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The Pink Stuff (Patreon)

Published:
2022-07-22 05:07:01
Edited:
2022-07-22 20:11:07
Imported:
2026-06

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The boys talk about the newest TikTok sensation, a nonstandard pink ranch-based sauce that you order on TikTok. The older men only hang around the Gen-Z community college a little bit, as it is eventually time for them to concentrate on horse race politics, and see which losers in the 2022 midterm races will get processed into pink sauce at the factory.

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etienne

wow me giving even the slightest bit of cred to fetterscam was a huge L and embarassement on my part. I will be waterboarding myself over it

DT

Matt having grudging respect for a Midwest flavored big oaf boy who had a stroke has got to qualify as a Lathe of Heaven moment.

Chapo Bath House

+Brandon accidentally announcing his cancer in 2022

lake

Interesting to listen to old episodes following the 2024 election.

Reece Coren

somewhere out there is an alternate universe where doug mastriano beats josh shapiro for governor and has to spend his entire term telling the state jewish kids at penn feel unsafe and need to be heard

CJ

Nice

saintbeau

i would've been satisfied with fuschia

Basil

Please no slop please no slop

Misha the Homeless

Helluva time to be alive, what with all the different colored condiments nowadays

Shimosanz (Brian Sanchez)

Ah, now this is the lateness I’m accustomed to. Thank you boys I will now consoom my slop.

Bob Duvall

Purple Ketchup still reigns supreme

Thom

I imagine you could put beet juice in some mayo for a pink sauce you can use. That'd probably be pink.

Madeline

Is this not showing up in anyone else's RSS feed?

HotCouchNation

John Fetterman looks like a giant from Skyrim. It fucking rules.

K H

Confirmed pink sauce is fetus parts. Goated on the sauce and compatible with Jül. Hunter to endorse this November. It does kill covid. Stem cells n shit

K H

Yes. It's shadowbanned from my feed aswell.

MoldyTolge

maybe ranch+dragon fruit+jalapeño? I just might try that

Patreon

dairy sucks. im vegan btw

Patreon

id much rather dip my vegan chicken nuggies in bismuth subsalicylate

Viv Kemp

Yep, same here.

Cardboard

Gimmie that slop

Aaron Baer

Ahhh, nothing like fresh slop in which a piggy can wallow and frolic ... I rejoice at every installment of our collective devolution ...

Alexandr

Choosing to interpret the outro song as a reference to Virgil.

Alexandr

Secret... ASIAN Man! Secret... ASIAN Man!

AbeLinkin

I am an American consumer/patriot and I demand my treats ON TIME.

AbeLinkin

Didn’t he chase down and arrest a black kid with a gun? Fetterman had the gun, not the kid.

Starcult

RSS-feed not updated make Starcult a dull boy

Shiv

pink slop

8BitThunder

Can’t wait for my midwestern sauce fedex to arrive. Goes great with french fries, french toast, or French Stewart

BigBoto

Oh God u just reminded me of the early 2000's Heinz green ketchup stunt *shudder*

Your Momma

What's up with the RSS disconnect?

Doug Cartel

pink sauce sounds like some Tim & Eric iJammer bullshit edit: hey hold on, hating food cooked in seed oil is clearly anti-Ukranian, they have lots of sunflower oil

Turlough Kelly

Pill status: WILL: Still grill-pilled FELIX: Black-pilled MATT: Pill of an entirely new colour no-one has seen before

Bill Bush

'Our sauce merchandising is in shambles'

Ben Burke

really not a fan of the "slop" trend. talk like a normal person

MR DOG

Not showing up in the rss feed

Mike Chang

Anyone having trouble seeing this in the Apple Podcasts app?

Ascetic Blur

The pink sauce is the only protection from Monkey Pox You fools!

justdave

can you guys change the theme song to the one from 'Brazil'? Just once in awhile - it would really help me cope

Cy Parker

Wow the blurb accompanying this album is written particularly well

NYCM&AHole

Joke’s on you all: Joe Brandon has been dead for 5 years already so Covid can’t get him

Zack Van Sant

Living in Pennsylvania rules because our governor's race is between a Qanon psycho and a cop

Budget Hireling

Why do I not already have my Chapo Slop dipping sauce in my grubby little hands?

Jawn Feddermang

Take a shot of pink sauce every time Felix does the Midwest “yeah-no”

Give_Sodium

I dreamed a dream that this would be in my RSS feed

Evan Scott

oz and snooki are both north jersey characters, south jersey is even more feral

Evan Scott

pretty sure you can see manhattan from oz's house

Josh

First time listening on patreon.

Null_null

Chapo listeners, if you fondly remember Nevada 2020, pls stfu. Make new memories, you annoying little piggies. Move from Brooklyn to LA. Get a swimming pool. What is wrong with you people?

Evan Scott

Shapiro is really one of the worst kinds of democrats

etienne

every time someone mentions the black jogger incident online John Fetterman wins another election

Null_null

Yeah, not sure what was going on there.

orc

You guys just don’t understand Florida culture

Paul Giamatti

Democrats funding far-right opponents are thinking that they're doing some genius level machiavellian manipulation but are too stupid and blinded by ideology to realize how fucking terrible of an idea that is. pure dunning-krueger

October

I fucking love Klaus Wunderlich.

Rowan

also can confirm

etienne

really enjoying the conservative-based societal vision of how consumer and industrial safety should be enforced. EPA, FDA, SEC, all this shit down the drain because it's anti-liberty and communistic and a waste of money. No: all food safety should rely on incredibly annoying people giving away business cards with dietary requirements, and all financial regulation should be just dudes on robinhood making activist shorts

Major bit me

This explains why I saw a dozen Louisianans chasing and barking at the mail truck yesterday

Lars Boschek

Anyone know if they disabled downloads?? I cant find any info rn and i wanna make sure im not crazy

Brian Siano

Yeah, there've been two Grey Wolf podcasts that I couldn't download into Podcast Addict or Media Monkey.

Chris Hildreth

Seed oils aren’t bad for your especially compared to saturated fats. dozens of studies finding that replacing saturated fats w seed oils leads to decreased cardiovascular risk and subsequently mortality rates. Grifters trying to sell keto and mechanistic bullshit that doesn’t check out in the research. Y’all made me do this.

Tanner McCullough

Anyone else not having the episode show up on apple podcasts?

Daniel

Thats why theyre “the dry boys” and not full time lil gumshoes. No need to pit these two radio programs against each other! The goofs and bants have been nice lately 👍

Walking Bones

Northern Jersey is barely a place, it's basically shitty Southwest New York

William

They have been lower energy lately. However, Trueanon isn't doing anything remarkable lately either. They've done better work in the past and personally, the material they are putting out now isn't good or interesting enough to tide me through Brace's jokes any longer. By contrast chapos are roughly good for about 12min of good content every ep

William

Who the fuck has made any memories worth keeping since Nevada 2020

William

Sorry that you found the comments section

Titivilis

Dem "strategists" bankrolling maga candidates works for them whether the candidates win or lose, since it's not actually about winning elections, it's just about maintaining control of the democratic party itself. They more cynical of these guys might actually even want these guys to win, because it's the only way they know how to make money in the first place.

Gnome Choomsky

It's not showing up on podcast addict either :/

AbsenteeUncle

Trump_wrong.gif. Evidence - race me bitch

Chris Hildreth

I will race you anywhere at anytime via any mode

Null_null

That's the point I'm trying to make. I didn't appreciate Felix's "Remember when is the lowest form of conversation" re: Nevada.

lauren bala

I lived in Chilmark briefly and worked in the place Larry and Alan got into the tiff but had to legit leave in the dead of the night just because the vibes were so off. Rich people are so fucked up.

Shawn Ritchie

It doesn't look like this episode ever actually pushed out vis RSS? Neither Pocket Casts nor Overcast are showing it as available yet.

Justin Comer

pounding my fists on the table chanting, R! S! S!

Josh

I meant because of the fucked rss feed but I’m sorry too. For everything

Null_null

@walking bones -- I am from North Jersey and hate Jersey in general, but I do possess a form of home state pride that goes something like this: shut the fuck up you're not from here and you have no idea what you're talking about.

Chris Hildreth

Zero empirical evidence via actual human trials show that seed oils are worse than saturated fats in causing heart disease or negative long term health outcomes. Meta analysis and individual trials all show the same thing in *actual human trials*. Seed oils correlational negative effects are from people eating shit food. Yes obviously eating Whole Foods and complex carbohydrates are going to lead to better outcomes but seed oils are not uniquely dangerous.

Hannah

there seems to be a delay between an ep showing up on patreon and any of the podcast feeds, it's been consistent from what I've seen

Evan Scott

dude that weston price foundation website looks like it's for a cult from the mid 2000s. talking about the paleo diet and superfoods. lmao

THEKILLERWHALE

Let's get all the Williams in this thread

Chris Hildreth

Someone is going to miss the one simple trick to long term health outcomes because they’re being to political…

Evan Scott

their website has a whole section for covid disinfo and a campaign about how soy is toxic

I am become reply guy

I only compare them because they’re the two podcasts I’m subscribed to.

Bongerius

Chapo Steak House Ranch

Kevin Price

Hell yeah I love being a south jersey feral American

Cardboard

Rest in peace Brother Michael

Besand

100th comment 🤠

JASON

The Venezuelans have a pink sauce called salsa rosada. It’s fucking ketchup and mayo.

Dyyyyylan

Lmao damn, this comment might have convinced me to unsubscribe

Maxwell Harkness

im convinced Walker is going to win by like 5,000 votes out of 4,000,000.

Jack "Doku" Gray

This is the violence the maduro regime commits against it's people everyday.

MoriBones

I think it's a platform wide issue. other pods I subscribe to also don't have the download option anymore :(

Lucas

Great Ep

MKatieUltra

Will was describing hormesis

Titivilis

It is a color only the virtuous can see.

J P 3

The Dems had some success backing the craziest Republicans in 2010/2012/2018. Todd Akin in Missouri, Sharon Angle in NV, Richard Mourdock in Indiana, Roy Moore in Alabama. But it's not exactly a move that you do from a position of strength. As someone pointed out, the Dems are boosting the most right-wing Republicans in GOP primaries, and the GOP is boosting the most right-wing Dems in Democratic primaries. The net result is still a right-ward shift.

blackFFillip

“I mean, like, I, I, I just like, look, I think it’s uh if, if people, I mean, look, look most of what we eat, breathe and drink in this country is poisonous in one way or another.” Well said, Will!

Liam

Does Chris realize he forgot the episode number? Boy I hope he got fired for that blunder

Jason Nuclear

I think the only thing that might be potentially bad about seed oils for your health is the method of extraction, pressed vs solvent extraction, with the former being the better choice health wise (the idea being that there is some residual solvent left over from the process even if in trace amounts), but there’s nothing inherently bad about the oil itself

etienne

chris goes to europe and the pod falls the fuck apart that's job security baby

etienne

the thing with the Pink Sauce is that it represents yet another push into postmodernism. Let me explain. Foods during the pre-modern era would explain itself via what it is, directly. Tomato sauce, apple pie, honey mustard, coca-cola. Then came modernism and food started to describe itself via areas it claimed to represent or feelings it meant to evoke: key lime pie, ranch sauce, barbecue sauce, mission burrito, chicago deep dish. Then came the push to separate the meaning altogether and name foods after just abstract concepts or just noises: pink sauce, pepsi, cheeri-o's, hot pocket. There is less and less indications of what is situated inside the food or what inspired it until it's pure detached referrend: "pink sauce"

justdave

What is the wave of mass shootings but a sign of spiritual sickness? -Maybe I haven't had a good bowl o' mud bugs in too long

William

Idk if you're trying to be funny but you really just come across as a cunt

William

The only thing I understood about your point was that you were being a giant douche

W

Dragon fruit doesn’t taste like anything

Mike B

Wudder ice

Aaron Baer

woo'dr ice ... Trust me, I'm from Philly

Null_null

I’m so curious as to what you think I was trying to say...

stop watcherman

Pretty sure it’s water ice; seed of Philly native

Derwood

Year of the smile baby! Stoked to see both you guys and TrueAnon in Chicago this fall

AKorgar

Soylent green Red food pellets, blue food pellets, yellow food pellets

AKorgar

Don't feel bad Chris we love you

AKorgar

Felix isn't blackpilled, he's sable-pilled

Ben

Hogan was term limited but Cox beat Hogans handpicked moderate successor

Dan

When was the last time the chapo boys liked a candidate that won anything?

Post Void

Why not skip the extra steps and just dunk your wings in Pepto Bismol?

Budget Hireling

The election of 1932, altho they did criticize FDR for banning the first pink dipping sauce in America and for getting owned by polio.

etienne

I think the top rated politician in chapo lore by now has to be Rashida Tlaib

Dan

Nice Ben Burgis name drop, are we pro MLM politics debate circuit now?

George Lochinski

In America we just give this concoction the most cursed of names: mayochup

Chantz

We love a Bucks County shoutout, thank you boys

Andrew Carmichael

Just eat less fucking food, you’ll feel better. If you live to 83 instead of 78, who cares. All of your useful time is spent on the internet. Fuck off!

mrakobesiye

All of the Herschel Walker "rants" that go viral are recognisable pentecostal testimony, the gun story is about god saving him from demonic powers. He's dumb but his intended audience 100% sees him as a person bearing witness to God's gifts, not, like, "a crazy guy"

vermouth

what the fuck are these guys talking about

William Beamish

From what ive read most seed oils are good for you; canola oil im pretty sure on

teacup

Bush meat, pink sauce from TikTok, and the midterms. Not a particularly wacky episode tbh