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575 - Eternal Affairs (11/11/21) (Patreon)

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2021-11-12 04:07:56
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2026-06

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We review Marvel’s The Eternals. That’s the one with Kingo in it.

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Keyan

Amber has some weird takes lol

William

First? After all this time?

Zach Pierce

No you’re computer lied and your not first

Felipe Feliciano

The mad lads actually did it. Still probably won't watch it but respect.

Zach Pierce

First. Fiiiiii-nuh-leeeee

orc

All my favorite characters, like Kingo, Cersei and Sprite

Absolute Unit

kinda lame we get an eternals ep and not a dune ep. i wanna get spicepilled EDIT: when i say i want them to talk about dune, i mostly mean its stories, its themes etc. not just on the quality of the movie

werp

is Dasha in this movie

Dyyyyylan

The Eternals? It should have been called The Weeks!

TimBob RN

PSA from your friendly Socialist Nurse. Get vaccinated you dingus! For your health ! Most public health clinics offer flu and Covid vaccines. RSV is running rampant in CA. Be sure you and your close ones are washing hands, wearing masks and isolating appropriately, Be mindful of contamination. Stay healthy friends. Universal Single Payer Healthcare Now!

Major Powers

Bring Virgil back for more Call of Cthulu. I only heard the first 4 episodes, hopefully Matt didn't cut his own head off in the last two.

Major Powers

Lol suck it, a kid can dream can't he?

Dontmindme27

Ambers back exclusively for movie reviews and union interviews

Des Mosome

Dumbs of dumbo. Hell or High Water. Check it.

Evan Pitkin

A nice chill movie episode. Thank you guys.

Nation Garza

I'm so grateful to have more Amber lately, but also PLEASE GIVE US A FUCKING DUNE EP CHAPO!

The Mad Mango

I’m trying to imagine who this comment is for.

The Mad Mango

Some people soyface for Marvel movies. Me, a patrician? I soyface for people clowning on Marvel movies. Though I’ll be honest, Infinity War is great. Not “20 mediocre movies to get here” great, but I genuinely was impressed by the craft of it all and the bleak ending. Honestly, if Marvel just stuck to 1 movie a year instead of the insane rate they crank shit out, I’d probably be pretty into it. As it is, I hate how they give their movies no time to breathe.

Bob Duvall

Dick Cheney got acting chops. Really the only choice for Baron Harkonnen

Dingus Khan

This is the first blockbuster movie written by an a. i. change my mind.

Dingus Khan

Felt hollow af but somehow checked all the “boxes”

David Browm

All four women that listen to this podcast want to take care of sick Felix

Shimosanz (Brian Sanchez)

Matt knowing that Mercy is a healer took me out. Was not expecting to hear that.

Luke Reid

If Amber wants to see Don Lee in a good movie then Train To Busan is what she should watch

William

I want to use my first comment wish to demand more of the progressive mispronunciation of names

Thom

It's Amber!

T

king, go off.

Dontmindme27

right? they dont talk about politics anymore, might as well review movies

Garth Hillsborough

yo is amber groggy cause of her booster? i dunno if she mentioned it

Stolzie

Dune is perfect Biden-era fluff: a principled man will fight the deceptive baddies. He does this by literally doing nothing to earn his position and everybody who helps is in background.

Shimosanz (Brian Sanchez)

Soyfacing at komm susser tod as the outro. Everybody watch End of Eva RIGHT NOW.

Walker Sigmon

Can Felix inject some ivermectin into his jugular or something? It’s painful to listen to

Jonathan lees

I’m glad I’m too old for this

calvin kilby

What a huge nothing of a film

Alexander Fuchs

Nice shout-out to Masaki Kobayashi by Matt and an incredible blunder by Mr movie mindset calling Carl Theodor Dreyer "Dresser" wtf do better

Juji Gatame

I too love Barry Keoghan since The Killing of a Sacred Deer but that's nit enough to masks me want to watch Eternals

Gavin O'Connor

Noo. I thought chapo had stopped doing these

Kyle Sargent

Can you guys do an ep about Dan pena?

Yeahman

Unga bunga me want oil hat

Dante

Chloé Zhao is also the daughter of a famous Chinese comedian, once again showing China is right about being anti celebrate Failchild

ADIFT

Felix carrying the show again with the only bit that had effort put in ahead of time

Michael S. Judge

Movies? Mindset? I see no reason these two should not be joined forever in holy matrimony

James Barron

This is my favourite episode in ages. The gom jabbar kumail nanjiani bit had me lolling.

D.O.D

EH I reckon all the boys probably liked the movie, or at least have enough fondness for the source material, that they wouldn't get an hour out of clowning on it. DUNC is good

D.O.D

actually it's fine cinema fluff

McNuggie

Sounds like Felix has been eating way too much pussy. R. I. P.

IHaveHemorrhoids

Felix, why are you still so romantic about your days finding expensive Opanas? We live in the age of fentanyl. If you ever wanted to find that high again, you certainly could. Hell if you buy bulk poppy seeds and are clever, you don't even need to buy opiates off the dark market to have a good time. On a certain level I get the nostalgia because I'm nostalgic for the days of pure heroin being readily available while I was in my early days of using (I'm clean now). Good luck with that now. Sorry all. When I start thinking of opiates it gets me going. Time to cool the jets before I get any ideas.

Chetzmom

The Celestials, Deviants and Eternals all sound dumb. Why are they bothering ti save us? Some Earthlings are by nature greedy and self destructive, in a higher number than Non-sociopathic Earthlings. I think AHS s.10 part 2 had it right. In the finale, Valiant Thor the Android says humans don't deserve Earth, so they're fired. The Big Eye Aliens, Lizard People and Cute Hybids are the GOOD GUYS! We are the lazy, selfish assholes who shit everywhere and expect a Good Soul Award cuz we adopt special needs dogs. My daughter saw Eternals and said, " It's like Gossip Girl without the trashy fun. It's boring and I didn't like or hate anyone enough to care. Don't waste your time, Mom." Seems like sound advice.

Mr. Lobotomy

As always, thanks for watching comic book movies so we don’t have to. Good to hear from you Amber, hope you’re well.

Daniel Comiskey

When you have episodes like Amber Frost in them, you can't lose.

helvetica.hottie

What's up Amber! Nice to hear from you again!

T

Then it mysteriously became Argentinian in 1945.

Professor B

This new guest amber was cool they should have her on more.

D. Elwood

watch Bad Guys, South Korean dudes rock excellence with the Gilgamesh guy

Josh Walker

So it's Bloodborne but shit

Danny

Dammit I was missing 1 or 2 of the Danger Room cards!

Ian Priest

Plague-Felix soundin' like Liz Franczak. Get better king

otis

Aermber <3

orc

AHH AMBER WE STAN!!

dumbcube

I dont understand a single joke Matt makes in this.

beats_on_repeat

Chapo has been pretty good lately but it's so much better with Amber

Ben L

Ambers take on Chinese “poc” rules lol that shit drives me fucking bonkers

Ben L

No one else engaged because of the association with a certain man

Nobody

Felix mentioned Beast Wars and the Celestial guy was voiced by David Kaye who did Beast Wars Megatron

meow meow

“Komm süsser tod” from the end of evangelion

meow meow

It all returns to nothing it all keeps tumbling down tumbling down tumbling down

Zack Burke

Isn't dead Giant Rei/ Lilith all enthralled and floating in the Sea of Japan a fucking horrifying sight? That's my only takeaway from the Eternals- That Evangelion was really good.

Friend of Pangolin

Love it every time someone works a 30 Rock reference into the comments.

Ryan Pearce

Villains have the same plan as Jupiter Ascending?

T

Beast Wars is better for adult viewers than MCU movies are. They had a whole Hamlet episode: https://dai.ly/x5ve0dj

Alejo

Bzzzzt KINGO

Alejo

FACTS, I need Matt to give me a big brain take on the bene Gesserit

Nobody

And characters stayed dead

The Mad Mango

I think if you can appreciate the craft that goes into an effects-driven action movie (e.g. Terminator 2), and an ensemble cast movie (for some reason It's a Mad Mad...World is the first thing that comes to mind), Infinity War is pretty great. Like yeah, of course it's fluff, that's literally what you come to these movies for. But there's a villain with dramatic gravitas, the action/SFX-heavy scenes are interesting, the storyline manages to juggle about a dozen (I'm guessing) characters coherently, the musical score is excellent. I think it's a pretty impressive movie that doesn't get enough credit because it was billed as a masturbatory fan-service culmination of a middling yet hegemonic series. Ultimately Endgame was that masturbatory fan-service movie, while Infinity War was more dark and interesting, and even somewhat self-contained (I have no issue with unhappy endings). We'll see if time vindicates my opinion, but I think Infinity War is the only MCU movie worth seeing just completely on its own, simply just for the craft and construction. Though perhaps the more realistic prediction is that in about 20 years the zoomers are going to hold the entire Avengers era of the MCU as a great achievement of cinema. The MCU isn't bad enough to not hold up as an adult, which probably means that people who grew up with these movies are going to have a wellspring of fondness for them.

Gareth Lyons

I was waiting for ye to mention Pip the Troll voiced by Patton Oswalt. :(

Dan

You guys know you don’t have to do these eps.. like 5 mins tops. Come on.

Ed Dietz

Is Felix on a ventilator? Get well soon, Kid!

Shimosanz (Brian Sanchez)

Uh I think they just didn’t respond because none of them play overwatch (besides maybe Felix) and had no idea what he was talking about.

chapotraphouse

beast wars also had a plot in the later seasons where megatron was using information from the voyager golden disk (??) to shape the evolutionary destiny of prehistoric humanity. So, several parallels where Beast Wars is still the superior entertainment product.

Jon W

Have the Chapos ever reviewed Evangelion? I know Will has a soft spot for it. Would love to hear Amber's take.

Kay White

"it's like if lisa frank did the predator" amber i am begging you to please stop trying to make this movie sound good

take5™

a film about the world's nerdiest losers causing the apocalypse by accident and having to become superheroes in order to save everyone from what they started? sorry man i already was a fan of homestuck since i was 13 and i am no longer afraid to admit that i still love it. plus i can read all of it for free right now on my laptop and i dont have to pay $20 just to even stream it in my own house. fuck u disney i never needed ya!!

take5™

much respect to the dry boyz + amber for sitting thru this shit cuz i dont think i could at this point. lost the one remaining strand of faith i had with the post-credits of venom 2.

Of course

Can't stress enough how much I appreciate these Chapos taking the bullet so I don't have to watch this stuff.

Breakaway

Felix sounds like he’s struggling to turn off the Lou Perltzman voice.

Null_null

I’m a little piggy and I love this slop. I wish we had three hours of this.

Aaron Christmas

Thanks for reminding me to finish the Eva rebuild series

Gengeros

Look we are fucked, really fucked atm. Might as well enjoy the ride. Either we crash and all die, or we crash and rebuild. Either way we are headed towards crash.

Poppy Chulo

I want Amber to be my girlfriend.

take5™

i think this is becoming a nightmare on elm street 2 kinda situation; the evil soul of lou perltzman is taking over felix's body. somebody help him

Bobby Volcano

The only movie that gets "all-powerful aliens checking in on Earth" right is Star Trek 4 where the aliens are only interested in talking to whales and the human filth is to be wiped from existence once it's discovered the whales are extinct.

Dan

Glorious workers’ cooperative Chapo Trap House doesn’t have sick days?

Kasz

Felix used them all up on sleeping in

William Beamish

"Chinese people from China aren't POC" - Amber

KingKirbyTheNewGod

Great another episode where they just go "Marvel bad duhhhh" for an hour+ real interesting and fun stuff guys

Alec Whitmore

It all returns to nothing It just keeps tumbling down Tumbling down, tumbling down

Chris Dobson

I was furious when they credited Jack Kirby's worst creation to that alliterative huckster!

Julie Baxter

Y'all are brilliant and make me laugh when everything is so fucked up.

Julie Baxter

The Coke Pepsi Wars would have resulted in total annihilation.

james

I was surprised at how many different anabolic compounds they knew about while bashing Kumail

Hank Single

Anyone know what that song at the back is?

Declan Kennedy

My favourite part of this very funny episode is how everyone sounds like they have covid

Ben L

Shut up Anglo

Poppy Chulo

I'm glad someone is doing it. The love that shit franchise gets is unbelievable.

Lulu

Am I the only one who never watches the movies they talk about but still listens?

Loco Lobo

I think I like the nation of catholicism joke way too much

THEKILLERWHALE

I try to put Cobra on at least 2-3 times a week.

etienne

wanted to go see Dune in Imax but it got bumped off by this so I had to go to normal theatre. congress should use antitrust to split up Marvel into 178 sub-companies. because of this.

Blake Patraw

that is such bullshit I can't believe they did that lol

Blake Patraw

i feel you, is that user name from the opiate days ? bc lets just say it's rare i take a non excruciating shit and im a lil fetty head myself. though the last month or so it has been goddamn impossible to find lately, so literally yesterday i did the opposite switch that most make and tried tar for the first time, let me say, absolutely disgusting and not as good as what im used to lol, that is all

Blake Patraw

oh my god felix's voice :(( poor lil guy

etienne

mf's laugh sounds like a chew toy

etienne

the last Chapo Movie i watched after the fact was Hypernormalization

Blake Patraw

like i get why he hasn't been around the last couple weeks now that sounds terrible

Aardvark 4corn

So the plot is nerds reinvented Hinduism?

take5™

seriously there is no better time to get into Homestuck then now as we approach the end times in our always-online era, either to return to or experience for the first time. it is legitimately better to read as an adult then as a kid. and u can download all of it from here, for free, with all the flash animations intact: https://bambosh.github.io/unofficial-homestuck-collection/ i might as well also bring up another fav apocalyptic webcomic of mine, the Tryslmaistan trilogy (Unicorn Jelly / Pastel Defender Heliotrope / To Save Her) by Jennifer Diane Reitz, which i might even like even better then Homestuck. a bit more adult and less Online, much more philosophically deeper and emotionally realistic, a giant multigenerational tale in the vein of Cloud Atlas or the Dune saga. i rlly think more people should give it a shot. http://jenniverse.com/

Vincent Utah

Closing this shit out with the cursed EVA suicide song was fucking twisted.

Slik Smoothie

Ayo somebody get my boy Felix a double cup I know he sick

Chris

Komm, Susser Tod from the Evangelion soundtrack

Chris

The Earth-parasite plot point reminds me more of Lavos from Chrono Trigger than Evangelion.

Hank Single

Thanks, I figured the source, but had one of those 'wait, how do I phrase this search?' roadblocks in my head and couldnt get past it. Much obliged!

Andrew E Houston

The plot to this movie sounds like the worst Dr. Who episode I've ever seen.

etienne

i watched a couple late eps recently just to see where the show is at and it blew my mind that it basically has soy dialogue now. and a third of the eps are stable timeloops.

Dan

Rather see an ep on the terrible Comedy Central celebrity roasts. Those are so fucked

Daniel Slivers

darkest dungeon did this plot twist much better

JazzWolf

Can Felix please shut the fuck up and please get some Robitussin

Gareth Lyons

yeah except it was the right thing when Doc and the gang decided not to terminate so you gotta give it to Infernals there!

Jacob Stevens

Listening to the start of them describing the plot I'm thinking "oh this is like Eva" then at the end will makes the explicit comparison. Have they done a NGE episode? I feel like Matt would love it due to his staunch anti-gaming/anime stance

Emry

This is Dune erasure

Andy Cassidy

Are you angry because you don't feel there's enough positive Marvel coverage or because you think there's nothing (negative) left to say about the films???

KingKirbyTheNewGod

It's just not particularly interesting listening to them talk about it for an hour+ I don't care if you do or don't like them but if you don't why do you care so much. The unfortunate reality of these movies is it's keeping theaters alive. Unfortunately you're not gonna get a packed theater for a Wes Anderson movie

mad turtle

Somebody remember to make amber snort some Vyvanse before getting in the movie episodes

etienne

me when the Daleks start flying: "they fly now?!"

Louis Sobol

Felix’s voice is insanely lubricated in this, holy shit. bruh sounds schlittered.. good ep

IHaveHemorrhoids

Lol yes Blake in part that's from the using days. Feels like how I'd imagine passing a kidney stone would feel, except on the other side Sorry you had to go the tar route man. I started my use in the Midwest so when I was using real heroin it was Midwestern gray. Powdery stuff that tasted slightly sweet but also had an incredibly noticeable and distinct drip. I'm still romantic about those days

TheSingleE

"Everybody is unique and special"

J.P. McD.

"a principled man will fight the deceptive baddies. He does this by literally doing nothing to earn his position" - the reason it's great is because it's fully aware of this, Paul is high on his own supply just like Lawrence of Arabia (which also rocks). Also little touches like "he will know their ways" - but this is because he studied the holograms in his room for hours, not because of innate messiah magic.

J.P. McD.

also this episode was hilarious, much better content than them saying they liked Dune. I don't understand left podcast fan desire to hear the pods say nice things about good movies tbh

J.P. McD.

I listened to the Post episode, watched and liked it, then listened again (it was still funny to hear them make fun of it). This one I left in the feed until I actually saw it

J.P. McD.

it's coming back

Shake zula

my COVID/traumatized drug addict/realizing selling my soul to be a marketer in a capitalist hellhole I feel no connection to period coincided with my first watching of EVA and FUCK dude it's a brilliant song choice that I don't really want to hear more of lol

Shake zula

this definitely isn't the first time it has come up and they ended an episode with this song but I haven't seen a full episode on it