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681 - Underworld: Rise of the Dybbuks (11/17/22) (Patreon)

Published:
2022-11-17 23:39:21
Edited:
2022-11-18 02:07:38
Imported:
2026-06

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Hakeem Jeffries takes the reins of house leadership from Nancy Pelosi. Trump officially announces his 2024 run. Herschel walker battles monsters. I’m trying to post this on deadline before running to a family dinner so apologies for brevity.

Tons of programming and subscriber announcements, find all the updates here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/announcing-hell-74753159

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Maxwell Harkness

"i could see a year from now and it's a hilarious that we ever thought DeSantis was a tier 1 candidate" yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup from the future

Hardcore Virgin

Why do conservative writers consistently fuck up the usage of the cliche “turn on a dime”

Reece Coren

now i finally know the difference between minks and sabels. thank you, Felix!

tyler

holy shit will you guys slow down? i’ve already gorged myself today and now there’s another course?

Mike Loudin

Slop time for this little piggie 🐷🐷🐷

Nolan

Wow! This is my favorite show, I can’t wait until me and the hosts are best friends and live in a big house together despite the 15-20 year age difference.

MC Prescott

So much slop today, I’m gonna eat til I puke

Bill Martin

Incredible amounts of slop today

Marduk

Chris you the real MVP 🥲

TangiePower

Really happy with the announcements today. Feels like a new era in Chapo. Between this and what TrueAnon been doing for the past year it’s great to see the left wing media space refresh itself.

BB

CHRIS ON THAT POSTING TIP TODAY

Matthew Black

To the genius who released the 10,000 farm minks: please do not do this. They need to be taught to hunt by their parents, cannot survive in the wild, and are likely to starve or get hit by cars instead of thriving.

shante

listen to gretch did by gmac cash

shante

and big gretch by gmac cash

JD Nonce

THREE chapo notifications in one day?!

Sinkpiss

More into center-left talk

Joe

Election Integrity Knights

Poppy Chulo

Brilliant move putting someone named Hakeem in charge of the house. Nothing will win the suburban mom swing voters over like Hakeem "I'm going to break into your house and steal all your pumpkin spiced candles death to America" Jeffries.

Evan Pitkin

Horse race stuff. The oatmeal raisin type of chapo episode.

William

Nah, more like bread and butter Chapo. This is what they've been about more than anything else

William

This Jeffrey guy seems like he's bringing the same "caring about Twitter issues" energy Kamalas campaign brought to the world

leah

Felix paying tribute to early chapo by using his fucking laptop mic!!!!

Meg Peterson

Mink false eyelashes are pretty popular.

Jake Zydek

triple header. nice.

Paul F. Holzfäller

I think if Donald Trump wants to “Romanov” the likes of Pence, DeSantis, and their families then that’s up to the voters to decide.

kallampero

Finally a follow up to The Age of Treason. 🥀

kallampero

Chapo: what do you want to buy with a bunch of annual subscription money that monthly subscriptions can't afford?

Gulb

The actual best history podcast is Sam Biagetti's Historiansplaining.

B2B Commuter

Whitmer in the past two days has announced she’ll be accepting speaking opportunities at colleges in other states, said that she will start doing foreign visits and will be putting ads out in Ohio and Indiana to try and attract businesses to Michigan over their abortion bans. All that is to say that she has absolutely started running for 2024. Biden’s going to announce that he’s one and done come next spring.

Tom Joad

I'm proud the boss is just running and busting all day. Good for him.

kallampero

la llorona = la-yo-ro-na

Jessica S

I can’t wait for the thirty years war series. Which makes my life sound pretty dull.

plainwrap

Anti-drugs is an inferior MAGA culture war topic, right next to anti-trans. The future is anti-homelessness. If Trump dusted off his old 2016 speeches and find/replaced "immigrants" with "homeless" all of the bougie Resistance libs would leave the 'President' part of the ballot blank while voting straight-ticket Dem. Judging from all the Rick Caruso endorsements he'd also get celebrity support too.

Kaleidoscope Chameleon

the annual discount is a huge scam, the future is not promised but im paying for it already?

The Squash

Hearing will pronounce Kootenay's made my day.

Daffy

Was there an official link to the Special Edition Wolf of Wall Street?

Epicfetus

the Varg Vikernes reference had me going

Emmanuel Arce

If the conservative media lines up against Trump it is once again going to give him the veneer of being an “outsider” to me anointing DeSantis this early and telling people Trump has to be abandoned reinforces the (absolutely ridiculous) idea that Trump represents something outside our normal politics that the establishment is afraid of and I think will end up helping him.

Liz

Twitter is dying and Our boys are in GQ. It's a new world folks

Andrew Grissom

I would laugh so hard if the dems decided to prop trump up in the primary against desantis and then get 2016’ed all over again.

Kamran Husain

naw %1000 hershel fell asleep watching twilight

Des Mosome

They wrote it. I didn’t read it. Did you see it. Fancy photo. Big. They said they all laughed. ‘WM’. Did you see that. He laughed. Then they all laughed. One didn’t. He looked sad. That’s sad. But you know. Who has the beautiful laugh. They didn’t say it. ‘CW’. Great. Laugh. Beautiful. They didn’t talk movies. That’s sad. Hell or High Water. You’ll laugh. You may be sad. It’s great.

Nolan

I will be stealing the phrase “political Madden curse” thank you.

Doug Cartel

My only comment on trump is that theres almost never been a good sequel to a movie that never planned for one

Null_null

Problem is not Hakeem Jeffries name! Do you really think the Dems should select party leaders based on some whiteness test?? Also the premise is completely fucked by the fact that the lib wine moms are most racist in the sense that many of them self consciously think every black politician is good.

Joseph Mabrey

Boy we love the 30 years war don't we folks? WE LOVE IT

Joel Austin

I’m just excited to finally have an answer to the age old question.. who wins in a race between a werewolf and a warlock? This is a mystery that has loomed over us as a species for far too long.

B2B Commuter

Leave it to the democrats to nominate a black man from New York to go with the Jewish man from New York when all three groups are leaving the democratic coalition in droves.

Clean Shirt Piggie

Hakeem has already worked his magic by getting the hard left socialists to advocate for Trump to be R nominee in 24. Genius

etienne

who tf is putting politics in my movie review podcast

Daniel Ringnebach

First time I’ve ever heard my last name in any media

kenton

hey 12% is nothing to sneeze at. I never look down my nose on a deal like that.

Ozzie

Herschel working on some new standup material

Mike Bess

Grizzly-eating Beary Dahmer. King.

Andy West

This mf said La Lenora.

Sam

I would like to offer bringing Turks into the race war franchise

etienne

they had way more eps with comedians and other randos actually

Ian H

Yeah the Cushvlog eps where Dawn of Everything was covering Meso-America and Matt had to say stuff like "Tlaxcala" were rough.

🤷🏼‍♀️

“If it can happen to me it can happen to you”

Brendan Garcia

Will dropping “defenestrate.” That’s 30 years war mindset.

Poppy Chulo

Who's talking about liberal suburban mothers? Not I. You're not even on the same page. I'm talking about the demographic that just kept the GOP from cleaning house and that's only because of the abortion blunder. And yes, that demographic will not gravitate towards someone named fucking "Hakeem," an unpleasant truth but still the reality of the situation.

Poppy Chulo

This is why many people subscribed in the first place, if it wasn't for these kinds of episodes I wouldn't be shelling out for my slop and neither would the majority of the subscriber base. Etienne would though because he's a goober.

Poppy Chulo

Yeah the fashion industry can get women to do anything, from dressing like Han Solo to wearing Uggs (sp?) which I'm still convinced was a massive prank.

Brendan Garcia

I work at a printing place and we do a lot of school yearbook photos, and I can’t tell you how many times I see kids wearing Slipknot, linkin park, korn t-shirts. It’s coming back.

Chris

Good looking out, throwing shade at black names is a great idea to build solidarity with

Null_null

Right. My bad. But “we need the racist swing voters” is exactly the kind of political lack of imagination that lost in this election cycle. Do you know what projection is, btw?

etienne

yeah unlike all of you guys i really like the pod cast chapo trap house

Doctor Tony

I came back after cancelling my subscription. That was a mistake I would like to apologize for. It won't happen again. 0 bags of popcorn.

etienne

dude Alice from Trashfuture saw Virgil in a restaurant in Glasgow. this is so out of left field

Poppy Chulo

Lol yeah race does play a part in politics. Welcome to reality.

Poppy Chulo

You know who should be looking out? You, you should be looking out for context. Stop it.

Mark Schneider

I saw what y'all did there- starting out with Rosicrucians and then rotating to Dybbuks later-- careful, boys, that kind of Occult Reveal might annoy the wrong kind of Secret Master for spillin' secrets. Watch your back, maybe you are just neophytes who randomly get things right, but do not awaken the Masters of Atlantis, you will regret doing so!!

etienne

she kind of annoys me for being a lib but yeah she's great

etienne

i have cyberaddiction so i have no accounts anywhere to post with except here. keeps things manageable but it also means i extremely post in here

etienne

there's no way he's living there fulltime. unless? this is so random

Marcus

Banff National Park is the final level of libertarianism.

etienne

yeah which is why the town of banff has a very exacting urbanisn code that forces all building to look like a swiss ski lodge. very libertarian to have to file a dictionary worth of design document with city hall to make any renovation

Thomas

It’s sweet pwussy satday, not good pussy Wednesday.

Michael Ouderkirk

Japan has all those bespoke spooks, but Koreans have the scariest lore of them all. Imagine: you have retired to your bedroom on a balmy summer's eve. All of a sudden the window slams shut. A subtle whirr gets louder and louder. An electric fan has been turned on.

Null_null

Race does play a part in politics. For instance, when Dems alienated black people to appeal to white suburban women, they lost places like Michigan in 2016. Btw, who votes based on who is the out of power party leader in the House? Is that a thing anywhere? God fucking damnit you are stupid.

Chubby Justin

There are two werewolves inside of you

Westerday

Never mentioned Wolfman having nards, couldn’t have watched Monster Squad.

Gutza1

Disappointed nobody mentioned the launch of Artemis I

etienne

it's pretty cool that they're going back to the moon but it pisses me off so fucking bad they're doing it with refurbished solid boosters from the shuttle program. just build a good rocket for once. just make one normal kerolox launch platform with throttlable engines, for the love of christ

Poppy Chulo

You are such a typical Twitter piss baby. Your completely unqualified claims about Michigan aside, you keep dodging the reality of a demographic that pretty clearly kicked the legs out of the red wave. If you honestly believe the unaffiliated suburban mommies won't cringe at every mention of a dem majority leader named Hakeem and the abundant racism in the suburbs and that that won't hurt the party at the ballot box, that PR doesn't play into votes then you should have a retard wrangler help you get dressed and feed you and help you bang away your completely empty crybaby platitudes on the internet. Remember Brack HUSSEIN Obama? The GOP beat that drum for 8 years along with other racist dog whistles and it definitely helped them in 2016.

B Smith

My mom went to high school with walker but hasn’t watched news in years and it’s taken everything for me to hide him from her so she doesn’t get too sad about him growing up to be insane

B Smith

But you know what my mom also talks about vampires and werewolves a lot… it may actually be a Johnson county thing…

Bobi Jon-son Kenobi

The boys’ talk about making the monster movies is just them reverse-engineering Shin Megami Tensei

Null_null

All time dumbass hours right here.

Gabipentin

Let me style Matt for the next GQ story cowards

Bruno Drundridge

And let me style Will! I don't know anything about fashion, but I think he'd look cool in a tophat and tails made out of weed leaves.

AKorgar

Hope they hold up if they're refurbished

AKorgar

They should put me on the case I've played Kerbal Space Program before I know what I'd be doing

Harry P. Ness

glad you boys are finally taking a serious look at how hot Gretchen Whitmer is

William

I mean, there's better, but you do you buddy

etienne

I understand the joke you're trying to make but rest assured they have absolutely qualified personnel making technical design calls for them: senators from alabama

Antonio

Don’t give much weight to Scott Adams disavowing Trump. It used to be his signature move

etienne

you dont see Dilbert strips on cubicle walls nowadays. overshadowed by XKCD

MLVF

We’re all dull together here

Axel H.

I was going to be so disappointed if the outro song wasn’t “Monster Mash”. 😁

drewb

If he's in the west end around Glasgow University where the Chapo live show was, Virgil can absolutely cut about dressed like the biggest podcaster alive without fear of getting chinned for his sartorial choices - this is the country that invented Belle & Sebastian ffs. However if he'd camped out somewhere like Greenock or Airdrie, that would be a different story

etienne

what's a modern webcomic that's as cynical as classic dilbert. webcomic name? oh no

j

These plugs got some stepped on shit

YukiNukem64x

Aye. Please don't tell the qanon people about changelings, they will probably start offing their own cchildrento get their "real kid" s back.

etienne

Sam Dankman-Reef

Trevor Wookfield

Did Felix say we was gonna vote for trump lol

peter_mcc

'racial monster war' would be a perfect franchise to be set in chicago (polish mages guild sponsorship)

K H

I hope the minks rise up and liberate themselves and us. Thank you mysterious mink liberator. You're a hero to thousands.