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Beloved returning guest Brandon Wardell and soon-to-be-fan-favorite Jamel Johnson stop by to take a look at Mexican Elves, discuss if our penises are shriveling OR growing too much & celebrate Women’s History Month by praising the men who support them. And after that lineup, we address the real question of the week: Should women date podcasters?

Brandon and Jamel have a new show, the Brandon Jamel Show. It’s out now wherever you get podcasts, links below:

Pod: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-brandon-jamel-show/id1675920175

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thebrandonjamelshow

Insta: https://instagram.com/thebrandonjamelshow?igshid=NTdlMDg3MTY=

Links to Brandon’s live shows here: https://linktr.ee/Brandonwardell

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Chapotraphouse.

Bobi Jon-son Kenobi

Are Felix’s toes still fucked up? They looked pretty bad. Thoughts and prayers out for F-Dog 🙏🧎🛐

Toddy Todd

All aboard gay public transport

email account

You mad piece of shit ms. trapo.

J. A.

Brandon "the gay pedophile" Wardell

Rusty

I believe President López Obrador about the existence of duendes and other Magical Little Guys

Dr Nermal Funkenstein

Brandon Wardell once again proving to be the worst guest Chapo has ever had on

Michael S. Judge

I like that the Daily Clout woman doesn't say "penis function," meaning whether or not it works, she says "penis functions," meaning it'll still work but do a whole different set of things

mad turtle

Boys bus. Trans tram. Fairy ferry. Sub subway.

CW54

J. A. R. R. Tolkien

Ian Fletcher

You Fools! That's not an elf. It's a Morock!!!!!!!!!!! They're crawling out of the earth's crust via the limestone caves of the Yucatan. The end of days are upon us.

I am become reply guy

Instead of this Wardell guy can we get someone funny like Adam Friedland?

Blaz Kelbl

Region of don't ask?

Joe

Jamel is great

RJ Lopez

That’s what makes him good 👍🏽

Dan

Is he on painkillers for his toes?

Sam

This was fucking terrible. Perfect.

Jessica S

I love that these cranks sound all official with the “adverse events” that they discovered. The reporting database literally lets you report anything. It’s basically a means of letting people feel like they’re voice is being heard, when really it exists so no one has to listen to them anymore.

Jessica S

Completely agree. It makes my blood boil. Or wait, maybe that’s the vaccine?

Dan

Two questions: 1.) Is the Slo-mo drug from Dredd (2012) real? 2.) Is Felix on it?

kenton

how'd they fit Matt and Jamel in the same room. did they have to use the Stavros proof chamber professor X kept him in ?

kenton

So every culture on earth has incredibly similar Little Person stories, but they're definitely fake. Like UFOs. Watch this space people, mischief maker disclosure is coming

Declan Kennedy

funny episode but can Felix take approximately 50% less pills before recording, thanks in advance

Andrew Cross

yeah Brandon kinda sucks, not very good,

Joey Fazzoli

Felix’s struggle to say the word “unless” at 33:45 was legendary

Gage

Wow, this was so fucking unfunny lmao.

Austin Heath

Unlistenable... Unsubscribed.... I'm gay

Poppy Chulo

Too many people on mic and nothing even funny and insightful for a full hour. Let Christman go off next episode so we can get some quality slop.

Don Tickles

G_d bless all of you I'm sorry all love

Sean Earl Beard

Is Felix doing opiates? If so good for him

cj33

Total shit episode.

Pat

This mf Will said “Dontesk.” Gets 100k a month or something to read the news. Dontesk. Clown. And Felix’s obvious descent into drug abuse continues.

Terry Buckley

at least we couldn't hear Felix bunny hopping in this one.

Rory

Joe is my long lost cousin

Dearl Venneder

Sounds like Felix is Lauren Boebert’s designer

James Lloyd

Poor Felix. Get well soon man.

Doug Cartel

the deep state doesnt want you to see humans that aren't regular sized

miltonic

Get well soon, Felix. Hope you are OK.

Of course

If you listen to the Daily Clout CEO clip while staring at the Mexican elf photo, it all makes sense.

Doug Cartel

They should put Dough Emhoff in a glass cube and parade him around

Of course

The Wardell Effect. Apart from "I'm a Black Israelite, except for elves," which was fun to think about.

Doug Cartel

that article really buried the lede by being like (he's 35 and works at an amazon warehouse) HE HAS A PODCAST

loafman

JSOC 5 Star General Penis Injury reporting for duty

danny

love jamel

Andrew Fedje, Conduit of Corn

Brandon doesn't have to worry about his title. I'm 15 minutes in and this is absolutely the worst episode in Chapo history.

Mark

Lauren Bobert’s stylist sounds like Vincent D’Onofrio’s character from men in black on opioids.

Isaac Jones

Felix seems rejuvenated after a week off! (only 3 "uh, umms" per riff)

Matthew Dunn

Chapo seems to have lost its edge. Apart from Matt and Chris’s Hell on Earth, shows have been a bit boring lately. Will is preparing for a new job doing article reading articles for the CIA. Felix has descended from a mildly autistic funny man to a drugged out moron. Matt seems to be preparing to be the United States foremost public intellectual.

miltonic

Frist episode I can remember that I actually turned off and didn't feel like finishing.

Nicholas Moore

I’ll never understand why you guys, or anybody, finds this little asswipe funny

J98

Argust

Aaron Baer

On the off chance that they're reading up about the next election cycle, they may not be producing optimum slop for your greedy hog ass ... Maybe you never bought a bad bag of weed but as a Gen X dude I have some patience for the boys.

calvin kilby

Please never bring Brandon on again.

Nicholas Moore

Wardell is what a fucking 14 year old thinks is funny, absolute trash

g$

i don’t know what chapo is anymore

g$

the fact that brandon wardell is able to make a living as an entertainer and is involved with itysl makes me spiral

Treppy

Wardell is hard to take. I have Jack Wagner on again though.

Steeeeve

This is parasocial af but i remember amber telling a story about Brandon recording a podcast with Nick in the apartment they shared and Brandon blanked her until she reminded him that she also lived there and to be polite lmao. Anyway that sounds about right going by this ep

Maxiumite

Brandon is so ridiculously unfunny. Jamel was very good though.

J

Wardell unbearable. Turned it off.

Zack Burke

Damn, Felix isn't doing too well...

Pepipopa

Brandon wardell is Adam friedland but without any of the insane sexy charisma

Yup

Argust

carl

sounds like she dated Adam Friedland but he'd never work in an amazon warehouse

etienne

critical support for felix, the riffs are good, they just need to get out the door 35% quicker

Post Void

Why is Felix's mic at half the speed as everyone else?

Demented Avenger

Did AmLo's elf wear boots? Faeries wear boots. You gotta believe me.

mad turtle

Sounds like some time in the Chapo Sober Living House might be in order

Aaron Baer

Oh quite to the contrary my young friend.. as a Gen X I can see the limits of life pre-internet and how boomers f***ed s*** up... And I can see how the internet itself turned you into a cuck and a fembot in the name of globalism and climate panic ... I'll make it out of this thing with some dignity intact... How about you cucktivits & femboys ?

Barnabas

Podcaster has gotta be one of the biggest red flags lol

Ted Lavender

The boys getting defensive and pulling out bank statements… not a great look.

Bobi Jon-son Kenobi

I’m not sure, but he posted on his IG story a picture of his toes, and they were looking horribly bruised—black and purple

Ted Lavender

That’s a pretty gross thing to post on IG.

Jones Kolbinsky

Yooooo I went to high school with Tyree Rush lmao

Bobi Jon-son Kenobi

To be fair, he did supply a warning slide before he posted the picture, so it wasn’t as if he posted it without notice or context

Rimbo Jackson

Get Felix into rehab and off the pod. It’s just sad at this point. And not funny. And not worth paying for.

TC

I love how obvious it is that none of the dry boys have ever engaged with a black man in real life.

Jenn

Send Felix down to the minors so he can find his fastball again

Ted Lavender

This one lost me. I’m sidling over to the grill stream nowadays- Matt is the only one still trying at all.

Donald

I can't stand Brandon Wardell. Not sure i'll make it more than 10 minutes into this one.

Professor Jokes

Kudos to Brandon for regaining his crown. By far the worst episode you have ever made.

Emmer Effer

Felix sounds more zonked than usual 😅

MC Prescott

This has to be the most bipolar podcast community ever, just last week everyone in the comments was saying “really good ep” now all you pigs are saying no one’s trying

Andy West

Lot of failed open mic’ers in the comments, projecting their frustration at the career they never had on Wardell.

Ted Lavender

Counterpoint, neither Felix nor Brandon were on last episode.

MC Prescott

The point of having Brandon on is to be absolute slop, appreciate art when you hear it

Erik Mccauley

This Wardell guy stinks.. Jamal makes up for it.

justdave

👶🧒👦🧑👨🧔‍♂️🧔👱‍♀️🧔‍♀️👨‍🦳🧑‍🦳🎅🧛‍♂️

Agent Grange

Poor Felix has done their Kamala impression too much and it's leaked into his normal speech patterns.

Ted Lavender

They’re just stealing your money at this point and you love it.

MC Prescott

My brother in Christ you are literally on the Patreon too

Ted Lavender

I unsubscribed during this episode.

Adam H.

Still better than Girl God.

T

Dontesk Don't Tell

Hardcore Virgin

...they're turning your brain into mush...

Agent Grange

On the upside, he really is growing into the role of toady / henchman that sits off to the side to occasionally laugh and go "nnnyea that's right boss!"

Quinn Johnson

That girl god episode was truly terrible

Nicolas Leithen

Women who see podcasting as a red flag in a relationship when the topic of work is brought up during dates or dating was a trip lol. I don't like to talk about work, even to commiserate. Talking about work on a date says to me this woman is boring AF and I want to end the conversation, and probably the relationship, as quickly as possible. I don't care what she does to survive in capitalism either. I'll listen to work drama and stuff from work that is entertaining like goofy ass coworkers or how badly they'd like to see their bosses suffer. We're all working at the racism and dick sucking factories, let's talk about stuff we do enjoy, like the funny show we just saw or the latest Stellaris DLC. Work sucks and people who base a relationship on what their prospective partner does for work also suck. End of rant. Love your show Chapo.

Justin Stanley

This sucked, but it was still marginally better than Girl God

Jack Ross

Will for the love of God just identify the words you’re going to have trouble with before you make an ep. These are borderline rickyisms at this point.

Kyle Smyth

A raging misogynist, a homeless man, and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bartender takes one look and says, "Hey fellas. What's the name of your podcast?"

Golander

30 year old wardell. christ

Justin Stanley

Felix being too high to string a sentence together

James Murray

Brandon sounds like a pre pubescent Adam Freidland on cocaine.

Dan

No, this was funny in how terrible it was. Girl God still is the worst thing ever.

Dan

Girl God

Dan

It is, but in a Tommy Wiseau way, where the car wreck is still entertaining.

Chris

I came in to listen to the podcast one morning. Felix sounded like he had his head half in the toilet; his mic was in the toilet water. Disgusting.

Dan

No, Adam is hilarious on Chapo.

Saga

I feel like the "don't date podcasters" thing is more true of the alpha male podcasters. I'd be okay dating someone with a podcast in general, but I'm drawing the line at anyone who unironically uses the phrase "High value female". Then again, I'm a woman in her 30s, so I'm pretty sure I don't register as human to them anyway

J Fitz

“Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me”-ass episode

VitAnyaNaked

<p style="color: #008600;">Oh, it was fun and just great. Was glad to listen to Brandon Wardell and Jamel Johnson today</p>

Harry

Brandon and Felix sound like they were dosed on gabapentin but otherwise great ep. Jamel is hilarious.

Andrew Cross

I got through this one because everyone else barring wardell was good. I couldn’t finish the taibbi interview

greg

another tough brandon episode. great work

Bob Sham

Thank you, Felix, for listening to my pro wrestling podcast

J-Lo

This was one of the funniest parts of this episode

J-Lo

You’ve made me very happy here.

Baron

Brandon’s mentioned before on Cumtown that he reads comments, so just to make sure you know- your laugh sucks

Brendan Kneeland

The Tom Meyers-ish guy is giving me Rob Dierdek vibes 🫠

th

bring jamel back for more eps funniest mic hands down

Maddy

Truly none of my business or whatever, but I really hope Felix is okay :/

Poppy Chulo

What did he say that had you in stitches?

Poppy Chulo

What do you think the difference was between last week's ep and this one?

Poppy Chulo

Like you aren't a white suburban hipster yourself. Microbrew swilling try hard bitch made dick lick.

Alal Alal

6:57 "Donteks"? You mean Donetsk right?

Jessica Rios

Well youre a high value female to me because you are a fellow female who likes Chapo. We should be besties.

th

penis stromboli :)

Starry Pr1nce

It could be a crackhead, who got into the wrowng shtuff

A Loon

Laughed harder than in long time - though did get inspired to try to get more f'ed up than Felix sounded (just on beers, I'm Midwestern).

Aaron Kamolz

I just thought he was being unprofessional and getting stoned for the last 3 episodes but reading the comments and learning he's been pilled out for weeks now is sad

Sam

He means he’s insanely misinformed and intentionally disinterested to anything going on in that part of the world.

Alal Alal

Commenting here just to second the opinion that Hell on Earth has been great.

Christopher Price

Along with the 30000 progressive pro wrestling podcasts, aren't there are just as many women doing true crime podcasts?

Christopher Price

Also a serial killer doing a pod about his murders would have a 99% female listenership.

J.P. McD.

I’m taking the side against anyone who complains using the word “platforming”

Spliff Nasty

I stand with Felix this allergy season by also getting torn up on benadryl and NyQuil

Jack Lawton

Felix being low energy and getting immediately diagnosed as a drug addict in the comments is like when guys see a woman without makeup and assume she is dying

Poppy Chulo

Now that we're all friends ...Let's see those boobs ladies.

YourMagnet_adult_version

Awesome podcast guys. Jamel is great and you are all awesome guys. I got fun from this episode

Saga

Well Chapo bestie, judging by the other replies, I think I now know why the females are few and far between here...

Epicfetus

Felix hitting the lean hard

Warbs

I thoroughly enjoyed the Girl God episode.

justdave

A high value woman would already know that; all women are actually gay

Yacobum

My long narrow dicked brethren, we must not stand for this slander.

justdave

Men are just incomplete women, the y chromosome is just a mutation, a pein just a metaphor for uselessness. Men are slaves, their opinions only base lubidinal reactions to stimuli. We should beat them, keep them naked in pastures where the strong eat the weak, using them only for genetic material and entertainment

Tim O'

Hi Mr. Trap House, I hate the show, here's $5 so I can have twice as much of it pls. Also the guy who always has a nasal voice? His voice sounds nasal, so I think he's addicted to pills. Can I talk to the manager?

K102.1FM Mornings w/ Jonny Corndogs

Never listened to the first Wardell episode, but it couldn't have been any worse than that improv episode you guys did. This was a great episode all-around and Wardell was genuinely funny. I don't know about him or Johnson, but I always assume the people you have on the show that I don't know are either Twitter friends of yours or sportsball peoples.

etienne

I dunno which of the two Ye Olde wardell eps but on one of them he told the story of how he interned on the Maury Povitch show which was hysterical. I don't understand the hate he gets. This specific ep was not very good but Wardell on Chapo is pretty funny to me in general iunno

etienne

right yeah! on 261 they had the political playing cards, that was a great segment too

Poppy Chulo

He seems fine. What are you taking issue with?

Poppy Chulo

Yes, you're very oppressed.

Zack Burke

This is, like, the 4th or 5th ep. where he's been Pill Clinton.

Michelle

That is an amazing scenario.

Le Sorcier Chinoise

Wardell’s voice is a compelling argument for making weed illegal again

Dan

" Low Energy".

Valerie

Got fired from my job today cause my drug test came back "Low Energy"

zach

skill gap between these guests is crazy

nomorepls

Brandon is so fucking annoying but I liked Jamel so

Dan

C'mon dude, it's not "nasal" voice, he's slurring like Anna Nicole Smith; this isn't the first episode either. As for Chapo subscribers having minimum expectations or any criticisms of the podcast, the boys make at least $10,000 a month each? I make $15 an hour and have to field customer criticism and abuse.

Dies Irae63

Jesus, I didn’t think this show would get so bad. You can hear Matt cringe every time felix opens his arrogant , anaesthetised mouth. (You’ve really pole-vaulted a shark when you start boasting about your sub numbers and dissing other podcasts for not being financially successful etc. it’s embarrassing.)Fuck paying for this shit. Just going to pirate now when matt and Chris do a history series. They’re great. Will used to do good interviews, Steven Donziger etc. What happened? Money and too much comfort turn people into narcissistic liberal wankers. I’ll subscribe again if they sack Felix. He should have his own pod called ‘I, I, like, I, um , based, yeah, pussy, prescription drugs, based.’

T

Will still does good interviews, tho

Ian Firstenberg

This is the most unhinged place on the internet

etienne

chapo posting a half baked comedy ep is this guy's personal battle of stalingrad

THEKILLERWHALE

The Maury Povitch guy was funny. But he was not Wardell. Some comic who had a netflix special a few years back.

Dan

Joe Mandy

Mike Mariano

As a child I was building a gingerbread house on a styrofoam plate with many other children at a local community center after school. The coordinator said, “Now be good; it’s almost Christmas and there are elves in the trees watching.” From that point I got paranoid and could no longer concentrate on my house. Instead, my eyes darted from window to window, trying to get a glimpse of the horrible creatures watching me. So when the President of Mexico tells me elves are real I start freaking out.

Dies Irae63

Not really. Just sad that a once pretty good show has declined so much. Once they become upper middle class, smugness, laziness and egotism set in. It’s Felix mostly. Christman predicted it . Now it’s happened.

jr

I don’t know, about this one

Evan

The only explanation for Brandon showing up in the chapo universe is that he owns some portion of your enterprise and you’re contractually obligated to have him on

etienne

yeah you knew it would happen and you could have left way ealier but you're still here. stalingrad

Max Beta

Wardell's stand up was surprisingly funny and fresh. Like, I could be a grump and act like all comedy should be in line with the 50 year old comics I grew up on, but he's a talented kid.

J.P. McD.

Finished listening and y’all are freaks. It’s a bottom tier ep perhaps, but not remarkably so. Wardell starts off on really obnoxious footing with the Girl God dig, but he’s fine after that and his sidekick isn’t comparatively a comedic genius like most of you are pretending. Felix sounds slow from painkillers or perhaps a permanent head injury, but again it’s not THAT big a deal.

J.P. McD.

They’ve done “important” interviews in the last few months and will do so again, they did sober QAnon analysis with a journalist last week. Doubt the ratio of light comedy to “serious things that annoying online leftists think are important to talk about” is any different than it always was.

Dies Irae63

I heard that one. No gripes, Felix wasn’t on it though. I’ve got no problem with Matt or will. Nor with live,improvised, comedy. It’ll always be hit and miss. Just seems to have got worse lately.

Bud Light

Felix carries the show

Dies Irae63

I’m not American so narcissistic frat-boy dick joke humour’s not my purview. He goes in to bat for Palestinians which is good, so I’m not saying he’s a total asswipe.

will michel

i’ve figured it out. wardell only sucks for people who are stuck constantly re-litigating decades old drama from their high school lunch table because he has late 2000’s JV fuccboi vibes. he’s fine guys

Daniel

A lot of deep state actors here trying to portray this episode as some affront to their hard earned 5 dollars a month. Its such a fine/forgettable-at-worst riff episode i feel like there was some organized gaslighting in these comments

J.P. McD.

Put it more eloquently than I did, thank you

john

that was a pretty decent episode, not their best but better than a couple they've posted lately. Time to look at the comment section, I'm sure everyone's being normal!

Friend of Pangolin

On the next episode, could Will and Felix please explain the Vanderpump Rules Scandal to Matt. I would enjoy that.

justdave

Fucking canadian

Friend of Pangolin

Did Felix steal your girlfriend or something? I hope so, because this level of anger for a podcaster is unhinged otherwise.

My Name

my favorite part of the podcast is when the weirdos complain about every guest and every episode without a guest and every episode with felix and every episode without felix and

Free Palestine 🇵🇸🔻

When I’m in a whiny autistic dork competition and my opponent is a Felix Drug Truther 😨

Dr Nermal Funkenstein

I thought ragging on Wardell was a joke from his first appearance years ago. I guess all those comments about him are 100% serious

Dies Irae63

‘Anger’? Mildly pissed off is all. Chapo occupies an hour or so of my thought per week while driving to work. Just responding to replies til my sub runs out. I felt the same when the simpsons lost its edge. It’s a well travelled cultural path.

Dies Irae63

Not. Angloid but transitioning.

J.P. McD.

idk! It seems so. It’s certainly nothing new for the comments section to dislike a guest!

skrrt vonnegut

They're gonna make interracial podcasting illegal in Tennessee.

Bud Light

This Felix hate will not stand.

wolfgang

my only issue with felix is that he needs to clear his throat before speaking. The phlegmy gurgles when he speaks sometimes is so nasty.

Scott

Brandon is my favorite half Japanese girl

Scott

The Girl God dig was good because that episode sucked and those two are not funny

K H

"Engaged" as in...sexually?

MKatieUltra

As someone who’s dated more podcast guys than I care to admit, totally true that the quality/popularity of the pod correlates with the quality of the guy. The best one was written up in the failing NYT.

Sam Schick

Im trying to live the mindset of that “hand made sandwiches” joke, Jamel has my vote for the fourth chapo, you guys need some juice. Also Felix is turning into the caterpillar from Alice in wonderland at a rapid pace, my thoughts and prayers.

YukiNukem64x

Gotta leave a message for chapo call ins for that

IHaveHemorrhoids

People love claiming that podcasters (Felix, Adam Friedland) are on PKs and benzos... I'm pretty sure those people don't have the most experience with drugs because it would be far more noticeable if they were high on either of those trying to discuss high minded political ideas for example And Wardell is awesome. Not a guest I would want for political discussion, but when he's just shooting the shit about pop culture he's very likeable imo

Blingo Starr

It literally sounds like his mic is being played at 50% speed lmao

Autumn Wentworth

If I had to guess, I'd wager the dating fear of podcasters is probably related to a lot of men being inspired to start one because of Joe Rogan.

cogandbal

I've read more posts about gay podcast hosts then any professor has read books