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588 - Kill Bill feat. Stavros Halkias (12/28/21) (Patreon)

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2021-12-29 01:11:15
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2026-06

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Stav’s back for an end-of-the-year round of relationship advice. We analyze Madison Cawthorn’s failed relationship, answer Dear Prudie questions, and look at a NYT op-ed about how it’s normal and cool to hate your husband.

All things Stavvy at https://stavvy.biz/

Tickets for our Southern tour are on sale over at chapotraphouse.com/live

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ScottB

Hell yeah dude

T

FORST

Taylor Borie

Damn. I wish he was still doing Stavvy solves your problems

David Ramirez

awesome episode, just listened to the entire thing

Mark

Hell yeah Stavy baby!!! LFG

graeme walker

Madison Cawthorne seems to be the evil american version of Rick Hansen

Alex B

STAVVY BABY 👏👏👏 also I'm gay

IHaveHemorrhoids

I'm gonna have to listen to this cackling monster a 3rd time this week?! He's taking over my podverse!

Graham Mitchell

Damn Stav drove back from the cabin just to be on the show....true commitment

Carry-hunt

Hilarious that stav doesn’t know who Madison Cawthorn is but is able to describe his situation perfectly

Stormy_Ramone

She's aging into the MILF category, so she just turned 22.

John Campbell

The misery is only beginning. Havrilesky is rolling this out as a book in the new year.

Martin Ross

It’s a Stavvy episode 😇

james

Stav has eaten more blue chews than there are grains of rice left on Earth

Thom

New chapo on my birthday? Ay dat's nice

Stephen

Stavvy BB, you’ll kill it as the John Madden of fucking. Just drawing those Xs and Os on everyone’s sex-tapes

Shake zula

normally I'm kinda bummed when Felix isn't around but damn this Stavros dude tight af

Major bit me

Cum town is for old people who giggle whenever they hear the words pussy or faggot

Nolan

Could I make a career out of doing a Madison Cawthorn

owen

hey it's the siouxsie and the banshees cover, nice

AbeLinkin

People who get offended by that podcast watch CNN unironically

Dick Van Sexel

So when do tix for the west coast part of the tour go on sale?

Isaac R.

Love the Siouxsie transition

Tom Joad

Chapo, stavvy, talking about pussy eating Hitch? I'm in.

Cole

im straight and my dick is large

Virus

Lfg

Bobby Volcano

Holy wow that reading series. Year-end Stav ep podcasting technique is unstoppable

Patrick Holt

Who said marriage was suppsed to be all sweetness and light? That's a bourgeois consumerist fairytale. Marriage is supposed to be a binding commitment with someone you like enough to stick with, and a work which institutionalises love that mere brain chemistry cannot sustain. You've got to bin the romance novel garbage.

Julia

I love you, Stav 💗

Dave Clarke

convinced that article is some kind of dom/sub kink thing and the husband is getting off on it

Jessica S

There are too many columnists in the world.

Ben L

Hell yeh dude

Jessica S

Wtf, that poor husband. He wants to drink his coffee before doing his laundry? What a fucking monster. I’m skeptical that this is even a true story, or if it is it’s satire that he helped draft. On the other hand, she *is* a columnist and being blind to their own faults is a required qualification. Dude needs to either leave her or passive aggressively fuck as many people on the side and sip that coffee with a sly grin. What a bitch.

Vincent Utah

If someone published an op-ed like that about me, I would bust too.

Ben L

Shut up bit ch

Ben L

Actually love is p dope

Jessica S

Oh and I think she gave away the game at the end, when it is in the child-less moments that she’s like “hey, I like you.” Kids are the thing you have to block out if you want your marriage to survive. Leave them home next time, kick them out of the house more often, or at least ban them from your bedroom, lol. That’s the self care you’re looking for.

Bob Duvall

Strikes 1 and 2 brother

Robert Cullimore

That last letter about can’t getting his mrs to bust was lil’ Ben Shapiro wasn’t it

BaeOfPigs

Somehow, someway, Stav needs to be on an episode with Žižek. Will be manifesting this until it happens

Lulu

I use a wheelchair and I am pro-ableism for awful people like Madison Cawthorne. He should be pushed down a stairwell.

Shake zula

FUCK YOU CHAPO NOW I GOT "SHE HATES ME" STUCK IN MY HEAD

Nobody

Oh nice the fat guy who laughs like a dolphin is here

Nobody

Cum Town is far more cringe than any liberal podcast or show

IHaveHemorrhoids

"I'm gonna need to see a picture of this man's penis, I'll tell you that much"

god listens

wrong answers only, why do we think Felix is “unavailable”?

Vincent Utah

Nahh Lil Benny would never care about getting someone off besides himself. That would be working for someone else’s benefit, which is basically communism.

Jenny K

Prior engagement with a woman.

Jake Zydek

holy shit stav is hilarious when he doesn't have to contend with nick to get a word in edge-wise

Major bit me

People who like that podcast unironically need to start searching for retirement homes within their budget

sensorsweep

"... last weekend, I became legally wed to a man of great courage and optimism, a man whose courage and optimism perhaps outweigh his good sense. For it is a somber and weighty thing, making a commitment to a woman of my temperament and sensibility, a woman who not only insists on watching every minute of every hour of every season of "The Amazing Race," until cancellation shall we part..." "TV engrosses our minds and souls so that the awkward gestures, rambling anecdotes and offensive smells of those around us become less obvious. Instead, we're shackled by a steady flow of diversions. TV is the force that binds the family, if not the galaxy, together." https://www.salon.com/2006/05/21/hippies/

T

I seriously don't get when people say that Stav isn't funny on Cum Town. Feels like I'm being gaslit. I think he's just as talented as Nick, but his talents and general shape are more broad.

T

It's Jewish pon farr.

Joseph Mabrey

Very excited that my friend Stav is on the podcast. Also, I'm a gay man.

dead loser

Anyone trying to get their girlfriend into Chapo, I'm sure this is the episode that'll win them over.

Jenny K

PickMe girls would love this episode.

BureaucracyNow

Stav the absolute champ of “yes and-ing” the most hilariously depraved shit

Johnny B

This may be the first time a plug for a show was actually coming to my city (Houston) in time for me to buy a ticket. Can't wait for Stav to steal my wife!

Clarp Blarpkiss

I missed my chance to say "Help me, stepresentative! ;A;" when the nancy pelosi boob memes went around. I'm not missing this chance with Madison Cawthorn.

Johnny B

Sorry about your marriage my dude

Kevin

There is something almost heartwarming about the knowledge that for their absolute indifference towards the suffering of the poor and work class, the middle-classes are doomed by the cosmos to bloodless relationships within their little PMC terrariums. The fact that they are denied happiness in their comfort is truly a gift from Allah.

Will

Great sound design

danny

was that the siouxie and the banshees dear prudence?

Mr. Lobotomy

more Stavy Baby on the show please, he's one of the best comedians out there

Shauna Seroquel

Yes! It's not The Beatles version lol, I wouldn't have recognized it!!

Shauna Seroquel

Nope! Listen again! The intro to the Beatles is a long fade in, the tempos are way different, and Siouxsie is cooler.

Xinic5

Fail

Xinic5

Animal Crossing is a girl game?!?! HOW DARE YOU SIR!

Ellen Harold

Something that might be relevant. In my college days I dated or socialized with a lot of children of academics from prestigious universities and had occasion to visit their professor parents’ houses or meet the them in restaurants. I can tell you that a lot of these professor parents were exactly as described here. The kind of person who could empty a room, as the saying goes. It’s a deformation professionell. Just think about some you may have met and imagine having to sit through dinner let alone having to eat with some of them.

PawngWater

I wanna be adopted by Stavvy so we can go to the chinese buffet together.

A Loon

Heather H. (NY article lady) is Poly Esther from suck.com back in the web 1.0 days - has been sucked down the domestic rabbit hole for decade + now, hopefully this column is her equivalent of hitting bottom.

Harry

It's always weird to hear stav or Adam separate from daddy nick

Ozzie

The Australian vacation article was amazing

Christopher Price

apparently he thinks it's hilarious. dude's a cuck either way.

Jocelyn

Ay stavs back carful I might laugh- me the average chapo patron

Jim McKenna

So, Danny Bonaduce changed his name to Stavros? This whole episode sucked. Why on earth do they bring in a fucking morning zoo DJ? And sitting in for Felix? Ridiculous.

etienne

I was feeling kinda down and the chapos came through with a great little shitpost ep. thank you, I needed that

Andrew Locke

Episode very funny, Stavros is better than all of you at this haha.

_H_

does anyone know the music at 17 mins great ep

chris dray

for the women in the NYT column, i figured out the problem: wherever you go, you're there

T

It's Siouxsie and the Banshees covering "Dear Prudence" by The Beatles.

Dan

No one is more PMC than that woman who wrote the NYT op Ed.

Dan

The OpEd woman is like pinnacle PMC— then writes it all in the nyt about how her heart is just complete black and she plainly married this poor fuck for the prestige of marrying a professor and power he holds with the weakest possible concept of what it is to love a person. This needs to be its own movie. Like gone girl but instead of being badass she is a pathetic PMC white woman.

blackFFillip

I unsubbed from Cum Town a few months ago. It kinda dragged on me. But Stavvie killed it here, sprayed my keyboard with martini. All-time great episode.

etienne

love too put on my best leisure suit and fix myself a martini before sitting down at the gaming computer chair to listen to the comedy politics podcast

Jim McKenna

No, that episode sucked balls. If you will laugh at that you will laugh at anything.

TheSingleE

i love describing a scene of my children and husband having a magical vacation experience and sharing a loving moment as a family and i'm just there absolutely seething about bird shit

Jocelyn

Its not ur thing that's fair but we all know Felix would give his left nut to have his autism b cumtown level funny

AKorgar

Stavvy is a gem, baby

AKorgar

Cum Town can be pretty funny but it's not my bag. But whenever Stavros is on Chapo he's always funny as fuck.

AKorgar

Wouldn't that be awful, if you just laughed easily in life so you were just laughing and happy all the time. What a nightmare

Chuck

This was an awesome episode. Stavie cracks me up!

Kerri

Check out Stavvy Solves Your Problems on YT

_H_

thank u

Ben L

Personally I wouldn’t admit to dating children

Irrelevant Elephant

Maybe I'm just projecting issues in my own marriage, but this thing with (stereotypically) women and "pristine" environments and having such a hard time with places not being immaculately clean is their own deep flaw. Fucking relax.

Ellen Harold

She was probably his student.

Hector Jaime

Being a graphic designer is stressful and tiring yo.

Hector Jaime

Pro tip: don’t listen to this podcast with your lady, as she just said “you are the worst; I’m going to write an article for the New York Times, except it’s going to be better because it will include sound bites.”

archipelago_go

I want Žižek to go on Cum Town once he decides he’s permanently done with “serious” public life and just riff on Balkan-style intra-European racism with Stav

Louis Sobol

this guest was incredibly uninteresting and annoying asf