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571 - Welcome to the MentalVerse (10/28/21) (Patreon)

Published:
2021-10-29 02:57:48
Edited:
2021-11-02 03:41:54
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2026-06

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Look, I guess this episode is technically about the reconciliation bill and the Facebook/Meta thing, but you’re just gonna have to listen to hear where it goes.

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Elo

If Kamala had promised to fund Floss Latino in 2024 she would have won smdh

William

15s in and I agree completely on a level I never anticipated

EXN

ok fine

Liz

Same Will. I hate this shit.

JZA

Had someone deadass talk excitedly IRL about this announcement as “huge for advancing web3”. Nothing is real, the machines have won, it’s been real boys.

Flesh Colored Subaru

I hope one day felix gets a cabin in a 10,000 population Pennsylvania town where the wi fi is touch and go so he can finally be content

Zach Pierce

Mitt wants that zany ‘Zona poonanny

john mccainus

stopped showering and been on a weeklong percocet binge, the supply for which ran out earlier this afternoon, so to hear will articulate my thoughts and feelings with such fidelity to nuance was incredibly comforting

kmd

If you like your teeth, you can keep them!

Greg

Straight fucking up

Unelectable Airwaves

Listening to Hasan’s podcast earlier kinda spoiled this Sinema bit for me.

tristan

I unironically like Ted lasso and work for a Soda company. I am a patron of pain.

etienne

periodic reminder to please send Matt on Radio War Nerd to partake in their American Civil War series

Shimosanz (Brian Sanchez)

Proud of y’all for being pragmatic and supporting flosslatino. I know as warren supporters how big of a compromise it was to not have it called flosslatinx.

Greg

We can all cry and die on the inside together

Kasz

Just peens n poons

Chinaman Jones

Ima just floss latino ima just island boyyy

William

Did the boys just riff for an entire episode?

Loco Lobo

lol, funny shitpost ep damn, shit sucks

Matt Crossin

I learnt a lot about politics from this episode

Will McCauley

Throwing bacon grease in the face of a non-blockchain approved digital Mitt Romney soul is one of the funniest mental images I've had in a while

Vincent Utah

“There’s longitude, latitude, and attitude.” Everyone go home. It’s over.

Mitch H.

Hang on Chris don't upload this one. It's 10 years in the future

Evan

Floss Latino coming.

Jake

All-star fucking episode holy shit

Jacob Curley

Listening to this after binging the early primary episodes is enough to make me want to work on an Alec Baldwin movie set.

DTV

Honestly this is an all timer

J P 3

"I would like a large pizza with mushrooms. I voted for a party that, I thought, would give me a large pizza with mushrooms. Instead, they are giving me a medium cheese pizza. That's disappointing." According to Vox's Milhouse. I think a better analogy would be "We asked for universal, lifetime pass to Chucky Cheese. Ended up nominating the guy who said he would give us a coupon for a frozen pizza instead. What we are actually getting is an empty greasy pizza box with an invoice for the cost of a large pizza with mushrooms." The Democrats.

Jessica S

If I had to pin down the definition of “cringe”, it would be those benefits videos. If I worked there, I’d have paused it 10 secs in and resigned effective immediately. It’s pitiful to think employees would be like “whoa, this company is so cutting edge. Just send them a memo, for Christ’s sake. And get rid of whatever position exists to think up such nonsense. What a waist of space. Blech. I think that’s the only way they could think to hide the how shitty high deductible plans are. Ugh. So disgusting!!

Vincent Utah

So I have a professor who for the longest has been hinting at a “big project” he’s been helping with over at Facebook. I’m just realizing Meta is the shit he’s been talking about. Of course part of this is coming out of fucking Utah. So happy to be getting the fuck out of here.

Jeremy

What’s the name of the book they mentioned? Red penny? Something like that? I couldn’t make out quite what it was

BaeOfPigs

I haven’t heard the ep yet, but I’d bet upwards of $2 that it was “red plenty” by Francis Spufford Pls no one yell at me if I’m wrong

Cody Pate

Fucking great ep

Seph

People who rail on Facebook for American problems are placing a bit too much weight on Facebook I agree. But with countries in the periphery? Facebook goes in and essentially *becomes* their entire internet, they often build the internet infrastructure but it defaults open to Facebook every time you open a new page, when you get a new phone it has Facebook preinstalled. And their monopoly on an entire nation’s internet is often completely unsupervised, or the people in control of that region don’t even speak the native language, Facebook doesn’t have translated terms of service or rules, and you end up with things like the Genocide in Myanmar, for which Facebook was almost entirely responsible.

Crosley Querin

My brain just got put through a juicer. I think I understand NFTs now.

Torgosaves

I would be nice to John Candy 🤗

maudlin

connor o'malley has become so powerful he convinced facebook to make endorphin port

Matt T

Is the episode art from the pierce Brosnan vehicle, lawnmower man.

Andrew Cross

real unhinged vibes here today, truly captured the zeitgeist, 10/10

JV

"dressed like a substitute teacher who's trying to marry a 9 year old" fuckin lol

Henry

Damn that was just a 75 minute riff. Respect.

Mark

This is a top ten all time Chapo riff, the joke about the 12 year old liking Jefferson Airplane killed me. The time off did Felix good because he was in top form this episode

Jep

The Metaverse is an everlasting family; Virtual uncles, Virtual aunts. Digital polo, Digital pants.

j willow

An instant classic. Why is CTH literally the only media that has made me laugh in the past five years?

Brendan A. MacWade

Think back to 2016 and how much it sucked. And how much each year after 2016 has sucked. I think that's why.

Michael Carroll

In defense of coin operated art: OnlyFans just fucked over countless sex workers

otis

RIP Donziger

Dan Howard

How long is the flossing bit going to go on for?

Kasz

In the words of the 💊 popping 🍺 soaked bard Billy Joe, we didn't start the🔥it's been always burning since the 🌍 been turning

Noms Chompski

Ted Lasso will drive your clit insane

the lord commander

I get this is what defeat sounds like. I get we got owned and the hopeful tone in Chapo went out when Bernie lost but man, idk do another movie mindset episode? Let's here their thoughts on the new Dune movie or something?

David Greve

Thank you for this report from the Garden of Earthly Delights.

AI gore

more on Ubik

Warbs

As a Michigander, I have to give it up for nailing that bit, hit all our cultural highlights.

Owen

Floss Latinx

Gregory

It's this the new rec room with our white supremacist bro handibot

Kyle Smyth

Flosslatino is just a giant giveaway to big dental this is obamacare all over again

Rae

Haven't even listened yet, but that episode description is everything.

CS

S tier episode, so glad to hear the bright future ahead of us! I will sadly have a pretty low rank because I refuse to fall for TV Trickery but at least when they grind my sinew and gristle into a protein slurry in five years, I'll know that it's for a good cause (floss latino)

Cooper Zilkenat

Instant Classic. Can’t wait to enter the Metaverse

AKorgar

I mean thats probably coming Dune is way too big a thing in Chapo canon

Alan Adelberg

That meta verse video is the real life “L to the O.G.”

AKorgar

I'm totally cool with the metaverse thing as long as I can spend my bitcoins on some really cool DLCs and skins

Ian Priest

Just commenting so I can upgrade my viewer rank - gonna need a lot of points if I wanna feed Derek Geter's soul feet-first through an industrial shredder

Mr. Lobotomy

okay, thanks guys, I think I'm ready for the MentalVerse now

j willow

Love that no one involved (including me) is mentally prepared to actually watch Ted Lasso and are left to speculate about its sex scenes based on inane tweets.

Bobby Volcano

Dear Will Menaker, I am putting all my soul points toward Raquel Torres, there's nothing you can do to stop me!

Nathan Weed

Goddammit, I'm going to have to listen to this episode way too many times.

Blake Patraw

wow when i heard the news about steven i looked it up and there's a nyt article about it, they never gave a shit about him before so maybe that'll drum up some attention for him. who knows. at least the uncertainty for him has ended and soon he'll be free and be able to strike back at the evil that caused this for him. justice for steven update: and newsweek and reuters 🤷‍♂️ at least it's something for him

etienne

brand new batch of articles designed to nudge me into thinking that what donzigner was doing was basically worthwhile but he went one step too far with it and crossed some basic rules of polite litigation while Chevron was just playing fair game defense

SF

This ep is an all-timer. Thanks boys x

Dyyyyylan

How can I report a Spaniard for taking advantage of FlossLatino benefits?

Blake Patraw

"fully luxurated gay sex communism" -cushbomb 2021

Isaac Jones

The floss latino bit is the Chapo version of the Penis episode of cumtown

NobleStrings

I am going insane. thank you for the brain damage, boys. great shit.

Lucas Tedesco

I’m sorry, flosslatino wasn’t a bit?

Jake Erickson

better make sure the republicans don't win in 2022 otherwise we'll end up with Floss Evropa, which actually makes not flossing a crime punishable by 25 years in prison where you will be forced to make dental floss that you can't use

Boggs

These men have unraveled.

Lunch Dessert

Where can one see these Meta ads

John Harwood

No, you’re not! Just had to correct a self-righteous academic holding forth in a peer-reviewed journal submission about this. They had never even heard of the novel.

Taylor Pence

God tier commitment to the metaverse boys. Back to grinding ranks on HBO Max.

Brent in TX

cant wait to torture my copy of mitt romney's soul. gonna be so great to shit in his mouth.

Bobby Volcano

I disagree, this is Cream-tier material

Beowulf Rochlen

BTW, would that be pronounced Floss "Latin-X" or Floss "La Tinx"?

dshamz_

*Floss Latinx

TugNuggins

Can Felix stop burping into the mic? Cunt

Joe

That name is problematic, it should be "FlossLatinx"

Adam

top o da morning top o da morning

Jonathan McClintock

Soo basically all the black mirror episodes rolled into one

Joshua Garcia

This episode had the flannel to fit my fall needs

Brad Cook

The reading this week is “Computer God” by Black Sabbath

etienne

for me, a good Chapo episode is when Will reads the news paper for precisely 57 minutes, Felix says 3 phrases about Drake and Matt gets mad about the Superstructure.

Joe

With this existing, I hope people stop hounding the internet about more Black Mirror episodes.

Scot Forsythe

Kudos to Matt for the phone company analogy also looking forward to the new Zuckerberg/ Neal Stephenson/Chapo collab: “Coke Crash”

🤷🏼‍♀️

Now I’m convinced floss latino is an actual part of this bill

PawngWater

I feel like Facebook stealing the name Metaverse from some dystopian science fiction could be a bad omen.

pat

i needed this, thank u guys

Alal Alal

Floss latina: didn't really get it, metaverse thoughts: thank you

Daniel Bear

ok so this was a great episode. but also it’s becoming clear that they’re losing their minds. what a fantastic plot development. can’t wait to see where this goes

Shimosanz (Brian Sanchez)

Relistening to this drunk. Amazing episode. You boys outdid yourselves. More like this pls.

Dustin Nelson

This episode describes pretty much how I feel too. Just throw yourself into video games to cope; I use Dead by Daylight and ARK.

Colin Helpio

The Ted Lasso bit is so wonderful

Travis

Great episode. Love these free form ones. Really move to the beat of jazz, *chuckle*

Gengeros

The first millisecond I heard audio from that Facebook Meta healthcare ad I had flashbacks to being in high school and being one step away from being a school shooter or wishing a poison gas would come though the vents and kill us all.

Gengeros

This episode reminds me of the scene in the film Downfall when general Hans Krebs is joking with other military staff in the Führerbunker having beers and smoking and Kerbs says “things are pretty bad out there” as the battle of Berlin rages on top and they all bust out laughing. That is the chapo crew and the hitler youth are replaced with generation zero fighting in the metavurse against pax flossia.

Gengeros

A good way to look at what our future beholds is looking at the past. Imagine working like an Inca slave for the Spanish concestidas in the silver mines of peru were you and your family all die a horrible death and is so bad leads to the first humanitarian attempts of other European powers in the 1500s, even rhetorically from the mainland Spanish crown itself. Now imagine that for us, but instead of silver it is lithium to power some super ray gun half the size of earth to fight a group of aliens our governments made up to keep this bondage project going.

Gengeros

The year if 2045. You get home from work after a 3 hour Uber ride due to no public transportation system that you had to pay by selling your blood plasma. You work for a trillionare where you run back and fourth from the trillionares office to the front door to pick up Amazon deliveries to give to them. You haven’t eaten a real meal in mouth, surviving off reases pieces and green monsters. You are probably have organ failure and scurvy. You enter your pod and turn on the metalverse. You get a little joy in your 2 hours of madetory living time by enjoying different color variations of sonic the hedgehog. It cost you 3 days worth of food wages. After that, live time is over, you get pricked with a needled for mandatory rest mode for 3 hours for another day.

Gengeros

Please PLEASE do an episode about the neocon Biden administration’s policies on Taiwan and Cuba.

MC Ritz

Oh stop, Taiwan and scuba were asking for it.

pepto_azymuth

Holy shit the gorillaz jeep game is such a funny pull. I loved that shit

dipcoin

Reminds me of a cosmic gumbo

Warbs

Michigan and Florida are mirror images, same for Island Boys and ICP.

TheSingleE

sometimes i do feel like that little kid calling my armless dad a coward for refusing to fight

THEKILLERWHALE

I missed the intro and spent 15 minutes googling it. I am still not sure.

Jack Conlon

As a proud Michigander I’m making a soda beer tonight

Hudson

Top shelf chapo thanks for the belly laughs boy, so sorely needed!

Andrew Criscione

You guys should have Vermin Supreme on sometime, the floss bit reminded me of him. His sense of humor is very similar to yours.

Sam Mattice

This was great, made my day. Thank you

Charles Perks

Last ep on video games, I was lowkey happy to hear Christman filling more air since Felix was absent, but damn our boy is back comin in hot. Tbh it sounds like he’s in love.

David Bernal

The high-deductible health plan is actually a 401k style tax con that benefits the rich and well-paid. Facebook is probably giving them tax-free money which becomes theirs if they don’t use it for health reasons.

Michael Barbarich

Born and raised in the U.P. grew up in Escanaba, went to school in Marquette. I'm both proud of, and horrified by, the roots that I have there. Yoopers are fucking scary, eh.

Hector Jaime

Um, I believe it’s Floss Latinxxx

Connor Sullivan

Disclosure is parodied in (wait for it) Dan Harmon's "Community"

take5™

the most gay dad energy they shown since biden got elected, u love to see it

Steve Colacurcio

does anyone have a link to the facebook healthcare video? i cant find it anywhere

Bababooey

Lmao, I listened to the most recent episode before this one, where Felix mentions flosslatino being too much for America and I no joke thought it was an actual left wing candidate he was talking about that I searched Flausentino thinking it was a last name

concernedmom420

This is a top 5 episode tbh, one of the peaks of post-bernie chapo