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656 - Bug Chasers (8/22/22) (Patreon)

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2022-08-23 03:23:17
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2026-06

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Matt and Will put on their sports radio hats and rank the prospects for the 2024 GOP primary. Then we discuss the bug scourge now plaguing America, and the people who are NOT doing their part to stamp out the menace.

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Satcomdaemon

If there's anymore panty sniffer shaming content on this, I'm cancelling my subscription

Alexandr

Heckin' title

AbeLinkin

Surprised no mention of the success of John Wilkes Booth

Michael

During their divorce Ivanna Trump said she wanted full custody of Don Jr as a bluff and Don Sr apparently didn't object to the idea.

Brandon

True dude won the war with one bullet well after his side already surrendered

Brandon

Never mind I apparently never was informed it was only 6 days after Lee’s surrender

T.A. Martin

Someone's super-extra edgy today.

Alec

Stop it with it this title. Ur cancelled mr chapo.

Dan Baggar

idk if this has anything to do with spotted lantern flies and the morons who don’t want to kill them cause i’m not gonna listen to this til tomorrow but seriously any NYC piece of shit that is too fucking woo woo to stomp on one of these motherfuckers has never seen that damage they do and are not realistic enough to deal with the future we have ahead of us and should just permanently strap themselves into a VR headset where they can be as soft as they want to be and not bother anyone else.

Peter Annee

Saw the title and thought Adam Friedland was gonna be a guest

Calvin Smale

Chapos at their best when they have electoral spectacle to rag on, eager for a return to form

Evan

My smack has arrived!! Cmon boys let's tie off together.

Jessica S

First they came for the lantern fly…

Jessica S

Seriously, what a wonderful existence when your biggest grief in life is “won’t somebody think of the bugs??”

Jessica S

Nah, bunched panties is for those who think this is actually bunched panties. This is a wedgie.

Jessica S

Poor Junior, nobody loves him. I guess it’s worm dinner for him.

Jessica S

I had to look up bugchasing b/c I’m ancient at 45. It left me wondering if the true pathological phenomenon is columnists who can’t help themselves from inserting fiction as fact into the public consciousness and watch it spread, much like a virus. Similar, I suppose, to the WaPo creating a meaningless ranking to generate buzz, in which case I’m a guilty buzzing bug and should be smashed on sight.

K H

We all need to be squished like dirty tiny bugs

K H

My father and his father before him

K H

Just because killing bugs gets you hard it doesn't make you hard. That would probably be a popular VR scenario; Stomping bugs but they all having heaving bosoms and kawaii faces

Torgosaves

What did they trick them about?

Doug K

Matts quickfire responses at like 44 mins is so good

kwrob

Love Matt defending Pomeranians

Jorge Enesto

i aint squishing no bugs cuz i'm vegan but lmfao at woo woo

Nick Fredman

Australians aren’t great at civic duty either but at least here the most individualist vegan hippy will swerve to run over our common enemy, the cane toad.

Olen Koira

this bug segment is Reddit af

Crosley Querin

Quote chiwee one episode, talk about killing pomeranians the next. Smdh.

Mae

Giving a podcast your money so you can heckle them in the comments on patreon is next level grindset right there.

William

I'm certainly not kink shaming but let's keep the comments clean, alright? Okay, I did not know about the HIV thing lol. I was just trying to make a joke about telling people who want to get "smashed like bugs" to be less horny

William

I hope that fat stupid fuck mike pompeo does run so he gets his nose rubbed in the shit

Adam H.

When I saw this episode title I thought they had Adam Friedland on.

William

Waiting for the Washington Post to publish an article saying, "why is rural America so hungry when there's all this cake to eat?"

Ian H

Weird to hear two self-professed animal lovers talk about just generally killing insects for no reason. Most insects are cool and good, animals like any other with a useful ecosystem role. The lanternflies and their ailanthus sympathizers should be subject to a merciless and unceasing jihad though.

James Roche

We will never see Felix again.

Fresh Dill

Crystal meth Orson Welles was gold. Gold Jerry, gold!

nicedickdude

I think Will is the only CTH member who learned how to ride a bike.

Brody Knaak

Felix has left chapo to be Stavs sidekick on his new late night show

justdave

I've been elected to speak on behalf of all American Disaffected Leftists (ADL) - We stand with our Bufonidea brothers and sisters against our common enemy, the bugs. The red green alliance stands and we have declared war on Australians in solidarity

justdave

As comrad Kermit D. Frog has stated 'uum we did not land on Ayers Rock, um Ayers Rock landed on us'

Chubby Justin

I shall faithfully execute this fatwa on the lantern flies

Ascetic Blur

Give everyone on the Eastern seaboard a flame thrower to eliminate the latern fly threat.

big microbe

Hey could you mail us a couple of those toads? I think I have a solution to this lanternfly business

Michael

Simon and Garfunkel made a song about how sparrows are a general nuisance to every member of life only ever to be accepted by death

big microbe

Or at least give me one, I'm hella responsible

Beehive Fucker

whenever Felix isn't on pod, all the other characters should be asking "where's Felix?"

Post Void

Please cut off my head, I don't deserve to live.

Baron

Also, there are numerous insects protected by either the ESA or the FWS through other laws, like the burying beetle, Cassius Blue butterflies, and yellow-faced bees. Step your game up Chapos!

john mccainus

i don't kill lantern flies because i'm sympathetic to the plight of colonizers

John Harwood

The rest of the gang can do cool tricks on scooters tho

Bryant Eng

Absolute nonsense lmao. They are an invasive species that threaten multiple agricultural resources (grapes, logging, etc) and that threaten local species as well.

Marina

Good Lord! We know you Shinzo’d Felix, you animals!!! 😡😡😡😡

Pete

Seb

I for one have a bad case of Sununu fever

Clean Shirt Piggie

Harvest the lantern flies and make them into American Burger

Micheline

Found and killed a lantern fly on my lunch break as I listened to this very pod!

Zach H.

Episode 656, does that mean episode 666 could drop on Halloween?

Treppy

LOSER!

Karl Childers

worth it for the orson welles meth bit

BureaucracyNow

Will feeding Matt the names in the lightning is fucking insanely funny. Gimme more of that slop yummmmmyyyyyyyy

K H

Same. Jew and crypto Jew

K H

You will thank your lucky fucking stars for lantern flies and basically any bug based protein once climate change fully decimates grapes in the US. You will tell tales to your mutated children that all look like Epstein, about a time when lantern flies roamed wild without any need for the complex system of farming and cultivation you will then employ. You will worship a golden idol of the lantern fly.

Garth Hillsborough

I'm just walking around all day thinking about "aaaaaahhhh the bugs..."

Karl Childers

are you trying to tell me that you don't enjoy hearing every joke and observation filtered through forced analogies to a 20 year old videogame franchise you've never played

justdave

When I was a kid in ROTC in high school, we all had to take the ASVAP or whatever for joining the military, it got out that I did really well, so I told everyone I was accepted into 'games and theory' which is not part of the US military but in fact the psychic school in Starship Troopers- everyone believed me- even the teachers

Ian H

Dude, I'm not sure you understood either of the comments you're responding to here. No-one is saying we shouldn't eradicate invasives like the lanternfly. I was referring to the rant on "bugs" that they started the segment with, where they also claimed that no insect species are endangered.

james

They’re of course referencing “the gift”, my favorite movie.

Chad Dopamine

I thought the lantern fly segment was hilarious. Yes I live on the west coast and have never heard of this until now

Null_null

My son and his mom have really bonded over killing lantern flies. They’ve always been close, but this is the first real shared activity they’ve enjoyed together. It’s so heartwarming.

veni

We just have to hope that Hallowe'en comes a month early this year 🤞

M.R. Alchemist

Felix late to his own wedding like in flubber: "Aw shit I forgot the goop"

Dan

Just for Felix tho

etienne

will is a big closeted NUMTOT I love him with all my heart

TugNuggins

I'm doing my part! (on the side of bugs)

TugNuggins

This man gonna stab 1 (one) fly 40 years from now

Simon Esders

I think we lost the war on the bugs when everybody started getting sad about the bees.

AbeLinkin

Got triggered like a flake when Will called the pro-bug people “truthers,” thus equating these people to people who question the official narrative of 9/11

Matt Crossin

this kind of beltway garage stuff is what I listen to chapo for. 2024 is gonna be great. We love it.

GRILLMASTER

RIP TO A REAL 1 MY MAN FELIX SLEEPT THRU HIS ALARM AND GOT FIRED WE BEEN THERE TO BRO

AbeLinkin

Is this just lib gossip or are any of these backdoor rumors about the Trumps true? We’ll likely never know

Daniel

Love a lil 1v1 matt and willie special. Almost as nice as when the boys were just on the ‘Best Show with Tom Scharpling’. which was just delightful

SF

Can you find another way to say “cool and good”? It’s very twee.

Jesse DeStasio

Pompeo and Scott are the Godskin Duo from Elden Ring

CT

Homey, this ain’t the Swiftian prose you think U spittin

Doug Cartel

gomen gomen I say as I bow and shuffle backwards from throngs of pissed off old japanese ladies

Doug Cartel

the instant you said the assassination was apolitical I just decided this assassin was japanese john wick

Bobby Volcano

This was a very good episode. Spoofs and goofs are the highest form of socialist realism

C. Ries

You’re a moron

AbeLinkin

I am rubber, you are glue

paperedcuts

Was slaughtering flies left and right while listening to this… also poor wittle man had to step down cause of ibs 🥺 every girl in America has ibs grow up honey

Sean

Just Matt and Will riffing was so good. The Orson Welles bit about the bugs had me dying

The Adventures of Mac

As a pitbull owner I might have to establish a kill-on-sight doctrine against Chapo.

Poppy Chulo

They were joking about killing all the bugs, it's alright, you don't have to look to be offended by everything.

Poppy Chulo

Lol every girl has irritable bowel syndrome?

Poppy Chulo

Pitbulls have a well earned reputation.

leah

they already kinda look like children. just let him off the leash

Tei

The rant on bugs was a reference to starship troopers, one of their favorite movies.

Socrates 2

Ah, but in his heart the American is the true bug, and helping the lanternfly in its administration of divine justice is doing your part to save humanity and the global ecosystem

Socrates 2

Your futile stomping will not slow the tide of the bug. The bug is God's wrath. The bug is a plague of the new judgement. The bug will lay barren your crops. The bug will erode your monuments. You will drown in the rising ocean of bug. All glory to the bug.

owen

Not legal to kill praying mantids

owen

whatever happened to separation of church and state amirite?

Keith Zehr

They’re an endangered species, dude!

owen

thatsthejoke.jpg

Poppy Chulo

Great lame monologue then?

Maxwell Harkness

If Wash Po were honest, they would include Lindell, Flynn, and MTG on the list. Each have flaws (Flynn's anti-charisma, Lindell's being potentially too stupid for politics, MTG being too busted), but each would body at least half of the WaPo cuck list.

Eevie

And a war crime to impersonate a praying mantis

Thomas Carroll

What a delightful opportunity to showcase the comedy and swag of Matt and Will. We love Felix, we wish him well, and this was a great episode.