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The crew discusses the massive news of the Supreme Court’s decision to overturn Roe. We talk about the overt evils and incompetent failures that got us to this point, the immediate reactions from various parties, and what may lie in the future.

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Andrew

Third

Mark

A+ episode title

Rbfen

Stav is joining Chapo?

bruce

Abortion is extremely important to stav

Chas.

amber!!!

NYCM&AHole

Lolololol the pelican brief approach

HeyB00B00

First Amber Heard, Now this?! Women really are being held accountable in 2022

David Ramirez

not the time to be a reply guy buddy

Gordon Schmidt

Hey could you guys get me in touch with Adam? I'm trying to be an intern for the Adam Friedland Show

Richard

The idea that the Democrats had any leverage to affect the final release when the draft leaked is highly suspect.

HeyB00B00

It's actually pretty nice to hear Amber again; especially while Matt is talking 😅

David Browm

Can’t believe Felix found my plans for a pube-shaped sword

Jessica Rios

Stavvy needs to join Chapo! I need Stavvy

Backofhouse4

Education around jury nullification could be useful in regards to the prosecution of people who get / help carry out abortions

Regan

Hell yeah dude stavbot sample

Aaron Baer

RIP Kevin Samuels ... But really manosphere hitting kinda different on this one bro ...

Aaron Baer

Who doesn't enjoy Amber ... Maybe she's coupled up with Felix and nuptials are in the making ?

Gary Alexander

While I think most people talking about codifying Roe incorrectly imagine it would have held, savvier people see it as declaring a kind of war on SCOTUS, like partisan court packing would end up as too. Both put us on the (necessary) path to delegitmizing the court. But nobody in power is interested in either so it's all academic.

blackFFillip

Amber makes everyone else better

D.O.D

the fuck

otis

30 seconds in: "IS THAT THE CHUCKLE OF AN ANGEL I HEAR?"

blackFFillip

Oppression fantasy football 😘👌

Henry

Wish it was under better circumstances, but it is still nice to hear Amber.

Isaac Jones

In these dark days of Stavless cumtown, when she was needed most, she returned

colin muller

the people love amber, we love it folks

pat

and i thought i was the only one who still remembers Running Scared

OldbeanOldboy

Hell yeah it's an amber episode! Shame it's so fucking bleak lol

calvin kilby

Lol I thought I was hearing things but folks it's true

Karen Brackbill

Remembering the Kasich staffer who had a 2nd tri abortion during his presidential bid when I worked at PP. putting that bitch on blast.

Jack

Find your we and count

Maxkrause817

Amber’s voice is so awful. I would rather be aborted than raised by her.

October

So... did I hear right? Towards the end there? We can look forward to Naked Chapo?

justdave

LBL horse rescue is closing down, it's closing because of infighting rumors and shit talking old women, the best is, now they are all fighting over who keeps me, the idiot who cleans them (the horses not the old women) and their shit. Meanwhile, the reason I took this job, to save wild horses, is not being accomplished. Instead, I'll be making a shit ton of money. FUCK THE HUMAN RACE

justdave

Yes, it's the place that was recently on Full Frontal with Samantha B, no I didn't meet her. No I didn't see her pussy

B2B Commuter

It’s wild that in this era of groomer politics that the fucking Catholic Church and the Mormons are about to have access to tens of thousands of vulnerable children and nobody in the middle of the bell curve will say a peep about it Also, it would have great if the democrats did nothing in the gap between the leak and Friday, but the something they did was voting to offer the blackmailed papists on the court more security!

A RHINO

My favorite black pilled podcast, here to shit on everything

Doug Cartel

Amazing that the religion that is on trial on every inhabited continent for torturing and raping children is the one that overturned roe

justdave

The right wing position on 'feral' horses is sterilization, forced abortion, mass round-ups, and euthanasia

KyleMSherry

Hell yeah Amber’s back

Sifl

When Amber comes back on, it feels like when a kid in a divorce has mom and dad together at some event and they are getting along. The kid hopes in vain that mom and dad will get back together.

Sifl

The pregnancy crisis center issue is interesting because of the obvious role in trafficking babies to wealthy parents who can afford high adoption fees for "open" adoptions. Judge Posner from the 7th Circuit Court of Appeals was widely regarded by both Dems and Republicans as one of the great minds on the appellate courts and should have been a shoe in for a supreme court seat. But Judge Posner was a devoted to law and economics jurisprudence and wrote an article advocating for letting the market sort out scarcity in adoptions. Posner seriously proposed applying free market principles to adoptions, which would basically mean eBay for babies. His rationale was that the adoption process was too slow and burdensome and a for profit system would be more efficient and benefit children through faster adoptions. His law review article was met with swift derision and completely destroyed any chance of a supreme court seat. But with the end of Roe and many states taking radical positions on abortion, I would not at all be surprised if states deregulate the adoption process to allow big money to move babies to rich families. Judge Posner's law review article wasn't the law and economic think piece that everyone thought it was. It was actually a prediction of the future.

Emery

plz cut amber

William

I'd have to go back and check, but this episode feels similar to the vibe on the deficit rag. Not quite sure yet why I think that's significant

Mr. Lobotomy

The two-party system will never be the answer. People need to find or create a third party that better represents them. Eventually, we can form a coalition of our third parties to rule for progress.

Mr. Lobotomy

People need to organize and create the institutions they can rely on.

Mr. Lobotomy

Yes Matt, trying, failing, learning and succeeding are critical parts of the solution.

Mr. Lobotomy

I also agree that getting offline and in-person more is more conducive to organizing and developing constructive plans of action.

Don Swaynos

There’s a lady on this show?

Oscar Marcus Boyle

love amber but did she call matt ‘dad’ at one point?

bray

new drinking game take a shot every time felix mentions “the dance”

Baron

Only True Dads™️ say horse hockey

Brett

What does Amber do now that she isn’t on the pod as much, does she write somewhere?

KyleMSherry

Very much appreciated Matt’s bit at the end about being in a room because you want to be there vs. posting online because you want to entertain yourself; that put words to something that had definitely bothered me about the discourse, even by people who I know mean well.

Jimmy B

fat titty Amber

William

I'd be careful- it's more dangerous than ever to be a cunt these days

John

don't we all call matt dad at some point

William

compared to comments from dipshits like you, her voice is a choir of angels

Casey

Drives me mad how Amber is so sure that there’s a latent leftist majority in this country. A huge percent of the country believes in dumbass conservative shit; maybe it’s because they’ve been deliberately under-educated and even brainwashed, but it’s still true. We have a nation full of selfish morons and that’s a huge part of the reason this country sucks so much, and to pretend otherwise is unproductive

Woke Batou

The "hello fellow abortion activists," bit is another example of anarchists having no idea what they're doing

AbeLinkin

Very interesting episode, fellas and amber

AbeLinkin

Yep, pretty sure it occurred.

The Fine Art Revolution

As the great academic intellectual of our time recently said, "It's gun-o-clock" -Nick Mullen

Damen Irving

We love Amber don’t we, folks?

Mark

Felix jokes about finding Stav’s replacement from Twitter, but isn’t that how Chapo got started?

Ben

Horse hockey sounds like an upper Midwest version of goat rodeo. I like it.

Zach Pierce

Amber is here to provide the woman’s perspective, dare I say the FAIRER SEX? I do dare!

Zach Pierce

JB Pritzker would actually go full hog (no pun intended) cuz he does seem like he’s a warrior…

Andrew

Amber

Andrew

Amber

Dan

Good to have Amber back!

Rusty

Don’t forget the southern Baptist church as well, they just got caught covering up a ton a pedophilia cases

Rusty

BRB mailing my cum rags to SCOTUS since they love unborn babies so much

Maxwell Harkness

seems like you interpreted Amber's comment in a way to get as mad as possible? huge majorities are pro-choice or at least anti-roe being overturned.

Null_null

Maybe I'm not online enough, but I really have no idea what Felix is talking about. He sounds insane. And everyone else on the pod seems to think he's coherent, so maybe there's this huge narrative I'm missing. But whatever divide in the left exists over intersecting out the impact of overturning Roe sounds like it's happening in the tiniest corner of insignificant posters on Twitter. Like...I think I understand what he's saying in explaining it as a symptom of our atomization-induced hyper individualism, which would -- I guess -- take away some of the personal vitriol built into his argument. But man, it just feels like more misdirected anger. I urge everyone to go easy on each other right now.

Dan

Why did Stav leave Cumtown?

Antipaganda

Honestly really great to hear Amber on the pod again, hope it happens more often

Dan

The boys joke a lot more when Amber is present.

The Fine Art Revolution

he got stuck in a bath tub, Grover Cleveland style, and Nick refuses to pod where Adam shits.

Michael Branes

whenever stav leaves the room, everyone asks, "where's stavvy baby?"

HarshMalarkey

What are the statistics on popularity of maintaining roe (i already know the answer)

Antipaganda

Well, looks like Will's getting a tall glass or two of cum in the mail

J.W.

Amber alert!

James Proulx

Every poll gives the same numbers. The latest ones all had it at between 60-70% of the country wanting Roe to be left alone. Most people, when polled, want "sensible gun laws" and are fine with legalizing marijuana and were fine with legalizing gay marriage. It's not overwhelming to the point where it's 80-90% but it's still over 60% on most of these issues. I know that it can be tough to believe based on what's happening but the reality is that most people in this country are not crazy right wingers.

James Proulx

Colonel Sherman T. Potter used the term "horse hockey" on several occasions.

James Proulx

I very rarely understand what Felix is saying. Most of the time he sounds like he's pissed about having been dragged away from his games for this.

Jack Perry

1:11:15 amber accidentally calls Matt dad lol

Dearl Venneder

Amber's voice is like a choir of angels in my ears omg

Michael

Are there many places in states where local DAs and Sheriffs may just refuse to enforce the laws?

Munir hakim

I’m so happy to hear amber. Looking forward for the book. Sad to see stav go but I love watching him leave. I really wasn’t expecting it to Happen that fast

Munir hakim

Career reasons and he has wanted to leave for a while. He lost his passion for it, you could really tell this past year for sure

Dan Z

I missed Matt and Amber talking over each other

Dan Z

Tasteless comment

Colin Helpio

If Roe had to be overturned in order for Amber to come back it will have been worth it 😔🙏

Ricky G.

Please let Amber know we miss her and would love her to come back for more episodes. Love you queen <3

Michael

I needed Amber this week. We need more! Absolute fire on the issue of “we”s and horses.

Michael

Yeah, speak for yourself, dipshit. Amber fucking rules and her sarcastic voice is the best.

Michael

Posner is such trash and like 90% of law school is law professors creaming their shorts at how brilliant he is.

Michael

If you are thinking about your horses then you will see that many people with very good politics vote for Dems and if you make the barrier to action “never vote D” it will just be a bunch of misfits and weirdos pumping each other up.

Yup

Killer ep. Get Amber back on more often plse

Jerry Voight

So good to have Amber back on!

james

So glad they mocked the seriousness of the situation

Quincy Markowitz

My friend that got me into the show texted to make sure I was okay after my first “Amber episode”. What a trash human. Not only does she interject transphobia and anti-woke garbage but she somehow makes everyone also not very funny.

etienne

if you quit nicotine the nanny state wins. can't let that happen. i smoke 3 packs per week to own bloomberg. i think you should do it too

Luke

Love hearing Amber back. Miss the Christman, Frost movie series

Patrick

She whips them into shape

Adam

It was nice having Amber Back for one episode but don't make it a regular thing

Victor Prado

We love Amber don’t we folks

syd

There is truly nothing I can publicly say that won’t get me a visit from DHS so it’s nice to hear other people expressing their feelings. Also I’m so glad Amber came back for this one

Kamran Husain

matt actually stole from canadian culture with his brass derogatory and shameful usage of “horse hockey”

Kamran Husain

snus is much stronger and stealthier for anyone interested in avoiding nic fascism

Jackson

I for one would love if Amber was back on the show regularly

etienne

thanks! I was looking for a way to still being addicted to nicotine but in a way that is insanely uncool and only enjoyed by redditors

Taylor Markey

Amber!!!! At first i felt too depressed to listen to this but y’all truly made this gal feel better.

Scott

HAIL SATAN

Mark Schneider

Regarding Will's reference to the "Atlantic" Oh, now it's time for the R's to show they really DO care about children," a hilarious clip of Peggy Noonan on one of those Sunday opinion programs that only the over 70-set watches shows her slurring exactly that point. But the great part was that all the other panelists laughed uproariously at the ridiculousness of the idea. My first take was, wow, great, these weak tea Libs can't even pretend that's viable . . . but immediately after, I realized that actually the millionaire crew there was laughing coz they knew (as Chapo points out) that the idea of the government ever doing Anything for poor or needy people will never be on any bipartisan table.

Marcus

Birth rates decline Roe gets overturned Wamen get screwed Capitalism needs fresh bodies

justdave

Horse hockey is a treasured and noble sport, it reguires skill, endurance and patience - especially when getting skates on those angry fuckers

justdave

Its about the love of the game. We lose about 40 to 50 thousand competitors every season

Harry

Amber rocks, welcome back queen.

Gulb

She rules actually

buttface

Vibes are all off

Zack

BIG TITTY AMBER EPISODE?????

Daffy

Will someone please delete this asshole? Even if you mean it in jest, fucking stop. This shit is why she left the show. You just told us all you need a mommy.

Dan

Sounds like people have said that’s about you before.

justdave

One things for sure, they'll never take away my whippits... *krrrrrrrt* WOHYAAA I AM FUKN GOD!!!!!!

etienne

the github repo for stavbot is a totally fascinating place. it looks like someone who already knows git, but is toying around with html, and making shitpost commits everytime they hit a progress point. it means either Nick basically knows how to program computers, or someone took the time to take the source code of stavbot and forge a credible git project commit history. engrossing.

Daffy

Ifs and buts were candy and nuts. Horse hockey!

Scot Forsythe

Lolllllll “by the way Dad er Matt” Straussian slip ;)

Nick Fredman

Righteous fire from Amber. The gang seems confused about “unrealistic” demands on government though. What else are movements built around?

Sinkpiss

Damn, I threw on a random ep after I finished this and there it was

Aaron Baer

Donovan, Sorry bro ... You don't have what it takes to land her ... Hate to crash your delusion ...

etienne

wtf are you talking about. having a fundamental human right be built on top of a really tenuous court ruling for 50 years is a utterly batshit way to run things. plus it's not like the Roe status quo was even any good, what with some states having one single clinic constantly surrounded by protestors. a law would have been the correct way to expand normal civilized reproductive health services to all hospitals in the nation and to foster a solid reasonable network of outpatient clinics. "war against scotus". holy shit.

Aaron Baer

Jack the Child ... Your mother loves BBC and she comes on mine when dear old dad takes her from the back ... Care for the Link?

mrakobesiye

Amber's basic knowledge of the biology of pregnancy is so welcome on this ep. People who haven't witnessed a "normal" first trimester medication abortion often have no idea how crazy they can get even when there aren't problems

David Winn

Love hearing Amber. She’s always a delight, even with the subject

Gary Alexander

I suggest reading the post again. The point wasn't "codifying Roe would be bad" but "SCOTUS would have struck it down too." That you've imagined somewhere I forgot to add "in the interim it would have been pointless" as well seems to be the source of your problem, good thing I didn't say that. And yes, war against SCOTUS, because its very existence makes every law you hold dear tenuous.

etienne

aiight fine

Luke Rybuck

Good to have you back Amber!

Michael Barbarich

Blasting two packs of Camel wides a day to stick it to Brandon. And kill myself in a way that won't make the lapsed Catholic in me feel guilty

Marina

Loved your comments at the end, Amber. I think she’s right. There are definitely a certain sect of Christian republicans that are going to be shocked and appalled at the natural outcomes of this decision. I also come from this world. There are many people who truly believe in their hearts that overturning Roe was a calling from God to defeat a moral evil. You may think they’re the dumbest people in the world, but they aren’t acting with intentional malice. They’re totally sincere and believe that America will flourish because of this decision. They donate their own money to support the poor and orphaned children, but are afraid of universal healthcare. Many of these people are young women themselves who don’t understand the strength of the patriarchy they’re calling upon. I don’t think many people in this specific group of pro-lifers stopped to consider the consequences for women who don’t comply with an abortion ban. However, I’m afraid that by the time they realize what they’ve done, it will be too late to change.

Blaz Kelbl

She said specifically on this issue.

Marina

Idk why everyone’s making it so weird, sometimes you just chill with your homies for a few hours and refer to them solely as “dad” or “zaddy”. Everyone’s done it

blackFFillip

half of it is just keeping Felix from talking over everyone

etienne

^ this guy gets it

Dark Alliance

I like the Heat reference at the end.

justdave

Amber's amazing, Matt's goin full nihilist, which doesn't mean he's wrong, goddammit I'm so angry

William

What the fuck are you talking about? Do you have a time code for an example because I have never once felt that

etienne

probably when she said "no actually this is a Women issue" which you could construct as terf dogwhistle. I'm not too sure what to make of this. Yeah, obviously there's anti LGBT legislation coming down the pipe one way or another, but can you say it's not the right time to point that out and that women / person of the womb / birthing persons / wamyn should get this couple days just for themselves? Iunno I don't think I want to think about it that deep

Juji Gatame

I liked the old school Cum Town episodes when she lived with Nick and would be a pseudo 4th cumboy via the medium of having off mic conversations with them while she got ready to go out.

Dan

To be honest— I feel like when people say, organize your local community it’s about as effective as saying vote harder.

Dan

It’s time for the left in America to embrace and define their own brand of nationalism. Sorry I don’t make the rules.

NLC

I don't always agree with Amber's takes on stuff but the one area IMO where she really hits it out of the park is on having a lived understanding of how working class socially conservative people in the heartland actually are. (Lower Midwest / Appalachia in particular) I grew up adjacent to her world and she gets it more than the other guys.

Simon

I think it is constructive to talk about what the democratic party should do - even if I believe it won't do anything - because that's how you get true believers in the democratic party to examine the contradictions that they have both internalised and done their best to ignore Like a "gateway drug"

Simon

there was definitely some gap in the logic or some missing context that they all seemed to understand but which was unsaid

Woke Batou

Grew up Pentecostal in Fresno. I think Amber has a good case on this point too

Jack

Felix is totally (and unfortunately) correct about there being a small but crucial portion of the population that will not only support but even be excited by the prospect of more women getting arrested and imprisoned. And even worse, he’s also completely right that a lot of this group is young — something that becomes very apparent if you spend even ten minutes on the right-wing side of tiktok. Once again, Felix proves to be the only tiktok-literate chapo member

etienne

seein a certain amount of young edgelords who are actually really hype at forcing gay men back into being closeted and married to women; things of that nature. It has a constituency somewhere out there

stop watcherman

Her self satisfaction bleeds through even at her most germane

Dan

Good to think about it from the standpoint of defining viable strategy. But dems themselves have to be removed from power- there is no way around that

Dan

Why does it feel like that’s exactly what people say about u irl?

Adam Reese

They had time to prepare a response. And didn't.

Evan Silverman

Someone get anthony 30ccs of pussy stat.

Bobi Jon-son Kenobi

I was dreading this episode, but hearing Amber’s voice eased my worries

Dez Martin

AMBER GOOD MORE AMBER

Torgeir Tannenwald

why the need to point it out, what is it you feel you are adding here?

SHANOV23

Amber calls Matt dad at 1:11:50

Stolzie

Can somebody/Amber explain why Amber thinks “Planned Parenthood is fuckin evil”?

Mark

“Oprrssion fantasy football”… Holy shit

DrNerdBoi

Fundraisers under their name, then funnels it to the DCCC

orc

#teamamber made my week

Brandon

*glass breaks* IS THAT AMBER HEARDS MUSIC?!! BAH GAWD KING IT IS!!!

Titivilis

Everyone knows the DL whuddup with Gorsuch though.

Colin Clark

I miss Amber so bad precisely for this reason.

Simon

not disagreeing

Dan

I love how they casually shit on AOCs plan. Without any kind of a clear and defensible national agenda the left has NOTHING. “Ehh I don’t really agree…” Fuck you, they are using judicial review to destroy everything you are fighting for. If people on the left had any kind of party discipline and strategy we wouldn’t be bitching about this right now.

Maxwell Harkness

AOC's ideas are fine but also she is on person in a caucus of around 220, most of the rest of which would give up the whole thing to continue to go to cock tail parties with the same supreme court justices and fundraise. It would take a massive hostile takeover of one of the two parties to even sniff at some of that stuff

Jacob

It's okay amber I call Chris daddy to

justdave

Good night Stavbot, I love you 🫂🛌

Dan

“Her ideas are fine, but”.. I realize I’m de aling exclusively with sorry sacks of shit, but please show some kind of integrity. You need a national strategy, you need generals and disciplined lieutenants. Again right now you have nothing. When are you going to quit bitching about progressive leaders that you all fucking backed, and fucking do something?

B2B Commuter

When are you, Dan? Or have you diluted yourself into thinking that angry posts are politics?

Dan

Ur right. Posting comments is reacting only in ways that reiterate your uselessness. It’s not at all normal to have other kinds of reaction.

schleepy

Damn, good to have Amber back!

Hector Jaime

I love Stav, but the Adam Friedland Show is funnier than Cumtown.

Lawson

Missed hearing amber on the pod

Eric Jacobsen

maybe it's just because I got on the Chapo train around 2020, but to me Amber is an absolutely essential component of the 'pod. come back A-Train we <3 u

Jimmy McMillan

When I first started listening to Chapo gas prices were low and Amber appearances were abundant. Don't make me have to root for America kicking womens teeth in just so Amber can be brought on to comment

Fat_H

Amber best pod member, sorry Felix

David Cox

I think Matt has a good well thought through structural analysis however not that the others do not but are we making this a *competition*?!?!?!?!

Frederick Gallucci

Amber is back!!!!! Sick. We love it, don't we folks.

Juan Suarez

striking down a law is more difficult than reverting case law