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574 - Bovine University (11/8/21) (Patreon)

Published:
2021-11-09 03:49:58
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2026-06

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We spend the top half of the show talking about new satanic panics and everyone in this country suffering from self-inflicted Havana Syndrome. Then some lighter stuff, like Joe Biden shidding and farding on European royalty, and Bari Weiss’s new University of Forbidden Knowledge.

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Eye Twenty-Six

Why is Felix actually moved to tears

kelsey

Felix sounds like he has a cold. Is it me or does everybody now have a cold.

jules

complete failure in research if you read ANY vigilant citizen you’d know it’s the record labels doing it

jules

IT IS LIVENATION!!!!!

Colin Helpio

The pod just started and you guys are already fighting :/ stop guys

Bababooey

I have Havana Syndrome, plz pray for me. The Cuban Jewish Lizard sonic weapons are too much for my flubby and jiggly god bod, they're making me have diarrhea every 2 hours

Taylor Pence

Witness my glorious shidding and farding

T

Biden's going to prolapse his anus on the Japanese prime minister's lap.

Post Void

Jeffrey Epstein is so last season for child sacrificing satanists, I want that Solent Green Travis Scott Big Mac (too soon?)

swervegriffin

Bovine Bari Weiss, Bovine Bari Weiss, Where are you? Jews are being oppressed in New York. It’s worse than Kishinev! It’s worse than Kristallnacht!! It’s worse than Auschwitz!!! Bovine Bari, we need you. (Of course, she’s too busy writing her new best-selling comic book on how she was oppressed at the NY Times, while shining her silver “fuck-me” shoes and Gypsy earrings for her next interview with Cool Jake Tapper.)

Kate Baldwin

As someone from Texas, I'm so tired. This state is already a shit show and now a new breed of assholes keep moving here.

Bababooey

UATX? Fucking sounds like a supermax prison. Is Munger going to fund and design the cube prison dorms? He better, lmao

Patrick Holt

Barney needs to be held accountable. If that's the standard of Bari Weiss's writing, it proves that you don't need intelligence to prosper in rightwing media. It proves it so much it proves you need to have low intelligence to be in rightwing media. Or to believe all their bullshit fairytales about America, Israel, Market economics etc.

Vincent Utah

The barbaric hell hole Utah would become without MLM’s already exists. It’s called southern Idaho. You want to see what Mormons look like when they’re down in the shits? Drive through Pocatello, or literally any small town between Logan and Rexburg.

Gengeros

Dem partisans saying they were never woke may just be a week’s worth of headlines. I mean all they got is idpol at this point. I mean what are they gonna run on other than that? They literally have nothing.

Yeahman

Hell yeah dude

Jeff Martin

Not everyone is as privileged as I am. They have never heard the track Ivy Lab - Rain Fire

Jeff Martin

On the for real I have schizo-affective bipolar disorder and I just fuck around taking art classes and smoking weed. I'm schizophrenic and bipolar and collect my social security check and coast through life the best I can.

Jeff Martin

One of the best friends I ever had has no legs and is black, had a way rougher life than me if I had to guess. Makes like 800 a month

Bababooey

Lmao, you sound like this guy who's in a discord I'm always in

Jessica S

As a mom that lives in a suburb, I can attest that suburban moms with political agendas are the worst. The. Worst.

William

The open is all I want the show to be anymore

Gengeros

Current American politics is basically just boomer suburbanites arguing over Facebook memes as black rock privatizes all housing. Meanwhile, the millennials and zoomers are either turning alt right and reading the siege and the turner diaries and preparing for some kind of race, meanwhile the other side is either former socdem turned maoists or so apolitical and beaten down they can’t think outside npc script.

Gengeros

Further proof we need a cultural Revolution in America.

Besand

Great ‘sode

J P 3

I meant to apply to the University of Texas at Austin, but I think I accidentally applied to the "University of Austin in Texas". Does it have at least have an athletics program?

Post Void

As someone who has driven himself insane years ago by frequenting 4chan Paranormal, top class schizo-posting in this ep. Great bonus at the end too!

Gengeros

Would be nice if they actually taught actual history of even us history in schools. Like take the civil war. So much stuff was left out of us history class, like Russia sending its navy to New York City to protect the union from the British intervention in 1863 because the tsar at the time had emancipated the serfs. Or Count Adam Gurowski? Or Fredrick Douglas calling the cause of abolitionism in the south was overwhelmingly female? Or the German America immigrants who served overwhelmingly in the union army and won various key battle, especially early on in the west. Or George Henry Thomas or David Farragut?

Brandon

Real insomnia hours new Chapo lets gooooo

Bababooey

Moms Against Mom's in America (MAMA)

Lulu

teachers have a hard enough time teaching the basic events of history and getting students to absorb all that information. Those little details are interesting but the focus is on a survey of the topic.

BaeOfPigs

Really disappointed to hear Felix make fun of dressing up like Dracula, especially this soon after Halloween. Playboi Carti, Bela Lugosi, Kevin D. Williamson, etc. What do they all have in common? That’s right, they’re all cool and dress like Dracula!

Ligma

I love sick felix

Trout Mask Original

For real. Dad, dad, and dad stop fighting! You're frightening the children!

Aaron Slater

What are the chances we get a guest appearance from the ETID guys to the show on December 8th...

aKg

Felix articulated my biggest fear that this plain is simply a hell that will repeat the same 30 years over and over into infinity. I often feel like we’re stuck in the same conversations we were having 30 years ago and I really hope we’re not having the same conversations when I’m 60

Leon Shield

Damn you guys! You made me spit out my ham. I’m trying to keto this month. I have to go to work.

Kasz

He's Jewish you racist

Mr. Lobotomy

What would we do without Felix’s musings?

Kasz

"He doesn't have the courage to smoke meth. At all."

Christian Perron

Who were they talking about when they said she ran Steve Bannons campaign and said “I do better with white people?

blackFFillip

"No less removéd from policy"

Nobody

Hillary

Isaac Jones

While I do respect barney a lot for his innovative early work, nobody gives Oscar the Grouch proper credit for his work as the fabled Fifth Teletubbie

Kasz

🎼I fuck you, you fuck me, we're a fucking family🎶

Daffy

That is why most leftists are dead by age 65.

Noé

This is like top 5 cold opens in the whole show. Was so glad for the extension at the end of the episode

Moazam Khan

What is the thin purple dude reference?

BaeOfPigs

I think there was a period where Bowie was the “thin white duke”? Idk I love his music but I’m not into Bowie lore so no one yell at me

Brendan Carrion

So stoked for my MA in Leadership. You know, I'm a little bit of a leader myself.

Huge Logo

Great episode 👏

Ben L

Dune ep when

Camille Shultz

Matt on American Prestige talking Dune last week

Mark Schneider

I'm applying at Bovine for a degree in Being Offended by the Left and Twitter Studies, with a specialty in Netanyahu Semiotics Subsidies.

T

This is all just the baby boomers dying of both syphilis and liver disease. They’re gonna die soon, way earlier than we expected. Politics will be totally ignored by the American public by 2028.

Jon W

You can't dunk on Texas this regularly without at least doing a show down here. Come face us, you cowards.

T

Matt talked about Dune briefly on a recent Cushvlog... Either the most recent or second most recent Cushvlog. He thinks that the legacy of the Lynch movie forced them to make some bad decisions in the new one, like the Baron being so subdued.

Brian

Preacher, Satan is real too

T

As BaeOfPigs said, it's a Bowie reference. During Bowie's Thin White Duke period, he got cocaine psychosis and became a Nazi or pretended to become a Nazi.

Julie Baxter

Got the fuck out of Austin just in time.

T

December 8th is a Wednesday. AEW Dynamite is on Wednesdays. Andy Williams from ETID wrestles for AEW. Dynamite will be in Long Island on December 8th. I don't know whether this makes it more or less likely.

Nathan

They're going to run on working with republicans to build highways and also republicans are fascists that tried to do a coup. Elect Dems so they can continue to work hard with republican and also keep republicans from doing fascism.

etienne

chapo as a whole needs more bullshit but I would say not this *specific* bullshit. is my opinion.

Logan

Thin purple duke? Can someone explain? It sounded funny

Robert Daniel Pickard

Maybe a reference to David Bowie's Thin White Duke alter-ego/stage character?

Spencer T Slattery

I knew “management and leadership” majors at Portland State University, though none could read at the level that might engender in them an admiration of Stinker Pedo Pinker.

Clarp Blarpkiss

It *might* be a FNAF reference, coming from Felix, but I'm not sure

AKorgar

Joseph Weydemeyer, former Prussian military officer who served in the Union Army and was one of the first American Marxists ever, personal friend of Karl Marx

T

Bowie had a persona called The Thin White Duke. During the period when he was using that persona, he had cocaine psychosis and became a Nazi (temporarily).

Patrick Reilly

I predict the Bovine U will Not go away and will become me a major harbor of active cultures. A Liberty U without the burden of dogma, a history of extremely obvious racism and bowing to a community of religious zealots.

Gregory

We want more hats

T

Ignoring the burden of the dogma, extremely obvious racism, and religious zealotry of Bari Weiss. Most if not all of the board of directors has at least one of those too: Andrew Sullivan, Niall Ferguson, Stephen Pinker, David Mamet... Worst of all, though, is that it's full of Epstein's friends. Professors already fuck their straight-out-of-highschool students, but imagine a private university run by pedophiles...

orc

Colbert level opening riff

orc

Great hat though

Derwood

“Enterprise Leadership” is literally a BA degree you can get at the University of Iowa. Not that I’d know, I didn’t like get duped into pursuing that degree and drop out like 3 credits from graduation. Just heard of it.

etienne

I love the concept that they're creating a new special university in order to Discover the Unvarnished Truth without any Preconceptions like they're going to rebuilt mathematics back up from set theory and their cursus is like "how to make friends and influence people". Awesome

T

During Bowie's Thin White Duke period, he became a Nazi or pretended to be a Nazi, sig heiling and stuff. The implication is that Barney had a Nazi period.

Seanzy

Whats the big deal with being an atheist with chapo? New listener heard them bash Chris Hitchens and Sam Harris in this regard. Is it the new Atheists?

Kasz

With a minor in Rich Dad Poor Dad

etienne

because those guys all immediately pivoted to being Incredibly Racist Against Muslim as an ideological framework.

etienne

as we all know business schools across the country are under intense attack from woke sjw crt mobs who try to get profs fired for pushing ideologically motivated lies such as "revenue - expenses = profit"

Chloe Cameron

The Barney bit should win an Emmy honestly.

take5™

never in my life i thought i would hear someone rep ivy lab in a chapo patreon comments section. high respect to ya jeff <3

take5™

he should do both

take5™

dont worry, again, there will absolutely no one under the age of 30 enrolling to UATX. cant think of a single one

JD

Don’t eat the yellow wallpaper

Andrew Criscione

Wokeness was never an intentional movement, it was just elite overproduction and elite jockeying, which, as has always been the case, means a heavy uptick in antisemitism. When the frontier recedes, the ruling "race" of empire dissolves back into tribal ethnic identities, see Yugoslavia.

Alexandr

Lowtax is dead. He has transcended and now is No Tax.

Bogdan

lmao

Elliot Matheny

They seem to mainly rip on atheist edge lords, both of the Harris/ Hitchens/ Maher reactionary types as well as online edgelords. I don’t think they have anything against regular, chill atheists.

paperedcuts

I heard an old guy in a confederate mask say “let’s go Brandon” behind me on a plane last week…only he failed and said “way to go Brandon” instead lmao

oooeeeooo

Hey Brenden, come over here.

etienne

claims to be pro-life bottom text