozen times, thank you very much

Sam

It was so funny of him to do a “youre still talking about Epstein?” while also ranting about Rosie O’Donnell

P

Take it back

John Diss

I actually did listen to this at a hospital. No pain killers. I start out every Jacques episode thinking they’re too mean to him. By the time it ends, I’m fully supportive of Jacques’s treatment

MCL

Eric Clapton has been doing music industry sacrifices his entire career. He killed Hendrix, Duane Allman, Bob Marley, SRV and his own kid for Satan, he’s the real king of darkness

Natalie L

Me in the Seeking Derangements Patreon: Jacques was so fucking annoying this episode man why is he so sexist about chappel roan Me in the Chapo patreon: stop being mean to Jacques he’s so awesome you guys are just homophobic and boring

Spica

Jaques has the same Instagram feed as Brace Beldan.

Demented Avenger

"I see a chiropractor but I also see like a spiritual healer woman." So you see a chiropractor and also a chiropractor.

Maxwell

This episode had the cadence of a fever dream.

SlumulousCum

I think the WSJ letter proves something weirder about Trump's psychology, like that he only did all of that because it would impress his boyfriend. Like it would have been less incriminating if it just said "hey Jeffy, thanks for the pedophilia, okay bye bye" but instead it seems like he was in love with Epstein and wanted to impress him by doing his favorite thing.

Mac

Chapo Welfare. That Eyop Lovely guy isn’t eating tonight

Dakota

Seeking derangements have taken over the winter palace

Sam

Jacques and Brace has the same instagram feed

Sam

Literally what I came to say

ploob

You're probably thinking of Insomnia Jacques.

Frank

Bean more

Austin Nutter

Can't believe Jacques deliberately sabotaged Felix's connection

Allie S-M

Jakarta is in Indonesia, Felix 😭

ty foster

is premise of Seeking Derangements “set up the funny guy to say something funny then interrupt him?”

sarah

L m a o

sarah

Lmao boooooo

creepytwig

I appreciate the effort happy pioneer day

Spica

Jaques makes Stavros look erudite.

sarah

transitioning into her

sarah

This got me lmao

lake

The intended audience of chapo trap house is trannie faggots like myself.

lake

You’re just frustrated cuz Jacques won’t respond to your dms

Rio

Great, another wasted episode

Ben Burke

Be nice to Gaquez

Ryan

What a clusterfuck of an episode. Haha.

Dude of H-town

And next generation’s later Kanye.

oo __

boring white men who eat their own farts and think listening to podcasts will get them pussy?

Julian Perez

The irony is that whatever podcast you are describing has a more diverse fan base than Chapo

Twall

SEEKING CHAPO!

lake

Homophobe!!!

“Scoop”

The Beyond kind of confirmed to be based on a true story.

cornholio

Jacque is incredibly annoying and trying too hard

Sam

Is Jacques actually retarded or is it a bit?

Bob Montana

I think the people's crisis is genuinely a good name

lake

Yes

lake

Go suck a lemon

cornholio

Pound sand social reject

Tim O'

Chris with a Sully Sullenberger-like performance preventing this episode from crashing into the ground and exploding

Timothy Buttons

Listening to this episode last night instead of going to bed on time made me sleep through my alarm and be late for work. NOT WORTH IT

lake

Pls just call me a faggot, thanks ❤️

Rio

Honestly? They bring it out of me

Dan Young

Does anyone actually think that? I'd rather die than admit I I listen to podcasts to any woman including my girlfriend.

Barry Nixon

I listen to 2hollis and I’m listening to yall so idk what that bodes

The Pissler

“The People Who Talk to Goats” hahahaha

ADIFT

This just seems like they're bullying a performatively dumb person. Maybe it's a bit and he's only pretending to be r-slur but still it doesn't feel good.

nick

You mean Guances

nick

The BoB episode about Doc Roe is the best episode. It’s a Christmas special, in that our hero is trying to literally fill his bag with treats and items to hand out to his mates, and also it’s about the possibility of grace and healing, set in a quaint snowy village.

M Wigby

honestly, a great episode to dissociate to while i play mandatory workplace training videos on mute. great work

Zack Burke

They should have just called Virgil on the phone

tom benander

I love Jacques because I find him relatable and cathartic and i want Felix to humiliate me.

KyleMSherry

For the comic, is it like No Pasaran where once the preorder ends you can’t order it again? Not sure if this has been asked yet but I don’t want to miss out lol

etienne

they're going to print very pricesely as many as they get ordered

Axel H.

Enigmas never age.

J O E & R U E

Whatever happened to Yes, and…

Will

ok. What IS Jacques?

Ahstin (she/her)

they also do call-in shows and sometimes Hesse's Uncle Lt. Frank Columbo makes an appearance which we love Uncle Columbo omg

Curtis Dyer

Why is Laurence Fishburne's character name "Whitey Powers" in Mystic River? Lmao

Mattthecatwhoeatsrats

Oh good, jaques is here to remind me why i unsubscribed from seeking derangements.

Miles_B

God dammit I love Jacques.

David Bond

I used to turn off the Jaques episodes, now I can only stand in awe of the stupidity. Truly a talented person.

Camden

Ugly alert ugly alert

Justin Comer

my condolences to Chris for having to edit this

Malia Starling

That scene in waiting where the rich friend says he’s buying a house and he is making 40k a year fucked me up. I was watching it for the first time in like 2022 and the guy drops the salary I burst into tears knowing I could never own a house despite being dink with my ex at the time in a professional sector. Felt a sense of true anger.

Ahstin (she/her)

that is an incredibly fucking stupid thing to say

waterbird

jaques and fat joe need to host a podcast together

james

What a cluster fuck of an episode. Easily one of the worst, and one of the best, it exists within a superposition. They should have let Felix talk more. I always get upset when they're mean to Jacques at the start and by the end I remember why. ❤️

T33ny

Ty

Woke Batou

Jacque vs Adam. Drug Man vs Bug Man

Hilary is Pant-suited Syphilis

Walking into this episode like Abe Simpson into the Burlesque House, seeing it’s a seeking derangements episode and walking out

T33ny

Amen

Pædiekeix

the most complex chromosome-to-body relationship ever

Pædiekeix

Do not let the prissy whiners get you down. this unprecedented combination was such a joy to listen to that the deep state targeted Felix repeatedly but they could NOT stop the smiles

Curtis Hog

The way Jacque says battalion

Dean

Adam Friedland, Jacques, and Holden McNeely should start a podcast called like “The Whipping Boys” or something where it’s a support group for third or fourth mics that almost exist just to be made fun of by their fellow podcasters. It would be…unlistenable

grymm

This is a mess.

helvetica.hottie

Love this one. Laughed out loud so many times. Chaotic and hilarious.

etienne

Tom Myers

Natalie

I'm too scared to press play

Natalie

where's my fellow token queer women Chapo patrons

Natalie

@lake I thought you were Jacque the way you were riding for him in these comments but I see ur just real as hell

Natalie

I want eyup and alex nichols on the mic together

Natalie

But he once loved the donald

Schwartz666

Jacques accidentally saying the "debug code for the world" killed me 🤣🤣🤣

daveisruff

“Yall are being selfish. This is about me” That dude is the reason I have never listened to seeking derangements. I hate these episodes.

K H

He would be the whipping boy of the show! Brilliant.

Schwartz666

Almond Burps & Louis Guzman will play Jacques' parents in the tragic biopic about his life.

Will Marino

why are they so mean to that poor gay frenchman?

Schwartz666

I bet you're real fun at parties too 🙄

Ranni

Chris is fighting for his fucking life 😭

Claire Simon

If you leave pissy comments whenever Jacques is on the show you are GAYYYYY

Tyler

Great ep. Poor showing for Chris. The only chapo on mic and you pass the ball!?

Craig

My reels are truly blessed. Latina baddies with bbls, Turkish cats, and black dudes roasting people 😎

Toshio42

START OVERRR!!

Greasy_Jones

The notion of people not enjoying Vagina jones' verbal stylings blows my mind

Tim O'

Dramatic irony or something

Meatwad Cosby

Jacques was so Jelly Roll coded in this one. “If you’re factoring me into your math equation, go ahead and divide that by zero.”

Tim O'

The Nixon Doodles is a good band name

royboy

I love when Felix has to be the responsible one

Daffy

I know. Waiting was my best friend's and mines favorite movie in college. It came out right before our freshman undergrad at engineering school. We both worked front of house before college. He finished. I dropped out. I used to blame myself until I remember my friends dad was a successful dentist in Chicago. My dad was a retired construction worker. World sucks but the last thing we should do is blame ourselves. The hardest part for me to watch in Waiting is where main character gets his hopes up from a recruiter. Until he realizes the recruiter just works at another steakhouse. Hits so much harder these days.

Bryan

Big time no thanks

Richard Cochnar

Does Jacques even need to transition to become Down’s syndrome? (Said from a place of love.)

Chapo Bath House

I only know Columbo's work with Walt Tremblay, but it is tremendous

Jose Duszar

This episode is unlistenable

Jason

Only slightly more inteligible than TrueAnon's recent Chinese episode, but only because I don't speak Chinese.

etienne

he's like one of the GTA4 Balkan Uncles that 97% of the playerbase want to strangle

wavylady

I feel like saying Chris is cheating

GenZ Poster

I really don’t want to dislike anyone but Jacques makes it so hard 🫶🏻

Joseph

Love them!

gibbypatrol

For entirely different reasons

Bret Kavanaugh

He’s probably way too old for Virgil

Bret Kavanaugh

Funniest podcast episode I’ve listened to in months but if they were all like this I would not be subscribed

Paul Wolfman

Sometimes this show devolves into... Placebo

LEAH NELSON

Felix is calling in from Eritrea

M Rad

Dumbass

Daffy

So... Yes. To his question, you might not get one unless you preorder. These days leaving things on retail backorder forever is too costly for anyone other than best sellers. Physical media is dead, books are an endangered species, monopolies killed it. Get it now.

Willm

We should get a refund for every episode that doesn't include Will. You should still record it but like I want some money

Marissa Key

why is this 90% making fun of people with down syndrome

Antipaganda

The Louisiana druid AA group put a curse on Felix for insulting their holiest idiot, Jacques.

Antipaganda

The last time I remember it working was Jon Lovitz on Walking the Room

Antipaganda

Trump also fucked Hulk Hogan?

Antipaganda

That's the top line of Jacques 's resume.

Antipaganda

Imagine a podcast with both of them

Antipaganda

No, chiropractors are spiritual breakers

Antipaganda

The horrible part for me is that it had serious roleplaying game energy.

Melting Kentucky

Thanks for unlocking this premium seeking derangements episode for us!

Wrought

Jacques crawdad based signal jammer helped him defeat Felix here

Sam

lmfao

John Cook

I'm sorry but you will not see the kingdom of heaven

4-bees

Seeking derangements basically means this will be an entirely bad anecdote based podcast

Jacob Jones

Look, I'm a rocket scientist (or was, but once is always if you were good at it, right? - the pay is... Not fantastic lol, but I did work on Artemis 1, and we completed our flight around the moon without exploding, so my work speaks for itself, along with thousands of other fantastic engineers and scientists), and I'm a highly rational and skeptic person who can explain away 99% of strange shit... But there's always that 1%, and I have encountered it a few times in my life. Enough to be willing to admit that I don't know everything, and I cannot explain everything. So when someone tells me they've seen something, I'm willing to give them some benefit of the doubt.

Robbo✌🏻

Please send help they haven't been giving us any Jello in the nursing home

Eamon Short

Seeking Derangement's Coup is complete. Patriots are in control

Jimmy McMillan

I like Jacques in moderate doses. He's like the kid in high-school who hung out with the theater kids, but you never saw him in any plays because he's too much of a drug using spaz to be depended upon

Jimmy McMillan

I've seen comments accusing Felix of being closeted gay, but I don't believe it. He'd be out and proud if he were gay. I think he's closeted polyamorous

Travis

Felix begins speaking

B P

Accusing someone of being poly is low

d.a.walker

Sort of a Neubauten episode

Eamon Short

Jacques guards the doors to Valhol

Eamon Short

Truly, you live the life of Kings

Eamon Short

Unfortunately Tom recently passed away due to complications from a Bong-Hit Transplant

leonard

i’m a day one SD listener and this was maybe the craziest episode yet

Gordon Schmidt

Care to elaborate on your encounters with that 1%? If you don't wanna post it here you should call it in to TrueAnon's tip line

krumping4

The Goats Who Stare At Men

Begginstrip

poly is a chapo host requirement

Reese Powling

Unfortunately, as always, Jacques logic is consistently unimpeachable.

Tvvvv

If you like your ribs and pussy, you can keep it.

Leo

These people are so unfunny

ploob

The Guys Who Look at Goats

Colton Durbin

Fair. I think Seeking is an acquired taste.

DEATH666VALLEY

Rather enjoyable, I’m afraid to tell you sots.

mariol struga

thats gross and you want to lecture ppl on theory? cant be revolutionary and bigoted

Evan Pitkin

How does a Jacques happen?

Dogtooth

Always nice to hear the Seeking Derangements folks on the pod. Is what I would say if Jacques would shut the fuck up.

Ahstin (she/her)

there are two wolves inside me - both are gay

Nicholas Marrapode

Amazing content thank you for trying and failing to make this episode normal

LowEndLem

I have screamed "It's Eugene Roe" at least six times when they're discussing the medic in BoB I am dying it's not Gordon

Andrew

Hesse was it L’Espalier? Because that would be sick.

Kelley

It was a beautiful blur

Ian Szabo

Please stop having Jacques on. I love Ben and Hesse but Jacques is like a wetbrained aunt that derails every conversation and won’t fuck off.

Timothy Buttons

Like a leaving a 6 year old to take care of a dog that isn't house trained

auf die Welle

Thank God I'm an alcoholic this episode is hilarious.

Elai Kehler

the odd Will-less episode is fun because you get a little change of pace and you also realize how much he’s fucking keeping this thing on track

Leyland

men crying into the void so jelly of hwarkez after every sd crossover ep is a bit, right?

bean dlunt

referring to ryan trecartin as ryan jakarta is crazy

Ian Priest

Time for another episode of Seeking Derangements feat. Felix Biederman and Chris Wade

Jim

Holy shit. Shameless slop! And that’s saying something / we’re really grading on a curve… Idk if it’s even the kind of slop / low effort from Felix that doesn’t even make me kinda repulsed by him, but @ least curious / inspired to check in on zoo animals / animal stats &/or read or research something and take another long break from checking in on this pod… …maybe this time he’ll have really shot the moon and have achievers the ultimate goal; ; I’ll finally unsubscribe, read & exercise more and then I too can do no work and collect pay and become a podcaster like him! Just…bad? Idk, I’m not qualified to judge? But I’m odd / in the vast minority …I like the Felix Blago interview and miss Matt’s history stuff & it’s probably not what still sells in whatever’s left of the lefty ‘monetize the rot’ pod/ click / factional insider whiner-verse? Maybe Chris will work on more side projects / have more opportunity to grow into something else or better, who knows?

Doktor Buzzo

It took almost 10 years but Brandon Wardell is finally off the hook. Great work, team! No notes

John Marshall

Release valve episode perfection

Yes sir

This was awesome.. part 2?

nahhhh

If u hate this episode you’re homophobic :/

Stealtreasure

Chris and Felix can not stop a seeking derangements takeover from going full Jacques

kitty pavlova

erm can we please do a Capital reading series instead of letting these ragamuffins run wild. as i have replaced "friends" and "family" and "hobbies" with listening to this podcast, when we dont talk about that orange inferno every single episode i get very scared

Eli

As a lobotomized cum town fan, I thoroughly enjoyed this episode

Jjjjjjjjjj

A nod to the great cum town cocaine episode

Bushwald

Very sorry to report that I enjoyed this episode

M Varnzo

Seemed like Colbert’s politics are better than that and maybe he tee’d Z up so he could refute the stupid question everyone else was asking already.

delle_chiaie

I can't believe I almost didn't listen to this

Mfusion

My favorite episodes are the ones where people are talking

Brian R Coburn

Seeking Derangements episodes are the worst Chapo episodes. Unlistenable.

Orbus Terrarum

when jacques goes off the deep end and does something very bad that will be on the news you will all have to account for your words and actions towards him

etienne

I know it's not a very widespread opinion but I think the Wardell eps were actually good and actually way better than the Jacques and the Adam eps

Warbs

Excellent episode. Love the SD crew.

Lynn Waldon

I remember Jacques gonsoulin from back home in Lafayette, LA. I was very blown away when I first heard him on Chapo. I always thought he was so cool. Rock on Jacques, you are a badass

Martin Lightgold

Strong disagree, the SD/Chapo crossovers are some of my favorite episodes. It's not like they're doing deep dives into political theory or anything most of the time but the two crews have great chemistry and it makes for a really fun time IMO.

Special Adeline

I have reported most of the comments section for homophobia

J L

i really love how they just keep jaques to say stupid things and furthermore how jaques seems to genuinely not care when they mock him endlessly for saying stupid things

Dongo

I actually roll so much I start spinning to the point of liftoff, some might call a “roflcopter”

Sam

Im really hoping this comment is part of the bit. There’s absolutely no chemistry evident. Hence why even they felix admitted this was unlistenable.

LPO Crane Jefferson

Twitter on Instagram is easily done. I recently checked my company's brand account for you page and it's full of botched surgery content, people getting cancelled for racism, and people being arrested content. To my knowledge no one uses it and has scheduled posts from a third party. It's scary looking.

Patrick Allen

I wish Jacques were even half as clever and interesting as he thinks he is.

Reece Coren

i am happy about hulk hogan’s death

Reece Coren

you can tell MAGA people he’s faking it to go undercover to root out the democrat sickos in the deep state destroying trump’s presidency from the inside and they will totally believe you. or you can tell them he killed himself because he was in the epstein documents and that’s why trump couldn’t release them. you can totally deface the guys bullshit legacy. it’s great

Reece Coren

dying at Jacques eating ribs during sex like George Costanza

Special Adeline

You could never come up with The Peoples Crisis

hailey

Amazing episode as usual I love seeking derangements 💗

hailey

“unlistenable” yet you listened to the whole thing…. curious 🤔

Rxk Lenderman

One of the most annoying things I have ever read in a Chapo comment section, which is a crowded field

PJ Martinez

"Happy customer vest" is being permanently added to the lexicon. Special shout out to Jaque for ruining this episode ♥️ Great show!

DarylBarenziah

What kind of George castanza ass shit is the first 5 y’all come on

Snurt

I hope he does it!

Snurt

What about that Matt Taibbi ep? or any Adam Friedland appearance? Different stroke for different folks, I guess.

Snurt

It's like they've forgotten, There's a dang cheeto in the whitehouse!

Snurt

If you want more classic Jacques, check out the episode of Seeking Derangements titled "Let Them Draw Him," in which Jacques reveals an ignorance of the taboo against depictions of the Prophet Mohamed (pbuh)

Daniel Guerrero

"Trans birthwrong" fucking sent me. I had to stop and play it for my non-listener wife. Bless funny trans people; at least some of us can hit home runs like that.

Matt Boi

It rules that this is fully a SD episode

lake

You’re right you’re not qualified to judge

pulled a muscle yearning

I was trying to eat a sausage mcmuffin and drive during Almond Burb and it made it very difficult due to how funny

Wesley Campbell Caretto

I've had this feeling for a while now but I actually genuinely believe Jacques is schizophrenic

Matthew Floratos

Could listen to an hour of Hesse saying period

Meme_maid

Sounds like an episode of seeking derangements

Claire Simon

Felix is a woman revisit this comment in 10 years

Blown Load Steve Austin

As a metalhead, pro wrestling fan, alcoholic and racist, i am gravely disappointed by this episode’s content

Ahstin (she/her)

the has BPD, it's still nuts, but wayyy different than schiz

John Lisowy

Felix losing connection at the end midway thru speech was the perfect ending for this episode lol

Wesley Campbell Caretto

I've been listening to SD for a while and it just seems like Jacques is genuinely hallucinating things and I have a hard time believing that every story they tell about harassing a celebrity or witnessing some horrific occult ritual are all true

Brian R Coburn

Most people aren't good at podcasting. Not homophobic to say a few gay guys aren't

Robert

Bro you're on the internet making fun of a mentally handicapped podcast host, you gotta revisit your priorities

Anne-Claire

Almond Burp sent me over the edge

Garrat M

Damn, my episode of Seeking Derangements melded with my Chapo Episode

The Marvelous Meredith Marks

Really enjoying Felix destroying Tommy Vietor, Tommy, if you’re reading this, go fuck yourself.

ObsBlk

Chris deserves this episode's gift card.

Eamon Short

That's embarrassing dude. How can you just admit that publicly? I may be a pro-wrestling fan, and alcoholic, and a racist, but I'd never, EVER admit to being a metalhead.

jammer

Close enough, welcome to Chapo justin whang

Meatwad Cosby

Jacque and Ian Fidance should have to fight to the death.

Chris

Seriously Jacques is so terribly unfunny and tries way too hard

Sam D

This comment section is half people on the verge of killing themselves if Jacques is ever on the pod again and half people who think he is the best guest.

J

I was having a nice time listening to the first half, the second half got kinda annoying, but then last 10 or 15 minutes had me laughing extremely hard

J

Also God bless Chris Wade

Chapo Bath House

Idk, maybe. Maybe they just have fun lying on podcasts

FireFork

great ep, laughed until tears

Vivian Irby

Truly a fever dream of an episode. Hot couch vibes.

Bmac

Don't see it in the show notes so just in case wanted to just put out there that Eephus is on Mubi

Matthew

Felix teasing us with Manuls content like that is really sick and diabolical tbh

Dan

Nope

Clear Minded

Seeking Derangements are the worst guests in the history of this show. This fella “Jock” sounds like the most abrasive unfunny little weasel

Jon W

If I could frame this episode... Hall of Famer. Not since 2016 has Chapo been this good.

eduard karpoev

"Happy customer vest" is such a good bar. Also this episode is insane, I looked at the SD instagram & didn't expect Jacques to look like that idk why.

Chapo Bath House

It is endearing how bad they are at promoting their movie lmao

Brian R Coburn

you ever get exhausted by being ironic. seriously

Brian R Coburn

the "best guest" people can listen to the brutal SA and fuck off of this comments section

Brian R Coburn

I want a free month for having to pay for this episode

Soren Campbell

Jacques is like if Adam Friedland was actually gay

lake

I too am one of the Chapo listeners who transitioned during the pandemic

Folks,,

Chris Wade 70 point game

Chapo Bath House

I have sympathy for the farting story, there's muscle contractions involved in the same area. I get it. But you absolutely need to apologize to that woman. But the ribs scenario is an entirely voluntary act.

Chapo Bath House

Was your step grandfather in any way associated with Mudfossil University, by any chance?

N

I had to keep queuing up time for my stories episodes bc if I’d listened to this it would immediately led to my fiery death on the garden state parkway

N

They bought the brindlefly machine with the Patreon money and things went as expected

N

This is real, raw, old school chapo

N

I didn’t really think about this but now knowing it I always noticed he sounds like my grandma (west Texan with bpd)

N

He’s armed

N

I always appreciate him bc he’s like my bpd grandmother without the consequences

Blake B

biggest 180 from the last episode… ty Chapo for the range

Matt Dear

if you want full-bullshit extrapolation of the placebo effect, check out Joe Dispenza. It's like a word association bricolage mantra of medical and scientific terms.

P

How bout you fuck on to this gamer penis

Chapo Bath House

Mine are all uncles from around the world, doing very unimpressive stunts to cool music, and white ladies telling me I'm dying

Zach

This might be one of the funniest episodes released lol

Johan Gambolputty

Jacques is a mix of Tan Mom and Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf

MATT TRIANO

Shit lingering in the fucking air yellow light thin thin drapes fuck offfff

MATT TRIANO

Yo this sucks and most of us know it like fuuu

MATT TRIANO

He may be open to other eventualities and receiving multiple experiences at once which could be hard to manage OR HE'S A BAG OF WALNUTS

MATT TRIANO

I never supported him and I want it on record

Myrmec

Worst ep ever, pretty tired of SD

owen

good God ptsd from that name, my Mom was obsessed to a concerning degree in the late 2010s

Sierra Bangs

The Hawaiian island of Cow-ee lmao

Keith Gonzalez

Episode was Chefs kiss start to finish .

Evan Pitkin

One more off the rails SD ep and I'm gonna unsubscribe. Not sure which of the Chapo fans praising this shit are just trolling, and which should be 5150.

Matt Dear

People love it, he is a pernicious bullshit merchant. He signed some massive deal with the GAIA network. Total wingnut, delusional and dangerous.

Mac

Listen it’s their whole personality. They’re still making shrek references in 2025. Let them have the Chapo comments section….its likely all they have left

Derek

I don't expect this to affect any change but I cannot stand these guests.

Trew Dhiel

Lots of babies in the comments. Sometimes it’s fun to laugh at things

dmark

Jacques claiming he doesn’t actually want to fuck Chris but demonstrated significant knowledge of Chris’ other podcast 🧐

Valerie

Hesse's "Finish Him" comment got me to laugh lol

Dame

Fell asleep with this on and had a dream Felix asked me my favorite rap albums

Urdnot Wrex

we need episode like this more often, sometimes it is good to take a break from the news and when the news cycles is nothing but pain and hopelessness

Steve Colacurcio

Jacques is unbearable jesus christ. Even if you think he's funny, he's so hostile and won't allow any conversation to flow naturally without butting in with something that's only interesting to him. He also only has bad takes and sounds like he's had a fucking lobotomy. Who the fuck wants to listen to this? I'm happy to say this to his face btw

Salid Tahsaar

How anyone could listen to the Adam Quebec movie theater story and not realize he is a profoundly gay man is beyond me

Ahstin (she/her)

Jesus fucking Christ, just write about it in your diary next time

Cameron

Pedophile alert

Treacherous Bussy

Imagine looking a newborn baby in the eyes and saying “Derek. Let’s name him Derek” get outta town man

Treacherous Bussy

Did you nervously straighten out your fedora in the mirror before typing this out with your poopy finger nails

Treacherous Bussy

Seeking derangements or bust and to the Jacques haters yall could neva jealousy is a disease get well soon

Erik Bourre

SD... idk, I guess i just dont get it.

J.P. McD.

Love Jacques (just followed him on IG) loved the episode. (Sorry I’m 25 hours backlogged on podcasts because I temporarily stopped playing NES RPGs and I can’t go to the gym after surgery)

gumb0

I love these episod3s

The Jacques Vault

I am so sorry you don't like me . It must be really hard to be massage therapist in Caldwell, New Jersey. Saying a prayer for you right now . Sweet Dreams !

The Jacques Vault

Alert, we have the president of my fan club here .

The Jacques Vault

the way I don't know what podcast/listen to zero podcast including my own

The Jacques Vault

ok I get it you dislike me , I still sleep well . I hope you are able to think of someone else besdies me one day, since you just keep saying my name a hundred times

The Jacques Vault

I am illiterate when people leave comments this long. I hope you can recover from whatever this long comment is about, good luck Tim

The Jacques Vault

Matt, you really seem obsessed , thank you for thinking of me so much .

The Jacques Vault

Aw Matt , thank you for beint my biggest fan ever

The Jacques Vault

If I knew who any of these people were you listed I would feel bad but I don't . Anyway what podcast are you on Dean? or are you just a critic from the new york times .

The Jacques Vault

I wanted to say thanks to everyone who enjoyed the episode and seeking derangements , I sinceerly appreciate the sweet messages .

The Jacques Vault

I can't tell if this is sarcastic I love this comment

The Jacques Vault

I feel good tho I love having fun with my friends

The Jacques Vault

aw thank you dearly Cornholio , whats the name of your podcast ?

The Jacques Vault

I would have to do it in front of you with a woman and smile and say " is this good enough?" and you wouldn't beleive me still .

Dean

I’m from the New York Times podcast The Daily, Jacques. You shouldn’t feel bad. The people I referenced are the highlight of their respective podcasts just like you are.

cornholio

Oh I don’t have a podcast, I have a job. Reading Patreon comments at 4 am is wild tho.

mutism

wow go fuck yourself moron

mutism

Extremely effective episode for revealing the absolute worst members of the Chapo fan base ie Jacques haters

mutism

JACQUES IS LIFE

Amber💖

I love the seeking derangements crew and haters are sadly jealous of the unhinged big dick energy Jacques brings.

Dennis

Unstoppable king 👑 🙏

Dennis

Enjoy hell

Dennis

Ok bye Evan

Liam

in solidarity i'd like to buy you crawdads and gumbo

hrtzgod314

Hey Jacques, I am a huge fan of seeking derangements now and it is because of hearing the phrase "almond burp" on this episode. Hope you have a wonderful holiday season