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Part 1 of our new fantasy adventure series in the world of Dungeons & Dragons. The boys star as veteran crusaders, imprisoned by the Mad King Job for refusing to take the Blood Cure. When a mysterious folk hero springs them from their dungeon, will the boys choose to join his dangerous quest to restore the rightful king to the throne?

Guided by DM Patches (@senator_gun)

Written by DM Patches & Jack Walden (@meanunclejack)

Additional voices by James Adomian

Series art by Artyom Trakhanov (@vor_bokor)

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Jon

I finally started playing skyrim and had to come back and listen. Makes so much more sense now...

Katherine Moss

I will subscribe sometimes just to listen to these episodes. These or the Die Hard ones.

Alexander

I support Bear-man’s crusade against God

Brendan Schaefer

They gotta put these in a collection or start putting flair on episodes cause I had no idea they did these

T

HELL YEAH DUDE THE GATES ARE OPEN

Elvis wang

Rip lieutenant Cumtree

TugNuggins

This gona be good ain't it

fxdpt

Been waiting for the return of Chapo TTRPG. Very cool artwork

Nolan

NERD

Brad Cook

My prayers have been answered

DJT

the cover art is bad fuggin ass lol love it

Lochlyn

NOT THE DS3 SOUND TRACK LMAOOOO

Basil

I pay for this...

HUMAN comic

Hell yes!!! Artyom is an awesome artist!!

Isaac Jones

Virgil directed an insurrection at the capitol and then committed ritual seppuku and we STILL somehow get more D&D before we get Poppy Part 3

etienne

pretty happy that the exile of Virgil didn't ultimately mean the end of RPG eps. now they just need to find another analyst to do Beltway Garage and completely fuck it up

Johnny B

I don’t have the slightest idea what’s going on, but I’m in

——

Godammit sometimes I forget how fucking gay chapo is haha

walmart ed hopper

good job Patches graduating from PAL to chapo!! we're rooting for you

Taz

A+ Boys

Colin Helpio

Thursday, Dec 30th: Curse of The Mad King Job Saturday, Jan 1st: "The Problem with the Curse of The Mad King Job"

Anthony Tous

*Jaw Unhinges* OHHHHH MMMYYYY GAAAAAWWWWWDDD

no

Soy

no

o7

Pip Fantastic

How ya gonna have a heavy metal cover like this with no Amber?

Tom Ring

Soyfacing rn

Bob Hodges

I don't see how you can make a whole bit out of justly mocking the superhero movies then pivot to this nerd shit.

leah

you are about three years too late

Jake Zydek

second christmas, it's like a quarter-hannukah

vermouth

I swear to fuck this better not be 5e

Proboscis Man

YES YES YES YES INJECT IT INTO MY VEINS SHEIK CHRIS WADE

Shauna Seroquel

Baby Girl needed this baaaad, bless you boys!

Nolan

Whoever did the intro needed to be bullied more as a child

Nolan

This show made me gay

Hans Stroo

30 seconds in and all i can say is: pls stop doing whatever this is

j

I AM SO GLAD THEY MADE MORE

j

I recently found the older call of Cthulhu eps and loved them all

Jon W

They targeted gamers. Gamers.

Spookygoost

Damn I had a fucking nerd style freak out when I saw this an now I have to kms. I fucking love these though for real.

Nicholas Gatlin

I’m sorry but this is some lib shit lol

NobleStrings

holy shit what a good birthday present. so excited to listen.

Kenneth Smith

So happy to get some quality adomian

Dylan Petulla

Goddamn. I’m so stoked to listen to this. Thanks for the work boiz.

T

hbd

Kevin C

Hell Yeah

Vincent Utah

They were losing me and then Matt’s character chimed in.

Austin

The Internship? Jobs? The Angry Birds Movie? Its Sequel? A Dog's Journey? Its Sequel? Too many vision scrolls, not enough time. RIP Josha Gad, I hope the Percocet helped

Antipaganda

This is fucking fantastic.

Sonny Mocho

High quality, boys. We love it.

Jeff Milnazik

sighed out loud at the first “Job Iden”

no

Patches is an artiste

Blackmrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I thought this shit would end when Virgil left the show...

Chris Forster

Matt still so haunted by the memories of his decrepit cripple professor he decides on an incoherent barbarian, what a king

CR

PATCHES! Psyched to see him on board

Wilson Skomal

In venturing north, the pilgrims discover the truth of the old words: "The fire fades and the dudes are very not based."

Travis Jones

This is worth the Patreon sub. Keep 'em comin'!

Ron Kooby

delicious slop for the piggies

Son of El Topo

Just finished playing D&D, time to listen to some D&D. Sick artwork too.

Patrick Holt

This is so good. I'm looking forward to appearances of Deep State Demons, Goblins and Aliens.

Brandon

I never knew i needed this thank you so much

JP

Kick ass, Matt! 🔨

TugNuggins

I wish the ep was called something something king joeb. Also I hope they do it like hamonquest where they have special guest + characters every ep

Ricky

wow, some of the most polarizing comments I’ve seen.. well, time to press play!

Hank Single

Just missing something without Virgil, these fill ins dont have the razzle-dazzle. This just sounded like an actual shitty DnD game, and Felix, instead of a parody of one.

etienne

complete false equivalence

Animals in Motion

Good shit; ignore the old heads saying this is nothing like Virgil

Gabriel Bowater

3 minutes in, this is pretty fucking sublime

Josh Walker

Creepy laugh into cough is a hack move guys come on

otis

I really want radio shows to make a comeback.

otis

Give Matt a fucking Emmy

Clayton Oeth

Damn my life a vision scroll fr

Oatmeal

PAAAAATTTTCHHHHEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!!

JV

i've never been able to get into any of the previous D&D episodes but this one was actually amazing

Evan Scott

more controversial than the China-Taiwan analysis

T

I thought so too at first, but I'll allow it since the story is about being unvaccinated.

John Swan

Looking forward to sending the haters to the work camps.

etienne

every episode I gaze upon the comment section and come to ask myself: how long have you guys been here? 2 weeks?

Ascetic Blur

Love this. For those of you whining. Die mad bitch.

James Blackmon

"It's so dangerous to be at university and like the holy land."

Isaac Jones

Look at literally any picture of the hosts and tell me you werent expecting nerd shit

Jake Zydek

Can't wait to meet Big Boris G

Andrew Locke

These episodes suck so much shit, none of y’all are good enough to be fiction writers like that. Just stop. Please just stop.

etienne

replaced the gas huff with the grill pill

Basil

Absolute slop for the hogs

Don Workman

Matt's character is goddamn amazing

Kevin C

The pun name's are incredible

Kevin C

Seriously has he heard felix go on at least on rant with out referencing what ever game or tv show he is currently watching

Will Menaker

have a happy new year friend!

Matt Murphy

Casting the spell of viewing on this vision scroll several times, a treat indeed. RIP Lt. Cumtree, Drs. Hackenbush & Pennyfarthing, and Virgil

Toby

This rules.

Ben

this is a fucking masterpiece

Luke Reid

Started this episode while playing DS2. Great stuff

Dustin

I see you threw the pig slop out with extra goodies this week! Why, is that the corpse of a fallen blue cloak? What are we, the hungry, mewling hordes of hogs good for but to devour this extra morsel? This precious gift delivered to us by the great unblooded masters will be momentarily consumed. Once again, only a short while later, we, the ungrateful and unwashed are already squealing for more! Seriously, is this all we get today!? What the fuck are we supposed to do for the next few days? Something productive? Disgusting. I’ve already finished this! How the fuck am I supposed to get through my day with only a couple hours of content? I give you five whole dollars a month! Do better! Ten hours of content a day, damnit! That’s all we ask!

Mochi

YES! THIS IS THE GOOD SHIT!! FUCK YEAAAAAA!!!!!

Starry Pr1nce

It was hilarious when Virgil showed up

James Cokorinos

trying to hit my head in the exact right way that makes me think the problem with marvel movies is that they’re about superheroes

Eriana

Absolutely fantastic! Any chance you'll make this art a poster? I love Artyom's work so much

Trebor

What Character Class is Michael Pillow?

lolwuthappend

Genuine question, is it ironically cool to like D&D now? Or are they truly that nerdy?

Matthew Black

I keep waiting for the blast beat to start

Needs More Marxism

The voice for the Mike Lindell character is amazing.

Terrance McDonald

This is so incredible! I’m a long time DnD player and this just made my week. I really hope to hear more of these!!!!

Kevin Haagenti

Didn’t Virgil Texas DM this last time? Whatever happened to that guy?

Chad Dopamine

Something DM related but not d&d

BaeOfPigs

Matt sneaking in the best performance of the year at the last minute

Lucas Tedesco

Been waiting for the day you’d play D&D again. If you ever get bored of chapo just do a d&d podcast, could listen to this shit all day

BROTHER TO BROTHER

What are you the fiction police? Where is your published book you absolute dork?

Matt Crossin

Prefer the lovecraft universe but this is great

W

Okay this is epic

Simon

love how matt massively overcompensates for his poor character build in call of cthulhu by putting all of his character points into combat at the expense of everything else including intelligence

Ozzie

Holy shit, I hope this is a 10 part series or more

T

Adomian #1 NPC of all time. Felt like I was Lisa Simpson in the Genghis Khan VR. Everyone was amazing in this but I can't stop thinking about Adomian's wheel line. Chapo keeps topping themselves like Bill Murray in Groundhog Day.

Tim Adams

Incredible. Thank you all

Matthew Peterson

I never write reviews, but this was so good I had to come on here and say great job everyone, very entertaining listening! Thanks!

jsobrie

Virgil sounds a little weird on this one

ZugIslander

Just a gem. Beautiful. Can’t wait for more.

Terrance McDonald

Can Mikey Miles make an appearance as a character? Maybe as a half toad half human?

Treppy

it’s cool now bruh

_H_

lmao MAT!

OtherRussert

Please oh please keep this campaign going!

Queermunist

Yassss gimme that nerd shit

Declan Kennedy

didn't know if I'd enjoy this as much as the Cthulhu ones because I prefer the setting/racism only Lovecraft can bring forth but this was very funny

no

It's unironically uncool to give a shit

Roland W

Loved this. Can’t wait for part 2.

Ryder

Tablets of Percules, 30s as they’re known colloquially

oooeeeooo

This is the best

Charlie Fox

@ The DM: "His favorite lie, that nothing bad has ever happened to him and nothing bad will ever happen to him again." is a beautifully elegant piece of writing. Very good!

Rxk Lenderman

My guy you are commenting on a fucking leftist podcast, thats sweatier than any of this “nerd shit”

Folks,,

Very good

Folks,,

The hobbit theme my god

Zott23

Best episode all year. So happy to have TTGT back in a new and improved form!

Tony Secary

Bravo, lads. 👏👏👏

Warbs

The sound effect when Patches says "you guys see a dangling pouch", just kills me.

Jason

Knockout Joust killed me.

Zara D

I never comment but I just have to give you guys two thumbs up on this, fucking incredible.

Marisa

leave gad alone you monsters

Andrew Richardson

Is that Stavros doing the Lindell voice?(and all the other voices?)

Blaz Kelbl

I think it's James Adomian.

Colin James

Who is Gad supposed to be?

Sean

Luv this shit

BionicLegs

This is incredible. I haven't laughed this hard in months, and you guys routinely make me crack up, so that's not nothin'. Can't wait for more!

David Nelband

oh my god the fire link shrine ambient music just made my day

Elai Kehler

the Lindale voice kills me randomly from time to time throughout the episode also Felix was a fuckin hero in this episode