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Will and Felix are back in person to talk more about the left’s wins and losses in the Midwest, with Francesca Hong’s narrow loss to David Crowley in Wisconsin and the continued rise of Abdul el-Sayed. We also talk about Matt Yglesias’s continued Israel contrarianism, the “Burritogate” scandal on the right, and failed suicide attempts on the USS Abraham Lincoln.

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Bone96

Thank you for the slop, Mr. Chapo

Travis

Felix begins speaking at 57 seconds

S. P. Lilith Schnee

Shit, I'm here too early, I don't know when Felix starts speaking

gumb0

What do you call a 250 foot tall, mobile diving board that weights a thousand tons? The USS Abraham Lincoln

Syndrome of a Downs

This slop came out late because Felix was auditioning to be the new White House spokeswoman

J K

First

Amer Naik

I am not going to comment until I’ve heard the whole episode

Marcus Sab

LOL. “If you’re in Canada…” Yeah. I’ll just whip out to Toronto. I guess if you are from a small country like the US…

JD Nonce

Ok nice no more Australia. I’m not an American but this is an American podcast about America and when they do talk about other countries it shouldn’t be Australia

Fraud_Hack

"Koalas" "Digereedoo" lets be serious here, like grow up

Mikey

Once again the slop flows from Arrakis

Xi Jinpenis

is chunks free for premium members?

Jack Rockwood

Please have Pablo Torre back to talk about the destruction of the lakers. I’m legit crestfallen about the situation. I grew up loving the lakers but I cannot support the franchise as long as it’s this corrupt/zogged out/trumpified

A Kayyy

boring...I'm passing judgement immediately and will not change my view by the end

ploob

I want Felix to impregnate me so I can bear and raise his children, there I said it.

ploob

They must be stopped folx.

nick schultz

That'd be great, then I wouldn't have to get on Patreon to find out when he started speaking, it'd be on the TV.

Elai Kehler

saw the thumbnail and thought we were getting an extremely late disclosure day ep and got very excited film that is begging to be on a chapo movie ep

Freaky boy

Felix inexplicably says MAGA with a hard R in this one

A RHINO

she didn't lose by 4 points...she lost by point 4 points...incredibly close

Gooch Immane

Please have the Judge brothers on to keep Pablo on his toes

Cody Nicholas Suka

Damn it, I thought this was gonna be about Saul & The Mole Men.

Who's luggage?

Damn everyone isnt pissing and shitting themselves everywhere in the comments this ep

ploob

No

Shadowil

Sick of these made up words these days

Klemke

Three Lakes area, huh? I'll have to keep an eye out for wild Will Menakers when I'm visiting family up in northern WI. Beautiful country but the people make up for it. EDIT: Eagle River mentioned, holy shit.

Matthew Golden

Francesca Hong's restaurant was a ramen place. It closed about a year ago and there's a vape shop there now.

T DoubleYa

Bodega Boys mention! 🤟🏽 yerrrrrr

Zack Burke

Can you imagine Matt in these riffs?

Leyland

Cute Felix with his little shin scabs. Ballet tip: soak those bitches in methylated spirits and toughen that baby ass skin right up!

Leyland

And Liverpool and Bezos!

GOOBER

Yeah mate they should keep our names outta their seppo gobs

P.E.L

Please make Alex Nichols permanent third host 🥲

JD Nonce

What the fuck

Tim

Taking a shot every time they make an GOT reference and now dying of liver disease

ploob

There are huge nets that ring the deck of aircraft carriers. I'm guessing people had to find a place from which to sewer slide on one of the lower decks and couldn't achieve terminal velocity, or fellow seamen intervened. Also I am gay.

Porphyrogénnētos

professional/major college sports as they exist today are pretty much unalloyed evil — either bury your head in the sand and stop thinking about the ownership model, or become a huge fan of your local high school team/greco-roman wrestling or some other olympic shit (provided, however, that you don’t get too invested in the actual olympics, which are also evil). have fun! thanks, private equity and television contracts!

Justin Kase

It was originally the "Jaws Harp".

Vic Perry

Suggesting kidnapping are we? Not supporting any moves that would mess with the WFYM groove.

Tvvvv

All glory to the martyrs

Savannakhet

Deeply problematic. Yet another example of the Chapo to Fash pipeline!

Brent

The only thing to learn from this Wisconsin primary is that you do not go against Thanksgiving. You can goose step and fly a pride flag out of your ass, but do not besmirch the holy turkey.

Steven Frick

Ralph Vaughan Williams: Fantasia on a Theme by Thomas Tallis. It made Ruperta levitate in Against the Day

Žiga Iglič

The fact that the US military instantly started blowing up schools & hospitals for fun in Iran on day one shows that they absolutely believed this will be an easy victory and they will just be carpet bombing Iran in a few weeks anyway, so who cares about "wasting" expensive standoff munitions for civilian targets!

John

No Crowley comparison to (show) Rhaenyra being prophesied?? Casuals

Grant M

Crowley was obviously talking about Glen Close in Pacino voice in that tweet

Mike Kuzia-Carmel

Will and Felix finding out about "Tambourine Player" as a put-down in 2026. Movie Mindset should tackle the Tyler Perry Cinematic Universe

PR0MAN1

PLEASE GOD do A House of Fanfiction episode. That show is such an insult to GRRMs work

Terry Owen

Felix makes his first reference to a specific year at two minutes and forty-five seconds.

CMC

The girls school was established by an IRGC affiliated organisation. They hit the school expecting to kill IRGC leadership with the triple tap. Pure barbarism.

Wes

I am pretty sure it's called a Jews Harp because it is a mispronounciation of jaw harp, the other name for it.

Chris

Third times the charm

Isaac Ziegler

The property tax in wisconsin is ridiculously high, every candidate is promising to lower property tax. Because our schools are under funded and property tax referendums and raises are the only way to fund them.

Andrew Knaak

Shout out Billy’s on Grand. RIP

Ian

I am so bored of this Wisconsin story

Reece Coren

Maybe it’s just me but it feels like they’ve been struggling to book guests all summer idk

Mungo Franczak

The blockaded Germans during both world wars ate better than the semen on the USS Abraham Lincoln

Mungo Franczak

There is a male loneliness epidemic aboard the USS Lincoln

Mungo Franczak

Will he also wear the biggest, most golden crucifix between his supple, pregnant breasts?

Anthrope Salmagundi

There are no ethical sports under capitalism, I often argue that modern sports leagues are allegorical forever wars that drive a fan economy not dissimilar to the military-industrial complex. An order of magnitude less revenue but the only purpose remains continuous consumption all the same.

Alex

This giant mobile diving board will devour us all!

FA

Resupply ship finally arrives at the Lincoln but instead of food it just has testosterone injections on it

Ali Rayray

Alhamdulillah he's improving

Karl Childers

the most important protective countermeasures on the USS Lincoln are the CWIZ point defense system and the suicide netting

Hot Rod

Once again, the specter of Cardinals are haunting Milwaukee.

Jake Scalia

That was an all time episode

Darbley

Man, you guys either don't know Tom Tiffany or you were paid off by his campaign because he's not a standard Republican. He's a fucking monster. Meanwhile, David Crowley's tactic is "be like Biden".

Yosh

It's called the Jews Harp because its a funny name

Dom Servo

We don’t fucking eat buttered loaf or roast beast. We eat cannibal sandwiches you fucksticks!

Jacob

Wow, I guess she’s into cultural appropriation… a little problematic.

Jacob

I kinda expected her to lose because I had ate at Francesca Hong's restaurant, Morris Ramen, a few years back. The food was really disappointing, everything about it felt cheap and low quality despite being fairly expensive (it was located right by the capitol). Most damningly, they didn't know how to make a good old fashioned in Wisconsin.

Damen Irving

The sweating sickness of the trump administration is how every potluck in the Midwest now becomes the red wedding bc of the amount of doo doo ass in the green beans

drizzly_november

I’ve seen what you call old fashioneds there, no one in Wisconsin makes a good one.

Chris

I thought the harps were circumcised

drizzly_november

Trump packed into an airline catering cart like Nicole Kidman hiding in the apple truck in Dogville, squeezed in between the crates of Biscoff cookies and ginger ales.

Justin

"what is a miller again? A guy who works with stones?"—all time great Felix moment for me

Pug_luvr

Michael Tracey Subway Takes

Gabe Juniper

Fun fact: there's a type of fungus called Jew's Ear. Look it up.

nick

Disclosure Day: a movie about an Edward Snowden style leaker of deep state secrets and classified media who will settle for nothing less than broadcasting it live on regional cable tv news, and not posting it on the internet.

lake

First ASOIAF reference at 4:16

Biglacheese

Will felix and Matt should just write their own winds of winter

Plarp

Felix says "buttered loaf" at 01:51

DT

maybe the Long 2016 is ending, because vape shops have replaced Spirit Halloween as the opportunistic retail scavenger du jour.

DT

ben franklin bird-vindicated.

DT

"I can't starp shitting!" -Daenerys Targaryen

Tyler S

Is your RSS broken for Overcast or something?

Evan O'Reilly

I think some context that's missing with the Max Miller shit is that he's the scion of a massively powerful Cleveland real estate dynasty. His grandfather Sam Miller is one of the city fathers, his name is on all kinds if hospitals and shit, and he married into the Ratner family, who are basically THE kingmakers in Northeast Ohio politics. Moreno is probably pulling his punches because he still wants them to be donors after the divorce clears.

delle_chiaie

will's anti bird bias shines through yet again

Zerk

Shout out Max Miller for not dropping out. He's my congressman and his Dem opponent is endorsed by Bernie-I voted for him in the primary. I hope to GOD this means I can finally get a decent rep in Congress, even if he's got the mid-century albatross of the last name Poindexter🙏

Jonathan Thomas

It’s actually Jaw Harp, which people pronounced “juice harp” which racists made into “Jews harp”

dsm5 hinge embracist

Tucker needs to start being called with a epithet like Tucker the Deceiver

Shane-A112

I hope Crowley and his election stealing team fucking loses.

Scarlet

Refusing to use TV ads for a political campaign is like a fighter volunteering to fight with an arm tied behind their back, its such a stupid self imposed disadvantage

Scarlet

Ofcourse a Bernie or aoc endorsement would be huge and its really stupid of them to not endorse Hong, but Francesca has plenty to blame herself for

Dr. TJ Eckelberg

Really enjoying the ASOIAF posting boys, much obliged

Ian B Jones

Deeply disappointed that Smog's "Blood Red Bird" wasn't used as additional interstitial music in this one ...

drizzly_november

I keep getting Max Miller confused with Jason Miller, the other Trump aide wife-beater.

huff

sounds like you guys had fun on this ep, it was a good one. also, petition to get Katherine as a regular 3rd mic. thank you for your attention on this matter.

Alejandro

Imitation crab and pulled pork aka nerf and turf

Warbs

It could be because MI is my home state and I visit family there annually but I know where Abdul stands on at least health care (similar to Liz Warren). I don't know know any of Hong's positions and I am a geriatric millennial who is terminally online.

Man

The supernatural entity Tucker Carlson is talking about is clearly Nyarlathotep, its time to bring Lt. Felix Cumtree, Professor William Hackenbush, and Dr. Matthew Pennyfarthing out of retirement to save the world.

Henrik

Just found out Felix’s infamous bar was across the street from where I currently work in Saint Paul. Great day.

Chris

I guess Patreon hides all profanity now. Anyway, I was saying to be careful about that Jason Miller talk as that rat-faced *gentleman* is very litigious

Palmer Anderson

I can't wait to serve on the uss Abraham Lincoln so I can eat softened sphere

Mitch H.

I mean they are called millstones. That's like 52% correct

Tyler

got called out while at work (nurse)

Gino

i made the same sound as felix when i heard about the abraham lincoln story

chronye

jews harp is derived from a bumpkin ahh pronunciation of jaw harp which is a asian folk instrument

Return of The Mac 2nite

Another succdem electoral session. After the US government incinerated a children’s school and nobody resigned, I have nothing but contempt for these people who think they can change it from within.

JackieBTCHang

more of a war profiteer memphis fan

Chubby Justin

Australians talk goofy so it's a way to get cheap laughs

The Pissler

I can imagine him killing you with a lightsaber

BlackWolfSkinwalker

Felix begins forgetting to say "alleged" wife murderer at 1:03:40

rev20

Felix’s fuckin stir peanut butter fixation. Just refrigerate it man.

Shoals

Tuhkaya

William Mills

I want Crowley to turn Wisconsin into The Matrix

Chris G

I assumed it was called a Jews harp because it's small and cheap

Zack Burke

My close friend Matt would never do that to me.

Jacobo

Seamus Malakafozzy Bear

Bryan Williams

If Jill Biden is remembered it'll be as a "Grandma Lady Macbeth" whose craven attempts at scheming a second term for her once-ambitious husband turned to farce as she saw his brains leak out on the debate stage. His "tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow" speech can be about figuring out those day-of-the-week pill holders.

N.L. Ington

Ok don’t stop the asoiaf references though

Devin

Israel this. Palestine that. Why is no one talking about the Armenian Money Train??

BlackWolfSkinwalker

she refused the poison from the wine merchant, so he talked her into eating some lettuce

justdave

A chipcheapy laugharooney at everybody's expensadoodle

Maximilian Maksutovic

Was not expecting fantasia on a theme by Thomas Thalis, I see you Chris and love you 💛

Chuck

Korean ramen is very much a thing

Corey Reynolds

I had a friend alter my MySpace account to make it look like I was gay. That might come back to me if I ever run for office. That Moreno guy is full of shit though.

Michael S. Judge

Ray J Through History, Google Alert for anyone who fucks more than 50 corpses (and the guy turns out to look like Gaddafi), Dominican cab driver who loves Kevin Durant because they have the same name, Lil Terrio doing the Ice Bucket Challenge with full-sugar Coke, Amar'e Stoudemire having knees made out of foreskins, Desus being doomed to marry Azealia Banks because she's the local bodega cat and he ate Wonder Bread tainted with her fur, Mero's job at the behaviorally-disordered school where he stood at the door and had to tackle any kid who tried to kill the teacher, the complex sociology of NBA jeans, the specific phase in life when your girl thinks things are "stabilizing" and then comes home to find you rolling a blunt – during your "work hours," with a dude she's never ever seen, in her own apartment, where you live but don't pay rent – and she sees little black flakes in the weed, sighs, and says "Smoke that on the roof. Whatever happens is your fuckin' problem" ... all the beautiful Desus & Mero moments that I knew were doomed when I heard the word "Vice" ...

Michael S. Judge

Desus going to City Island weariing a mesh marina, getting trashed, and trying to impress girls by knowing where Mero lives, so he drives a girl from the islands off Orchard Beach, like 7 miles south of Yonkers, to Bergen County, NJ and parks his car in front of Mero's house at 4 a.m., whispering "They in there right now ... probably asleep ... the kids have school tomorrow ..."

Michael S. Judge

"Dr. Feel deAss Tyson" was a prophecy. I've called myself "Barmelo Xanthony" so many times I forgot where it even came from

Ted Lavender

Arrived at home as the end credits roll only to unplug my phone and have Mr. Tambourine Man also playing on the oldies station my mother with Alzheimer’s enjoys listening to. Pretty cool moment.

Nathan

A lot of people don’t know this but Muslim harps also get circumcised.

Cascadia Breadloaf

"Disclosure Day"? More like "Disclosure that I'm Gay"

Layton ONeil

Why did Crenshaw eat ramen when he had all that goat cheese in that cave?

J K

Was a navy corpsman, can confirm people get creative as hell when they really wanna uNaLiVe themselves

Jon W

Time Wheel? Time Wheel?! You just lost a subscriber, Mr Chapo. Absolutely outrageous.

Timothy Upton

Lord Commander Mormont left a letter for his successor, warning him of certain Nights Watch men. One of the guys locked his family in the house before burning it down. That’s the Max Miller comparison you’re looking for.

Winston64

Hong said that Thanksgiving dinner was the first community meal she cooked. Not the first meal she cooked.

howie

Max Miller exudes the energy of the rabbi's guest at the Curb seder who boasted he was a "survivor."

Allen

How soon can you do a screening of CHUNKS in Chicago with Felix hosting?

JD Nonce

I didn’t laugh the whole time I was listening especially his gag about having sex in an Airbnb like come on man grow up. Although it was a kind of perfect demonstration of the Australian condition: squalid

C. Ries

Felix pronounces taqiyya like how a soccer mom who’s terrified of it would name her daughter

Brian

They probably got that from ettingermentum lol

Brian

Moreno is also very rich himself from a bunch of car dealerships. He also pulling punches cause moreno is in the closet and miller very likely has blackmail on him on that subject

A RHINO

😂😂

Biglacheese

it basically writes itself

Michael

Picture Felix walking around the parking lot of the hockey arena where Alberta separatists are rallying and picking them up by their ankles and shaking them until money falls out. No need for a provincial sales tax with that program.

Zen Ben the Elder

I enjoy the relaxed, witty, conversational quality of the Will/Felix episodes. They have good chemistry and a vast pool of shared cultural references.

Craig

Crowley's ass prays to the crone smh

Craig

I love when they talk about the UK

JD Nonce

I’m British so me too!

Cameron Young

Felix references the documentary movie The Bridge at 57:10.

Mayor McCheese

Hong shows that Chapo need to be more involved in politics. You could have pushed her over the line and stopped that Data Center pervert from winning the primary. No offence but you can't be frightened of "being wrong in public any more." That's an attitude only teenagers get away with. It's cringey when adults live that way. Genuinely, why are podcasts letting candidates lose to people who can buy T V ads? You're broadcasters. That should be a helpful things for candidates but they're getting no help from the most popular shows because of that "I can't be wrong in public" thing. You're in public. You're broadcasters. Use that to actually stop bad people from winning elections. You're old enough now.

Fernslinger

I wonder if the hat wearing, drunken Arkansans still talk about the time Matt swore at them and about the amenable Jewish feller that came and smoothed things over

Peter Flynn

The age of hackneyed Sopranos analogies is over. The age of hackneyed ASOIAF analogies is begun.

Skitzaf Raynik

On the republicans that think that they can talk to god, I really would like some clarity on the whole “god intervenes in football but not Jeff Epstein” thing. Usually people just say the lord works in mysterious ways, but if these people have a direct line, then we can just ask… I’d like to see what they say. I think that could be a fun lil bit while america dies. What can we divine about complex moral dilemmas via seasonal avian migration patterns? Maybe something.

Michael Rosen

My pet theory, John McCain stayed at the Hanoi Hilton for so long not out of duty or honor, but because he was fed and treated better by the VC than the Navy

C. Ries

They fed him the Principal Skinner dish with four different types of rice

Jacob Calcutt

You actually can turn off Amber Alerts on your iPhone. Go to settings > notifications and scroll all the way down and uncheck amber alerts

Justin

I mean the statement is arguably 100% correct. Still funny though. One of the better fake-dumb Chapo jokes imo

Michael Rosen

That actually sounds pretty good

Pedro

The G train, Nermal

Warbs

I believe the Midwest meal you are looking for is the tater tot casserole.

Nathan TC

damn! no Peggy Flanagan mention?? y do lefties h8 Minnesota, bro lol

John Swan

Pretty sure the sailors get caught by all the nets around the ship Foxcom-style

Fat Cobra

I love the episodes when Felix is on Xanax!!! Yeah yah

Alexander Fadden

Fun tidbit, I grew up close with the family who owned Billy’s on Grand. The owner was John Wengler and his father Billy. They always had their 3 boys in there causing mischief and getting free grub.

Dee Rubes

Fewer GoT references, more Master & Commander references.

Special Adeline

You know those guys are just pretending to try to kill themselves for attention. Like oooh i tried to jump off but i tripped on the deck so i had to give up. And the worst part is the other guys aren’t even gonna give them attention cause they all have the same psychology and they’ve all tried it too

slimthiccyaddle

Ay whattya know, first in person pod in a minute and they stop the suck streak. Must be a coincidence.

christoph.s

Justice for Pazuzu! In Babylonian culture people used apotropaic amulets (protection amulets) of him or asociated with him to ward off the Lamashtu one of the most feared demonic deitys hunts for on the blood of newborn children, casues miscgariges. Ok you can say this is stupid but then do yourself a favour and look up the Ishtar Gate of Babylon (in the Pergamon Museum in Berlin Germany) Nebuchadnezzar even let a text praising him be written alongside the wall. I think of that often when I see Trump in his renovated white house.

ploob

So Australia should kinda be laid at your feet Nonce, I rest my case.

Sneed

Did they put some Foxconn nets around the Lincoln?

A Sentient Katamari of Bad Life Decisions

Book of the New Sun references should replace ASoIaF here, at least once I want to hear: "It's just like the time Severian went back in time a million years to eat his own brain."

niceman

Loved the Jordies ep and saw reddit melting down over this one so figured I'll love this one. Subbed again until the next friendship sim run of eps

Tim Bednar

“We’re gonna start talking about Time Wheel” LOL

IkiBird

As an unfortunate bird nerd I suppose it could’ve been an American robin, scarlet tanager, summer tanager, or American redstart although robins and redstarts are more orange. Any way you slice it this guy’s a crank though

drizzly_november

Stirred peanut butter, soft cheeses, and Ezekiel bread are the madeleines that unlock his memories of a Hyde Park childhood.

helvetica.hottie

Somehow this made complete sense to me. I need to stop reading for a while

Doug Cartel

That podhoretz podcast sounds great, i would pay FYM to bully him during his recording sessions

Doug Cartel

"these beings are SO SCARY that I can't talk about them at all. All I can do is tell you they exist" "Oh wow that sucks, let me know when they stop harassing you"

K

Great energy on this one, only needs a couple things to be perfect podcast again: 1) nick mullen as a third mic 2)no more politics or news until matt recovers Please and thank you🙏 😘

Chuck Finnley

To the point of the wisconsin race, it was 500% stolen! Missing thumb drives? Possibly tampered with voting machines? They're dabing on us!

Chuck Finnley

To the point of the Wisconsin race, the fact Hong, lost by the margin of error(i.e race was stolen) that she did, without spending hardly any money and no T.V adds!? Is a wildly successful race in any respect! If anything, she lost because of how insufferable progressives trying to defend her silly tweets were being online, lol

king_von_diesel

Movie mindset on Barry Lyndon is gonna be so cash

Chuck Finnley

IRGC could do the funniest thing right now, to fuck up the midterms, and just release a random list of politicians, saying these are the only ones they'll deal with.

Chuck Finnley

once again, the chapo boys, have the only correct response to the USS lincoln, even in the face of every other liberal outlet pearl clutching over the plight of our brave troops who ran out of burger. Laughter and derision! those war criminals don't deserve shit, lol we should be sending them care packages of razor blades and rope.

zucccccc

it wasn’t a close race tbh

Oliver Samuels

Crowley could have seen a Scarlet Tanager, though definitely less likely than the noble Cardinal

zmh

Every episode lately: Felix: “Laura Loomer is the Rinsus Targarnian of the Republican Party.” “Tucker Carlson used to be like Grassmus Tengallion, now he’s like Ordvart Sanjarnicus to Matt Yglasias’s Tansroot Hanglavixcel.” “Dan Crenshaw is pretty much Coleslaus Tarqabugeet since he left congress.” Will: [severe audio distortion-inducing laughter]

Alec Gutteridge

Yeah, i also have a problem with indigenous languages. Speak english, your in Ausmerica

wavylady

Dog medicine perhaps

wavylady

💔 I miss them so bad

etienne

yeah after I got to finally hear it, it was a perfectly serviceable chapo episode

Richard Cochnar

Making up for saying we need cops by encouraging active duty service members to kill themselves. I’ll allow it.

Richard Cochnar

I’m so annoyed by James Talarico. He’s the personification of milk mouth. We deserved Jasmine Crockett. The Democratic Party needs more idiots who just pop off.

etienne

they're always so much better in person. the work from home era of chapo was always subtly less good

Kainien Morel

Unfortunately, Will, if you want to commit suicide via naval gun battery that way, you're going to need to hope for a revival of the Trump-class battleship or some adjacent project. Even the 16-inch guns on the Iowa-class, frankly, would be problematic for a 21st century Amerifat sailor; the internal barrel diameter of guns on aircraft carriers are tiny by comparison, and even the largest cruisers don't carry guns of that size.

Agent Grange

Got a hearty chuckle out of the idea that a Navy Corpsman would give you anything to kill yourself stronger than 400mg of ibuprofen aka Vitamin M.

cashedtrapezoid

There’s an amber alert movie out about an uber driver and passenger that chase a kidnapper . I’ll watch it and report back.

DP

Get Aaron Judge on chapo to talk injury recover and the back end of the Yankees bullpen

Juan Sacchi

As an Argentinian, we don’t want Texas and Florida, we have enough problems with right wing morons as it is. We don’t need any more!

Eamon Short

Argentina, Texas and Florida are all just outer provinces of the grand, united Spanish Empire, which have just temporarily strayed from good sense. You will be welcomed warmly back into the graceful bosom of Mater Espana, and the Habsburgs once you renounce your foolish flirtations with independence and democracy.

Eamon Short

37:20 - 38:00 Real Shane Vendrel hours

Eamon Short

1:06:37 Felix goes full CumTown for a second there.

Eamon Short

Will is right. Pazuzu is The Exorcist. Paimon is Hereditary.