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636 - Fox News feat. Stavros Halkias (6/13/22) (Patreon)

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2022-06-14 02:53:35
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2026-06

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Stavvy stops by to discuss his new YouTube stand-up special and, of course, help answer advice questions submitted to other publications. This edition features a particularly insane mix of advice seekers and includes lazy first graders, animal apparel charity fraud, and the mischievous spirit of the Fox.

Watch Stav’s special right now for free at: https://youtu.be/eNpkhX85yf0

Everything in our store is 25% off now through the end of July: https://shop.chapotraphouse.com/

And finally, keep your eyes on Patreon for information on presale tickets for our August 4th show at the Aladdin Theater in Portland, OR.

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Reece Coren

love coming back to this one. top 5 chapo episode

Taylor Borie

Bless you guys! I needed a stavvybaby episode

lingerstink

didnt listen, already worth the wait

Basil

When is his intervention?

Ozzie

Stav’s YT special was hilarious, his crowd work is the best

Isaac Jones

It's been amazing seeing stavvy blow up and up and up. Happy for the boy

Scott

I’m gay and my dick is small

Charlie

Still no zapata hats :(

Mark

Hell yeah dude

Fernando

Fuck yeah, dude !

Woke Batou

Stavy on Pardon My Take was 🔥

Regan

I love the idea of stav selling out and doing transphobic stand up cus there's alot of recordings of him saying he'd fuck all kinds of trans people

Danny

That awful parent advice column reminds me of the George Carlin skit where he says parents can help their kids by “leaving them the fuck alone!”.

Mark

I’m loving all of this recognition Baltimore is getting as a white trash guy that grew up in SE Baltimore. I feel seen

Declan Kennedy

Thank god, last episode was bleak as fuck. Love a good Stavvy visit.

justdave

No, FUCK NO, NOOO NOT STAV, I SAID NOO!!!!!

Ethan

Midwest tour when

Padjoe

My god, the fox stuff.

justdave

The fox is literally a spirit guide and teacher, in like a billion cultures, like from Africa to the Arctic

honkycat

what book they were talking about around the 22:00 mark?

john mccainus

i thought the text on the flag in the episode image said "retard" initially, and needless to say, i am very disappointed that, upon closer inspection, it does not

Alex Gullen

Sick Special from Stavros!!

Michael S. Judge

Little Stavito in a tight blue blazer with gold buttons, lush black plugs standing straight up in a flat top, looking like a Mexican accordion player

AKorgar

"Unless someone were to... schmassassinate Schmeffrey Schmezos..."

Max Beta

Swiper the fox ass family.... "Swiper, no swiping"

spinalcordial

Can't see 25% off on the store? Do I need a code? I'm not in the USA if that means anything

Jope

"suburban Baltimore leads the world in white women with mixed race children that use the N word" Stav has never been to Tampa it seems.

Nick Perri

Appreciate Matt’s stoic silence when Stav reminisced about bullying kids with a limp 🫡

grimbo

Citation needed on "procurement missions"

Doug Cartel

Yeah but you have to buy that many books in case kids want two copies, to read twice or autograph or whatever

Iain Hood

The high end sweaters for pets story killed me.

dumbcube

Hey Felix, it's pronounced PAY-TREE-ON. Not how you're saying it. Please correct this.

William

Shut the fuck up

stop watcherman

Matt’s silence to all things Stavros my life preserve through this sludge

William

He's also "stoically silent" through almost every interview too. You're definitely not reading too much into it

bjdripley

This guy stav needs to start a podcast he's so funny

Vincent Butler

Missed opportunity to play Fox on the Run by The Sweet

Joe

Will pronouncing “Oregon” correctly

Nick Perri

You’re definitely not taking my comment too seriously

Axel

All these slate question would make amazing short movie. Chapo Trap House presenting A trip into Wackosphere - an anthology

mary lyons

I am fucking crying…the fox

Jake Zydek

Stav made it all the way to the halfway mark before he started mentioning food

Eric Murphy

This is as good a time as any for me to plug my charity where I provide lotion to bearded dragons who suffer from dry skin.

Ian Woods

The fact that there isn’t a ‘Rent a Black Friend’ category on TaskRabbit is a real indictment of our tech industry’s lack of creativity. Billion dollar business, easy

Damen Irving

We need more chapo and friends

Jamin Kreighbaum

It reminds me of an adult couple I know who are 30-40 years old and whose entire worldview is shaped by their obsession with Disney. Pretty sure they just had a kid too.

Loco Lobo

I called into stavy solves your problems and he ruined my life 😔

Gordon Schmidt

Fuck, I used to live near the Aladdin. I miss Portland so much, why did I move?

etienne

100% onboard with piano lady. i learned the flute and trumpet at school and while im very happy i have some music reading and band organization fundamentals off of that, those are garbage useless instruments, and i really wish someone whipped me into a couple years of classical piano. it would be insanely useful. children brain are so soft, an hour of their practice time is worth a week of grownup work. so either they learn the scales or they somehow memorize the relationship diagram of That's So Raven for ever

etienne

otoh i whipped myself to karate classes to deal with then-undiagnosed adhd, which would have been a sheer total waste of time if i didnt go to it by bike and occasionally didnt skip classes and just ride my bike around for 2hrs and accidentally discover the actual cure to adhd through that

Byron Lagrone

I lost 16 years of my life to piano/organ and it tied to into the Catholic Church longer than I should have been there so, no, let your kids be kids Grownups can figure out how to play WoW, they can figure out how to play piano and learn to read music. It's not that fucking difficult, and unlike twenty years ago the internet is available to provide resources, time, and crowdsourced knowledge

etienne

yes i am about to do this next week after i move all im saying is that i would appreciate if it was just already sorted out 20 years ago

Basil

Double entendre. Stavvy Baby/Dr Now collab coming soon

etienne

i am learning piano

Ben Davis

One day it will be Portland, ME

justdave

You can do it, I picked it up at 20 and I can play Stravinsky with a strong left hand, tom waits, do tom waits his erratic patterns helps your body realize it's a percussion instrument not a string

justdave

And fuk a keyboard, get yourself some action on that thing

james

The man just ain’t that funny folks, I’ve tried everything it just won’t work

Joseph Mabrey

Was good to hear my best friend Stav. Also I'm gay and my dick is small.

amd

hell yeah dude i’m gay

etienne

my dick is small!

Comedy News

cumtown has now surpassed this show 10x

Clint Pelvis

free tix for dmb at the gorge in sep hit me up

etienne

p'tray awn

K

Just thinking about shooting a Stanley-Kubrick-style Battle of Kursk film with 300,000 soldiers, 20,000 artillery pieces, and 4,000 tanks that I personally direct except where the Soviets are played by Sinhalese-American men from Detroit and the Germans are played by Hmong-American men from Dundalk and the battle is on Jeffrey Epstein's island...

Gordon Schmidt

If you guys are at the Aladdin you should hit up the Hotcake House just down the road. Goddamn I miss Portland.

Shiv

Slate parents are something else. I looked up the fox letter and was pleased to find it was a “polite” version of what y’all said 🦊

anthony potter

A horse walk into a bar and tell the bartender, I have a long face and a small dick. Lol so funny, especially because of the small dick. Hahaha small dick so funny.

Dez Martin

I'm constantly defending the show from bad faith criticisms that it's sexist bro humor, and then it's just like "she is crazy bc she lacks good dick".... Never change gang

Aaron Cohen

See the "black people for hire" joke from Woke. Good show

Joey

Ok yeah the kid being 6 years old is a big caveat for sure, but I know people who are like this as adults and if my kid didn’t get past that I’d be a little concerned. Adults like that are the worst, you can hardly have a conversation with them because they get uncomfortable anytime you make any statement of fact to them, and claim to already know all about what you’re saying and don’t want to hear any more about it. They are convinced that if they admit any ignorance it makes them stupid and inferior so they just pretend to know everything and that they’re entitled to reject any personal growth or new understanding in service of their fragile egos.

Jonny Debacle

Just an amazing episode, I never like this Stravos guy, but he completely turned me around, hilarious

Joey

Holy shit the wife with the charity though! Straight to jail.

stop watcherman

He laughs to signal it’s ok for u to join in

Matthew Black

Last time I went to an O’s game there was a guy in an unironic White Boy Summer t-shirt. Also everybody on the team is Dominican

Of course

The joke was made back in 2003, https://anthology.rhizome.org/rent-a-negro. It's one of the classic moments of early internet trolling. (Later, a similar bit of hundreds of Kunta Kinte accounts on LinkedIn showed how depraved it was to display your available labor permanently to the whole world, like a slave poster.)

Alex Gullen

God, this was fucking hilarious 😂🤣😂

etienne

presumably it's We Own This City

Jimmy McMillan

I watched Stavros stand up special. It has Instantly become one of my favorites ever. He was FUCKING HILARIOUS. He didn't ack as much of a dirt bag as he did on this show. I guess it's different performing for a Chapo audience opposed to trying to appeal to a mainstream audience

CS

The second sentence of this comment is pretty sus; especially considering that there are only two Dominicans who regularly play for the O's (Mateo and Bautista).

Hudson

Why not just tattoo 'I'm a fucking nerd' on your forehead?

Jimmy McMillan

How many cool people read and post comments on a podcast they pay for? Why would such a cool dude participate in such a lame activity? It's like being called gay by the guy next to you in a circle jerk

etienne

dude you're still fighting with that pig and you're still covered in mud

Elliot Matheny

Tell the whole story you dirty cucktease

Elliot Matheny

Yeah the recent cumtown episode where they spend the full hour listening to a geriatric Elvis impersonator podcast for the full hour honestly was pretty inspired and Kaufmanian

CS

didn't you just do that? also, being gay is cooler than anything on this podcast.

Shake zula

I play guitar and feel the same way, I didn't pick it up until late in HS and tried piano as well but wish my parents had set me up with piano as a kid so the theory and reading music instead of tabs could have sticked.

Alexandr

Yeah, but, is she?

Daniel Hepburn

This is hall of fame level podcasting. The type of podcasting that could prevent incels and interet nazis from shooting us all for the lulz.