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595 - Ordinary Fucking People (1/20/22) (Patreon)

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2022-01-21 02:43:58
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2026-06

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Havana Syndrome proves a bust and Eric Adams praises fruit. We spend the main chunk of the ep reviewing Frank Luntz and the New York Times’ recent focus group of the most chaotic and bird-brained type of person in existence: the average American independent voter.

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Reece Coren

american emailer would be the perfect hillary clinton biopic

Reece Coren

nuts how frank luntz was able to pull nick mullen AND travis kelce for that focus group

Reece Coren

AND dickie moltisanti! holy shit what a group

Reece Coren

holy shit they should’ve had Christine on the show. the corn pop reference was so good and she literally called Ukraine and Gaza

Zach Pierce

Worst Best Picture win screw job of all time

etienne

independeze nuts

HeyB00B00

There will never be a Poppy pt. III change my mind

John

where’s rise of the unblooded pt 3????

Isaac R.

“Quay-lar” lol

Jeff Martin

I'm actually a radical centrist in that I believe the USA has lost the Mandate of Heaven

David Ramirez

you know the ep will be good when thumbnail is a clip from the simpsons

Michael

So Don was tasting the knob, I want to know who loved the speedo man.

mrakobesiye

Cuellar is an Azerbaijan lobby guy which is even weirder than being a Gulf guy

Gordon Schmidt

The Trump administration actually probably would have found a way to fuck up vaccine distribution. Let's remember who we're talking about here.

cwen

Will is such a whiney little bitch

B2B Commuter

Eric Adams sounds like he has CTE.

Vincent Utah

Oh dear god, he’s still going.

J P 3

If Biden lifted sanctions on Iranian and Venezuelan oil, gas prices would almost certainly fall significantly, barring another war in the Middle East (or Russia). Venezuela has the largest proven oil reserves in the western hemisphere and it is cheaper to extract than shale or tar sands. Additionally, since oil costs are a major factor in transportation costs, it bleeds into everything. Yes, this is actually one area where Biden could do something (the same with student loans). He would almost certainly have Afghanistan withdrawal style whining from DC pundits, but I can guarantee every single one of those focus group voters who might vote Dem, almost certainly would over falling energy prices. The fact that Biden won't do this, speaks volumes about who is shaping his agenda. Additionally, lifting sanctions would undercut the current maneuvers by Saudi Arabia to limit production. Biden and the Dems should really be looked at as the junior partner in American politics right now. It probably has been this way too at least since the Reagan years.

AKorgar

Yo it's not pedophilia ya'll it's ephebophilia

Ben Zaretsky

Four out of five malarkeys. Need an update on the liberal driller

Jessica Rios

Of COURSE the audio issues were Matt’s fault. The universe could have it no other way.

Jessica Rios

Dude. You are so nerdy. You single?

Jessica Rios

I just started listening so I don’t know if this has been brought up but they passed a fucking bill to help the victims of Havana Syndrome. Hilarious how they will help each other quickly when it’s for them. Even if it’s a fake bullshit thing. Meanwhile Americans are dying from no health care or too little health care and they have nothing they can do. They just throw their hands up in fake despair. Fuckers

Vincent Utah

Waaait so the mayor of New York can never win the presidency but Eric Adams will be president someday? You done contradicted yourselves again. Now I have to cry about unsubscribing and never actually do it.

Scot Forsythe

Lol Matt contradicts himself every ep, its how he keeps from getting cucked incase the antivaxers are right. QUANTUM MINDSET!!

Alexandr

Yeah, they mentioned it as emblematic of the current order. They'll give help to obviously-malingering intelligence community people who literally DESERVE to suffer to the point they're pretending to, meanwhile 'back to work, peons' for everyone else.

Lior A-H

looked this up and couldnt find literally anyone calling it airborne aids ssince march 2020 besides alex jones. Nice

John Pupa

Died when Felix said “as a great man said, work sucks I know”

George Lochinski

He sounds stoned af...maybe that's just the properties of swag tho

amelia hassani

"American emailer" aka "American typer"

Finn

Listening to these “independent voter” rubes made me lose any hope that anything will ever get better

etienne

this is obama boasting over the shale gas boom type bull shit. the oil needs to stay down there!

No

Repo Man still an all-time top 5 movie

IHaveHemorrhoids

Xanax is nice with coke. It's also incredible to take a bar and smoke bud. The reason you don't understand it is because you don't know that much about drugs. You do love sounding like you do though I've noticed.

Brent in TX

"independent" voters are the dumbest people alive

etienne

guy who pauses the podcast to put his own riff in

Jessica Rios

Etienne, I’m not a guy but yeah, there is a comment section for people to engage. Weird right???

Jessica Rios

Alexander, it’s so infuriating! And then there are still so many idiots who support our government still. I hate them all. lol.

etienne

oh dont mind me I was trying to land a cheap dunk. carry on!

Jessica Rios

Etienne, no worries. Cheap dunks are also an approved use of the comment section. 😉

IHaveHemorrhoids

I should do more drugs? Yes a recovering heroin addict should do more drugs. That's a nice thing to say. And don't worry I still dabble elsewhere I'm just pointing out Felix is obsessed with talking about drugs when he always sounds like someone who just started. It's like he's trying to flex by not understanding what's fun about Xanax which is hilarious to me. I never got addicted to xan but I took them a decent amount. He just sounds like he wants to be the drug guy but is failing miserably at it.

William

"would almost certainly" way to cover your ass on a completely meaningless assessment of global economics. Oh yeah, OPEC+ wouldn't adjust to the new oil supply at all, fucking idiot. Besides, it would be to Venezuela and Iran's benefit to keep supply low anyways - not that they could ramp up production quickly anyways. Stick to comic book movie analysis

William

Oh fuck, my entertainment podcast isn't being consistent !

William

@ Etienne yeah, and you don't sound cringey as fuck at all, either

etienne

jesus christ I can't land a good joke today. My posting game is off

etienne

goddam I'm 1-4 in this comment section so far. I think I'l just let it go for now

Andrew

Seemed like Will and Matt didn't get it (or thought it sucked). I loved it.

Kenny Allums

God I’m tired of listening to rich assholes run their mouths about Covid, by which I mean you fuckers not the focus group.

Jake Scalia

I’ve had an addiction to Xanax for 3 years. I used it every night to go to sleep I liked that it numbed my thoughts. I wouldn’t take it during work or school, but I did find it fun to watch movies on. Personally liked them more than percs

Null_null

Grown man who “smokes bud.”

Null_null

Love everyone checking in to defend the official prescription drug of wine moms and Jordan Peterson.

Robert Maynard

It's in the start of one of the chapters of the chapo book so I know that a) Felix put that in there and b) he has said it deadpan enough times that Will and Matt no longer react 😆

Nobody

Podesta, you don't have to post here

IHaveHemorrhoids

Grown man who thinks he's so cool and mature for not using the word "bud" taking the time out of his day to comment his thought instead of just going on about his day being the super cool guy he clearly is.

Null_null

Signed, The Drug Guy

Nobody

Would have been fascinating to see them cater to anti vaxers while try to push the vaccine

Adam

So awesome the CIA gets automatic funding for a fictional tummy ache disease, but federal wildland firefighters can’t get a bill passed to raise their starting pay above $15/hr. Literally fighting, dying, and trying to mitigate the immediate effects of climate change, but it’s not worth a pay raise or better healthcare. https://www.grassrootswildlandfirefighters.com/tims-act

Byron Lagrone

DEVO closing number cements great episode, details at 11

Nobody

People are too entrenched thinking simply voting will get things done

CM

Lol 2 of the colleges I applied to are now in the chapoverse. New School and Oberlin

Huge Logo

Jerry Lee Lewis never had an evangelical following 😂😂😂 he was literally the anti christ

The Children of Jack Acid

I have records of Jimmy Swaggart preaching, and more than once he very specifically talks about how his cousins Jerry Lee Lewis and Mickey Gilley are going to burn in hell.

Steeeeve

Yeah most people are treating it like aids. for sure

Null_null

More people posting L’s.

orc

Boris is lifting mask mandates in the UK to bolster his popularity, so I think that is definitely a maneuver

orc

imagine studying liberal arts

Dan

“Ever speak to an old black dude… he change your whole week..”

Andrew Nicholson

God damn these people actually rock hahahaha

Dan

Swearengen to tolliver behind the two way mirror. “Some times I wish we could just hit over the head take their [vote] and leave their bodies in the creek.”

dead loser

This is what is going to happen everywhere. Legalized murder for the sake of going back to normal.

J P 3

Near term prices have not factored in the possibility that two of the largest oil producers in the world would be able to soon trade oil freely again. Iran and Venezuela would both have every incentive to ramp up production (both to relieve current economic pressures and in anticipation of sanctions being put back into place by another administration). Close to 50% of the Saudi economy is tied directly to oil production, so this idea that they would all of a sudden slash production to maintain global oil prices is pretty absurd. I strongly doubt that the Saudis would voluntarily decided to end the war in Yemen, ditch Neom (the city of the future) and cut other domestic spending -- effectively cause a massive internal depression -- to maintain prices for other world producers. A counter-balancing shock would have to come from some other source (e.g. a war impacting global production, or the reinstitution of sanctions on other major producers). In other words, Biden has the tools unilaterally at his disposal to bring down global oil prices in the next 1 to 3 years. What he lacks is the political will. Obviously if Biden lifted sanctions tomorrow, it would not impact the prices at the pump tomorrow. However, if he lifted sanctions tomorrow, global oil prices be much lower in November.

J P 3

Additionally, as you know, Saudi Arabia is the primary flex producer in OPEC+, so if there is a deliberate choice to cut production, they would absorb the hit.

orc

dirtbag left sanctioned legalized murder

Ian Priest

"Folks: we've lost the mandate of heaven! Very BAD! These court eunuchs: they're some real NASTY guys! These Yellow Turbans: they've been very rude to us!"

Conor

Whether you’re correct or not you have to admit this is a weird drum to beat every week in the comments

Julie Baxter

CIA can't work from home because it's not secure. SO BACK TO WORK, SLACKERS!

JP

Y no Part III Poppy or Unblooded?

etienne

I love that we're all wanking our dicks over the project of making the cops less insane, mitigating climate change, maybe getting people to swap jobs into more socially useful and better remunerated positions and the average american is like "I want to change very precisely nothing about my existence except that 7 cops should patrol my street corner at all times and gas should cost 35 cents a gallon, and also I want university professors to face the House Unamerican Activities Committee"

Kinetics Video

I feel like there's dozens of much lower risk culture wars Biden could zag right on. Could go against social media censorship, could do some kind of patriotic education thing, could go to the border and give the Texas guys their horses back. Why add to the already deeply confused noise on COVID mitigation?

etienne

okay hear me out: we're getting exactly the Nixon->Carter->Reagan act. Trump is Nixon, he said the wrong thing, he was angry, gauche, he was a big embarassement, and he the media hate his guts. Biden is Carter: kinda stands for nothing except for good vibes, a return to normal, but he immediately fumbles the ball on an international diplomacy issue 6 months into the job and every just starts hating him, and the extreme wingnut of the republican party are blatantly taking over the whole thing. There's inflation, everyone feels like shit and have the impression that everything's going to hell, and soon enough we're all gonna be crying for a Reagan to come back and tell us that, it's morning in america.

etienne

doesn't fit in my narrative so I'm making complete abstraction of him. Like I mean it's as if Trump quit over the 2nd impeachment and Pence was president for 2 months. Nonentity.

The Etymology of Nonsense

Disappointed the boys didn't point to Marc Polymeropolous in the Havana syndrome article. As a Polymeropolousexual, this was my chance to cum.

Bobi Jon-son Kenobi

I might be off-base here, but is it fair to say that Fauci is Trump-like in that he never admits he’s wrong?

K102.1FM Mornings w/ Jonny Corndogs

Self-described "independent, moderate voters" are fucking trash. They're just reactionaries that feel icky about going full conservative and they're even more gutless than Mayo Pete and Warren supporters.

Aaron Baer

Neither does Satan and that's what makes him a great character in that classic book !!!

Jessica Rios

I’m pissed that FeFe didn’t bring up talking to Christian Walker aka Idiot Boy.

Jessica Rios

Maybe I’m just high but this really makes sense especially considering history is cyclical.

Jessica Rios

What does that mean? Also, how old are you. I can’t decide if youre 15 or 50.

Jessica Rios

I don’t get American Emailer. I’m sure it’s obvious but I don’t get it.

Nora breen

66 is older. 66 isn’t you’re about to die and you just sit all the time

CM

Worse: music

Seph

Guess the points don’t hinge anymore do they?

Shake zula

This was already made

etienne

gerald ford as jan 6th. makes zero sense lmao. what kind of shitpost is this

Clint Pelvis

Found the ephebophile muslim Jerry Lee Lewis stan that DEFINITELY exists.

True Horror Productions

Matt is dead on my handler is using havana syndrome as an excuse to phone it in and I'm sick of it, he doesn't even like my threatening screeds on twitter anymore and he left the manifesto I DMd him on read

Breakaway

A friend of mine who’s a nurse and treated a lot of Covid patients in 2020 said it’s a vascular disease that is most likely to attack the lungs, because it’s airborne. But it can show up everywhere the circulatory system goes, so basically any organ in the body is vulnerable.

Raaid Chaudry

You guys mentioned "epic fat guys" in a previous episode. Who do you think the top 3 epic fat guys in history are?

John Swan

The boys up in Langley are getting sloppy with these NPCs. This one too good to be true.

etienne

teddy roosevelt henry viii gautama buddha

Juan Suarez

i got vaccinated while trump was president

Matthew Black

‘This one...this is a song Jerry Lee Lewis wrote before he shot one of his wives”

bruce

I think Taft has to be the foremost presidential lead for epic fat guy. The Buddha is a fine choice, but 3rd simply must be Napoleon

etienne

Napoleon comes of as more of a slightly chubby guy and Taft isn't that epic, but on the other hand I figured out that the fat buddha was actually a chinese guy who's completely unrelated to Siddharta Gautama. How about Winston Churchill for 3rd? inb4 there are other countries than the US/UK

Hector Jaime

King Kong Bundy, Pig Champion, and Joe Rogan

Barclay

Secure the ports!!!