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609 - Mayors Just Wanna Have Fun (3/10/22) (Patreon)

Published:
2022-03-11 04:22:21
Imported:
2026-06

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We check in on two of our favorite fun lovin’ goofballs, Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot and New York City Mayor Eric Adams. Lori got herself in a bit of trouble by claiming to have the biggest dick in Chicago, and we turn to our old friend columnist John Kass for incisive takes on how she can win back over the small-dicked Italian demo. Then, Eric Adams managed to successfully convene the Drill summit, how this bodes well for his - and the Democrats - political future.

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Brendan Garcia

Is it just me or is Trump also starting to sound more and more like Master Shake?

Gnome Choomsky

Any last minute chances for more Austin tickets?????

CT

Blerst

CT

I mean, MORE like Shake? He’s sounded like him all along.

TugNuggins

I want to see chapo live but I live near Toronto... Come here brothers

HeyB00B00

I sleep better at night knowing that Matt Christman is smashing

HeyB00B00

Lori "AF" Lightfoot Sausage Queen of Chicago

Bobby Volcano

If Tom of Finland were alive now, would he draw the Azov Buttallion or the Put-in Boys? And would Lori hang these giant cocks on her wall in the same place where Ukrainian mayors put their Bandera photo?

Major bit me

Lori Lightfood asked for eternal life not eternal youth, she’ll be a grasshopper soon

Charvis Blutchard

Look, I think Lori Lightfoot has made some mistakes but you have to realize how hard it is being Chicago’s first openly Heckin’ Smol Bean mayor. Additionally if you can be made to feel insecure about your bingobangus by a dobby-sized lesbian you have some serious issues to work on

Yeahman

Mine went just past my Samsung note 10 with the otterbox on if any ladies are interested

Jason Weiser

There are over 20 million hard working Italian Americans!

justdave

When I watch no fap challenge videos, I just sit quietly with my fingers teepeeing 🙏

theSmokingGun

This is two wellbutrin jokes in a row. #blessed

justdave

No joke, both my granpappys had pipe, the 'trashier' one (the one who didn't have a second family) was apparently a 'great dancer'- the other was the mayor of Phillips Wisconsin for a time, before he set fire to his laundromat for the insurance money

Isaac Jones

Chapo coming in to rescue me at the end of my 16 hour drive. Gonna cruise from Eau Claire to St Paul with this bad boy on the car speaker

Andrew Carmichael

Have you ever noticed that Kamala is like the weirdest person at your work?

HeyB00B00

It thought it was sad that Kamala had to hide how happy she was when Trump pardoned Kodak since she's been listening to him since college

Ben L

Interesting trend: Felix has now taken to Wellbutrin as the antidepressant of choice in his bits, previously it was Sertraline/Zoloft. I’m on max dose of both but I have a dick that works sometimes

Sean

You fucking tankies/libs how can you defend/not defend the genocide/mayoral administration of Adams & Lightfoot

Null_null

Does failed riff about Italians. [5 SECONDS LATER] "Italian jokes are hack, actually."

absoluteboi

what was that accent will was trying to pull off?

Ashe

False, Italians have restaurants.

Phil Barksdale

Replace all Columbus statues with 1:1 replicas of the Lithuanian Tony Soprano statue

Gale [Formerly GDW] ♀

The giantess fetish is kinda dope if you find tiny dude surrounded by planet sized tits or "Death by Snu Snu" content. I won't die on this hill but I gotta defend myself.

pat

felix drop a drill playlist plz

G

The Suboxone/Zoloft mix really keeps me from ever cumming, would definitely recommend. ☺️

G

Yeah, that was my introduction to Tom of Finland and I’m a better person for it.

Nobody

Italians should put up statues to Joe DiMaggio in place of Columbus

hashi hashi

Might be the most nasally voice I’ve ever fucking heard

Jake Zydek

Statues of Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons

K Money

Hadn't heard/thought about FUBU for well over a decade. Felix references it as an anachronistic brand and hours later I find an actual FUBU shirt for sale on the racks in a rural Montana Wal-Mart located on a reservation. Did not know FUBU had been zombied out to the Waltons. Sadly no track suits.

Ascetic Blur

The only positive American Italian icon is Mario. I'd say Luigi but for the sexual harassment cases pending.

Justin Baumgartner

That Ron Onesti guy who was quoted runs a small concert theater outside of the Chicago area. I went there a few years back to see Morris Day and the Time, very weird experience. Ron MC’ed the whole show for some reason and wore a deeply embarrassing disco costume he probably bought at a Party City, claiming he was trying to one-up Morris Day. Very weird vibes at that place.

Dyyyyylan

Felix ‘Clipping’ Biederman

jones h

Why not just replace Columbus with Amerigo Vespucci??

Baron

I met Abby Broyles back in 2020, she is absolutely the Dem’s MTG. Without question.

Jake

don't worry i just registered 5⅜" dot com

Teddy Ballgame

The Columbus Day scene from The Sopranos is perfect at capturing both the bullshitness of Columbus the Italian and also the grievances around it

Payton M

I'm half Irish, fuck you guys

Bobi Jon-son Kenobi

Another funny instance of Italians complaining is when some Italian group tried to sue HBO because they said The Sopranos contained offensive Italian stereotypes

Chad Dopamine

It's lesbian because pornhub is 75% 14 year old boys who think it's gay to see a dick in porn come on guys

AKorgar

And it's not a good half at that Payton!

AKorgar

Dont say sausage around John Kass

Nolan

You’s is forgetting Rocky Marciano.

Nolan

Bobby De Niro

Cole Helsell

Felix owes an apology to the sometimes-as-a-treat anal enjoying community

Of course

I've noticed it exactly four times.

J.P. McD.

I took it for like 3 days in 2009

J.P. McD.

Hope you made it safely my man

K U

Lesbian is the top searched among women, but low among men, which is why Will is confused about the results.

Doug Galorenzo

Cyndi Lauper and Eric Adams - both from Fort Lee, New Jersey.

V

Matt really gonna start with the Columbus is not technically Italian argument right off the bat? He isnt wrong technically, but there a way better ways to come of than 'Actually...'.

TheSingleE

De Capicola di Tutti Capicoli

Ben Shapirhoe

Honestly one of the most disappointingly coherent Kass bit as of late lmao

etienne

how else would you expect the top row king of google images "soy face" to commence a nerd counterargument?

etienne

never understood the difference between drill and gangsta rap. best i got is that dril talk about murdering people somewhat more often in gangsta?

CuthbertCortwright

Can confirm am of Italian/irish (the worst combination of whites) descent- it’s cumbersome & has a slight upward curve

Derp

I've had Girls Just Want To Have Fun stuck in my head for three days now. You fucking dicks!

AbeLinkin

Why not celebrate Amerigo Vespucci or the Romans?

Lara Sea

Felix Idaho isn’t a Great Plains state 😘

Wyatt Raley

Didn't know I was going to get roasted for this today

Alex Reede

we still gotta rename Columbus, OH as Flavortown after their native son, Guy Fieri

Comedy News

Felix should maybe take a break from podcasting for.. a year or so

Adam Phelps

I loved this ep. Matt’s comment about the bang bus killed me 😂

Sardonic

"The Goatse man"? Please, respect the goatse deep lore, his name was Kirk Johnson.

Seth

Worth the wait, glad to have the shaman on this week

Blake Patraw

you should take a break from listening for a year or so

Sammi

Is butthole man kill? QQ