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700 - Shine On You Crazy… (1/23/23) (Patreon)

Published:
2023-01-24 04:17:32
Edited:
2023-01-24 04:20:05
Imported:
2026-06

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We get a taste of the old Trump magic through his beautiful eulogy for one of his most loyal supporters, the wonderful Diamond. Then, we check in with America’s police forces through a(nother) unhinged new Sheriffs movement, and a cop who claims to to be able to discern 911 callers’ guilt through the tone of their voices. Finally, it’s time for a little Game of Thrones theory.

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CJ

1st

Dom

RIP Diamond!

CoatCheckDream

Guessing title is about certain boomers accidentally discovering Pink Floyd isn't based?

saintbeau

i heard diamond from diamond & silk went woke, that's why she went broke.

Toddy Todd

I nominate myself to replace diamond

Bobi Jon-son Kenobi

I thought it was about Diamond of Diamond and Silk dying

Malaparte_Animal

George Washington Santos for Diamond II in 24

Paul F. Holzfäller

Here’s to another 700 episodes you bunch of non-aesthetic men.

Zach Pierce

He REALLY loved that black lady….

Major bit me

Game of Thrones theory 💪💪💪 House of the dRaGoN revisionism 🤮

Zach Pierce

We all knew about the Diamond, but now we have her black woman replacement, SILK. We’re just getting to know her, all of us!

YukiNukem64x

i would self-immolate for charles if he asked me to.

T

Chapo has joined The 700 Club

Ty Baron

shine on you crazy donald

Michael S. Judge

By the numbers according Trig Plasterbury, Voice Detective: 6,500 people in Moraine, OH. Let's say at least one 911 call every day. If 33% of those calls are murderers, then over the last 25 years or so, every single person in Moraine, OH was either murdered or committed a murder

Michael S. Judge

I guess you could say I had a rough childhood. Every year, half of my town killed the other half

justdave

Ummmm, iiim sorry, I just have one more question. Can you uhh explain your whereabouts from saay June 1803 to now 🤔

David

WOO PIG

Jacob Stevens

Feels good to be back in 2018 chapo

Brian Rad

LoL I really need Felix and Matt to discover who Brett Cooper is

Scot Forsythe

Kanye is Viserion, a zombie dragon turned into a wight who is paid by Israeli shadow money to say had things about Jews

Ian H

One of the most frequent uses of that 911 call witchfinding shit is accusing and in at least one case, successfully prosecuting, parents of probable SIDS-death infants of infanticide. As a new parent, this fact produces such absolute gorge-rising horror that it's hard to think about the pigs perpetrating it without contemplating parody.

Jessica S

If this Harpster huckster’s theory rests upon detecting audible cues, note to murderers: brush up on your ASL skills.

Jessica S

I’m sure he uses magical math skills far superior to ours, kind of like the other guy’s superior American geological skills.

Max Beta

Who is the cop in the bad stand up clip they played? I'd like to find that video, thx.

Michael S. Judge

As the last few hours have passed, I have decided to believe that this man is not a con artist, he's a schizophrenic with Capgras delusion who does in fact believe that everyone he's ever met has been murdered and replaced with a copy

justdave

All the best detectives have their quirk!

J P 3

Apparently the Harpster book is still available for sale. For people who have been wrongfully convicted using this method, you'd like to think there is some recourse beyond simply having convictions thrown out.

K H

It is a JoJos reference. They can't stop you believing it.

Ben

Long COVID is real and we are all fucked

Nick Cole

Christ on a bike that was funny

Drew McGill

My favorite thing is that I didn’t think Matts Impression was spot on before but now he sounds EXACTLY like Matt 😂

Memory Erasing

when Trump says "i didn't know/i'm just learning about Silk" translates to "i always saw Diamond as the leader but Silk will be fine by herself"

D.O.D

"George R-Word Martin" is masterful

Doug Cartel

Posse Comitatus? More like pussy cummy titties. I am not seeking writing advice

Adam Freeman

yay more content to munch on

Ozzie

Harpster listened to the 911 call Silk made when Diamond died and the coffee mug fell from his hand like he was Chazz Palminteri in Usual Suspects

etienne

no yeah the thing with Diamond&Silk versus the cops is that they used to be BLM liberals, before adopting the Trump grift to make actual money

etienne

Flava Flav was the Public Enemy hype man and also a great solo career so there's hope!

etienne

in america if: - you have miscarriage: go to prison for abortion - you have sudden infant death syndrome: you go to prison for murder - your teen skips school: you get fined for parent delinquency - your teen transitions gender: you get investigated for abuse sounds great!

No

If you get the Chronic Lyme and Havana Syndrome stack it will cure Long COVID

brodie

Shapiro vs crowder is really a coughing baby vs coughing baby situation

Alex

Lol Jon Snow let’s the wildlings in tho. So if he’s on the border wall he is letting in the migrants

TugNuggins

Lmao got reading instant all time classic. Chapo still got it

Bryan Jennings

The utter disdain in Felix's voice as he says "He has no idea about Young Griff or Jon Conington!"

The Fine Art Revolution

Will! Get Scott Ritter on chapo, we need some antiwar people on as things are getting wild out there

Brenden

let’s go. Dar Leaf is from my county. pray for us 😂

Luke

George R word Martin

Mark Schneider

Crowder is a complete crunk cretin, however-- as to his being "banned from YouTube" I'd heard this story earlier & it's reported he already is . . . but yeah, he could lose a large amount of revenue by his antics dressing up as "a tranny" to show how ridiculous they are or some other absurd theater, so the proviso seems warranted if they're gonna invest in his shtick.

Enoch

Chapo hypocrites call for the dismantling of sheriff departments, while still supporting the murderous regime of Lucas Hood.

Evan Scott

feel like they can find someone who's anti war who didn't fall for a 'to catch a predator' sting multiple times

etienne

they feed us poison [moderna] so we buy their "cures" [microplastics] while they suppress our medicine [mango vape]

Saga

I need an AWOIAF-style wiki just to keep up with the lore of Conservative petty grievances.

Alexandr

George Hard-R Martin

Danny

there is REAL LIFE AVATAR happening in the Atalanta forest right now. Hoping y’all can get someone on to talk about the movement to #stopcopcity soon, especially in light of the recent assassination of a protestor. the years long struggle to stop the total destruction of 300 acres of stunning wildlife to build a fake city so cops can practice riot control needs attention, now more than ever. Rolling stone has covered it, Donziger is talking about it nonstop, even Marianne is tweeting about it!

Damen Irving

She just died? Wow. I didn’t know that. You’re telling me now for the first time. She led an amazing life. What else can you say? She was an amazing woman. Whether you agreed or not, she was an amazing woman who led an amazing life. I’m actually saddened to hear that. I am sadden to hear that. Thank you very much.

Post Void

So a couple episodes back you recommended Blood Merdian and I have been meaning to read/listen it since I've read and watched The Road before. So good start. Then seems repetitive for a bit, but it's building. [Slight spoiler, you find this fact out in like chapter 5] . . . . . I'm not done yet, but it's when the "Humuculus Brother" is introduced to The Judge and he doesn't Jeffery Epstein/Kevin Spacey him, then you know something is up.

etienne

also the underrated subdued "George Orwell Martin" afterwards

Demented Avenger

Your episode title suggests a little Pink Floyd for the outro. I feel cheated without it.

etienne

Will effortlessly dropping the weird guy from Happy Mondays as his example of a hype man is so weird and unexpected but I'll take it and thanks Chris for that hit of Higher!

Bruno Drundridge

Brett Cooper is Ben's replacement little sister. Everyone turned on Abby for her opera-warbling, so Ben just hired a 20 year old college conservative who looks exactly like him.

Jon Lyons

”George R-Word Martin" hahaha god damn

adam

Congrats on 700 episodes!

james

44:41 yeah just some guy lol

Ser Connington

I'm sorry this doesn't make any sense. If Alex Jones is stanis, then Robert would have to be Rush Limbaugh.

T

If this were Gambo, pretty much everyone would be the Starbucks cup.

Broadway Joe

I remember Whitlock as the guy who was a substitute host on Pardon the Interruption. He was always kind of a contrarian, but he never struck me as overtly political in any way. He then had a project at ESPN called The Undefeated, aka “Black Grantland.” Then he abruptly left and was accused of trying to sabotage the project and ever since has made this reactionary heel turn.

Reece Coren

alex stein brought the proud boys to penn state a couple months ago and some poor kids got pepper sprayed

Kevin Boyle

Please let Virgil Texas out of the basement of the Menaker Estate

markers

apparently he's cancelled

Tim O'

Ben Shapiro is the small that's called "tall" for no reason.

AbeLinkin

It was heartwarming to hear such full-blown laughter from Felix as Matt threw in the George “R-word” Martin comment. That’s the good stuff right there.

4-bees

Has Felix seen New Amsterdam? It’s pure prime time schlock on or above the level of This Is Us. The lead disney prince doctor has cancer and is firing all the other doctors for not loving medicine enough.

4-bees

It’s if This Is Us and the West Wing banged and made a hospital drama

Dr. Ron Jambo

Wheres my Hell ep D E F E N E S T R A T I O N N O W

justdave

Thats just soft core porn from 2012

justdave

The only man in politics who stands with his allies, he makes himself look dumb, and somehow maintains her meal ticket- it might actually be 5d chess

Goff Costello

Going to slam my emotional Ferrari into a retaining wall at 200mph like Felix's friend, Audibly McMansion

Terrance McDonald

Joe Biden is definitely Old Nan. Extremely old, feeble, and slightly demented.

ShreksJuicyBussy

I'm here to fuck and smoke weed. and i have a small cock

Zott23

Oh god Prime Time Alex Stein? He was a contestant on a Big Brother knockoff called The Glass House. He was such an obnoxious tool they voted him out of the house in the first week.

Nathan

The worst part of this episode was learning Felix uses wikia for Game of Thrones knowledge and not a wiki of ice and fire

cwen

Will sounds like a fat kid who just finished three cartons of chocofudge. Love it.

No

Hallelujah by Happy Mondays, I beleive the club mix off the EP

S W

Another ProPublica story details how 911 call "analysis" was used to prosecute a poor with an intellectual disability in the death of her child.

Nolan

A Trump led murder mystery called Silk Diamond would fuck.

bravo_delta_echo

Felix: “Cops are such funny types of people”. Indeed. Been saying for years that cops, grunt-level military, and football coaches are all cut from the same emotionally childish, fake tough-guy/thin-skinned, goofy/clownish, “patriotic”/jingoistic cloth

Trent England

The 911 calls thing is Mindhunter for people who think being a cop is something you’re born into

Waffle Poet

Turns out Biden will only ever be known for his sadism.