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968 - The Dabbing Will Continue (9/11/25) (Patreon)

Published:
2025-09-12 02:23:26
Edited:
2025-09-12 02:23:34
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Matt is back to talk about the continuing, increasingly grotesque saga of Epstein and Trump as well as some articles about people going insane using AI. That was the plan, at least, until yesterday happened.

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Sam Bondurant

First ep I’ve been jonesing for in a min

HamDrawn

Its happening... Again

Jon Shields

I been waiting for this a looooong time

Franklin

he really cranking that on us

Ian

oh boy here we go lmao

Mungo Franczak

Have a good night everyone. May every day be another wonderful secret.

jdozois

People are dying who have never died before

Zach Pierce

Expectations are high. Kirk is low.

Pedro

It arrived

Luis Gomez

WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT BOYYY

Sean

Dang

NobleStrings

they are eating the dogs and the cats that are in there

Jeffrey

Got me in the first half

Luis Gomez

MY NECK…MY BACK…..

Travis

Felix begins speaking!

Sexual Harry Potter

I was literally just refreshing Patreon for this after finishing the TrueAnon episode this cannot be good for my brain

Turner

Framing a picture of half of Charlie Kirk’s face/half of XXXTentacion’s

pelicans123

Having Kash Patel personally fly to Utah to help with the investigation makes it almost 100% likely that the killer escapes.

Josh Ruston

Missed Matt lately, I’m excited for this… I just went back to ep1 of cushvlog for nostalgias sake, we need that asshat now

Oliver Clozov

hope they address the rumors that there was a hamas tunnel in charlie kirk's carotid

Zach Pierce

Please be civil in these here comments, y’all! Do it for Charlie ok?

DJetson

This must be where all these ‘radical leftists’ let their dicks n clits hang out, eh? Salute my comrades. The dabbing shall continue, greywolves AHHHoooOOOOOOO

Jason

Ganq Violenzzz

Johnny B

Everything felt perfectly timed to y’all’s recording schedule 💫

Jingle Jangler

I had to stop like 30 min into trueanon. Too much on top of everything else, amd id seen a lot of the bday book already. Truly some of the most demonically dark shit I've ever seen

claus_mc

Our king returns to make sense for us

Ray Tavarez

Edit: just hit 35 mins where they agreed with the Eddington point lol Idk if anyone else watched the movie Eddington but the twist in it feels very relevant rn I very strongly believe that Kirk was taken out by Trump, I don’t believe a DSA member could make a 200 yard shot. It’s crazy that conservatives are trying to make him into like a right wing MLK, but eh I mean the FBI 1000% killed MLK so maybe they’re onto something Also like it does feel quite good that a guy who actively called for me and my loved ones to be hate crimed to be gone from this mortal plane I must admit. I guess the determining factor of whether or not this was a conspiracy is how the right reacts to this. If it’s memory holed like the Minnesota shootings within two weeks, maybe it was some far right anti Israel lone gunman who did him in. But if it results in a rapid escalation of the ongoing authoritarian crackdown, I’ll go to my grave wholeheartedly believing Trump had him killed. Also I’m gay

Agent Grange

Funniest possibility is that it was the REAL guy who shot the United Healthcare CEO and Luigi is actually innocent. Or profideous Hibernian radicals from the Irish Republican Socialist Committee of North America based in Provo. My favorite Q theories I've seen so far in their insular communities is that this was a distraction from the UAP or vaccine congressional hearings. Most likely option? Probably a 764 / Order of the Nine Angles Accelerationist trying to start the Discord Endsieg. Also this is neither here nor there but the shot that hit his throat was almost certainly a freak ricochet that pinged off his concealed body armor. The Seven Lucky Gods really told Chuck "no, but" instead of "yes, and."

jammer

Big head mode, shoot down her throat, call that Charlie kirk

Zach H.

Just found out what Charlie Kirk’s headstone will say: Loving Father and Husband. He’s not dead. He’s just tired and shagged out after a prolonged sqwark.

justdave

☝️ It was Zach. I'm calling it

harry

She give me wet neck call her charlie kirk 🔥

Man2quilla

Not gonna lie, I was expecting this at 2am

justdave

It's easy, the lines for the new civil war will be pedophiles vs fascists

ab

Man there are some episodes where that intro music just hits like a freight train.

Zach H.

Also say this new Liberal Driller may have saved us a Greg Stillson Dead Zone scenario where Charlie won the Presidency and started WW III.

Agent Grange

The only reason why I feel like this wasn't a false flag, at least by our own government, is that they would have a patsy ready to stitch up for it and not make themselves look like complete fucking morons bumbling their way through the first two suspects.

Jonathan G

Thin episode! Just kidding. Thanks boys!

Agent Grange

They're watering down the slop. Signs of a recession. Ill tidings for us hogs.

Bill Jones

Jackoff Smirnoff made me choke

Sexual Harry Potter

I like TrueAnon because they are funny enough to make this shit less blackpill-inducing to learn about but it is just too much sometimes feels like I’m frying my brain

Joey Fazzoli

This is gonna be my last chapo for a while then I’m taking a break for a week. Political shit is getting too much for me gonna learn about monkeys instead

K H

9 eleven episodes should always be public especially when it's such an opportunity to stunt on people that talked shit on uncle Matt. Ya boi in the ground. He needed to be in the ground.

dfumps

I disavow

K H

Have you been saying that Adam?

Andrew Cross

Time to celebrate!!! (Matt is back!)

Alice Pooper

Can’t wait to roll up a cone and see what Matt and Trey have to say about this

Noah

I'm finding the Matt Yglesias supercut on YT is another great archive of (our) Matt.

regular bird

getting "if history has taught us anything it's that stuff does happen, but it doesn't happen to you" tattooed on my neck

Ray Tavarez

I mean I think we’re at such a shameless point in American decline I wouldn’t be surprised, my entire family are affluent white conservatives. Their capacity for basically living in 24/7 psychosis is not to be underestimated. We’re at a critical mass of vindictive and impressionable “too far gones” it’s really quite terrifying

K H

Not everything is an op. It was a crazy good shot, but you don't have to be a professional to shoot well. Just a time and money commitment. If they evaded the cameras that would point to someone tied to the school. If not, then who knows. Could be an anti pedophile guy that didn't like Charlie calling them stupid.

Sexual Harry Potter

I feel you. The absurdity of our fucked up world is usually entertaining enough to stop me from going full doomer but today and yesterday was rough. Monkeys are a great choice, you should definitely read some articles about capuchins using tools and other behavior that was previously thought to be restricted to humans

K H

😵💦💦💦

K H

I know a fent overdose when I see one.

Ray Tavarez

Yeah I agree it doesn’t matter who the shooter was ultimately, the reaction of the foaming at the mouth fascists snapping at the bit to lash out is all that matters, they are so disconnected from reality that it really does not matter. All I know is it is the least likely option that it was a leftist. You are right that a far right anti Israel(for the wrong reasons) and/or “anti pedo” shooter is the most likely non-conspiratorial culprit. It is really fucking bizarre how that random old man broke down claiming he was the shooter though. I genuinely don’t know what to make of that.

K H

Famously the thing you need to do when leading investigations when you yourself are not actually a trained investigator. They probably fired all the bipolar NB lib jinkies style investigators that could actually find them.

ploob

Seventy-Fifth

Gary LaRocca

Thanks, so great to hear Matt again. Needed this one.

ploob

Thanks Brendan

Agent Grange

Felix is talking about putting Matt in the Banshee from Halo and retrofitting it to be a chair when the Prophets little hover chairs are just right there. Or like. Doctor Eggman's hoveregg. Imagine Matt floating around in one of those.

JDF

Mauser recovered close to the scene my guess is a disgruntled Wehrmacht Feldwebel

Agent Grange

I was hoping it'd be a Wehraboo kar98k museum piece but no. It was some lame range boomer Fudd rifle M12 pure.

Nick V.

TMZ is going to post a video of this guys colonoscopy and Kash will be no closer to finding him

叔叔六十四 (Uncle64)

Matt says AI makes people crazy but Grok told me all those articles were made by AIs to scare away the lesser souls from gaining access to divine super math by using AI

Noctor

Machine gun Kelly as the shooter.

JDF

we can’t even have historically interesting drill bits this country is going down the toilet

Jon

“Guided by real world youth”

Gage Miles

I’m a uvu student and my kid goes to the on campus daycare. Not that either of us were any real danger but it is crazy that my kids first shelter in place order was at 17 months old

12345

Who are you?

yaro

Felix mistaking a covenant ghost for a banshee is the last straw. I’m unsubscribing

Patrick Minshew

Damn Chris coming in hot with the outdoor music choice lmao

KyleMSherry

Matt’s sounding so much better every time, so happy to have him back, especially for this episode.

Scott La Londe

Soooo many news stories I want these dudes thoughts on right now. Two longgggg ones next week! 🙏🏼 Anti-Islamist Biker Gang!?

Scott Gregory

My thought from the footage, Charlie would have been DOA very quickly and any announcement was obv delayed to inform family, etc. In the meantime, Trump is tweeting how it’s looking “very, very bad” and you can feel the absolute pain Trump is going through knowing this secret and not being able to blurt it out immediately.

Metra Eccentric

Matt sounding like his old self for the most part. I really feel like he's meditating on the divine with his fixation on the people driven insane by LLMs. I look forward to the day when there's a random new Vlog on YT, with him talking about Data Center Capitalism and the human soul.

Colton Koprowski

Hey speaking of Matt and how theyre dabbing on us, anybody know what episode they talk about Congress’ Office of the Attending Physician? The secret clinic in the basement of Congress? I cant find it anywhere

Andrew Ratcliffe

Matt's really making an excellent recovery from his stroke. They don't even have to use AI to fake his public appearances.

Alex

Matt is sounding good. I miss him.

Joe

Matt sounds great, and amazing to hear him use even less words to communicate succinct points lmao

seasound

Matt we love you. thank you!

seasound

will look into this

Scott La Londe

Matt sounds great! Also, boys-we’re gonna need some updated thoughts on Zorhan. 👀

Ricky

Matt is sounding great, glad to hear his voice in these trying times.

Hot Rod

Felix bars

Jim Chapman

Charlie Kirk died doing what he loved: deflecting a question about gun violence by asking about black-on-black crime.

Ian

thanks pimps

Ian

Slopflation

Liz

We're cooked but at least we got Matt on the pod this week ❤️

Taylor Markey

Answering a question in the most disingenuous and racist way possible simultaneously

Ardy Rezv

The carnivore diet people were distraught about Charlie’s death

Drew

The funniest individual would be Nathan Fielder and this was the climax of the upcoming Season 3 of The Rehearsal

Sai

Ww3 is ongoing

Naked Shitter

And the assertion by Fox News that Kirk's equivalent on the Left is actually Zohran Mamdani.

Sai

Ok where is the digital library of Matt's poems. I need it now.

boshi 🇨🇺

the people thinking they invented new math and going crazy is literally the flowers for charlie episode of always sunny, they have a yes man and think spyders talking to cats is an invention

DT

"JUST TAKE A SLICE YOU ... YOU ... DOUBLE GRILLER!"

John

Oaf misses Charlie.

Ian H

XTC's Nonsuch for real ones only

dfumps

Matt sounds great I absolutely love to hear it

Bryan Williams

Funniest shooter would be Utah's own Mitt Romney. Just cheesed off at pioneering Republican anti-immigrant stuff, then scolding MAGA and sneering at Trump, and being instantly forgotten for both!

Michael

I am hearing reports Virgil Texas can’t remember where he was when the shooting happened.

Frances Mary

Matt's poem this week is 😘👌👌👌

gillianreed

A 200 yard shoot with clear line of sight from above the target with a hunting rifle and scope is actually not that difficult of a shot to make if you have experience shooting/hunting.

MCL

White on White violence is at a fever pitch. They’re going to have to make a new fentanyl to deal with this

Ben

Matt sounds great 😭

Xi Jinpenis

Charlie Twerk, he goes to universities all over the country challenging students to shake they asses off.

Xi Jinpenis

My favorite line from one of his poems: "If I don't have a piece of the pie, why do I care whose thumb is in it?"

Michael Branes

funniest outcome is they resurrect charlie kirk and he opens the mirror portal from prince of darkness

Skitzaf Raynik

Gemini is actually the best for generating working code, I’m so sorry to be this guy. I have no idea how any of them work as a simulated intelligent life form because that whole feature should obviously be illegal.

nick

Why would Trump take out one of his most effect surrogates, who you can point to having a major impact in swinging young votes his way?

Paul F. Holzfäller

I spotted a random post in the r/Music subreddit yesterday. Someone took the initiative to post Wu-Tang’s Protect Ya Neck. One of Charlie’s fans wanting to memorialize him ASAP probably.

Ray Tavarez

Immortalizing him as a martyr is one point. Also Kirk recently started talking about Epstein again after Trump told him specifically not to and he obeyed for a bit, so might’ve decided he wasn’t useful anymore? Idk dude I don’t pretend to understand the minds of deranged fascists

Chapo Bath House

I don't think they need to create false flags. I think the government knows that roughly half of Americans will believe anything they say and half will not, and that there are no consequences for blatantly making shit up. They just need to wait and they can use whatever inevitable events to their advantage

Journey

Matt’s poem blew my mind

Chapo Bath House

Kash is the Scrappy Doo of this administration

Greg

Matt's poem is so good

TugNuggins

Fuck yeah. Cold opens are back!!!

Ray Tavarez

Yeah that is true, thing is I just wouldn’t put it past them either given that they historically did shit like that, nice name btw

Mac daddy

Unfortunately its confirmed some weirdo white guy, but I was reeeeally hoping the shooter was the black woman who Charlie claimed stole his position at the army school lol, finally some get back for all the shit hes talked

interzoa

Damn capitalism has made the lamest gods huh? "AI"? "the self"? They don't make them like Allah anymore. Hell, sun worship is looking pretty good right now

Matthew

Matt's little "ahahahaha" before the drop 🥰

Koshin

Where is my slop!

plainwrap

Imagine if Trump really did have a stroke and they had to hide him for a few years until he came back in 2028 and campaigned through free-verse poetry.

justdave

shhh sweet giant. This life is but a bitter veil

Nathan

I don’t know; it seems like the right feels like Kirk’s killing gives them even more permission to be violent.

DiamondDave

He was just detained by Kash "Elliot Ness" Patel, a lot of people are saying.

Joey Fazzoli

Wouldn’t be so bad if all my family/coworkers weren’t maga people, conversations w them are a minefield lol. I had no idea capuchins could do that! super cool

Tristan Clark

I'm no AI blowing smoke. Matt's poems are next level. Would love to see them transcribed.

barry

Charlies head was too big , the technology just isnt there yet

CC

Hell yeah. The Infidels MC? That shit is insane. I hope they cover it! 🙏🔥

Tvvvv

Dude we are so gay. Just loving listening to a dude read poetry. Like I get excited about listening to a dude read his poems. Watch your back, the purple nurps and swirlies are coming for us.

Sammy Zucker

Someone please send Matt a copy of Eddington to watch

James Proulx

Just adding to the chorus of voices saying what we’re all thinking… Matt sounds great.

Justin Kase

Strong parallels with the UK and Jimmy Savile. I wonder if the Prince of Darkness knew Saville as well.

Methew

kash!! How the hell’d u miss him!!! Your eyes were WIDE OPEN

Methew

Cash’s gaze is so abnormal that if I were a woman I would actually feel like I’d been raped if he looked at me for longer than 1.3 seconds

Jim

Much missed Matt. Sounds better, hope he can focus and do more history eps as a non gamer and mostly non-movie watcher (tho that’s changing slowly). Maybe I’ll make it thru a Felix gamer ep, but I mostly skip those and most of the movie eps tbh? Chris’ infinite cast, music projects & the side projects are nice? Probably headed nowhere good for all things higher ed & crackdowns, might be an FBI false flag, but mildly ironic that someone who made a killing bringing more heat than light to colleges / the public discourse caught a stray bullet in the late USA imperial violence homecoming chaotic cookdown … …never really touches anyone that matters higher up. Let 1000 Luigi’s bloom were they possible? I think about Antoine Levoisier meeting a tragic end in the French Revolution? We live in a world where spoiled 8th? Descendants of his privately tutored pupil coming to the new world and rule (DuPonts). Imagine a world where he lived and the DuPonts get the chop? I like to think it might suck a little less? Maybe? Maybe not, who knows?

Methew

Kash Patel looks like a bad guy from a regular show episode. He’d be some weird guy who “sees. Everything.” And ends up seeing so much the whole world gets sucked into his eyes

Joe

Morale: Improved

Chris G

Matt’s recovery is legit inspiring, every time he comes you can hear the progress he’s making

Ligma

I think the funniest outcome is if Ka$h Patel, betrayed after realizing that Trump really is in the files, is now using his position to destroy this admin from within to take down Trump.

Cameron Keyser

Which one of the hosts is the XTC head?

Matthew Scott Aaron

Matt's points come across so easily and in a stream of nouns and adjectives that are precise, extremely articulate, and illustrate his argument incredibly.

Quadabyte

It is incredibly funny seeing all the conservatives go around and getting ppl fired for making jokes about Kirk. We are all the same person, just trying to speak to the manager and say "how dare you!" God is dabbing and we have sinned.

Michael Xin

If you truly respected Charlie Kirk, you would celebrate the shooter for exercising their second amendment rights

Axel

Matt! 🫰🏻

mads

can any good fellow tell me the name of the song at the end?

Shane-A112

Felix... that's the ghost. god.

Christopher Small

Good to hear Matt get on a good roll on things again. I’ve missed that.

Tom

I hope Matt has seen the latest Clay Higgins tweets about this

king_von_diesel

Like the oracle of Delphi seeking Apollo's insight via volcanic vapors, a grill master speaks from the lathe of destiny.

No

Handsome General: Sir we've lost another state to the Wigger Insurgency. Commandante Kelce has kidnapped your daughter. Trump, drooling: Execute Graydon Carter

Tim O'

I hope Felix's Nespresso machine is okay 🥺

Henry

The halo vehicle that hovers near to the ground is called a ghost. The banshee is the aircraft

Hardcore Virgin

Dear lord. Matt’s brain is incredible. And there’s something sorrowful, to watch its repair in the context of AI….

b-rar

As the sage Ice-T once said: Talk Shit, Get Shot

David Bailey

The sheer degree of Matt's backness is bringing an actual tear to my eye today

Henry

Peter Pumpkinhead by XTC

Dee Rubes

What confuses me about all these “now the gloves are off” people is that there is some assumption that the gloves weren’t off before. Trans people are on the precipice of losing medical care that will make them seriously consider suicide. People are literally being sent to concentration camps. The Right is doing just fine making up reasons to throw people into the woodchipper without martyrs. If it wasn’t this it would be something else—we see the same thing in Palestine.

Mungo Franczak

Has anyone seen Matt Christman and the Kirk shooter in the same room?? Very interesting!

hrtzgod314

Apparently he lightened his stance on Israel. Someone on YouTube yelled at me yesterday for not knowing this

CS

It's most likely Chris

Henry

I think he's probably seen it man

Henry

Chris is a music fan and produces the show so if a good song is included in the ep then I always assume iit was Chris

collin

I was just wondering what happened to the cold opens

James Barron

Love to hear Matt on such good form.

WizLizGiz

Ezra Klein is such a fucking clown it’s… exquisite.

corswain

the absolute weirdest thing i came across on instagram wednesday was finding out that favtiktoks420 is a conservative zionist. id been following her personal account for a while, and on wednesday she posted a bunch of stuff on her story in sympathy of CK and said "the left has lost its mind". and then i go to her posts and the last 15 or so has been her in israel being like "it doesnt matter what people have been saying about me, im with my people now"

Ethan

dude, I just saw that too, it completely took me by surprise. Oh well, don’t have to see her terrible photos of trash on a random street in new york on my stories anymore

Wilian Moreira

The funniest ideology for the shooter would be a Deseret supremacist mormon separatist

drizzly_november

It’s a video of Kash doing the colonoscopy.

Robert

How do you expect them to catch the Liberal Driller?

bruce

we love our big big boy godspeed matt

bruce

the apollonic weber kettle

Chandler

Will dropping the terms “demons” and “chimera” reminding me of Sun-Eater books

BizarreManatees

Felix I think you're thinking of a "Ghost" from Halo, the Banshee is like an aircraft, the Ghost is the little hover vehicle

WizLizGiz

Sane people don’t suddenly go insane. The insanity is latent in the unconscious of the culture, carried in the embodied forms but held at bay until it comes into contact with an insanely potent resonator of that same frequency. AI that feeds off of information and data aggregated in the internet, which gives you a super concentrated dose of the cultures unconscious and activates the latent insanity in your own system, makes it detectable. Do you have cancer before it’s detected or only after?

Ben Clarkson

Chris is sequestered and obfuscated.

WizLizGiz

You’re desperate to escape the encounter with the hell realm on you exist in, the concentrated hit of unconscious longing to overcome accelerated you into your version of the cultural fantasy, none of this is real, none of it matters, nothing that’s come before will affect me if I can just go fast enough, I’ll reach the velocity of heaven, GPT, take me there baby! 💉

Matt Breuer

yeah he’s sounding great

Warbs

Fantastic ep but i want more wild speculation! The AI segment and Matt's poem were 10/10

Regular guy

I just looked it up, he said the same thing on MSNBC he's been saying for months, which is that "globalize the intifada" is a term he'd discourage since it invites needless misinterpretation and turns off people who'd otherwise help fight for the cause. He didn't even condemn saying it. What a pointless fake controversy.

Wilian Moreira

bro, she's friends with dasha lmao you thought she was woke?

corswain

i was not aware of that no, i dont pay attention to red scare

Graham King

"no one goes away any more" I dunno guys, haven't heard much from Virgil Texas lately

blazed uncle

Matt’s sounding much better with each appearance. Really heartening to hear.

demonsweat

Oh my oh my don't it make you want to cry

Alex Weber

Matt sounds so fucking good and it fires me up! Let’s have a Friday!

Jonathan Thomas

Re Charles Kirk: Where are the Epstein files?

T

I read that as "blackness"

Justin

Over the last two days I've had three separate conversation about Eddington and how uncannily prophetic it feels. Glad to see them mention it too. Go see it folks. It captures our particular hell so fucking well

d.a.walker

Peter Pumpkinhead!! Hell yeah!

James Wallace

So happy to hear Matt again. He's sounding better everytime. May him and his family recover fully.

James Wallace

As a gamer. The metal gear ones are honestly great. But as a history teacher nothing beats hell on earth and hell of presidents. One day may he and Chris reunite to tell more of our story.

Erik

Christman quotes Kefka

Natalie L

Matt is sounding really good! Yay! 😀

Jessica Rios

Trillbillies talked about it too. So weird.

Huge Logo

Loved the XTC on the way out. Classic Gen X band 😉👍

DT

9:25 Widespread assymetric conflict between loosely connected organizations/militias. Saw a tweet that said "The Troubles but everyone is 40% body fat" and that sounds about right. Somehow we'll make it turn out even dumber than that sounds.

Jazminne Haywood

Felix is in absolute rare fully evolved Pokémon form

creepytwig

I'm a UVU alumnus, my brother was at the shooting, I was at the no kings shooting, and theyre building the largest AI data center in the country in the Utah desert while the great salt lake depletes to release arsenic into the air--eddington real!!!!!!!!

thicchatlogan

wanna share the correct takes then?

Leonardo DiCaprizoliano

Is it me or did is Matt sounding sharper than ever (since the stroke) on this episode!? (Now reading some more comments, it seems it’s not just me, which is great news)

Daniel

Years of bread

DT

Strategy of Hypertension

Me

Thinking the same thing! Also, don’t want to risk being patronizing… But I’m heartened as well!

Shiv

Matt sounding awesome

Shiv

t h e y r e d a b b i n g o n u s

dan

first

dan

first

Chris E

Holy shit Matt, sounding great my dude!

Cameron Young

Not sure why Felix’s computer for Travis Kelce wasn’t named the starter jacket and bucket hat 5000

Aaron Friedland

They actually did recently make the golf tee game at Cracker Barrel easier

Doug Cartel

Sunked his dink and lost it all

Austin Orecchio

. That whole monologue towards the end was great. I missed those so much.

Doug Cartel

It's so cool when celebrities go on Rogan and are like 'chatgpt is insanely smart. It's scary. I'm THIS close to figuring out where God lives'

Doug Cartel

It reminds me of mathematicians who drove themselves insane over numbers

Doug Cartel

'me. They chose ONE. They chose ME. And I didn't even graduate fuckin' high school'

The wazzzzaaapp bud light dude

The only downside of Charlie getting bliqed is that it hit the neck. Imagine if it hit that big ass head. Like Gallagher smashing a watermelon.

Anomalie

great song lol

Doug Cartel

We laughed so hard at our forefathers for panicking at films of approaching trains or killing themselves over the War of the Worlds broadcast, now look at us

Will

It's a ghost not a banshee idiot

Scott La Londe

“You know on a certain level I think he’s right-him (Ezra Klein) and Charlie Kirk were part of the same political project of America, which is you know, the LEFT AND RIGHT WINGS OF CAPITALISM AND IMPERIALISM”. Chapo gold 👌

Conner

All my diet Coker’s rise up in the chat

king_von_diesel

Chris is 110% a record head. Dude's free time is spent hunting cool needle drops

Bamberoni

XTC- the ballad of Peter Pumpkinhead

Alexander Fedderly

Matt's sounding really good. Hopefully he'll be making more frequent appearances. We really need his voice during these times.

Zack Burke

I think watching "Eddington" would kill Matt.

Chris

Chapos timing is so fucked. It's nobodys fault but they always record around major historical events loool

Riley Stratton

i wont stand for the diet coke comments

Riley Stratton

one listener was quoted as “frickin’ pissed”

Dinosaur

Diet coke fucking sucks and no one actually likes it. If you "like it" you have an eating disorder and are in denial. You cannot sway me, my science is supreme.

Athron

I don't *want* it to be an event, but I'm at a loss for what other things would need to happen for it to rise to the level of "event" in your mind

Temp

The Peter Pumpkinhead drop hidden at the end of the episode for the real sickos is the most savage Charlie Kirk jokeI've heard so far, bravo Chris.

Mitch H.

The head was so big it curved the bullet with its mass

Michael Ouderkirk

Having this and TrueAnon at the top of my feed with the same picture has had me starting the wrong episode many times today.

Chris T

Matt sounds good!!

Chris

oh wow I've never seen contrarianism before, hey man, nice shot

Natalie

I think I am genetically addicted to it

Do Golems Dream of Ceramic Sheep

A line that stuck with me from Cadillac Desert¹ was "In the East, to waste water is to use it unnecessarily. In the West, to waste water is to not use it". (The other version of the sentiment was Mulholland looking at an undeveloped wilderness and considering the water wasted because it wasn't being fed into LA). Appropriating water/power sources for data centers feels like an extension of this: the thought that a resource being put to a use that, e.g., Larry Ellison does not control/understand/care-about is a resource being wasted. With the way that Andreeeesen/Thiel/et.al talk about AI and humanity, it sounds like the positive good of a data center is that it keeps the water/power from being used for anything that isn't birthing their AI god, whatever it's value in birthing the AI god itself is. [1] a history of the Bureau of Reclamations; it's basically the Power Broker for how water works in the West of the US

Vivian Irby

SMH Felix confusing the Banshee and the Ghost, not the journalistic standards we're used to

Justin Lynn

Matt has made so much progress in his speech recovery! Way to go dude! It could not have been easy.

zdfdjngdz

We've really missed you, Matt

Brian

Does anyone have a guess at what article Will remarks that Matt sent him? The one about the economy being propped up on AI speculation?

Greasy_Jones

Assassination is a very grandiose term when it's for a twitter goblin

Justin

I genuinely love it and this is probably the only time ever I’ve disagreed with Matt

Jordan Brewer

Hearing Matt is so great. You think he can be a pastor at my wedding? I’m marrying a chatbot.

Markus Kraköwski

The dabbing has fortunately ended now that we know who the shooter is

Derwood

Would also love to check this out

Hugo

Best poem yet

Brendan Palangio

Hats off to you guys for doing so much to accomodate Matt. As a fellow disabled dude, I really appreciate that you've acted as the truest of friends. I had a lot of friends drop out of my life when my health went to shit. So it warms my heart. He's sounding better and better with each appearance. The rest of you guys have played some small part in that.

John LoBianco

My question is: With yet another sign of America being a failed state occurring in the backdrop of a global economic realignment-Is it finally time to invest in the Iraqi Dinar?

Reece Coren

charlie kirk was the first person to face actual consequences since jfk

Noah Mingus

Ya and the ghosts were kind bulky and hard to maneuver in tight spaces - we can table it for later but we should probably pass.

T

Love the poem. Matt is a genius in every way

protob1

The shooter wrote on the shell casing "If u r reading this, u r GAY lmao" hahaha a true legend

KatrinaJadeHelm

I think it *might* be Ed zitron’s newsletter, he did a big breakdown on the AI bubble somewhat recently and the highlight reel sounded very familiar

Oisín Gunning

Matt is so fucking back, this is so good

Steven Medge

Matt's sounding alot better. We love to see it

Clammy_Damp

Y’all got Matt on that good adrenochrome for this one

mark kuchonowski

oh no he meant Banshee... that crazy son of a bitch has done it again!

Adam

Broskis… f*ck onlyfans… trump just gave us fap material for a whole week! Is he the baddest in the game rn ? And if you say no… name who is

bk

crazy pull for the outro music

Brian

I will check it out ty!

Ares

the focus on water in this episode reminded me of a poem i wrote a couple months ago i named “on ai”: We fed the brazen bull, expecting it to grant us knowledge and truth, yet it hallucinates through just a cookie recipe, it eats far more than its starving human subjects, and knows far less, demanding sacrifice in its name, it screams at you from your skies and your mind, give me your thoughts, your water, your life. i love hearing matt’s poems he’s my inspiration to keep putting pen to paper and write stories and poems, hope he comes back more often with his wise words!

Gordon Schmidt

Charlie Kirk is dead Matt Christman is alive

Chapo Bath House

Sounds like a Klippenstein joint. Idk if the episode comes up when you search his name, but IIRC a lot of that reporting was in jan-feb of this year

Jimmy McMillan

If Palestine lives don't matter, no lives matter. Why the fuck should I care more about Charlie Kirk being assassinated or a bunch of kids drowning in Texas floods, over the lives of people in Gaza

Last Years Man

Are they consulting Chris for those while he's on his break? The quality of the picks hasn't dropped off. XTC rules.

Ghordo

@8:08 To be woke and politically correct, Cracker Barrel will rename Chinese Checker to Israeli Checkers

Christian Aspen

That’s okay, I’ll still keep drinking that garbage

Rory

I was watching Eddington when Charlie Kirk died. I left the theatre to that news. No my brain is not doing great

chronye

matt is such a penius

Dee Rubes

“You people are fucked. You’re living in a dream!” -AI Soprano

Bronagh M

Not to sound like an intellectual snob but people who are driven crazy by ChatGPT must never have cracked open a book in their lives. I had the same existential crises when I was 12 reading Albert Camus. There’s a world of art out there that’ll expand your mind in a much more healthy way, read it without the filter of generative ai turning it to scary gibberish.

Michael Rosen

I like how Felix's advice for not going crazy is to basically become Jewish

Michael Martin

This is the best Matt has sounded since his return, so happy for him and us hogs

Man

The fact they are comparing Charlie Kirk to MLK...like bro you know who didn't like MLK and hated The Civil Rights Movement? Charlie Fucking Kirk

Alef Khoury

Will: “What a country!” Matt, immediately : “Jackoff Smirnoff” He’s still got it folks 🥰

The wazzzzaaapp bud light dude

The “outpour of sympathy” is as astroturfed as Charlie’s career. The content and slop creators are freaking out because Uh Oh, you too can be killed from your propaganda. It spooked the livestock on the content farms.

Jack Ross

Can feel my brain forming new wrinkles at the sound of Matt’s voice.

Isaac Remy

"The Ballad of Peter Pumpkinhead" by XTC

Isaac Remy

Not sure which article in particular it would be but Ed Zitron, as the other user noted, is a great source when it comes to AI finance investigation: https://www.wheresyoured.at/

Jacob Jones

Matt getting ever better. He's almost 90% back to himself if this episode is any indication.

lnxe

Calling the banshee a little hover guy is ghost erasure

etienne

love too live the exact scenario of Daren Aronofsky Pi: Faith in Chaos

J P 3

Any chance of publishing a text version of Matt's poem with the episode?

Kieran D Rege

Matt getting a gaming reference honestly warmed my heart

Bamberoni

Our boy can’t stop winning

Kamran Husain

felix was giving out w-word passes outside the corner store

T33ny

And the govt hated MLK

Thomas Brereton

Damn that organic neural net inside the ChristMan skull be so much better than the digital

Thomas Brereton

"Capitalism and Schizophrenia III: Revenge of the silicon big Other"

Chapo Bath House

I need, like, maybe 20 specific people to reinact it the whole way through, and then humanity night have a chance

N

Matt sounds so good, that brain sounds sweet af

pizzapope

Great to hear Matt today 🥰

pizzapope

The paranoid delusions of chatgpt users thinking it will bring them transcending salvation really harkens back to the Hell on Earth series; are we in for a war over which LLM chatbot is the True Word?

Austin Williams

if you must nespresso get a jug of distilled every couple weaks and break the cycle

Eli

Not one person had a based crisis actor take on this insipid current event. American exceptionalism is dead

Jimmy McMillan

It's awesome to hear him talking more. There is no shame in stumbling with your speech and sounding like Peter Thiel, if you suffered a stroke

Ben

Matt is fucking back gentlemen

Ben

Matt matt matt matt

Connor Moloney

Every time Matt is on, he sounds more like his old self. We love to see it, folks

Savannakhet

CumTown listener would be the funniest scenario.

travis adams

It was Nick he retired from TAFS to pursue his dreams

C. Andrew

Gonna ingrave a bunch of bullets with 'Delivery from gay actor Michael Douglas'

eduard karpoev

Fucking crazy that this has been an insane news week & we got a below average time wise episode

Jonathan G

Smiles per minute was high though

Sammi

Matt honestly sounds amazing? If he’s still a bit hit&miss in everyday life, it doesn’t come through in the show. They give Oscars out for performances with more slurred delivery than where he’s at now lol

Savannakhet

Nick Mullen before Congress: "it's not left or right, it's about being gay with your dad"

Gabriel Pollack

Matt's poetry at the end was cool. Hope he is at least as well now as he sounds. He sounds pretty much as sharpwitted as he ever did...! Miss his stellar output as a popular historian, also.

Dr. Ron Jambo

Am I crazy or is Will treating Matt as a - guest?

Dr. Ron Jambo

As an old matthead, I wouldn't stand for it

Chantz

"A slogan as an epitaph" 🔥 🔥🔥

Jonathan Nathan

Matt loves getting to talk about wide-stancing

Sammi

Nah, Matt’s just not in the studio. There’s zoom and post-stroke latency to be mindful of so I think it was a tiny bit stilting.