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696 - Meet the Schlapps feat. Seeking Derangements (1/9/23) (Patreon)

Published:
2023-01-10 04:37:57
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2026-06

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We’re joined by Ben and Hesse of Seeking Derangements to look at the bungled coup in Brazil, Matt Schlapp’s sexual harassment accusations and prince Harry’s explosive new book about getting frostbite on his dick. Finally, we read a New York Post story about parents whose kids hate them so much they have to hire deprogrammers.

LINKS+PLUGS:

Seeking Derangements patreon: https://www.patreon.com/seekingderangements

Hell on Earth launch party, Littlefield, NYC 1/20/23: https://littlefieldnyc.com/event/?wfea_eb_id=479703214227

And Introducing DJ night, Elsewhere, NYC 1/18/23: https://www.elsewherebrooklyn.com/events/night-rippers-presented-by-audio-video-disco-18th-jan-the-loft-new-york-tickets

Talking Simpsons @ SF Sketchfest feat. Matt, 1/25/23: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/talking-simpsons-10p-seating-tickets-500829052177

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Tyler Sutherland

That 92 year old guy the deprogramming article talked about literally kidnapped a lesbian woman from her college, took her WITH HER PARENTS’ PERMISSION to a secluded location, then let his friend try to rape the gay away. They were caught and acquitted in the 1970s

ploob

But she's straight now right.?

Calvin Jarrett

Schould have named this one “Schlapp Stick.” Missed an easy lay upp.

W

Jacques

COM

The slop has landed

Declan Kennedy

We love a Seeking Derangements crossover episode, don't we folks?

Evan Pitkin

Really wish I wasn't eating during the neti pot joke.

Casey Edmondson

Matt Christman and Seeking Derangements have never been observed in the same room at the same time.

Sam Zeng

Love me bitchy gays simple as

HeyB00B00

Canada's insurrection better be fucking LIT whenever it happens. I bet France's will top everyone's cause they'll actually commit to burning down the building

etienne

Schlapp Shot

etienne

already happened

Jeffrey Miller

I really like when they have the Seeking Derangements guys on. Is their podcast worth checking out?

Kenneth Smith

Thank you for not capitalizing the prince title for harry

T.A. Martin

One thing I've been seeing lately is whenever right wingers mention an adult beverage it's nearly always Tito's Vodka or includes Tito's. I know it's "handmade" in Texas, but has it really become a signifier of conservative bona fides? Bog standard neutral grain spirits are what owns the libs now?

Kenneth Smith

Also I looked it up Bebe recha is in fact Albanian. Fuck off Felix

Nah

If no one has pointed it out yet, Manuel's Tavern is THE democrat bar in Atlanta. IIRC, portraits of FDR, JFK, and Carter are on/near the bar

A-Train

HOW CAN HE SCHLAPP!!???!

Shiv

love an “Ok…who’s gay” ep

Cleo

we love!

Wilko

It's even funnier if you speak German. The jokes practically write themselves.

joao z

ok. as a brasileiro i -really- missed christman on this one :/

Max

Dear Patreon podcast, Have you boys ever noticed how similar Bolsonaro is to Trump? They're both brave Patriots standing up against the evil baby-eating socialist cabal. In our house we call him "Salsa Trump" because salsa is Mexican for spicy, and Bolsonaro is one spicy Mexican (if you use this on the show without crediting me I will sue).

justdave

January samba remix

ChlamydiaPuppy2

Seeking more episodes of seeking derangements! Pls pls pls

Z

The maniacal laughter is out of control in this one

dog stone

heart goes out to you man. also does the z stand for zeus

Of course

And the schlopp.

D.O.D

Bebe Rexha is indeed Albanian-American - Felix once again confidently chatting absolute shit while a guest politely humours him

Ardy Rezv

That’s how you know they are true allies

Budget Hireling

Don't worry comrades, I will make sure all your slop deliveries arrive on time from my new 4am post office job.

etienne

Brazilia: intentionally designed by a megalomaniac architect to be a car-mandatory hellscape that's even more alienating than the worst Central Valley tract housing Budapest: putting up the worst and cheapest fake plaster ionic columns and intentionally giving structural and ventilation problem to a perfectly okay modernist office building in order to honor Zeuss

Jeff

what happened to palma?

onlineb

I’ll pay double for hell on earth tickets hmu

Chris

Tito’s seems like a fairly progressive company and donated around $1m to racial equity causes so the chuds may just be seeing Texas and calling it a day

Zinedine Sloterdijk

Baby Rexha is indeed Albanian American. Signed my ex wife is Albanian

Alexandr

o7 to our post officers

Michael Ouderkirk

What did five fingers say to the oiled-up ass?? SCHLAPP!!

EaZy E

Ok, about the eating thing. My wife and I also have a story about what she ate on our first date, but it was because she was 16 and very small, and ate the biggest burrito I’ve ever seen. I miss that place, it got shut down for operating on indentured servants or something. Idk, had a great chicken fajita nacho though.

Bryan Jennings

Very much enjoyed Will almost having a heart attack from laughing so hard during the Schlapp bit.

B2B Commuter

I don’t think they’re drinking Tito’s to own the libs (wouldn’t work the libs are drinking Tito’s to own Putin) I think they’re doing it to justify drinking clear liquor because they couldn’t affect a taste for bourbon, or afford it if they developed one, and the packaging and the fact that it’s from Texas allows them to pretend that they’re just drinking white lightning.

H G

love hesse!!!!!

Jö

as a brainwashed and estranged genderbeast myself, i genuinely appreciate this one a lot. i knew it was only a matter of time before the cultumentary shtick was aimed at my ilk. estranged life is a lot better than family life, but the social and cultural pressure to desist can still be painful. most people i tell about it are supportive, but many accept it with discomfort and reservation; the prodigal son is the narrative blueprint, and we're trained to wait for the other shoe to drop, the regretful epiphany that will have me crawling back. even my trans therapist at a woke clinic admitted to having a bias toward encouraging reconciliation, because "your parents are still your parents." but 4 years in i still think it's one of the best decisions i ever made for myself, and it helps to see the haters clowned. death to the family! death to america!

Cole Durkee

I love when y’all get gay

etienne

Mighty Morphin' Gender Rangers

Richard Perez

The Trucker convoy was our January 6th. It was extremely Canadian because they didn’t even leave their cars to do it. A drive-thru insurrection if you will, as it was too cold to leave one’s vehicle.

Damen Irving

I’d love to go to Yale and get snatched by a centenarian.

SF

“My only point of reference for the royal family is the little gay kid” I’m dying hahhhahahahhah

joao z

nah, it stands for a very unportuguese polish name ) appreciate your sympathy. tbh, this boil was due to explode since the election and the bolsonaristas began to block the highways and subsequently camp out in front of military barracks all over Brazil begging for military intervention, logistics provided by rightwing industrial and extractivists, and certainly some (para)military logistical know-how. it's a tightrope, but this all looks like it's backfiring epically in the fash's faces. Brazil is a Chapo-wonderland, they should mine it more srrsly..

Warbs

I'd love a bonus Will & Hesse Movie Mindset episode sometime.

Major bit me

Whoa your ex wife is Baby Rexha?

Megan

this is a 10/10 episode

etienne

broke: email job woke: mail job

Luggi

Best episode

G

You were on fire this ep!

G

I love it

G

I think he still does some editing but it seems like he stopped to focus on school or something

Valerie

I could not stop laughing holy shit what an episode, bravo <3

Dylan

good one! we love

Alex

Is Charles Koch’s son gay? People are asking

Laurel

Great slop, Chapos. Thanks! And that dress is a real rorschach test.

Comedy News

well at least THEY were laughing a lot!

csalyer .

Chapo has totally just become The View for me and the boys but I'm cool with that

orc

Calling congress on you for spreading misinformation about Bebe rexha

Doug Cartel

so it wasn't a "I fed candy to a diabetic horse while I was high" situation, huh?

Violet

Figures. The one time you actually want Americans to come do some crass resource exploitation in Brazil, they let you down and barely even manage to mine the surface.

justdave

RANGERS, IM GAY

Robert Karnick

“Deprogramming”, Equilibrium is finally coming true

justdave

You seem upset😐

joao z

thank you for picking that up, comrade.

Duane Bailey

Ok but what was the SVU episode

Seri The Doll

So much better without the autistic screeching of Matt.

Brendan Costello

I can't beleive you didn't go for "the sound of one hand schlapping"

Lindsay R

Record amounts of laughing in this ep. Made me so happy 😀

Lindsay R

One Hand Schlapping

Ernest Ambrus

What a great episode. At first, I thought it was the *other* two unfunny cohosts from an earlier episode but I was gleefully wrong.

christoph.s

Even funnier in German, since „Schlapp“ means limp, floppy

Sean

Getting sexually assaulted while having a CCW. Holy shit, lmao

Jonathan G

Sometimes it's the notes you DON'T play. Kudos to Felix for the restraint on this episode, chilling and leaving space for guests and Will to riff while knocking it outta the park when the time is right.

etienne

cuz they "morph" your kid's gender to a different one ... geddit?

Harry P. Ness

Lot of people don't realize the collateral murder video is taken from iirc 2.5km (about a mile and a half) away. The attack helicopter is and will always be the most evil military fighting vehicle. James Cameron understands this and so will we all.

J.P. McD.

Had a nightmare that I went to see Chapo live late (only caught Matt singing with Jon Hamm at the end), then a weird woman asked if I wanted to stay to watch “The Frog Prince”. I stayed and quickly realized it was some kind of Stephen King-esque setup where I’d be trapped there forever, woke up to escape

J.P. McD.

But when I went back to sleep, I was in bed in the dream and the woman started smashing into my bedroom with a pickup truck. Woke up with a yell

MKatieUltra

My dad borrowed my brother’s Nine Inch Nails baseball cap at some point and just started wearing it a bunch, there’s a framed photo series he has of the 90s/Jordan era Bulls that includes him in the hat with the Luvabulls cheerleaders

John Mertes

Places everyone! Places!

Alexandr

JP McD's Nuts

Franklin Shepard Inc.

David Fenton I think they mean the ep where two randos interviewed Chapo as "the current hosts of chapo" since in the ep the chapo hosts were "frozen for 30 years". That one was fucking painful I hope they're never on ever again. I made it 45 minutes in to that one and then almost shot myself just to make it stop

Poppy Chulo

They glossed over the deprogrammer being a feminist. When you hear or read the term "female erasure" its a dead giveaway. The term is one of the newer facets of western feminism and its ideological reaction to trans people entering the current cultural zeitgeist. That's why it's better to just be an egalitarian. Equality with accountability and no extra special privileges for having a vagina and zero transphobia.

Jessica Rios

I miss their passion. I just listening to episode 164 again and they are so different. I don’t blame them but I do miss them when they actually got mad.

LunarZeta

The social conservative-radical feminist alliance against the existence of transgender people is a more incoherent coalition than most people care to notice, not that it matters much for the people that they choose to attack and slander.

Poppy Chulo

The only real socially conservative aspect of feminism seems to be the transphobia, so I consider it very much to just be a facet of liberalism/feminism.

Hector Jaime

It feels very similar to the great replacement theory, this panic that trans women and non binary people are going to erase and replace women and the female sex somehow.

Hector Jaime

I hear these deprogrammers charge $400 an hour. If you know of anyone who needs to be reprogrammed, I’ll do it for $800; it means going double into the mind.

A. Sanchez

Correction needed: NONE of the Shakleton expedition died. And only two had frostbite.