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We send off Colin Powell with a somber remembrance of the man’s career as a Soldier and Statesman. Then we cover cops making weepy videos about quitting due to mandates, touch on strikes, the supply chain and “treats”, and look at the CIA getting all their foreign assets killed. Finally, a much requested reading from the Book of Rod.

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chronye

primitive root weiner is a Louis CK line

Nicholas p

Rod’s back babyyyy

Gerad Ryan

RIP to a real one...Dustin Diamond gone too soon

Mike Loudin

🦀🦀🦀 Colin Powell 🦀🦀🦀

James Valentino

Just got off work I smell TERRIBLE! I’m so stinky man I can barely take how smelly I am!

William

Dang. 15s in and it's golden

Torgosaves

RIP Gastrointestinal Powell

CTH

someone must speak for the lived experience of millions of Collins/Colins who endured years of trauma and abuse because this guy insisted on pronouncing his name like the large intestine. this is my struggle.

Charlie

We lost Colin but we still have our dick and bush!!! HAHAHAHAAAGGGHUUAAAHHHUH

TimBob RN

A message from your friendly socialist nurse. Get your vaccines updated because Flu season is here ! Most local public health clinics offer free flu and Covid vaccines. Universal single payer healthcare now!

Tom Joad

It's too bad cheney is too fucking evil to die. That chapo episode would magical.

Besand

Smiling ear to ear from that opening 🙌

Evan Pitkin

As a Washington native I can confirm Felix's assessment of crime in the state.

sam handwich

RIP to Colin "Blue Jean Baby" Powell

Yeahman

Damn bro how smelly are ur feet

Kasz

Dicks out for Cheney

steppingstone

hell never refer to a "particular individual" again

Ben L

Irach

Shiv

~*Primative Root Wiener*~

Jeff Martin

I love you dudes. I make dick in terms of money and am actually in debt too but I'm happy to sign up for a fiver a month. I'd type some politics bullshit but I'd just be preaching to the choir. Friendly reminder to get away from the internet because people are normal offline.

Zach Pierce

K so if we didn’t do Gulf War I then there would have been no Clooney, Cube, Wahlberg collab “THREE KINGS.” You want to live in that word? Didn’t think so.

Zach Pierce

Tiny General is being released tomorrow on iTunes by Elton John as a tribute

Jessica S

I’m skeptical of the mandate here in WA simply as a strategy to alleviate the impact of COVID on hospitals - that’s the only real problem that remains. But it’s not a medical issue, it’s a policy issue. Officials are motivated to coerce vaccination to avoid addressing the inevitable shitshow that unfolds when you allow “just-in-time” strategies to be implemented with abandon by hospital conglomerates. That is not a medical problem. That’s a policy problem that they’re trying to avoid by jabbing more people. That said, I say good riddance to these whiney shitheads. We’re better off not having them use their process of decision making to determine whether they should shoot someone.

Post Void

Rumsfeld now Powell. I dont know of I can take another imperialist death. God save Kissinger!

BaeOfPigs

The tiny dancer bit gets me every time

Greg

Drink everytime someone mentions Richie Aprile's jacket

Joe Warren

Usually WA cops just beat the homeless

otis

I THOUGHT CORONA EFFECTS THE LUNGS, NOT THE COLON

Random User

Felix with the Willie Overall Sopranos deep cut

Brad Hall

I died at Carcosa Elementary School

monastic living

The cops making weepy videos about taking a stand against vaccination have the same affliction that at least half this country suffers from, which is that they think they're the main character of their own movie, and this is the hero's speech at the end of act 2.

grimbo

enough from you, Colon.

Isaac Jones

I am glad that we have Will saying Irac on the record. It is good that we hold these white Brooklxn podcasters accountable

Chris

Whenever Rod talks about specific sexual acts it feels like he falls back on the natural law shtick and harkening back to his catholic days.

etienne

the real problem with all those people who shoot themselves in the foot with shotguns then go to the hospital is that years of JIT and Lean policies took away the slack in the system that was necessary to accomodate the wave of people who shoot themselves in the foot then go to the hospital. Now the politicians want to make it illegal for people to shoot themselves in the foot with fire arms. What a scam.

Pear Is A Patsy

The only thing keeping me from shooting up an office building is my access to Nutty Buddies

Clean Shirt Piggie

Would have been epic if Dreher wrote “rod” instead of “wiener.”

Isaac Jones

Reporting this comment to the FBI (female body inspectors)

etienne

I am hearing that on his deathbed Colin Powell received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahāda. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but God, and Mohammed is his prophet!

nicedickdude

What the fuck do these guys know about working a job or dealing with bosses? They just daydream about this shit or frequented R/anti-work in the past 24 hours?

Amber

Faye Donnaway

Dan

The only thing going to stop is from Stagflation is making the fucking economy more efficient— inflation is here for a little while. The fucking economy can’t get more efficient because fucking monopolies and the improvements to infrastructure are basically held hostage by republicans and centrist dems. Together we bargain, divided we beg- so good on the labor strikes, good on the great resignation. Turn the screws on these fucks who don’t seriously want to break up corrosive monopolies and invest in the public good.

Kenneth Smith

I’m just truly not convinced the supply chain issues are even remotely as bad as the people performatively getting angry at you for making fun of treats going away. All I’ve been able to see from where I live is a slight increase in some meat products and a few items of a certain brand not being around. Also a lot of those people getting mad on Twitter were fairly dismissive of the strikes too from what I saw.

etienne

Matt Stoller go on chapo

Clean Shirt Piggie

Who among us Catholic schoolboys didn’t pine for the other boys’ Rods or better yet to be the pastor’s chosen Rod?

Scott Harding

Thank you, nobody ever talks about the US crimes against Panama.

Wumbledorf

opening bit, fucking solid

Joe Freeman

I fucking lost it immediately at Will's "Wow"

Kasz

We invented Panama, shouldn't we be allowed to crime it?

Dan

I just wish Matt Stoller such a little bitch though..

William Beamish

half this mfers house is prolly full of drygoods and those Jim Bakker buckets talking about "panic buying"

Doug Cartel

CIA warns allies: we suck at our jobs

etienne

I read his shit and it's good but everytime I get an email from his substack it's like oh let's spin the wheel to find out what's a monopoly this week

Kasz

This cop shit is Reno 911 quality. Maybe we shouldn't give retards guns 🤷

Ian McDermott

Can we get an adaptation of Rod’s devout body horror writing? Paul Schrader writes and Cronenberg directs.

Sean Enright

Rod sounds like an Alan Hollinghurst character in this one. Sexual-colonialism.

Sean Enright

Do you think they inherited the podcast or something?

Kasz

Rod Dreher is confusing his childhood with South Park

Vincent Utah

Holy fuck Chris, I almost forgot about Mickey Avalon.

Kasz

He was the kid who would pee at the urinal with his pants around his ankles

nicedickdude

what? reread the question. What work experience do these guys have where they're familiar with a bad boss or bad environment? Or even how easily a competent adult can maneuver that situation? They just see viral tweets and say "oh thats exactly what being an employee is like." But maybe youre right - they do have experience somewhere because they handled the virgil issue just like the pros would.

Seph

At the end Felix mentions the episode where Rod is at a garden party and meets a guy in a car who whines about gay blues clues at him. I remember listening to this, but I don’t remember the episode. Who’s autistic encyclopedic knowledge of Chapp episodes can I tap in on?

Seph

I found it. It’s 529

nicedickdude

childish liberals like you are worse than angry pig faced conservatives

Simon

Can we have an emergency episode on Trump's Colin Powell statement please?

honkled

feels good, man

Taylor Markey

Almost crashed my car upon hearing “primitive root wiener”

Baron

Rod Dreher’s Mind Phallus

DappaDan

lol Will was thinking of Chiraq.

Shamp0ing

Oh god of course those cops are from Yakima County WA lmao would expect nothing less

etienne

i went off to look what was Matt's job pre-chapo and it made me ... sad, almost. Career path arguably more pathetic than John "Gary Bretcher" Dolan

Kamran Husain

Best birthday present a lil gay boi could ask for! Thank you Chapo!

Ratbones

This episode has everything

Blake Patraw

his primitive root penis "tasted different too" ahahahahah that got me

Kasz

They could fight inflation by cutting the money supply. I know a bald dickhead with 157 billion that we could just tax back and shred and then turn into useful shit. And then we could spend the money afterwards on ice cream and healthcare.

Blake Patraw

lmaooo I haven't heard my dick in so long

Jacques Robespierre

As a Washington resident who knows someone who works for the states crime lab I am here to prove Felix right and say that everything you guys said about crime and state troopers here is true.

Kasz

I just saw the headline and basically the presidency is his for the taking. Lip service is all it takes and the Dems can't muster that.

Scott Harding

Fair point. It's like old Teddy Roosevelt said "Walk softly, and kill a few thousand innocent civilians with your big primitive root wiener."

IHaveHemorrhoids

Put my thong oonnnnnnnn Yeaaaahhh get moneyyyyy

Michael

I believe Lawrence Wilkerson is a treasure. He's a regular with Paul Jay on the Analysis on YouTube if people want to hear from him more regularly.

IHaveHemorrhoids

Not getting a vaccine is a surefire way of developing a primitive, monstrous root wiener. Listen to our favorite RN, trust me.

Michael

The State Troopers with over 20 years in I don't think have to worry about working, they probably have full pensions.

james

..There they go ripping off Daily Shoah again 😂

BigBoi

Everything said about Washington this ep is true.

Tom Joad

Matt getting flustered over the pronunciation of a word is hands down, funniest bit of the episode. His genuine frustration is so funny and relatable.

Scot Forsythe

the cost of sending a shipping container has gone up from $2000 to $12,000 so yeah people just overreacting lol

Warbs

That opening bit really got me. Listened to it three times. Love Matt barely keeping it together.

Cumtickles

We gotta root out the wieners on the left

Leah Wiseman

The section about penises reminds me of the Dudley and Bob show in Austin. Dale Dudley used to tell a story about boys jerking off in group when he was a kid, and he talked about it like it was totally normal and everyone did that.

otis

"Fist fucking faggots at the Y" -Mickey Avalon

Matt Colston

I love calm Matt. The old Matt's in there but a true jihad, a struggle in oneself soul, is a good thing to see. I know that feeling.

Al

It's not normal?

Brian Foley

crust punks Cops was a killer

Connor Francis

All you guys do is complain about atomization and yet you make fun of real community. Community is having a binder full of names lengths girths and flavor profiles of all the fellas

Hector Jaime

A piss trough in elementary school? I think Rod’s confusing the story with the time he went to the gay bar that had a mirror next to the trough.

Matthew Black

“Like Proust’s Madeline, only it’s a dick” I’ve got some news about Proust for Matt

Derwood

So glad Matt was brave enough to call out Colon and his cronies for having the gall to mispronounce my name for his entire life

TugNuggins

Uhh what?! Why /how did this happen lol

TugNuggins

Yeah really will done. Good reference.

TugNuggins

Matt christman and Felix both had real jobs for years. Idk about will tho. He was chapo classic failson. But they have worked hard deliver for a huge audience weekly!

etienne

1) people bought more shit from asia when the pandemic started just as asia imported less stuff on their side because lockdowns so more containers were traveling westbound than eastbound. 2) lockdowns in the west made is so that people were staying home instead of filling containers to ship back to asia which left shippers the option of 3) shipping containers back to asia empty, which is a a cost they're willing to accept only if the shortage of containers in asia is worth at least doubling the cost 4) railroads just got done implementing that thing they called "Precision Scheduled Railroading" which is actually just a widespread program of cost cutting and layoffs and yards closure, and consequently they don't have the slack to handle the increased pressure of people buying asian-made shit so they can WFH or play Forklift Simulator on PlayStation while weathering the pandemic instead of spending their dollars at the local Femboy Hooters 5) employers are playing hardball with the reopening and refuse to increase salaries so the containers in the US aren't getting filled to get shipped back to asia, or even emptied of the stuff in the first place, so they're sitting in business front yards, rail sorting yards, ports, or sometimes literally on boats or trains idling on mainlines or anchored off LA. Railroads literally started sending off their trains on indirect routes to make sure they don't get to destination too early Folks, we're losing a big dumb game of Factorio

kariomart

This is probably the first time someone has played a Mickey Avalon track in at least a decade but I can also hear Felix saying "No actually Mickey is my favorite rapper of all time"

colin

The cops here are a special type of pig for sure

colin

I can attest to this