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737 - Money 4 Sale (6/1/23) (Patreon)

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2023-06-02 01:29:32
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2026-06

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The boys talk: the cool new Trump scam bilking MAGA grandparents all across America, bad kids and the sodas they drink, the gourmand advising Alabama Sen. Tommy Tuberville on national security, and review the latest from MAGA rapper Fogiato Blow.

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Miles Fowler

Thanks y'all needed a episode today ❤️

Alec

Wishing everyone good vibes today

Ben

Have a wonderful weekend everyone

Who's luggage?

Felix is our favourite oldest nephew isn't he folks

Will Thompson

Just did coordinated labor action at work and my balls feel like they weigh 50 pounds. I’m gay

Adam Edwards

Need Felix to understand that the Jimmy Levy guy from the target diss track is Israeli

Reece Coren

laid up in the ICU thank you boys for getting me through❤️

Sman

Will badly mispronouncing Mobile is so funny. Love these guys but they just know NY, LA, and Midwest culture

Kamran Husain

ford was still our only jock president

T

Lincoln was literally the greatest wrestler of all time.

Petrorenminbi

What are the Michigan equivalent to gold pants? He probably had 4 of them, Ohio state sucked back in the 40s

Petrorenminbi

Also he’s maybe our only adopted president?

calvin kilby

Fogiato blow could have been the greatest weed carrier in all rap.

J P 3

Trump bucks should have scenes from the January 6th rally/riot on the back of the collectible "currency".

Dan

@Adam regular dj khaled is fairly evil, is that a double negative then? Also: how can those fat fucks be somehow round and square at the same time? They look like bad claymation figures or like they’re wearing that old cake makeup from the 40s and 50s. Unnerving.

Dan

The less you know about these purgatories of the deep south the better off you are. Growing up near them or even driving thru is like reading the necronomicon or making a horcrux. Or working for McKinsey.

Zakir KH

Feel like these dudes have jobs and / or girlfriends. It's over.

Evan

Azzaro 1!

Elizabeth

Trump was the last president to get cucked in office

Dan

You shut your whore mouth

Alexandr

Thank you to Chris or whoever fixed the mics or levels. :)

Alexandr

Oh shit. Get well soon!

m w b

hell yeah brother

Paul

I hope Clint makes a new movie. He’s unironically one of the most talented artists since the renaissance, I hope he lives forever and ever

Paul

Grayden Carter, owner of bad food restaurants

Seymour Butz

Felix’s love for Alexander Payne is very endearing

Jaime Christley

I guarantee that that Trump bucks guy drastically understated how much he was rolled for. It was probably low 5 figures.

Adam Edwards

You can always get more evil

Dru Heff

I actually do know Paul Bunyan though so………..

William

How the fuck did all these people last to their old age

Wario Argento

I wanted to play football for the coach

Zach H.

This is why you don’t feed your kids lead paint chips for breakfast

Sarah Giles

🎶Money for nothin, and your Trump for free🎶

Steve D

I mean if you really believe trump is at war with the Deep State, coming after the US dollar is by far the most single most dangerous front to open up. So, gl?

Henry

My dollar bill scene would have to be James Garfields doctors sticking their unsanitized fingers in his bullet hole wound

Erin MacAllister

Put bees on the nickel! 4 bees to a quarter they use to say

JV

The original Iraqi dinar clip years ago was the thing that first got me into chapo

Cy Parker

Hey, Chris, are notifications intentionally turned off on some of the CTH posts? I don't get notifications in the Patreon app or e-mails when you drop new episodes of the main show lately-- only the movie mindsets, and actually not all of them. I contacted Patreon about it because I assumed it was on their end, but they said it was set by the content creator.

Blaskovich

Same, classic episode and still an all time riff with the nephew fusion dance.

Doug Cartel

Fraud is as american as apple pie. How many times did we stick a deed in the face of a Plains Indian who didnt know a single word of english and go "this is a treaty of friendship, sign here and we're friends!" and it actually just gave them legal precedent to sic troops on them

G. Gordon Litty

Except Mobile is one of like, 5 legitimately cool towns in the South

Demented Avenger

We need a new bill that has Salmon P. Chase on it.

Doug Cartel

fuck I WISH his name was just Tommy Tooby

Movie Donkey

I met M Emmett Walsh on a low budget movie back in the mid 2000s He setup a card table and proceeded to sign a giant stack of 2 dollar bills for the crew. Stand up guy

Ozzie

Tommy Tuberville’s congressional salary is paid exclusively in TRB checks and coins

Reece Coren

appreciate you ❤️ I’ll be out Monday! 😁😁

Isaac Jones

Matt's wife is pregnant as we speak, brother, hate to break that to you

Trew Dhiel

slamming arizona ice tea while skating in jeans five sizes too big was my entire childhood.

sarah

It’s pronounced TUBerville like bathTUB

T

Matt's baby, go on Chapo

Jed Levin

The modern Trump cosmology

Greg

Love a Pepsi Blue shoutout. Bring it back again!

John Mitchell

That ain't workin' That's the way you do it!!!!!

Alexandr

Thomas Tubervillain

cashedtrapezoid

Kitty Dukakis, drinking rubbing alcohol would be good on the $200 bill parallel universe style

jfk truther

Respective yellow kings lmaoooo

Thom

Dan Oingo Boingo

Boaz Corey

It would honestly be fascinating if it were the MAGA people who started a successful alternative currency program and formed their own breakaway grassroots economy. Some hippies in my town have been trying to get a local alternative currency to catch on for decades haha.

MinkL0af

I must say all of the previous times Brandon has fallen down I was like- oh did he really? Damn he really is old as shit. But this time when he fell it really made me think he may die. I really feel like a switch has flipped and it's basically guaranteed that he won't live to the next election.

Karl Kraus

I'm almost positive that Forgatio Blow was in the Andrew Callaghan documentary. He is not a true believer in MAGA. If I remember correctly he was just some loser rapper that started selling trump t shirts and then started making songs and now he's getting big. He said he doesn't even care about politics lol

Jordan Brewer

Worst part of Fogiato Blow is his Trash ass Lego beard

james

day old money 😂

Of course

I gave a lot of money to Bernie just to watch him socdem-bend-the-knee to Biden and cheer on the NATO Death Cult. So, I couldn't quite laugh out loud at the fly-over country Trumpite rubes.

etienne

I remember reading a Pickup Artist guy who was telling people to get rolls of 2$ bills from the bank to give out as tips so that people at bars have to stop and think and remember you

Richard R

My Texan aunt served on a jury once, and one juror recommended execution because, "There are reasons you might have to kill your wife. But you should never kill your mama!"

Methew

Speaking of stolen valor, Americas entire WW2 mythos is stolen valor from the commies

ploob

🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

ploob

Damn, where the fuck Large-Nephew/Son energy at?!

Gulb

As an elder, I am glad to be able to share some valuable historical knowledge. In the early 90's Arizona Iced Tea only came in glass bottles like Snapple.

CJ

You’re correct

etienne

as a millenial, I know arizona tea as a thing you'd buy for precisely one dollar and get 16 ounce of something not entirely unlike water for a third of the price of regular bottled water. also obv it kicked off the vaporwave aesthetic boom

Jimmy McMillan

Prosperity gospel and multi level marketing are the pillars of American culture. That's why Mormonism is such a great American religion

Chris

Lmao people still pretend the south has cool places?

NoPrefect

You heard it here, AriZona Iced Tea is the drink of the prole

Andrew Cross

He’s gonna name that kid Thurn or Beer George

October

Happy 70th birthday, Danny Elfman!

BigBoto

Yep. I'm the same age. Arizona iced tea was our Four Loko.

BigBoto

"Povos"? Confirmed for British, opinion discarded!

Poppy Chulo

Just curious about something and this question is for anyone; is six and a half weeks adequate notice when putting in a PTO request? I got into it with my boss today who denied the request. Is a month and a half not adequate? If I ask with two weeks notice that's a request. If it's more than six weeks out that should just be me letting them know I'm taking PTO. The department is a shit show and we're so understaffed morale is in the shitter. I fucking hate my job. I'm genuinely trying to figure out if I'm ready to exit stage left completely and be done with everything but there doesn't seem to be a good way out. I'm so sick and tired of living like this. I worked so fucking hard to become a department lead and had to step down eventually, now it seems like I'm being retaliated against. This isn't living, it's terrible and I don't know if I'm in perpetual burnout or not. I want to die. I don't know what to do, I'm completely burned out on everything.

BigBoto

I dunno. Have you tried smoking weed?

etienne

for how much? a month should be way more than enough advance to ask for like a week off unless there's a known conflict with someone else you work with?

Kamran Husain

i was a proud arizona degenerate we slept on average 4 hours a week and did lots of walking around

Adam Hauck

Catholic Shoplifters Cemetery Monthly?

Jon W

Money 4 Sale at the Money Store. I know the first three numbers...

Jon W

Unless there's a reason for you to know about a conflict (project go-live the week you asked for time off) its more than adequate. Your boss is being a shit.

Kevin

Yeah, it's almost like there's really no grounds for anybody in America to be smug anymore since, you know, just putting up with the state of things as they currently in this country for even a day is tantamount to be a swindled rube.

Jacob Jones

North Alabama DSA co-chair here, it is pronounced moh-BEEL (Mobile, AL). 😉

CS

don't know what industry you work in, but six weeks sounds more than reasonable to me. then again, i've never worked in a job that offered PTO.

Jacob Jones

BhamDSA and NADSA have been in contact with a group down there trying to start a Mobile Bay DSA. There's a lot of stupid in the state, but there are good folks trying to put in the work to organize as well.

B2B Commuter

It sounds like they’re trying to force you out for stepping down from your role as department head there. Expedite your exit from the place and you’ll probably feel a little better. Changing paths is scary, but there is a sense of relief you get from the act of doing so. You don’t deserve to be fucked with like that and will be better off getting away from that organization.

Poppy Chulo

She said one other person requested the day off as well. But one person. It's a big department, and I think six weeks is enough to accommodate both requests.

Poppy Chulo

I think it's retaliation for stepping down back into a technician role. You basically echoes my thoughts, I need to get out.

C. Andrew

If there is no room for smugness, which I agree, then all you can be is sincere. And people buying Trump Bucks and trying to cash them is is sincerely funny.

Stevieyall

Mo-BEEL u fuckin effite nyc fancy lad

Ross Moore

Its pronounced inbred hillbillies

Jacob Jones

Great solidarity on your part. Maybe this isn't the space for you?

Colin Clark

I always thought mobile was rich?

Jacob Jones

It definitely ain't poor, but places can be dumps and still produce a lot of wealth for capitalists. Look at most of the global south after all...

concernedmom420

All timer ep right here. The forgatio blow analysis at the end was the cherry on top. Between this and catholic cemetery monthly I feel like I'm witnessing a return to form for the dry boys.

carl

Itchy and Scratchy bucks eh? I'll take $1100 worth.

Josh Woods

That Paul Bunyan comment was so real. Some people don't even realize he's been dead for like, what, a decade or something?

skrrt vonnegut

"people who love former president donald trump" Future president Donald Trump, actually.

Poppy Chulo

Oh yeah what's DSA stand for dumb stupid assholes lol got em 👍

Poppy Chulo

Necro Trump for president. Undead Necro Trump 2024, 2028, 2032,2036,2040

Jacob Jones

I mean, I'm not the one giving my money to Chapo Trap House without understanding that they are a socialist podcast. lol So who is the dumbass here?

Poppy Chulo

This is definitely reddit level obliviousness. You read that and took umbrage, unbelievable.

Jacob Jones

I've been accused of being too literal... Especially over text.

Jacob Fox

the once and future king folks, we love swords in stones don't we? the best swords

Sage

Wallenstein Christman

ploob

LICH-LEADERSHIP FOREVER

AbeLinkin

Definitely don’t give up on life in general. Hope springs eternal. That said, fuck that job. Insist on the PTO and if they retaliate against you you may have a legitimate lawsuit on your hands but it may be easier on your mental state to just say “fuck you” and leave. You never know what else you might find.

AbeLinkin

Really hoping skynet becomes aware and begins redistributing Capital to the labor class asap

Robbie H.

Why are we not doing this? Like we could fund everything just scamming the fuck out of these retards man.

colin muller

can you guys do an ep on mr beast i'm so fascinated by it

ploob

First buy guns

Arid

Love you guys, but Coach Senator's name is pronouced "tubber-ville" not "tube-rville". Bathtub, not tube. I'll still never forgive him for failing to recruit defensive linebackers in his last years at Auburn!

Kinetics Video

Request one exemption from this specifically for Kurt Vonnegot

Methew

Idk who he is but we can allow it

Kinetics Video

Those guys shift back and forth between being quaint and mildly annoying to being brutally predatory so quickly. Very weird scene.

Kinetics Video

I got some Trump bucks for ya, it's called ACA coverage

Kinetics Video

If the bad kids that target Target are actually only targeting Target to get back at Target or targeting them, does that make them good kids? What's the redeemed bad kid soda?

Blingo Starr

Just be sure to take out at least one c-level exec with you

Red

I love that you think they'd care lol

Johnny B

Reminder about Tuberville: while head coach at Texas Tech, he was at dinner with some incoming recruits, and got a phone call. He stepped outside to answer it. It was the University of Cincinnati offering him their head coaching job. He left the restaurant without going back inside to tell the recruits he would be leaving. He was a disaster in Cincinnati.

K H

Well take some of the c suite out with you at least. Yea of course it's adequate notice. This is why unionization is important to every workplace so that you can actually use your benefits and are protected at least somewhat from retaliation. Maybe it is worthwhile to sew that seed in your workplace if you're already someone others look up to. I assume others are equally dejected and put upon and also screaming into the void. If you all started screaming where you could hear eachother and cause a ruckus maybe it would amount to something.

K H

Mighty warriors. The rest of us should have been as degenerate.

K H

Generally fair assessment.

the dumpist

Couldn't get out of Lubbock fast enough

Reece Coren

you’re so right, $2 bills are the ultimate grandparent gift