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The titular Guys are back! We continue our coverage of the deteriorating conditions on the USS Abraham Lincoln before checking in on two women in politics: Nancy Mace and Natalie Harp. We then do a deep dive into the world of mafia-turncoat-influencers, former made men in the Five Families who now run YouTube channels to talk about food, gay people in the mafia, and how you should spend your money.

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Jordan

Querst

Wawaweewa

Who let you use this picture of me

Bone96

Probably not first, but definitely gay.

Elo

First for fettergoat

David

Felix starts speaking @ 1:02 lets fucking gooo I cant believe I was here early enough to post this comment first this is the greatest moment of my life

Joel Padilla

If you’re reading this, it’s time to do laundry.

Zach Pierce

We could never be made. My family comes from Tin Can Holler in Northeast Tennessee. It’s some real greaseball shit.

justdave

Good job brother

ab

Hell yeah Queeber and Gris are back

Wrought

They keep raising the mission cap on the Abraham Lincoln like in catch 22

JD Nonce

Looking at the videos of the USS Lincoln reminded of something that always upset me when I was living in the US. 1) how is it that a toilet used by more than 3-4 people on a regular basis inevitably becomes absolutely revolting in no time. Do people just piss on the seat for fun? Does nobody clean toilets ever? and 2) why are the doors on public toilets in America so tiny and why is there always like 0.5-1” gap between the door frame and the door? It feels like taking a shit in front of other people because it’s so easy to be seen behind those tiny doors. These are my thoughts for the day

kiran

QUEEBER AND GRIS❤️

Peyton Manlet

The other guy hates when you do this btw

dfumps

Nah man, you gotta get off Zoloft cold turkey, only way

Xi Jinpenis

I'll be honest, something about Nancy Mace is a huge turn on. Like butt eating hot. 👍

BEN

Who that 🤨

Mikey

CIA handlers told Chapo to get back on a regular posting schedule before someone on the USS Lincoln actually follows through with those intrusive thoughts.

Alec

The X-Games really need to bring back Skydumping.

Travis

🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

plainwrap

I'm just saying, the Navy never had these problems when Fat Leonard was running things.

NYCM&AHole

This is a shitty episode

ploob

GG

ploob

Bone96 fucking gets it LFG!

ploob

U.S. out of Old Town!

Robbo✌🏻

Anyone else hit the WTF line same time as Felix

Zach Pierce

Lou-CHAY-zee, Will? I’m very disappointed in your mispronouncing this fine Italian American family’s name? It’s Italian American discrimination. See you at the Columbus Day protest battle!

Robbo✌🏻

Would you hold me when were both hiding in the food truck?

Zach Pierce

I ALWAYS enjoy a complimentary Red Bull when I’m doing grocery shopping!

Zach Pierce

We called him Johnny Juicer because he said everything TWO TIMES. And he loved free apple juice swigs in the store!

Edward

Whenever Friendly Jordies isn't on the podcast, everyone should be saying, where's Friendly Jordies?

Cardboard

Chris James! Collect your two time Chapo challenge coin brotha

birdguy123457

Laundry day is Friday, Tuesday is "sleep in a prison cell disguised as a semi truck cabin" day

Ant koz

Dude the Pat mcafee songs really shred. That is the low tempo low iq anthems top40 music consumers of 2026 deserve

PR0MAN1

I want them to arrest that guy, just for the divine comedy of a helicopter arriving to escort him to a military prison awaiting trail, but dropping off NO SUPPLIES for the remaining crew. They come JUST to pick up this guy

caroline

#Guyslovers who up?

Joe Quigley

Does Felix address that chick's accusations? I typically ignore radlib cancel culture but it sounds pretty bad

Declan Kennedy

the Jack Ossoff (Steve Cheung Chapo head confirmed?) Natalie thing is so funny man, the president is diaped up and has an insane Christian nationalist to clean his botty and apparently everyone knows about it judging by the conservative media ecosystem wagon circling

Don Friðrik Ólafsson

You know, when young Khazars would finally be allowed to ride proper stallions by themselves at age 6 it would not be uncommon for them to be so enamoured with the horse that they procrastinate certain bodily functions and mistake a fart for something a little more substantive - it was totally normal then Felix

k v

just an example from privi scandi social democracy: if a shop had like 3-4 juice containers with broken seals it would at the minimum end up in the local news on tv - then the municipality would come out guns blazing - i hope to see mamdanistan mobilize around this effort

Twerk dancer (edited)

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2026-10-27 12:00 Unpopular opinion: Bryan Quinby carries this episode, fight me in the replies
2026-08-18 09:25

I was saying boo-lania

Are you trying to get people to google this stuff you say on every ep? You always make up one thing and it makes me think of gilbert gottfried roasting bob saget by saying he definitely did not rape and murder a woman in 1990

Chris

Nice to hear an old fashioned Dan Quinn “I’M BUSY”

A Kayyy

only reason to care about this is to make that dude mad

Mattthecatwhoeatsrats

I can't listen to bryan quinby, his voice is way too watery. Just swallow already, jesus christ.

Aria

deliriously excited to hear pat finnerty mentioned . get him on the pod

Twerk dancer

Quinby found out he's carrying the episode and now he's asking for hazard pay

There’s only 25 blimps in the world

I did Felix’s story when I was 13 and playing Roller Coaster Tycoon on Christmas Eve. The poop was so bad we didn’t go to church until Christmas Day

David Bond

Fam, last summer I rented a cabin and they had sopranos season 1. It was so sick.

Cascadia Breadloaf

Joe please stop commenting nonsense, and resume kissing my penis posthaste

Brent

Yeahhh, she can sit on my face

PC

I’d like to hear more about Will’s graffiti past

Squeet Deedle

Natalie Harp popping a single titty into Trump's dessicating dying mouth like the end of Grapes of Wrath

Brian

Hedonism 2 mention when?

Jon Rehm

Will should save the Kirk Cousins reference for a Roth episode.

Thomas Stevens

Just thinking about the soldiers coming back and getting slapped for not dying in the war like the guy did in godzilla minus one.

Steven Shaw (AKA Shubben Steen)

Oh fuuuuuck yeah. Reminder that Bryan sucked his girlfriend’s titties for 3 hours instead of having sex.

gav

Thanks for sharing bro

Ethan Lamb

Before I changed my ways I used to run with a real degenrate crew. We would all get inside a big trenchcoat and sneak into the movies with only one ticket.

notbrian

flubs count for two on this one

Chris

Yes the accusations that Joe Quigley has a gross weird dick are addressed and confirmed

Zach H.

The episode image haunts me. It’s like giving a bratwurst a face and a Yankees cap.

Flesh Colored Subaru

Not sure if this is true of greaseballs everywhere, but the greaseballs of south philly and south jersey LOVE country music. I assume it is for racist reasons.

Mungo Franczak

I would’ve eaten her butt but after seeing how many beans she eats in one sitting I may have to reconsider

Michael Rosen

As I've listened to this show, it's kind of unnerving uncovering all the crap I have in common with Felix

Jack Galloway

Tried to jump overboard? Send em over to Doc Daneeka

Mungo Franczak

The only thing on board the Lincoln for entertainment is a DvD copy of season 1 of the Cleveland Show, a PS2, a scratched copy of GTA Vice City and 1 controller

D. Paradise

Criminal no sell on Chris' good Nancy Mace-Graham Platner tattoo joke

Wrought

You don't want to eat the grey slab? You think you've got it bad? Well what about ME?

ST Promotion

OK Will was a graf writer during his teen years in Manhattan?? This is the lore I need.

Anomalie

Gravy 🤢 In Sopranos when Ralph is making spaghetti and saying put the gravy on the macaroni I was like wtf my Italian American family has never referred to it that way

Beatrice

they do in fact est MREs in the military. theyre probably out of them

ZeeBee

Diarrhea Polarizing Figure

Merthiel

I NEED a link to the interview with a fatass mobster talking about food.

Delapore Media

We got so close to a whole show without a mention of game of thrones and then Will just hands a primed syringe full of heroin as he's about to reach the finish line. You tried, buddy, and I'm so proud of you.

DylanTheVillyn

Felix already made a Golden Company reference earlier in the ep

Michael Ouderkirk

I've listened to hundreds of hours of Violence Gang stories but there's always a new one. The guy who robbed a SuperCuts!

Twerk dancer

The SuperCuts robber deserves his own spin-off at this point

Michael Ouderkirk

"If you give a woman an elixir, that's at least one girlfriend" - Felix Cosby

Delapore Media

Must've been brief, I completely missed it. We'll treat that like diving into a dumpster to retrieve the half pack of cigarettes you threw away before stopping and saying "what am I doing with my life?" Addiction is about small steps toward victory.

Drew

This episode is NOT safe for girlfriends

jumbo

Nancy Mace saying she is getting the tattoos to “feel the pain” is stealing the swag of Ronnie from Jersey Shore. Same as Ronnie going to get a praying hand with a rosary tattoo after getting caught cheating on his gf, pretty sure he said the exact same thing about needing to feel the pain

Anomalie

ughhh this music is atrocious

Rory Lynch

They couldn’t get 300 in bulk so all they got was the e crappy sequel

C. Andrew

They're also ungodly expensive and logistically more complex to fulfill compared to cooking food in a field kitchen. Logistics are always the answer - you can have an aircraft carrier the size of a star destroyer, but if you can't source the parts to fix the toilets and get them to the persian gulf, then it doesn't matter how many wizzbang weapons you have.

Mattc83

Felix playing Crash Bandicoot so much that he sharted in his pants is the story I didn’t know I needed to hear.

Chris

About living in a locker room or about robbing Great Clips? Either way, yes

Chris

Until they elaborated on skydumping I thought he meant that his friend would sit on the toilet with his legs straight up on the stall walls and was like yeah, how else is that supposed to end

Joe Hillside

NGL I thought this was chumlee from Pawn Stars at first

Mattc83

John Penis is a great mob name.

C. Andrew

I'm not a cannibal, but that dudes jowl would make a meeeeaaaaan barbacoa.

professional loaf of bread

Crazy that me and Felix had almost the same PlayStation situation happen to us, damn that’s really my close friend Felix bedermen (idk how to spell it)

JJ

based

king_von_diesel

I would take that story to my grave. God damn.

Nick

Someone tell Felix I intensely care about hypocrisy. Can't stop thinking about it. I care deeply about hypocrisy.

Phil awful

Hey you Will you wanna have graff beef. Lmk where ur up and I’ll go over you. Tryna escalate some shit

wildman

Is it immoral to be fat? Is it so laughable? Is it astonishing.. is it a spectacle .. is it offensive?

ChigBungus

“Look boys, I know you’re feeling trapped; but have you considered anxiously pacing the perimeter of your enclosure like a caged tiger?”

ChigBungus

The fact that it happens at all is mystifying frankly. You can just… put the seat up and not piss on it. Dudes do NOT wipe the seat down in the US. Male hygiene here is generally bad honestly. Men seem to be pissing while their dick whips around like a wind sock in a strong breeze.

C. Andrew

It is immoral to be a glutton, I don't think fatness and morality are connected. It is tremendously funny and a spectacle when a guy masquerading as a tough mafioso cool guy cannot see his own penis. It's like John Podhoritz talking about masculinity and virtues, or Rod Dreher talking about how being gay is bad. That's the joke, it's right there. It's hilarious to be lectured to about toughness by a guy who can't run 800 meters and who's job is podcast host.

The Bizzler

You fucking did it dude :)

ChigBungus

Or RFK Jr talking about health while looking like a gas station hotdog and sounding like he’s gargling frogs and semen.

Michael

8:28 It’s probably not Gulf War vets sounding off, it’s likely Granada vets calling these sailors out for being soft.

jjmm

You think hegseth like cobra?

professional loaf of bread

Chapo kinda turning into cumtown, just guys listening to shitty stuff on YouTube, kinda cool

Eazy z

My neighbor shit his pants playing crash bandicoot on ps1 as well lmao

Andrew Davis

Felix's "Like Saladin?" is wasted on a movie guy, a violence gang guy, and Neil Hamburger with a prank call show.

Ted Lavender

Yeah I can definitely relate to having a summer home except it was also my home for the other three seasons as well.

PT

Pat Finnerty mentioned!

Kyle Erickson

I hope it becomes normalized for the actors in a movie to have a little post-credits scene begging you to tell your friends and family about the film

The Steel Harvest

I like the idea of sailors catching fish but we got a little bit worse than a Deepwater Horizon spill in this area from all the destroyed tankers... Catch and Release only!

Sean

Every red-blooded straight man wants to have sex with a completely insane woman. There's even a Curb episode about this.

Will

Nancy Mace is slowly transforming into Gemma Teller Morrow "this is the type of pain I need to feel right now"

chowder_julius

Incredible low-density of information in this episode.

Keith

Modern country music is so unbearably bad, yet so popular. What does that say about our society.

Reece Coren

loved the sharting stories part

Reece Coren

and Brian’s friend who robbed a great clips

Yarblockos

Youtube now spams me with BlueChew ads instead of therapy ads when I listen to Chapo highlights.

Matthew Krueger

The movie about the Citadel that Felix references as Master of Discipline, is not the name of the movie - the movie by that name is, er, about something... else. He meant The Lords of Discipline. I only mention this because, as a Freudian slip it's a good one. Fighting in the Age of Loneliness indeed...

I am become reply guy

It would be awesome if the sailors just grounded the boat on the shores of Iran and defected.

Doug Cartel

Ukraine: my dad hasn't been rotated in a year, can you keep him from dying? USA: my dad hasn't been rotated in a year, can you keep him from dying? Israel: we're literally falling apart and in danger of a civil war Everyone else: kinda sounds like a you problem

Damen Irving

The fbi must’ve really hated the shit out of that guy. Sending a guy to Florida to avoid the mob is like sending is like sending someone to Antarctica to avoid snow

Damen Irving

Every woman who’s that hot is always that crazy

Doug Cartel

Those carriers will probably get incinerated before September, unless Iran has a different idea for what to do when the ultimatum timeline runs out

Kinetics Video

So this is what Naughty Dog is doing with their Netflix money

ts_babyjane

i swear i was gonna eat something today,, and not be a semi-ana femcel. but i cant get the 20minutes of shit stories out of my head.. lol lowk thank you:) im gonna look cvnt aff

Trew Dhiel

It’s okay to have some fun bud.

Claire Simon

Atp I’m convinced my grandparents were the only Italians in the inner mountain west region who weren’t there because of witness protection

Ben

Nothing like some Redwall vittles

SuperSleep

This episode sucked 😔

TLT

Always delighted when Layer Cake is mentioned lol

Kinetics Video

Should get the Japanese into it. They'll be hitting multistory shots in a year

Master B The Eighth

all i can think about during the JP segment is all the moltisanti memes socialist sopranos posts 😂😂😂😂

etienne

the pentagon is reallly forgetting the lessons of the USS We Built This Yesterday ice cream ship

ckoehler31

I love the idea of the deck of the carrier being lined with sailors fishing for dinner so much

Kinetics Video

It's only one of the sequels of Jarhead where being a disposable foot soldier is cool and good actually

Chapo Bath House

Street Fight may be over, but Bryan is still doing the work. I blanked on a the exact phrase when I was trying to paraphrase John Rees' "buffet lunch" critique of the Labour Party and had to just roll with "cut and eat as you go" in a talk

not reflective (vampire)

@30:10 Driving to work I almost crashed my car crying laughing at this story. There's nothing funnier in the entire universe than a kid trying to take a prank dump but still managing to shit into his own pants somehow. It's just perfect man

red rock breast

Best episode in recent memory. Thank you Mr Chapo

etienne

I hate when someone has genuine talent and artistic creativity but ends up just becoming a podcast or streaming drone because it's easier to monetize. It's so sad that those mob guys can't live off their true passion like they used to

Dolo Brunson

Joe Pesci says pretty much this about the red wine vinegar in the Irishman, "best thing we ever did"

Antoine Desgagnés

Sadly as pointed out by Jasmin Crockett, Nancy has no butt. Still would however.

Richard Cochnar

I stayed at an Airbnb and their dvd collection included 2 copies of Halo 2 for the Xbox.

Xi Jinpenis

that might be more of a thing where the standard has become sloppy fat asses, but I remember when tight and firm 90s butts were the gold standard.

nick

The most committed, fanatic demo of MAGA voters is women who have been banned from a local restaurant for spitting on the hostess.

Jon Smith

Diarrhea Of A Pooparizing Shit Stirrer

Cascadia Breadloaf

I once killed an Italian man for calling sauce "gravy" and I won't hesitate to do it again

Timothy Buttons

I'm really enjoying the part where you guys watch the funny videos that we can't see but also talk over them so we can't hear them

Terra Pin

That is why they're called the silent generation 😏

Gabe P

Sorry who the fuck is Spencer???

etienne

their production assistant

Joe Schmoe

Golfer here; the answer to your question about the locker room is that golf rooms are actually carpeted and kept clean and she probably slept on a padded bench tidied up. The reason she was able to do this is that so few women play golf at trumps clubs, it’s essentially a public locker room that is used 5 times a day.

Antoine Desgagnés

When I used to be a Bill Maher fan, I was already annoyed by his islamophobia. More importantly, I was annoyed by his way of presenting himself as "raised Catholic" and bla bla bla. Yes, he was raised Catholic....but he wasn't raised hardcore Catholic otherwise his Catholic father wouldn't have married his Jewish mother.

LetTheDawgEat

Hell yeah, shoutout fuckin Zanzibar at the end

T

Writing his phone number in a bathroom stall

Colin Keesee

Mamdani is strong arming Italian landlords like he’s young Vito Corleone. “De renta staya like-a before”

Brian

No it wasnt, maybe in the 1930s lol

Xi Jinpenis

the ideal ass in the 90s was much different than now.

JadedAech

Low information density in this episode.

Dee Rubes

Please release the full song, Diary of a Rogue Prince by Felix Biederman

Dee Rubes

I hope he was wearing white linen pants.

C D

We made it like 3 weeks without 15 minutes of shit jokes

Hailey

Nancy Mace looks so much like the older version of Marnie from Girls. And it really would be soooo Marnie to get her life together by becoming a republican politician and then having a little freak out and get extremely random and dated tattoos.

Chris

Purveyor of gifts

I’m Dreading This

Real Italian Americans know that calling tomato sauce “gravy” is LARPing type shit

Omar Hashem

With Redbar gone everyone is doing youtuber/podcast reaction content even Chapo wow

RainDog

It genuinely might just be an NJ Italian thing. Im from there and a lot of Italians I know call it gravy

Samuel

Spencer not knowing about Monroe and the mob: OPEN THE SCHOOLS

Oliver Clozov

working in construction i see a lot of male mid-life crises. it's been interesting to watch nancy mace's female mid-life crisis. don't often see it from that side.

Man

I feel like they should send all these old out of shape veterans, we can have a redo of The Battle of The Somme, 50k casualties on the opening day

Jingle Jangler

VIOLENCE GANG REPRESENT! Bruisers running wild in the chat

Special Adeline

Oh my god this episode was made for me I’ve been obsessed with Mafia turncoat youtube for a while now

Drew

some guys can't handle the refund game

Matthew Dunn

That is fucking deep cut. Well done

THOMAS GIBBONS

I'm not gay, but I would eat a hotdog out of my wife's pussy.

Colin Keesee

…now…because of the drugs…you can no longer function as a man.

James Burkeen

While I can’t top the Crash Bandicoot story I will offer a PSA: if you’re starting a GLP-1 med, never trust a fart.

Amammon

It's not about crime and the law being mutually dependent, it's about the fact that he is bourgeois, and even as a criminal bourgeois he gets better treatment from the law than the average proletarian. He understands that the cops main objective is to beat down people below him on the social-economic hierarchy.

I was saying boo-lania

Nancy Mace's father ran the citadel when she was in it so did she really pass?

I was saying boo-lania

We liked big butts and we couldn't lie in the 90s stop this revisionist history

Owen Webster

Triple majoring is real—don’t do it.

Yarblockos

Down Periscope is the most accurate submarine movie ever made.

Eamon Short

I don't think anyone on this program has said something as relatable as "I thought of myself as a poet, because I was fucking trashed all the time" that plus oxy and heroin was my entire 20s and it was is so embarrassing.

Andrew

Top comment here

Lachlan Dale

would love an extended bill maher rip / commentary

Xi Jinpenis

That's the only thing I can even point to promoting fat asses in the 90's. On the other hand I can name a dozen pieces of pop culture that framed the beauty standard as the opposite. Even the most thirsted after woman, Pamela Anderson, had a tight ass, and her breakout came from Baywatch, a show that was hugely popular with nothing but women with smaller asses. Grab any Playboy from the 90's, no fat sloppy asses. Film, television, comics, no fat sloppy asses.

Riaz Abdulla

What was that fucking song at the end. I tuned it out. AI slop country?

wat

Elite username 😂

hey_boo

The U.S. Navy is one of the ocean's biggest polluter. Most of the time they just throw trash overboard rather than take it to a port.

Wawaweewa

I like music of Korky Buchek 👍

youhate2seeit

If friendlyjordies has million number of fans i am one of them . if friendlyjordies has ten fans i am one of them. if friendlyjordies have only one fan and that is me . if friendlyjordies has no fans, that means i am no more on the earth . if world against the friendlyjordies, i am against the world.

Adam Foster

Felix I’m sorry to tell you but that music is AI af

Chris Towler

don’t be a menace to east New York while drinking the juice in the store

Dr. Ron Jambo

ACTUALLY the names Cuomo and Como are equivalent, these are just different varieties of Italian.

c tay

Just want to point out Felix mixed up “The lords of discipline” (a movie about the citadel military school) and “the masters of discipline” (some weird BDSM porno flick from the 70s). Considering the SF citadel was a BDSM factory I got very confused trying to figure out wtf he was talking about lol

GenZ Poster

Francese sounds like a nick Mullen impression of a wise guy

J

my chapo, my chapo, and me